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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 7, Episode 15 โ€” A A

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Mom, Reese is poking me!
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That's it, you two.
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Either side of the couch-- now!
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He's still poking me!
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Reese, go to your room!
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I don't want you within 30 feet of him!
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Hey, guys, I was digging around in the garage,
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and I found the spare key to Dad's car!
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Do you know what this means?
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We can key stuff!
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No, we have mobility.
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We can drive over to the next city.
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And key stuff there!
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And key stuff there, and cherry-bomb stuff there.
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Reese, we have access to a car with no adult supervision.
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We can do whatever we want, and if we get caught?
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They'd blame Mom and Dad for being absentee parents.
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This is the perfect crime.
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I was thinking we could drive to the arcade.
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Arcade? What are you, 12?
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- Yeah. - Dewey, get out of the way.
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Malcolm and I have to plan some pain.
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What about South High?
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I think their band practice starts in like two hours.
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Perfect. I still have some connections at the slaughterhouse.
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One phone call, and I got a trunkful of pig's blood.
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It's humble, but it's home.
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Actually, they just walled off a bedroom
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from the apartment next door, but anyway,
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it's home.
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Uh, you know, Francis, your mother and I
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passed a motel on the way here...
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Nonsense. I won't have my parents staying at some motel.
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You can sleep here.
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- On the rug? - It's a futon.
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Believe it or not, someone was actually
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going to throw that away.
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- You know, my back-- - Hal, let him do this.
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All righty, we'll stay.
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Great! You know, I'm really glad
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you guys came up here for my celebration.
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Speaking of which...
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- Piama! - It's fine.
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Really, Mom, I have a handle on it.
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Besides we're not just celebrating my sobriety.
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We're also celebrating
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my new job.
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Francis, that's wonderful!
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What is it?
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A laser-etched crystal.
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It's the perfect fusion of science and art.
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Wow, the detail is amazing.
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And you can see everything on this nude fairy.
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That's me.
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You can put whatever image you want
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in these crystals, but it all adds up to one thing:
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financial independence in five to 12 years.
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We're starting our own business.
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We already looked into the franchise
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and locked down the location.
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Now all we have to do is work out the financing.
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- Oh? - Don't worry, Mom,
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we don't need any money-- we already got $10,000
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from Piama's mom's lawsuit settlement.
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The newspaper used her picture without her permission
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for an article on mental defectives.
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All we need from you is to co-sign the loan.
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We hate to ask, but you're the only people
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Piama and I could turn to for this.
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Did you hear that, honey?
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- He's turning to us. - How much?
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It's just a small business loan: $20,000.
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$20,000?!
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And none of your drunk friends could help you out on this, huh?
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Not at all. Oh, and don't worry,
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The bank already ran your credit.
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It's horrible, but all that means is they just crank up the interest rate.
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In what world would you think we would sign that?
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Honey, come here. Let's hear the boy out.
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You heard him; he needs us.
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Hal, I'm not going to sign anything.
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We're in enough debt as it is.
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- Lois... - I hate to do this,
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but can we talk about this later?
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- We really got to get to my AA party. - Of course!
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I gotta tell you, son, I am drunk as a skunk
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with pride right now.
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Okay, we have 12 hours and eight gallons of gas.
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This is our radius of destruction.
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So much to do, so little time.
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What about my old 4th grade teacher?
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If we get Mr. Bradshaw,
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then we can't moon the girls' school.
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No, the mooning is a definite.
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For you to even suggest that
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makes me really question your commitment.
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If I give you Bradshaw, then I can't do donuts
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on the lawn of my old basketball coach.
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- What about the arcade? - Not now, Dewey.
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All right, I'll give you the donuts.
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Great.
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So which way are we leaning on the whole cat show situation?
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If you get me that coyote,
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then I'll get you to the cat show.
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- The arcade is on the way to the cat show. - Out!
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Hey, are we still peeing in the mailbox
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on Fifth, or aren't we?
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I've already drank three of these.
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Do not embarrass me out there.
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Come on, Reese, we are so close.
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Do you really need five minutes
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to work over your old lab partner?
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Yeah.
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Why do something if you're not gonna do it right?
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All right, do you think you could work your boy over in the backseat of the car?
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What are you getting at?
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After we push over those gravestones,
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we can pick up the lab partner.
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By the time you're done with him,
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we're at the promenade,
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where we do our pedestrian-only drive through.
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Then it's a straight shot down 45th Street,
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just in time for the old folks' health walk.
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A quick streak, and, dude, we're done!
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- Yeah! - Ah!
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All right, we have to get going.
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We need the car key.
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Are we going to the arcade?
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We already told you we don't have time for that, Dewey.
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You know something?
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I don't remember where I put it.
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Stupid! How could you misplace it?!
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Wait a minute, he's lying.
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Dewey, give us the key now!
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Nope.
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All right, Dewey, we can either do this the easy...
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No fair.
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That's just what I was gonna do.
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Crash!
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Frankie, my man!
