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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 6, Episode 21 โ€” Buseys Take a Hostage

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So, if Rex Huntington is the finest doctor
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in Spring Valley, why is he
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defending Jessica in the murder trial?
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Because, before he got pushed
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off the mountain and got amnesia,
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he was the finest lawyer in Spring Valley.
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What I can't believe
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is Jessica is having an affair with the judge.
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I mean, he's totally using her
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to get his hands on the Farnsworth fortune.
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You can't ground me!
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That fire could have been started by anybody!
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Why don't you ever take my side?!
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You never listen anything I say!
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You know, Reese,
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some very manly men
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watch soap operas with their mothers.
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You know, if we just wait a few more weeks,
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it'll disintegrate on its own.
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Tomorrow, Hal.
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I'm sick of all those crows on the roof.
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Hey, Dad.
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What? Wait.
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You think patriotism is a joke?!
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Representative government is an outdated sham?
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I can't believe my ears!
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What are you talking about?
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What did he say?
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I can't even repeat it.
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I'm sorry, Lois,
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but the chimney will just have to wait.
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I'm taking Malcolm to the Neighborhood
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Association meeting.
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Let's hope seeing democracy in action
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will give our little cynic a wake-up call.
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Chad, I have to finish correcting everyone's homework.
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It's been in your mouth a half an hour.
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Either spit it out or swallow it.
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Dewey?
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Oh, hey, Francis.
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You want to talk to Mom?
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No. I called to talk to you.
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Me? Really?
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Yeah. Listen.
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I'm up for a job as activities director at a summer camp,
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but I have to show them
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what kind of program I can put together.
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I need you to help me.
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You want my help?
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Yeah. I have all these
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great ideas for games,
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so I'm gonna come home tomorrow
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so I can play them with you.
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You know, to make sure they're fun enough.
fun
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So how does that sound?
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Like a setup for a cruel practical joke,
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but I'm willing to take the risk.
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Excuse me.
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We're here for the homeowners meeting.
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Oh, my God! Really?
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Oh!
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Oh, that's fantastic!
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Jim Phipps.
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I'm the association's attorney.
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So... where is everyone?
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Well, I kind of am everyone.
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No one's ever shown up
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for a homeowners meeting in 20 years.
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You're kidding. Not one person?
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Not one, not one.
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I send out 150 flyers every year,
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exactly as mandated by the developer,
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but nobody ever comes.
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I've tried different fonts, I've upgraded the doughnuts,
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but people just don't seem to be interested.
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So, every year, you rent a room,
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and hold a meeting for nobody?
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Oh, absolutely.
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My contract with the developer is very clear.
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In exchange for a $2,000 annual retainer,
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I'm to conduct annual meetings, take the minutes,
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and manage the association's financial interests.
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Financial interests?
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Well, actually, there aren't any.
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I didn't mean to come off so self-important.
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Only the homeowners can decide where the money goes,
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so I've just been putting the dues in a savings account.
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The bank gave me a toaster
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in 1987-- I never even opened the box.
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So... 150 homes paying
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23 bucks over 20 years,
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passbook interest,
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minus the retainer...
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Oh, my God! If my math is right,
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he's sitting on at least $83,000!
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Who am I kidding? Of course my math is right.
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You know, it sure would be nice to have someone
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finally take charge of this thing.
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Would you ever consider being president
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of the neighborhood association?
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I don't think so.
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It sounds like... work.
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Dad, what are you talking about?
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Of course you want to be president!
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This is your chance
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to really do something for the community.
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- I don't think... - You can't turn this down.
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You've always told me that a real citizen
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is willing to make sacrifices
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for the greater good.
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That doesn't sound like...
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And I took those words to heart!
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They inspired me.
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And now I have a chance to see my own dad
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show me what democracy is all about.
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You can't deny me that.
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- Well... - It's not just for me.
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It's for our family,
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our block, the whole neighborhood!
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Think of all the people you could help.
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The world is waiting for you to make it a better place!
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Well... okay. I'll do it.
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Finally!
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This is exactly the reason
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I went into zoning law.
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I don't see how this helps.
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Where's Dewey?
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When I was his age, I was out of school hours ago.
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Doing independent study...
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at the library... not smoking.
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So, it's exciting about the job.
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Yeah. It's been a long hunt,
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but it finally paid off.
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Don't you have to have some kind of degree
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or something to work with children?
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You never think anything I ever do is good enough!
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I happened to do very well at that interview.
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All I have to do now is just show them
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that I can put together a good program for the summer.
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So you don't have the job.
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I have the job!
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What don't you understand about that?!
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I don't know.
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It just sounds like the real estate thing all over again.
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Why can't you just have faith in me
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for once?!
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Gin. Want to play again?
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Sure. You know who's hiring?
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I have a job!
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I am appalled.
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This completion stitch is kinked.
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Young lady,
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if you neglect your education,
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you deny yourself the keys to success.
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- Dewey, wait! - I can't.
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I have to get home to see my brother.
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But I need you to help me
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with the algebra problems you gave me.
