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Rick and Morty

Season 9, Episode 3 — Rick Fu Hustle

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Show: Rick and Morty
Episode title: Rick Fu Hustle
Air date: June 07, 2026
Directors: Fill Marc Sagadraca, Daniel Cole
Top billed cast: Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke, Ian Cardoni, Harry Belden
You haven't lived till you've chested up at Trader Joe's, broh.
Source: TMDB
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Jerry, this is disgusting.
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How did it get so dirty already?
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Because your crappy pool bot doesn't work.
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Pool not found. Searching.
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But the guy that lives behind the pool store dumpster
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gave me a sweet deal.
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Oh my God! Why didn't you hire Keith the pool guy like I told you?
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Keith's schedule was full.
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What are you jackoffs talking about?
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Ooh! Jerry's new pool sucks? Allow me.
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No, Rick, this is my pool!
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I can handle this mess without your sci-fi shenanigans.
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Copy that. Treat Jerry like a baby so he can feel like a man.
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Come on, Rick, let's go.
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Gotta scoot. Finally taking Morty to Boob World,
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and we need to stop by the store for supplies.
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Good luck with your septic tank, Jerry.
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Ugh. I gotta go to work.
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Someone's gotta win the bread around here.
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Pool not found. Searching.
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Trader Joe's hash browns,
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the most efficient booze absorber in the multiverse.
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Think you're supposed to heat those up first, big guy.
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No, no. Look, Morty, my mouth is an air fryer now.
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It's really happening, huh?
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I'm finally going to Boob World.
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Oh, yeah! Boob World, baby!
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Oh, damn it! What the...
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It appears there has been an accident.
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That happens. No harm, no foul. Have a good one, buddy.
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We should exchange information before going our separate ways.
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We could go even separater ways by not exchanging anything.
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But our bumpers collided.
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Oh my God, is this how you make friends?
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Is this how you make enemies?
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- What the hell does that mean? - Rick, stop!
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- He started it. - He did not start it.
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Be the bigger man so we can go to Boob World already!
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Fuck that. We gotta set this idiot straight.
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Look, buddy,
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it's obvious you're some kind of heightened Kung Fu archetype.
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But I'm a Doctor Who-Loki,
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and people like you are like NPCs to me.
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So do yourself a favor and--
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I have struck you with the Five Point Exploding Heart Technique,
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the most fatal punch in all of martial arts.
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Victims are able to walk only five steps forward
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before their heart explodes.
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Five steps forward?
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Try it and find out.
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Don't tell me what to do.
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I'll find out with science.
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Nice day for a backwards walk!
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- Are you really gonna-- - No, stupid!
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Pull the car around and pick me up!
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What did that idiot do to me? This doesn't make any damn sense.
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Just apologize.
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Haven't we done clones enough?
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Not a clone, Morty. A Xerox of me
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that I've lobotomized to be a crash-test dummy.
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- Look at my balls! - Hey, do us a favor.
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Walk forward, five to six steps. Your choice.
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One, two, three, four.
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Huh? So this is legit.
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Better take a closer look.
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Look at my ball--
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There are over 700 meridians in the human body.
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Mr. Kung Fu struck specific pressure points in me
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and induced commotio cordis.
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Five steps forward will cause massive compression buildup,
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causing my heart to explode under its own pressure.
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Let's see what happens when I attach a copy of my heart
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to a copy of my legs.
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Interesting, huh?
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More gross than interesting. So far, we're on brand.
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Fuck you. Watch this.
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See that? Cardiac detonation is triggered
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only by forward bipedal movement.
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I can't believe I'm missing Boob World for this!
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Just apologize to the guy. Maybe he'll un-punch you.
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The day I apologize will be because I am truly sorry.
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I don't sully apologies by making it a ritual of flagellation
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for someone who, in this case, is a bully.
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You called the man an NPC.
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Why do you always have to take the side of the waiter?
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Because your side is insane!
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- Okay, then. Fuck off. - Maybe I will!
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- Go ahead! No one's stopping you! - Fine!
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This is me fucking off out of the fucking garage
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because you... suck.
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No, you... suck.
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- You... - You...
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...suck.
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Pool not found. Searching.
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- Pool not found. Searching. - The pool is right behind you.
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Just turn around, you stupid thing.
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- Pool not found. Searching. - No!
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Jerry, this is your moment.
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Be a man and figure it out.
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Hi there, emasculated pool dads.
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Okay. Specific.
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Is your pool gross?
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Does your family not respect you?
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Don't worry. I'll show you how to upgrade your TR-X1
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and clean your pool better than any human being.