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- Little Miss P. - Hey, baby.
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Crash, I'd like you to meet my dad.
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Hello.
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Stay strong, brother.
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Okay.
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And this is my mother.
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- She's real? - Excuse me?
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It's... I thought...
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I don't know what I thought.
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I'm sorry. Excuse me.
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What was that all about?
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Give it up, Dewey!
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No!
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Tell us where the key is!
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No!
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Tell us where the key is!
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No.
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Give us the key.
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No.
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That was our last worm!
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It's no use. He's immune.
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It's our own fault-- we've been torturing him
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since Mom brought him home from the hospital.
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Remember when he was a baby?
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I could make him cry, just like that.
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Now we're stuck with this.
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We've all come a long way,
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but we still have a long way to go.
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None of us could have gotten to where we are today
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if it wasn't for everyone here.
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But there is one man that I would especially like to thank.
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Francis!
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Francis...
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your honesty has really helped me through this.
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I went through life feeling pretty sorry for myself,
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thinking that I was brutalized and abused,
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but then I heard your horror stories,
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and I realized that my junkie, abusive mom
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wasn't that bad at all.
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Oh, sure, she beat me,
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she left me in that dumpster and all,
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but she was a saint compared to "L."
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I don't know how you survived her, man,
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but I thank God you did.
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"L"?!
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Hal, can you believe this?
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They are so open here.
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It's just so raw!
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It's beautiful.
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Let's be fair.
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We all have an "L" in our lives.
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My "L" was the Vietnam War.
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Thankfully, though, I don't have to visit my "L"
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on Christmas and holidays.
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I can leave my "L" buried deep
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in the darkest recesses of my mind.
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And I thank God for that.
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Stay strong, Francis.
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And now, let's hear from the man of the hour:
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our very own Francis.
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Thanks, George.
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Thank you all.
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A lot of horrible things have been said tonight,
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and I appreciate your honesty,
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but that's in the past.
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We need to clean the slate and start over, and to do that,
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we need to make amends to the people we have wronged.
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To my beautiful wife, Piama...
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...for all the terrible things I put you through...
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I'm sorry.
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And to my brothers, who aren't here right now,
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for all the times I couldn't be there for you
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'cause I was in my own messed-up place...
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I'm sorry.
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To my father...
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I put you through so much,
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yet you were always there for me.
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I'm sorry.
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And to my mother, L...
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...I forgive you.
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You forgive me?!
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Okay, it's a bit extreme, but Dewey has left us no choice.
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Since he's withstood our most horrible tortures,
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Reese and I have to do something
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that goes against everything we believe in this house.
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How thin do you want the ham?
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Same as the last sandwich.
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How's the milkshake?
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Mm, quite nice.
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You'll notice there's no snot, spit or pee in there.
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I thought it tasted different.
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And the massage is amazing.
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You got tension out of my shoulder
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I didn't even know was there till it was gone.
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I feel eight!
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Can we get you anything else?
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Well, there is one thing... nah.
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No, what is it?
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It's a little childish.
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Nonsense, Dewey. Come on, this is your day.
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I would really love a piggy-back ride
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around the neighborhood.
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I'll get my shoes.
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Guys, this is fantastic.
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I really think we've healed a lot of wounds today.
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Really? That's great, Dewey.
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You know, I was thinking,
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you're full, you're relaxed,
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you're watching your favorite TV show...
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Do you think we could have
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that, uh, car key now?
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You know something? You guys have earned it.
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You really have.
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And I wish I could give it to you.
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What do you mean?
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You guys threw me a curveball.
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I had no idea it was going to go this way.
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Bravo.
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- But I swallowed it. - What?
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I know. It was foolish and spiteful,
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but this was before we reconnected.
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Hey, is there any more of this shake left?
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Unbelievable!
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You invite me up here for a celebration,
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and instead, you blindside me?
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You told complete strangers that I'm a monster!
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Mom, I acknowledge your anger.
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Well, get ready to acknowledge a lot more!
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Oh, you "forgive me," Francis?
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Do you forgive me for 27 hours of labor?
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For staying up all night with you
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when you were sick with 105-degree temperature?
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For the thousands of hours
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I spent trying to get you to do your homework?
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Yes, Mom, I forgive you.
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So it's all my fault that your life is messed up
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and you're an alcoholic?
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I'm the source of everything wrong with your life?
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Mom, I'd love to get into this, but we don't talk about
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these things outside the meeting.
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Well, get in the car. We're going back!
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Uh, Lois, let's not ruin Francis' special day.
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Why not? Apparently, I've ruined everything else!
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What's past is past.
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"What's past is past"?!
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So you think this is all my fault, too?
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Can we discuss this in the other room?
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There is no other room!
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Just admit it, guys: You've been beat.
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Are you kidding?
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Now that we know where the key is,
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it's only a matter of time.
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Here's Grandma's special cereal.
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That stuff is so powerful,
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she had to eat it in the bathroom.
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The recoil is gonna put you through the ceiling, little man.
