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Rick and Morty

Season 4, Episode 10 — Star Mort - Rickturn of the Jerri

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Rick and Morty

Episode title: Star Mort Rickturn of the Jerri

Air date: May 31, 2020

Director: Erica Hayes

Top billed cast: Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke

Parenting is crazy, broh. Stuff straight disappearin' in this one.

Source: TMDB

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Get us out of here. I'll hold them off.

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My name is Beth Smith.

beth name smith

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Tell your top bugs the Defiance lives on.

bugs lives

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I will. I will.

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I'll make you a legend. Blade Smith.

blade legend smith

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- Beth Smith. - Beth. Beth. Beth Smith.

beth smith

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Okay, God, it's just such a plain...

plain

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I'm trying to come up with a mnemonic device.

device mnemonic

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You could connect it to not dying.

connect dying

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I know, I know! You think that would sear it right in,

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but it just speaks to the sheer forgettability.

speaks

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Oh, God. I-I-I'm, uh, so sorry.

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Uh, uh, oh, God.

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Starts with a "B"...

starts

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Congratulations to your government, business,

business congratulations government

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or terror cell on its acquisition of

acquisition cell terror

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the NX-5 Planet Remover by Xamaxax

planet

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in partnership with Wrangler Jeans.

jeans partnership wrangler

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The NX-5's industry-leading

industry leading

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Tachyon beams eliminate planets twice as fast as the NX-4S

beams eliminate fast planets twice

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with half the battery and zero built-in fatal design flaws.

battery built design fatal flaws half zero

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That's right. No more secret hole

hole secret

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that blows the whole thing up when you shoot it.

blows shoot whole

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Your enemies will say it's unfair.

enemies unfair

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- We say it's about time. - Damn it.

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We risked our lives for that?

lives risked

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You did your best. Maybe you need a break.

best break

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- Don't you ever miss Earth? - I don't have to miss it.

earth miss

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I'm technically still there.

technically

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My dad made a perfect clone

clone perfect

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of me to take my place.

place

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Boy, that Rick.

rick

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So, if you do go back,

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what happens to the clone?

clone happens

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Does it have, like, a proximity-triggered device

device triggered

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- in its neck? - Who cares? Are we done?

cares neck

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Sure. Unless you want me to remove

remove

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the proximity-triggered device from your neck.

device neck triggered

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Think it's a bomb?

bomb

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Man, what if this is how you found out

found

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he never wanted you back,

wanted

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that he loved the clone more than you?

clone loved

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How crazy would that be?

crazy

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Crazy and of... of course soul-crushing.

course crazy crushing soul

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For you. I actually have something for that.

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Y-You want some? They're nonaddictive.

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That's not true. They're totally addictive.

addictive

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I'm a terrible doctor.

doctor

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I actually have something for that, too.

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You want some? Nonaddictive. Mmm.

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I'm a great doctor.

doctor

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Title: "Star Mort: Rickturn of the Jerri" Aired on: June 01, 2020

aired june mort star title

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Dr. Wong had a cancellation today.

today

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Anybody up for a family session?

anybody family session

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- I could do that. - I'm... I'm down to clown.

clown

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Ooh, not sure my therapy puppet will be done in time.

puppet therapy

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Great, because she specifically asked you

asked specifically

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to stop bringing puppets. Dad?

bringing puppets

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I love therapy, family therapy most of all,

family love therapy

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but, I am actually disintegrating.

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- Oh, my God! - Whoa! Dad!

whoa

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Is that really it? We did it?

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It's the invisibility belt.

belt

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Whoa-whoa-whoa! He grazed them.

whoa

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That's gonna hurt in like 10 seconds.

hurt seconds

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- Thanks, Morty. - Why should I let you use it?

morty thanks

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- You never let me use it. - Can I have the belt?

belt

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- It would really piss off Morty. - Fantastic idea.

fantastic idea morty piss

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What the hell?! You jerk! Give it!

jerk

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Hey! Ow!

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Share the invisibility. Jerry?

jerry share

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Ooh, this looks like a job for Mr. Nibbles.

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Let me just glue one more eye on.

glue

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I'm gonna kill you!

kill

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Woof. Looks like you two have to fight

fight woof

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about why you can't control your kids.

control kids

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Good thing Dr. Wong's got an opening.

opening

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Bye.

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- You're a bad father. - Don't let him divide us.

divide father

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Garage, family therapy mode.

family garage mode therapy

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Ah.

