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stripping down cars in the Garfield High metal shop.

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Here's my impression of James A. Garfield.

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I am James A. Garfield.

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-[whispers] All Garfield. -"Do you know how hard that is for me?

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that I bought Jim Davis' house, the creator of Garfield.

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How I wasted all my money on the Garfield house,

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He goes, "Hey, where's the Garfield treasure chest?"

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So you're saying I spent, like, three hours in a Garfield-shaped hot tub

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I'm Garfield.

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[Garfield recording] I hate Mondays.

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-[distorted] Garfield! -I hate Mondays.

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IT'S JUST LIKE GARFIELD, ONLY INSTEAD IT'S GAZORPAZORPFIELD.

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OF GAZORPAZORP-- OR GARFIELD, I MEAN.

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Lucy Garfield.

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