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I don't know why we're going through all this trouble.
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I had a much faster way to do this.
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We're not cutting him open, Reese.
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This will still work out.
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We just have to adjust the destruction list.
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The way I look at it, we have to skip
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paint-ballooning the Tai-chi group,
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the charity 10K won't get its phony route markers,
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and I'm afraid planting the porn magazines
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in the feminist bookstore will have to wait till another time.
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It's like you're killing my children!
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- Wait. Wait... - Shut up, Dewey!
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That's not the end I want to be hearing from!
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You're taking his side in this?
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I'm not taking anyone's side.
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There are no sides!
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I'm just saying look at it from Francis' side.
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He crucified me in that meeting!
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You're right to feel attacked by these people,
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but this is about Francis.
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He's building a new life.
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We've got to go easy on him.
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He's only been sober for one year.
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He's a one-year-old.
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You're fighting with an infant!
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This infant dragged my name through the mud
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and now wants us to give him $20,000!
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This is an investment in a business for our son.
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What?! He's quit drinking,
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and now magically, he knows how to run a business?!
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See? You are still stuck in this stupid death struggle
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that you have had with him since he was born!
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Francis has changed, and you have got
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to face that fact!
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No! Francis has not changed!
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He has just changed his tricks to get what he wants.
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This whole day has been about getting us to sign that loan!
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There you go again! I know for a fact this is not about the loan!
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How? How do you know that?
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Because I've already signed it, okay?
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So can we just move on?
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What?!
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Nothing yet.
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I wish there was something I could do.
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I feel so helpless.
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Just think good thoughts.
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Reese, quick, the colander!
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Where do we start?
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I guess you just... go for it.
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Dewey! He had the key all along!
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No!
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What are you doing?
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There could be a spare.
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I cannot believe you went behind my back on this!
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You think you're going to get away with this,
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you are sadly mistaken!
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$20,000, Francis?
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How in the world would you...
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What's this?
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The loan. If you're not on board, we won't do it.
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What?
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I don't want you and Dad fighting because of us.
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This is not how we wanted to start our business.
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Piama and I will just get the money from someone else.
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But I was... Really?
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Absolutely.
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Come on. Let's go get something to eat.
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Oh, that new Thai place
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just opened up around the corner.
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Sounds good to me.
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Dad, you better get your jacket.
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- It might get cold. - Ah, okay.
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- Francis? - Yeah, Mom?
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Are you sure you don't want the money?
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Mom, I don't want anything you don't want to give.
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- Mom... - I want you to have the loan.
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I was wrong.
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You've changed.
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Are you serious?
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Really, you don't have to do this.
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I know. That's why I want you to have it.
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So that you and Piama can start your business
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with our blessing.
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Wow, Mom, this is huge!
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Well, it is a lot of money.
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Not the loan-- you.
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What?
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You actually admitted you were wrong.
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That's the first step.
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Are you ready to take the next one?
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What are you talking about? What step?
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The first step to admitting you're an alcoholic.
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I'm not an alcoholic.
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Okay, you're not ready.
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This is my fault. They tell us not to do this.
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It has to come from you.
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Is everybody ready to go?
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Francis, I don't drink.
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I mean, maybe I have a glass of champagne
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on my birthday...
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Every birthday?
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What does that have to do with anything?
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I think we should get going...
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Come on, Mom, you have the classic signs.
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Irrational behavior,
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not able to control your emotions.
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Everyone else is the problem.
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Francis, I do not drink. I am not an alcoholic.
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Mom, you don't have to drink to be an alcoholic.
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Yeah, you do!
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Alcoholism. It's in the name.
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I think your mother's right on this.
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No, she's not.
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I barely drank, and I'm an alcoholic.
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It's true; I've only seen him tipsy once.
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He gets sick. I can't even give him cough syrup.
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How the hell can you call yourself an alcoholic
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if you don't even drink?
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What do you mean? My life was a wreck!
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I had no future, no hope.
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I had all the signs.
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Except for the alcohol part.
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Why do you keep harping on that?
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Why do you have to do that?
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You never let me have anything!
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You wouldn't let me have that bike or those throwing stars!
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Now you won't let me have alcoholism--
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the one thing I'm doing right in my life!
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Unbelievable. If it's not me, it's alcohol, right?
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The problem's always somewhere else.
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Francis, you need to take a look in the mirror.
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Come on, Hal, let's go home.
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Wait a minute.
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You can't walk out on me!
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This is your problem, too!
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At least you support me, right, Dad?
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You know, I thought I did, son, but then I realized
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I was just doing it for all the wrong reasons.
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I was just trying to buy your love.
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See you on your real birthday, son.
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You know, maybe Mom was right.
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I was blaming her and the alcohol for my problems
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when the real problem was always right in front of me.
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Me?!
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Yes, you. Who else could it be?
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Why didn't you tell me I wasn't an alcoholic?
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How am I supposed to know? You seemed messed up to me.
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- You made me look like an idiot! - That wasn't hard to do.
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Was that an insult?