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Honey, you're back.

honey

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- You seem surprised. - You never wrote.

surprised wrote

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And never exploded?

exploded

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What I'm hearing is that you think that's a bomb.

bomb hearing

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So does every engineer that's seen it.

engineer seen

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Engineer? Princess, I'm sure every caveman

engineer princess

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that sees a microwave calls it a rock cabinet.

cabinet calls microwave rock sees

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The point of inventing is to make things that don't exist.

exist point

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Then whip me up a reason not to kill you.

kill reason whip

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Dad? We're off to Dr. Wong's.

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Scan her.

scan

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Dad?

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Okay, have fun, pumpkin.

fun pumpkin

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Sorry I'm a piece-of-shit father.

father piece

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Oh, ha-ha! Well, the self-loathing buys a lot back.

buys self

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Jerry, leave the puppet.

jerry puppet

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It's a one-way ticket to a breakthrough, Beth.

beth breakthrough ticket

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The device in her neck would have transferred

device neck transferred

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a database of her memories to your device

database device memories

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before vaporizing her.

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So much for that plan.

plan

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Why is she... it...

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why am I back with Jerry?

jerry

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I thought she was a copy of me.

copy

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She is a copy of you.

copy

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If she ran back to that dingleberry,

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that's on you.

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- Want to grab a drink? - All the time.

drink grab

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Good girl.

girl

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Ooh.

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- To catch a predator. - What the hell?!

catch predator

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Thermal goggles, bitch.

bitch goggles

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Mom said share.

share

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You can't share invisibility. Take those off.

share

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No.

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So I'll just see you at cheerleader practice?

cheerleader practice

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Should I bring a poncho?

bring

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Alright! State your terms.

alright state terms

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Give back the belt. You take the goggles.

belt goggles

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Go away. We trade in an hour.

hour trade

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Deal.

deal

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How do you like that, bitch?

bitch

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I liked it more than my old belt.

belt liked

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"Tiny Big Man Junior"?

junior tiny

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You shoulda shared.

shared shoulda

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What are you doing in my house?

house

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Did I wander that far from my console?

console wander

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They should put a warning on these things.

warning

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So, we overrode the gates,

gates

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and the slave rebellion took the capital.

capital rebellion slave

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- Pretty cool. - Very cool.

cool

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My daughter, having space adventures.

adventures daughter having space

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They are skewing a tad "Star Wars" -y, though.

star star-wars wars

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Don't forget to have fun.

forget fun

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Well, I came back to murder you, not get your notes,

murder notes

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but I'll remember to fart more while I'm saving the galaxy.

fart galaxy remember saving

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Okay, I'm the one that made this possible.

possible

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- It's not a competition. - Of course not.

competition course

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Just curious, though, if it were,

curious

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would "most wanted" be first place?

place wanted

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You're fighting the Gromflomites?

fighting

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Dad, they're trying to take over the galaxy!

galaxy

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Everybody in the galaxy tries to take over the galaxy.

everybody galaxy tries

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The trick is to be left alone by whoever succeeds.

alone left left-alone trick

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Eh, it's your hero phase.

hero phase

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I had one, too. You'll outgrow it.

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No, you did. I'm not gonna

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outgrow giving a shit.

giving

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Sources tell us these aliens, who call themselves

aliens sources

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the Neeeew Galactic Federation, will blow up the planet

blow federation planet

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unless some woman with a very boring name gives herself up.

boring gives name woman

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- Oh, come on. - Way to give a shit.

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Next time, don't wipe it on your home planet.

home planet wipe

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Oh shit They're gonna track down Beth.

beth track

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You mean... Beth's clone.

clone

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Right. Beth's clone.

clone

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What... What did I say?

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It really was nice seeing you again.

seeing

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- Whoo! Yeah! - Go, Honey Bees!

bees honey whoo

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Good practice, girls.

girls practice

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And remember, we are in a drought,

remember

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so be sure to shower as one big group

group shower

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at the exact same time.

exact

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Shower fire! The shower's on fire!

fire shower showers

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Step aside, girls! I got this!

aside girls step step-aside

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You're a monster!

monster

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Still wanna share?

share

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Morty Smith, hands up.

hands morty smith

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You are under arrest for crimes against

arrest crimes

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the New Improved Galactic Federation.

federation improved

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Wait. What? How are you doing that?

