#watered — Tags

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I want the kids in bed by 9:00. I want the dog fed, the yard watered,

kids watered yard

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Okay. I've marked all the liquor bottles. We can taste when they're watered down.

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What's your stupid twenty first century watered down fortune cookie say, Dad?

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You're one watered-down appletini away from trying to fix my sister and me.

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You're one watered-down appletini away from trying to fix my sister and me.

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You're one watered-down appletini away from trying to fix my sister and me.

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You're one watered-down appletini away from trying to fix my sister and me.

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You nurtured them. You watered and fed them.

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