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But first, let's discuss the history of pool cleaning.
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- Oh, boy. This is three hours? - Back in 1866...
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...really important to never-- 'Cause it's dangerous.
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Bloody stuff of nightmares!
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Now that we've gone over the safety guidelines,
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click the link below for a list of long language models.
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- Be sure to upload them-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it.
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Pool detected. Clean, clean, clean...
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I did it! I made something work!
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I am the greatest husband alive!
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Walk backwards the rest of your life.
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God, see if I care.
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Uh... hi.
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You, uh... You death punched my grandpa this morning?
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That was unfortunate.
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I did not study under Shifu Gerd Jergins at Tiger's Nest
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to beat up old people.
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The point of martial arts is to avoid violence.
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I am Liu Sin.
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Oh, um, I'm Morty Smith.
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Is it racist to say I adore your Kung Fu patience?
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- I can teach you. - Racism?
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No. Kung Fu.
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Breathe. Feel your Chi circulate within.
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Very good, Morty.
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This is great.
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Life with Rick is filled with so much anxiety.
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Alrighty, Mr. Sin.
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I didn't have the right cables to hook up the flat screen.
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It's gonna cost a bit extra to get those.
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Hmm. Pity.
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Jesus! Don't step forward.
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You only get five steps before you die!
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But I have so much to do today.
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What was up with that guy?
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Dude! He was just doing his job, and you killed him.
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Is that a criticism?
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Activate Advanced-Limitation Suit.
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Look who ain't stepping forward now, baby!
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Rick!
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Rick!
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Morty, what happened?
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I got death punched.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, my little pooh-bah!
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I went back to Trader Joe's to eat my feelings
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'cause I was mad at you.
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But then I ran into Liu Sin, and he punched me.
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Nobody fucks with my sweet little grandson.
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First, I'm gonna cure the dick off this death punch, Morty.
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And then I'm gonna destroy Mr. Liu Sin's entire belief system!
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Clean, clean, clean. Task complete. Awaiting command.
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Amazing! Oh, I gotta tell Beth.
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Uh, hello? Beth, I fixed the pool.
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Uh, great. Did you hire Keith?
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No. The pool is clean because of me. Come home and look.
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Jerry, please. I am literally in the middle of something.
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Oh.
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Fuckin' phone. Where'd you go?
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Awaiting command.
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Whatcha doing?
whatcha
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Clean?
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Alright. This pool isn't gonna swim itself.
alrightpoolswim
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How are you gonna clean--
clean
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Oh. That's nice.
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Wow. You... You're really being thorough.
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Maybe we... we should stop.
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I'd be pissed if I had to climb all these stupid steps with my legs.
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What is it? I'm watching TV.
watching
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Are you Gerd Jergins?
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Did you train a guy named Liu Sin?
namedtrain
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Ugh, that guy sucks.
sucks
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We're in these antigrav suits 'cause your student death punched us.
deathpunchedstudentsuits
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You are not alone.
alone
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- Liu Sin death punched my cat. - Ouch.
deathouchpunched
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I wanna do a bunch of science on your punch to cure ourselves.
bunchcurepunchscience
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Just need to collect a little more Kung Fu data from you
collectdatakung
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so I can hack it.
hack
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You think me dumb?
dumb
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If I help you unlock the secrets of pressure point fighting,
fightingpointpressuresecretsunlock
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you are going to revenge all over Liu Sin.
revenge
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The solution to violence is not more violence.
solutionviolence
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Hello? Are you coming over for Mother's birthday or not?
birthdaycomingmothers
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What? No, no, no, no, you cannot bring all of them.
bringcannot
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I'm not the one being difficult. You may bring one partner.
bringdifficultpartner
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One. Not seven, for crying out loud. It's weird!
cryingloudsevenweird
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Oh, shit.
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Trouble in paradise?
paradisetrouble
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Oh, my daughter and I have a tricky relationship.
daughterrelationshiptricky
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She is in what the kids call today a "polycule."
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In my day, we called them sluts.
calledsluts
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If we helped you fix things with your daughter,
daughterhelped
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would you help us?
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Oh my God. What have I done?
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To confirm setting a daily reminder for pool bot sexy time, say yes.
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- What? - I have compiled a list
list
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of divorce attorneys in your area.
areadivorce
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Would you like me to send?
send
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No! Cancel! Cancel!
cancel
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Uh, hey, Beth. You're right.
beth
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This pool bot is not working out.