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You're not a psychic, are you?

psychic

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Do you have psychic powers?

powers psychic

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- Uh, yes. - Are they strong powers?

powers strong

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We're just looking for your mother.

looking mother

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You can't, like, stop our hearts, can you?

hearts

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- Uh, I can. - Okay, we surrender.

surrender

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Jerry, do you agree that the use of puppets

agree jerry puppets

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makes you seem dumb and crazy?

crazy dumb makes

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I don't think "crazy" is a responsible word to use in...

crazy responsible word

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It is now. This is crazy.

crazy

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You're being crazy.

crazy

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They do it in therapy on TV.

therapy

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Well, TV gives British people prizes for baking, Jerry.

baking british gives jerry prizes

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- Tonya? - Tammy? - Tammya? Tammya.

tammy

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Hi, Mrs. Smith.

smith

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I like your hair better this way.

hair

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- How's the stomach? - What?

stomach

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Hey! I only said "hey."

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It's not like I can do more than that.

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As much as I'd like to kill you,

kill

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my superiors have some questions about the Defiance.

questions

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I don't have a... I have a Defiance?

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Oh, God, I'm a clone.

clone

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That's your defense?

defense

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No, my defense is eat me.

defense

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Hey! Ah! We've been over this.

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All I do is say "hey."

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Smart guns, white-list human life.

guns human life list smart white

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And the therapist.

therapist

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Tammy, this is the office where my family works

family office tammy works

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- to better itself. - What, and that makes it sacred?

makes sacred

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No, it makes it a place I've rigged with a lot

makes place rigged

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of voice-activated escape contingencies.

activated escape voice

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These are all good points.

points

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I need to take a long look at myself.

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Aah! Aah!

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I'd like to discuss that.

discuss

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I don't discuss problems,

discuss problems

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I incinerate them. Everybody in the car.

everybody

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Everybody in my family, not the world.

everybody family world

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Jesus, Wong. Boundaries.

boundaries jesus

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I'm better than this job.

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Can't you just make a portal?

portal

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Your children are down there invisible, Jerry.

children invisible jerry

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"Make a portal"? Father of the year back here.

father portal

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Well, you're one to talk.

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You told me I wasn't a clone.

clone

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Y-You're not a clone.

clone

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- And who is that? - Uh, uh, a clone.

clone

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Why would you make a clone of me

clone

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just to send the clone into space?

clone send space

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Well, you didn't want to go, and I thought,

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"Okay, that's cool."

cool

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But then I thought, "Well, you know what would be even

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cooler is a space daughter," s-so I made one.

cooler daughter space

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And I put a bomb in her neck in case she ever came back.

bomb case neck

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- Father of the year. - She wasn't supposed to come back.

father supposed

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- Why did she? - Well,

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she found a bomb in her neck.

bomb found neck

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Wouldn't you?

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- Father of the year. - Shut up!

father

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I'm tired of believing you.

believing tired

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- I want to talk to her. - No, you don't.

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Jerry, do something.

jerry

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Hey.

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He told me you're the clone.

clone

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What do you think he told me?

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- You're the clone? - Wow, naive and attractive.

attractive clone naive

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Wow, jaded and hot.

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I know this is bad parenting,

parenting

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but if you stop fighting, you both get McDonald's.

fighting mcdonalds

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How about I just blow my brains out, starting with hers?

blow brains starting

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Okay, Wendy's. We love Wendy's.

love wendys

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I-I think they even gave us some money.

money

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- Drop it. Don't move! - Freeze! Get down!

drop freeze

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On the ground! On the ground! Don't move!

ground

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Everybody, shut up! You're all saying different shit

everybody

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Wait, so there are two of them?

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More importantly, which one is mine?

importantly

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Uh, neither, chauvinist.

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Whatever. Take them both.

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Cool beam. But let's bargain.

bargain beam cool

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I'm the one you really want.

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Excuse me?

excuse

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Uh, smartest man in the universe?

smartest universe

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Secret to interdimensional travel?

secret travel

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Ask your bosses.

bosses

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My bosses are bugs, Rick.

bosses bugs rick

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You killed the old ones. The new ones are half my age.

half killed ones

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They know if you're left alone, you're a non-threat.

alone left left-alone threat

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- Oofa! - We got the payload.

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Fire up the NX-5.

fire

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Earth's going ta-ta.

earths

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You might want to do that thing

might

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where you find a new universe

universe

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where you can fuck yourself off.

fuck

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You can't tell me what to do.