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I went over those problems 20 times!
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But my head passed through a magnet,
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and I think I forgot everything.
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I'm sorry! I can't!
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I can't do this anymore.
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I'm sorry.
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It's okay, Dewey.
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We understand.
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Yeah. Go have fun with your brother.
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We'll be fine.
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Everyone turn in their assignments.
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I have to take this one home with me.
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It doesn't believe that I have a cat.
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It is 3:00.
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It is now time to clear your area!
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I don't think you want
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to do anything physical with Chad.
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Do not test me, young man.
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I am an educator who is not afraid
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to use discipline.
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Ow!
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All right. Now it's a matter for the police.
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- Dewey! What do we do? - He's not here.
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Somebody do something!
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Excuse me, Mr. Flerch?
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Well, I think, of the three ideas we had,
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this was the best.
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I win!
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Good job.
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Okay, Dewey, of all the things we did today,
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what seemed like it could be more fun?
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The rainbow obstacle course or the tickle maze
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or the shower of lollipops?
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Honest to God, it was all fantastic.
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It was by far the best day of my life.
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I can make you happier.
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"President, comma,
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Newcastle Adjacent Neighborhood Association."
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Hal, that is so fancy.
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Feel the little duck.
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- That's embossed. - Wow.
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How's my little bureaucrat?
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Fantastic.
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I'm just finishing up the details
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on all the neighborhood initiatives
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you've been talking about.
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I was?
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Yeah. Remember you said, "I hope I do a good job"?
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Obviously that means structural improvements:
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like installing lights at the basketball court
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and building a skate park
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and Friday night dance parties with a killer DJ.
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Isn't that kind of expensive?
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You have to think of it as an investment.
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It's actually expensive not to do it.
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There's $87,000 in the account? Wow.
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Well, a lot of it gets eaten up
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servicing the infrastructure.
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Like, there's no point in having a DJ
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if you're not going to have a really rocking sound system.
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Why don't we just give the homeowners a refund check?
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We could.
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But we wouldn't have the money for what you said
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was the most important thing-- security.
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Security's big.
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I've been racking my brain, trying to find a way
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to give every area equal protection.
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I wish there was
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some magic kind of mobile security system
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that could weave through the neighborhood.
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Like a security car?
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Dad, that's brilliant!
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And then citizens from the neighborhood
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could drive the car around to make sure
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- there's no trouble. - I don't know.
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Purchasing a car isn't the only expense.
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You got to think about storage fees--
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Wait, we could park it at our house.
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You have a real talent for this.
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Hey, it's almost lunchtime.
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Where's Flerch?
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I don't know.
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You'd think he'd be here by now,
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but he definitely isn't.
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I know. I'm so fed up,
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I don't even think it's worth complaining about.
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- Me, neither. - Yeah!
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Listen, guys, I'm sorry I blew up at you yesterday.
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I guess I just kind of needed a break.
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Forget it, Dewey.
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We need to start doing things on our own.
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And you know what?
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I think we're already doing things
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we didn't think we were capable of.
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3,081.
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Did you pull an all-nighter?
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Yeah. Math. I kept getting confused,
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so I'm making a list of all the numbers.
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3,082.
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Where do they stop?
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The state-of-the-art
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rehearsal studio is essentially free,
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because once the garage band makes it big,
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the community gets ten percent of the record sales.
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So it's basically the same business model
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- as the extreme sports camp? - Yes.
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So, did you get a chance to go through my proposal
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for a girls' volleyball tournament?
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Well...
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Jim, what are you doing here?
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I had to share this with you.
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- What is it? - I was so inspired
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by what your son said,
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that I went beyond the requirements of my retainer
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and wrote a new constitution for the Neighborhood Association.
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Pro bono, of course.
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It's designed so that everyone in the community
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will have an equal voice in all decisions.
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I think it'll really get people participating.
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That sounds great, Jim. Thanks.
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No, thank you for showing up at that meeting
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and making me believe again.
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What a jerk.
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What? Why?
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Coming in here with his agenda
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like you're not doing a fantastic job when you are.
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I think he just wants
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the voice of the people to be heard.
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You are the voice of the people.
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You're the one with the vision.
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You're the one with the amazing ideas
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tumbling out of you every second.
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Maybe not every second.
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Yes.
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Your brain is like a factory of ideas.
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Please do not close the factory.
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You know, sometimes it feels like a factory.
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Of course it does.
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You are the leader of this community.
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Everybody recognizes it and they love you for it.
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Well, don't worry, son.
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I won't let the people down.
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Okay, Dewey,
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I've got a pretty good handle on these games.
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I just want to ask you some questions.
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Okay.
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When I was shouting encouragement at you,
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did it ever make you feel scared or angry?
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What? No.
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Good.
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And when you lost at Candy Tag, did it make you feel bad
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and want to hurt yourself?
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What are you talking about, Francis?
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These questions are weird.
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Hey, I'm just trying to understand better, Dewey.
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I mean, I don't know all the right questions
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to ask kids like you.
