#shyamalan — Tags

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Guess what, boners. I just got a part in an M. Night Shyamalan movie.

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M. Night Shyamalan, the Indian filmmaker from Philly.

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I just got a Shyamalan twist to put in this bad boy.

shyamalan twist

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and we'll go sell it to Shyamalan. Yeah.

sell shyamalan

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Oh, 'cause it's a zombie movie. It's, like, the Shyamalan twist. I figured it out.

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Oh, no. Mr. Shyamalan isn't directing this unit. This is a simple pickup shot.

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I just gave you the old Shyamalan twist.

shyamalan twist

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Actually, you guys don't need Shyamalan to execute your script...

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because I've got the mother of all Shyamalan twists in my hand right here.