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Awesome. He resisted. We can shoot him.

awesome shoot

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- Wha? - Just go with it, Jerry.

jerry

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Everybody, drop your guns... except for Jerry!

drop everybody except guns jerry

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Fucking classic.

classic fucking

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- Holy shit Morty. - And Summer.

holy morty summer

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W-We worked together. That's... that's our arc.

worked

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We went from siblings to invisible to working together.

invisible working

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It's not "Citizen Kane," but why compete

citizen compete

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with whatever's going on here, you know?

whatevers

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Unh!

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Aah!

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You made me go to a wedding.

wedding

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And you killed my best friend. I shoulda said that one first.

best best-friend friend killed shoulda

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Congratulations, Earth, on being destroyed by the NX-5,

congratulations destroyed earth

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brought to you by Wrangler.

brought wrangler

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Ugh, guess the galaxy's most-wanted mammal

mammal wanted

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needs her daddy to come change her diapie.

change daddy needs

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Come on, kids, we have to go do

kids

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a... fucking piece of shit "Star Wars."

fucking piece star star-wars wars

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Attention, Zeta 99-2.

attention

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We know you have a stolen ship. Stand down.

ship stand stolen

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Oh, am I not a non-threat now?

threat

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Hey, you are not cleared to land.

cleared land

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- We will open fire. - Hold your ground, men.

fire ground open

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You'll be heroes.

heroes

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Summer, try unlocking that door by scanning

door scanning summer

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your high-school friend's dead face.

dead face friends school

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Uh, I have... I have to pee.

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Pee on the floor. It's a Death Star.

death death-star floor star

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Okay, but there's rebellion and then there's...

rebellion

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- Here, Dad. - Perfect.

perfect

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What am I doing wrong?

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Ugh, her eyes are closed. Morty, open the left one.

closed eyes left morty open

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I've got the right.

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She died the way she lived, overserialized.

died lived

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I'm gonna rescue your mom and her clone

clone rescue

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without revealing which is which.

revealing

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You two find the NX-5 and shut it down.

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I mean, don't die trying. There's infinite Earths.

earths infinite

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If you can save this one, it's gravy.

gravy save

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Dream team rides again!

dream rides team

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Oh, yeah, we're like Luke and Leia.

luke

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Uh, except no kissing part.

except kissing part

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What's another famous brother-sister team?

another brother famous sister team

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Uh, Hansel and Gretel?

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Yeah, right, those two were fucking.

fucking

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Dad, we need the belt.

belt

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I can't go with you guys watching.

watching

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- You're invisible. - What if the pee isn't?

invisible

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- You know what? - We don't need invisibility.

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Working together is our belt.

belt working

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That's our arc. Let's do it.

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I'm gonna go ahead and whistle.

ahead go-ahead whistle

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That's how good I feel.

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Oh, God. I knew it.

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Ugh, this floor isn't level.

floor level

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Are they gonna torture us?

torture

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Unless you plan on telling them what I know.

plan telling

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Last chance to guess who was the clone.

chance clone

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You're his daughter.

daughter

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Just something about the eyes,

eyes

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the shameless abandonment of your family.

family

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However can I live with myself?

live

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One theory... I was designed by your father to live with myself,

designed father live theory

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which would mean you made a conscious choice

choice conscious

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to swallow your dreams with cheap wine and dinosaur pasta.

cheap dinosaur dreams pasta swallow wine

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You know that's the kind Jerry likes,

jerry likes

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same way I know the only Goddamn dream you'll ever follow

dream follow goddamn

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is your shitty father's approval.

approval fathers shitty

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You fetch your shitty father's lemonade.

fathers fetch lemonade shitty

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You cosplay as your shitty father in his 30s.

father shitty

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Red alert. Red alert.

alert

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Rick Sanchez...

rick sanchez

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More like dead alert. What else? What else?

alert dead

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I wrote some stuff down in my Notes app.

notes stuff wrote

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Let me just find it.

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Screw it. Beth, if... if one of you is still alive,

alive beth screw

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you're my real daughter.

daughter real

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If you're both alive, don't hurt the other one.

alive hurt

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She's just a clone. She's not worth it.

clone worth

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I'm coming, baby.

baby coming

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- That piece of shit. - That piece of shit.

piece

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I came back kill him, you know.

kill

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I'd like to help.