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We should hire Keith, the pool cleaner, like, today.
cleanerhirekeithpooltoday
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Can I have his number?
number
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He's right next door? Great!
door
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So great that you were in the area, Keith.
areakeith
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When can you start? Like now? Now is good for us.
start
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I appreciate your enthusiasm, Mr. Smith,
appreciateenthusiasmsmith
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but I just packed up for the day.
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I'll pay you double if you, if you start now.
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What's the hurry?
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It looks like your pool's clean.
cleanpools
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Whore! Whore!
whore
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What are you doing?!
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Kill! Kill! Kill!
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No! No! Stop! Let him go!
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Task incomplete.
task
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Kill! Kill!
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- Kill! - Good Lord, she's gone rogue.
gonekilllordrogue
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Task incomplete. Kill. Kill.
killtask
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And lastly, but not leastly,
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this is Rizz, Milo, and Kathleen.
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It's too many people.
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How will I remember all these names?!
namesremember
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Ugh! Why do I even try?
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I was intrigued by the floating pod man and his little helper.
floatinghelper
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But you'll never change.
change
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You're still an old farty fart face.
facefart
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My face does not fart!
facefart
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You are disrespectful daughter!
daughterdisrespectful
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Hey, respect cuts both ways.
cutsrespectways
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Trust me. You won't explode if you meet your daughter halfway.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's not the seven partners that bother me.
botherpartnersseven
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It's that now there are seven ways
sevenways
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to get your heart broken.
brokenheart
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Dad, this is the life I've chosen.
chosenlife
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Please respect that.
respect
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Stephanie, you may bring everyone to Mom's birthday.
birthdaybringmomsmoms-birthdaystephanie
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- Everyone? - Yes. Milo, Kathleen, Rizz,
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Oboe, Turmeric, Almond Butter, and Bartholomew.
almondbutter
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You're all welcome.
welcome
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Thanks, Dad.
thanks
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Looks like we lived up to our end of the bargain.
bargainlived
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Well, I suppose I'd be a total dick if I didn't give you what you want.
dicksupposetotal
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Your words. But, yeah.
words
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Just hit the Punchamalizer.
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Its AI will whip me up a death punch cure.
curedeathpunchwhip
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I warn thee, Rick Sanchez.
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Abusing the punch will bring down tremendous fury upon you!
abusingbringfurypunchtremendous
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Punch up or shut up.
punch
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Did it work? I don't feel anything.
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Only five ways to find out.
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One... two...
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three... four...
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five... six!
five
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Fucking seven!
fuckingseven
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Morty, we're cured!
curedmorty
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You did it! We can walk forward!
forwardwalk
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Oh, I'm running around!
running
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Wubba lubba dub-dub!
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Hey, Liu!
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Liu Sin!
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Look who's walking forward now.
forwardwalking
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How is it that you live?
live
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- Science! - Science!
science
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I have dissected the Exploding Heart Technique
explodinghearttechnique
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and reverse-engineered all of martial arts.
artsmartialmartial-artsreverse
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The pre-programmed nanobots coursing through our veins
programmedveins
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have given Morty and I...
givenmorty
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- Kung Fu power! - Kung Fu power!
kungpower
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My martial-art skills are unmatched. Prepare to die.
martialprepareskills
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Morty, you saw it! He came for me.
morty
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Let the ass-whoopin' begin.
begin
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Mountain Fuck Punch!
fuckmountainpunch
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First, I will give you whites a taste of hell,
tastewhites
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and then you will apologize for bending my fender.
apologizebendingfender
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You want an apology? Come get it.
apology
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Worm Magnet Punch!
punchworm
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Gross! Birds!
birdsgross
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Birds pecking gross worms.
birdsgrossworms
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Super Sizzler Pinwheel!
super
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Ow!
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Tabasco Palm Punch!
palmpunch
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Hot! Too hot! I need milk.
milk
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Maximum Overdrive Punch!
maximumpunch
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Inflated Noggin Punch!
inflatedpunch
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Telescope Leg!
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My thoughts are so big now.
thoughts
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Bubble Burst Punch!
bubbleburstpunch
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Oh, that's better.
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Amnesia Knuckle Punch!
amnesiaknucklepunch
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What am I doing here?
