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Okay, I cut our debt in half, but we got to get the hell off this island.
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plus a softball team and a half.
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That's Peter's fault. The grill tongs just broke it in half.
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half-baked schemes of yours.
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Yes. For a half hour in the late 80s,
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I think it's the Asian half that makes Tiger Woods talented.
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Hey, you left half your clothes!
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for a half a mile in every direction.
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I'm half asleep again.
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when they cut the time in half again and again,
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ain't half bad.
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leaving half the population unemployed,
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Aw, shit. Half the country works for Brawndo.
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Listen, if Terrell delivers half of what he promises,
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Look. This is not gonna be a half-assed workout.
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Hey, I own half this bar, too.
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So why don't you take your phony, suburban, half-assed bullshit...
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I think you were right, man. I was half-assing it.
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But I'm not gonna half-ass it anymore.
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also happens to be my half-brother.
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Half the reason I wanted to do this in the first place
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I'll yank your underwear over your head 'til your asshole rip in half.
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- Mac, can an arse rip in half? - Like tissue paper.
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Technically, I am the boss of you because I own half your shares.
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You sold me half your shares of the bar for goods and services.
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Wait. You've definitely given me half your shares too.
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You gave me a shitload of shares for a half a sandwich.
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The first half was kinda cool, but what's with the second half?
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He's got a half a chapter highlighted
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Something tells me you probably were never half-man, half-horse.
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What makes you think you were half-man, half-horse?
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- They look so sturdy. - He's half machine.
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I don't even know what he's talking about half the time.
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What did you bring me to? It's like a half-nude buffet party.
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They're just hanging out with half-naked ladies
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Bro, half the stories you just read us are total bullshit.
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Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up.
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and I totally talked the guy down to, like, half the asking price.
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We're not making the lead of our big-budget action movie half dog!
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No, not half dog. He's all dog.
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Well, what I'm doing is I'm cutting the shower curtain in half waist high...
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The second half kind of threw me.
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Maybe because your rival tribe owns the water rights to half of Los Angeles.
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- I wanted you to have half of that denim. - He shared half the jeans.
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You beat the man half to death.
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Don't make me do it, Cricket. I will slice you in half!
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No. I've been waiting half an hour for a Jack and coke.
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You've been waiting half an hour? You've been waiting half an hour?
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