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- Kick me between my eyes. - From here?

eyes kick

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Oh, you dropped yoga so you could buy

dropped yoga

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Jerry more Flintstones Vitam...

jerry

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Oh, I do not like the looks of this giant fight chamber.

chamber fight giant

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- Bird Person? - It is now Phoenix Person.

bird person

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You're working for them?

working

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What did they do to you, BP?

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It is now PP. Where is Tammy?

tammy

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Oh, don't worry about her. I killed her.

killed worry

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- I loved her. - Really? Huh.

loved

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Then can I suggest, as an alternate name,

name suggest

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Crazy Pussy Whipped Person?

crazy person pussy whipped

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Aah!

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Unh!

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Aah!

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It's funny. I always wondered who would win if we ever fought.

fought funny wondered

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Then you were always a bad friend.

friend

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Aah!

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Morty, we had one grenade.

grenade morty

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- He had a gun. - Whatever.

↓

Come on.

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- Did you hear something? - Doesn't matter.

matter

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If anyone's around, they're here to stop the laser,

anyones laser

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and they can't do it without us seeing them.

seeing

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"Working together is our belt"?

belt working

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- You gave it away! - You said we didn't need it.

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- I wish you were never born. - You were an accident.

accident born wish

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How come some of the pants are...

pants

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The NX-5 can't destroy Wrangler Jeans.

destroy jeans wrangler

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Like, it literally can't destroy them or it's programmed not to?

destroy programmed

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Gee, what do you think?

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You kill a good bug, for a horse doctor.

doctor horse kill

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Thanks, me.

thanks

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Maybe we could do, like, a "Parent Trap" thing

parent trap

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together sometime.

sometime

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As long as you mean the Lindsay Lohan version.

lindsay lindsay-lohan lohan version

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Naturally.

naturally

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What do you think they do with all those jeans?

jeans

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Make them into jackets? It's not about conserving denim.

denim jackets

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It's marketing. Like, uh,

marketing

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"The NX-5 destroys the whole planet

planet whole

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except for the Wrangler Jeans."

except jeans wrangler

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Because they're so tough. Tougher than the laser?

laser tough tougher

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- Stupid. - You're talking about it.

stupid

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Mm, you're right. They... they got me.

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Hey, over here. Look at me.

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Did you just see a pantsless little boy run by?

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I'm not falling for that again.

falling

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I used to be invisible, but now I'm the opposite.

invisible opposite used

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Get him. But not in a weird way.

weird

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You made it weird.

weird

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NX-5 corporate sponsor detected.

corporate sponsor

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Cannot penetrate Wranglers.

cannot penetrate

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Built too tough.

built tough

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Built... too... tough.

built tough

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I killed them! I-I did... I did it offscreen.

killed

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God damn it. Morty, fix your underwear.

morty underwear

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I saw your balls for a second.

balls second

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That's on you.

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Why can't I meet your parents?

meet parents

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Are you embarrassed of me?

embarrassed

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No, of them.

↓

Aww.

↓

Unh... ahh!

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Never thought this was how I'd die.

↓

We're nowhere near Venice,

near

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and you're not a dwarf in a raincoat.

raincoat

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Step back. You're not killing him

killing step

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till we kick his ass, Bird Person.

bird kick person till

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My name is Phoenix Person.

name person

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No one's calling you that. Dumb.

calling dumb ones

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It fascinates me that an entire family

entire entire-family family

↓

can be this critical and suck this much.

critical suck

↓

Aah!

↓

Bird Person, stop.

bird person

↓

It's me, that Tammy girl.

girl tammy

↓

Tammy, this is unexpected.

tammy unexpected

↓

I was told you were dead.

dead

↓

That is ab-so-lute-ly not true.

lute

↓

I'm more alive than I've ever been.

alive

↓

You are behaving rather strangely.

behaving strangely

↓

Me? Strange? Oh, my.

strange

↓

Well, who's normal, really?

normal

↓

Now, come here, you big hollow-boned featherhead.

boned hollow

↓

Let me give you some of this sweet ass.

sweet

↓

Saved the day with puppeting.

saved

↓

Only one with a decent arc.

decent

↓

He does have his moments.

moments

↓

Mom, Dad!

↓

Mom. Uh, we did it!