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And which Beth is the clone?
bethclone
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Control + Z Punch!
controlpunch
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Now I remember. This guy sucks.
remembersucks
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Butt Soup Punch!
buttpunchsoup
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Reverse Uno Punch!
punchreverse
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Reverse Reverse Punch!
punchreverse
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I Know You Are, But What Am I Punch!
punch
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I'm Rubber, You're Glue Punch!
gluepunchrubber
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Unrepentant dogs!
dogs
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You have disrespected the power of the punch.
disrespectedpowerpunch
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Who the fuck is this guy?
fuck
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It is Punchy, the ancient demon-god of hitting things
ancientdemonhitting
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and sweet drinks.
drinkssweet
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We be doomed.
doomed
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Okay. We should be safe in here.
safe
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She can't move out of the pool.
pool
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- "She"? - My robotic pool cleaner.
cleanerpool
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I upgraded her with shady software. Then we had sex.
shadysoftwareupgraded
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I think she's jealous and wants to kill you
jealouskillwants
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because she loves me.
loves
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Mondays, right?
mondays
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Task incomplete.
task
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Task incomplete.
task
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Task incomplete. Task incomplete.
task
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Huh? The house went into lockdown for no reason.
houselockdownreason
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Is that bad?
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You hear that? Sounds like water running.
runningsoundswater
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Gerd did say abusing the punch would bring great fury down on us.
abusingbringfurypunch
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Kung Fu is not about violence!
kungviolence
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Now you will be punished by my champion kicking your ass.
championkickingpunished
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It is Punchenhimer,
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the beast with a million pressure points.
beastmillionpointspressure
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It is impossible to strike all of them.
impossiblestrike
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How are we supposed to hit them all?
supposed
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Rick, this is my fault.
faultrick
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Earlier today, in the Trader Joe's parking lot,
joesparkingtoday
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I backed into your spaceship on purpose.
backedpurpose
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What?
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I am a lonely old man.
lonely
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The only way I know how to connect with people
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is through conflict.
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Can you relate to that?
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No.
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Punchenhimer is on top of us. What are we gonna do?
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I wish I had finished my training at Tiger's Nest.
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Gerd Jergins was teaching me the ultimate move,
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the Splatter Bolt Kick,
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a rapid-fire attack stronger than any punch.
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Alas, I do not have the knowledge to complete it.
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Rick does. He gathered all Kung Fu data
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when he dissected the Exploding Heart Technique.
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It'll take a bit of field surgery.
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I am willing to endure whatever it takes
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to reset the balance.
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Lie down. I'll try to keep the rubble out of your chest.
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Kill! Kill! Kill!
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Oh, no. She's found a way in.
found
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The pool bot is flooding the house to kill you, Keith.
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We gotta swim upstairs before it's too late.
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But I can't swim!
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- What? You clean pools! - It's my deepest shame.
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This is a total nightmare for me.
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Kill! Kill! Kill!
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Kill! Kill!
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Stay here.
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It's my pool and my problem.
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I'm the man of the house.
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Kill! Kill! Kill!
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Oh, no. Wait. I'm sorry.
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That other pool cleaner means nothing to me, baby.
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Nothing.
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You gots to believe you're my one and only.
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Task incomplete.
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Shh. Our task is incomplete,
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and I'm gonna fix that.
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Set an appointment for pool bot sexy time
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starting now.
starting
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Clean?
clean
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Alright, Jerry, we need to talk about this pool.
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Wow!
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The pool looks great, Keith.
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Yeah. Nice job, buddy.
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Sure. Yeah. All it needed was a little elbow grease.
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And Mr. Smith said he'll pay me
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three times my usual rate.
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Well, I never said--
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Oh, you better pay up
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or I'll tell her you fucked the pool bot.
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Guys, I'm only three feet away. I can hear everything.
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Jerry, you fucked the what now?
fuckedjerry
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The pool bot.
pool
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It started cleaning my nipples.
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And, you know, that's-that's one of my go-tos.
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- So I started eating out her-- - Dah-dah-da.
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I don't care what you do with the appliances, Jerry.
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My hair dryer makes me cum like a wild cat.
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Hold it, Punchenhimer!
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Pack your bags, asshole!
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We're here to send you back to hell.
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Get ready to feel Kung Fu!
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Combined with fire!
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Let's fight one last time together.
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Oh yeah, baby!
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Splatter Bolt Kick!
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Wasn't that refreshing?
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You three have learned the value of nonviolence.
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All is forgiven.
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Bye!
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Well, I'm bushed.
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- Almost done? - All finished.
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- What do you think, sir? - It's ready! Come and get it!
ready
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- Wow! - Damn, son.
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- That's clean! - Our pool is amazing.
amazingcleanpool
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You're the best dad ever.
best
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Yeah. Who needs Boob World when we got Dad's pool?
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I just wanna make you all happy.
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You did, Jerry. You really did.
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Ah, yes!
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Oh my God, I'm at a party.
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Pool season, baby! Yeah!
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The Smith family has a pool!
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Beth, we talked about this.
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Okay, I forgot.
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Thank you.
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It's not the same.
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Yeah, I know.
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Did you get any of that?