↓

Morty became super visible!

became morty super visible

↓

Summer put my jeans in a laser!

jeans laser summer

↓

Morty, look at your little balls!

balls morty

↓

- I know! - Bring it in here, guys.

bring

↓

Damn, this thing has twin turbines?

twin

↓

I'll forgive you for abandoning us if you let me drive it.

abandoning drive forgive

↓

That works for me... I was just gonna give you

works

↓

- space cigarettes. - I love having two moms.

cigarettes having love moms space

↓

And I love having two wives.

having love wives

↓

Never gonna happen, Jerry.

happen jerry

↓

You jerk-offs ready to get the answers

answers jerk ready

↓

to your burning questions?

burning questions

↓

- What's this, Dad? - The memory of which Beth is real

beth memory real

↓

and which Beth is a clone, obviously.

beth clone obviously

↓

You mind-blew yourself? You...

blew mind

↓

You literally don't even know which of your daughters is real.

daughters real

↓

Of course you don't. Why am I surprised?

course surprised

↓

I'm sure you'd love for us to need that from you,

love

↓

but I don't care what's in that vial.

care vial

↓

Yeah, me neither.

↓

You're a piece of shit either way.

piece

↓

So what? After all this, you don't want to know the truth?

truth

↓

The truth is we have more important shit to do

truth

↓

like raise our kids and stamp out the Federation,

federation kids raise stamp

↓

neither of which seem like they want anything to do with you.

↓

Morty? Sum-Sum? You gotta at least wanna know

least morty

↓

who your real mom is.

real

↓

Not really, Rick.

rick

↓

We have two badass moms now.

badass moms

↓

It's... that's kind of a win/win.

↓

Yeah, Grandpa Rick, don't drag us into your bullshit

bullshit drag grandpa rick

↓

Just because you're losing control.

control losing

↓

I know what I want to do.

↓

- I want you to decide. - What?

decide

↓

For once in my life, I want you to decide, Dad.

decide life

↓

Do you want me to stay here and be part of your life,

life part

↓

or do you want me to leave?

↓

♪ I know you tried ♪

tried

↓

♪ I know you tried your best ♪

best tried

↓

♪ And now it's time to put this all to rest ♪

rest

↓

Hup! Ho! Big money, big money.

money

↓

Eyes on the lady. Switcheroo.

eyes lady

↓

Which one's which?

ones

↓

Holy shit. I'm a terrible father.

father holy

↓

♪ Oh, a distant... ♪

distant

↓

At least I'm a pretty good friend.

friend least

↓

Looks like it's just you and me, buddy.

buddy

↓

Okay, alright, we'll give you a little more time.

alright

↓

♪ ...to drag me down ♪

drag

↓

♪ Down ♪

↓

♪ If you go then I'm going with you now ♪

↓

Sync corrections by srjanapala

corrections sync sync-corrections

↓

♪ Don't look back, nothing left to see ♪

left

↓

♪ Just leave the shadows in the past ♪

past shadows

↓

♪ If I let it go ♪

↓

♪ Can I shake this feeling? ♪

feeling shake

↓

♪ Just like that ♪

↓

♪ Tomorrow's one day that I'm never getting back ♪

tomorrows

↓

♪ I can feel you though ♪

↓

♪ Wake me from this dreaming ♪

dreaming wake

↓

Ah, goodbye, old friend.

friend goodbye

↓

We've had our fun, but I'm ready to be seen again.

fun ready seen

↓

- What the fuck?! - Oh, my God! Where did I go?

fuck

↓

Oh, shitskis.

↓

Aah!

↓

Slow down!

slow

↓

There's an invisible garbage truck

garbage invisible truck

↓

- in the road! - Yeah, right.

road

↓

I'm alive. I survi...

alive

↓

I mean, when in Rome.

rome

↓

♪ Invisible Garbage Truck Jerry ♪

garbage invisible jerry truck

↓

♪ It's a new franchise ♪

franchise

↓

Bitch, your job is to have intercourse with strangers

bitch strangers

↓

and give me the money.

money

↓

Sorry I called you a bitch, it's a vocational term.

bitch called term

↓

It's not how I feel about you personally.

personally

↓

What the... what... what... aah!

↓

Aah!

↓

Somebody call for a pickup?

pickup somebody

↓

Let's go take out the trash.

trash

↓

♪ Invisible Garbage Truck Jerry ♪

garbage invisible jerry truck

↓

♪ It's a new franchise ♪

franchise

↓

♪ Until he runs out of gas ♪

runs

↓

Well, we had a good run.

↓

Did you get any of that?