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What do you mean, "kids like me"?
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Well, you're in that class.
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And this is a special camp for children with your... needs.
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I'm not emotionally disturbed!
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What the hell is wrong with you?!
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There's nothing wrong with either of us.
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I'm not in that class because I'm disturbed!
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I'm in that class so I can help...
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You're a jerk!
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Okay, my games obviously have too much sugar.
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Is everything okay?
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Yeah.
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This is my favorite time of day.
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The sun's about to come up and my mean voice is still asleep.
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I hate walking to school in the dark.
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I have to run past people's houses
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so I don't catch their nightmares.
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We have to tell Dewey about this.
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No. This is exactly the kind of thing
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he doesn't want to be bothered with.
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We can't handle taking care of Flerch!
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If he dies, we're gonna have to tell everybody!
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Are you saying I'm not doing
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a good job feeding him?
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I chewed his steak for 20 minutes
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before I gave it to him!
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Oh, help me! It's my heart.
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Weakened as it was by a childhood ailment!
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He's dying! I totally called this!
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Give him CPR!
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I-I'm not strong enough!
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We have to keep his heart pumping.
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Use your legs!
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Chad, help him breathe.
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One, two, three, breathe!
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One, two, three, breathe!
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One, two, three, breathe!
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One, two, three, breathe!
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Wait.
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I saw this thing on TV once where they helped a guy breathe
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by cutting a hole in his throat and then jamming a pen in it!
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I've got a pen! Somebody get scissors!
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Eddie, for God sake, help me!
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They're gonna kill me!
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I'm sorry I assumed
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you could break-dance!
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I'm actually one-sixteenth Cherokee myself!
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Dad, you okay?
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Malcolm, I couldn't sleep.
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My mind has been on fire with the possibilities
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of what this neighborhood could become.
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At first it seemed crazy and kind of stupid,
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but then I remembered what you said about the factory!
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In the middle of the night, I had a vision.
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You had a vision without me?
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- "Mulberry Village"? - Mulberry Village.
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A new utopia!
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What the hell is all this stuff?
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Just a few compulsory guidelines
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to help people make the transition.
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"Failure to smile 'Hello,' $50 fine?
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"Not knowing your neighbor's name: $25?
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Failure to remove your fence: $100"?
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People can be resistant to change.
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What's the "Hug your Child" initiative?
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Everyone has to publicly hug their child
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at least once a day.
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A hotline will be set up
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so that children can inform on non-hugging parents.
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You're going to make kids inform on their parents?
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Parents, neighbors, teachers, everybody!
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If they've got nothing to hide,
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they've got nothing to worry about.
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Tell me about the "reeducation center."
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Oh! That's where the best, most neighborly children
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will be plucked
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from the corrupting influence of their families
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and immersed in round-the-clock friendliness training.
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I call them the Mulberry Youth.
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Dad, give me the fliers.
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Thank you, son, but they've already
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been distributed throughout the neighborhood.
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Like a modern-day Martin Luther,
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I nailed them to the front doors.
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Uh, maybe we should go out the back door
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and spend the rest of the day at the library.
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Not now, Malcolm. The villagers are coming.
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Look, I told you, leave me alone!
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I'm just going to ask your teacher
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if I can have ten minutes with your buddies at recess.
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What the hell happened?!
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Isn't it obvious?
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I know we're not supposed to ask for help, Dewey,
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but this one kind of got away from us.
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We gotta get out of here. Let's go call the police.
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You're just gonna bail?
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You don't understand these kids.
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If I fix this problem, there's going to be a hundred more.
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It never stops with them!
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Dewey, you don't get to choose the people who need your help.
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Look, I don't know much, but I do know two things.
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These kids need your help, you gotta do it.
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And even though I've never met him, that guy is a total dink.
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Aah!
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Wow, I thought when I decided to help,
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something would come to me,
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but I'm completely blank.
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You're all going to jail.
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If you untie me in the next five seconds,
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you and you alone will see some slight leniency.
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Hey, lanyards belong in the lanyard box.
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- What? - That's my lanyard.
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I made it.
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Mr. Flerch is going to flip out
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if you don't put it back in the lanyard box.
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You couldn't have made this.
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I bought it at a truck stop 200 miles from here.
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Can I see that, Francis?
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Can you think of any connection
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between the thousands of lanyards that were made
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by the emotionally disturbed children at your school
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and this one my brother found for sale at a retail outlet?
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Mr. Jeffers, I would be horrified to think
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that a public school principal would use innocent children
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as slave labor.
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I don't know what you're talking about, young man.
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It was all his idea!
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I'm just his obedient stooge!
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He dangled Assistant Vice Principal in front of me!
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It came with parking!
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I wonder who would get the worst penalty.
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A bunch of emotionally disturbed kids
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who tied up people for a little while...
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or the trusted public servant who forced them into slavery?
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We could ask a judge,
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or everyone could just keep quiet about everything.
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Sound okay to you guys?
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That depends.
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Can we get five minutes alone with these guys
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before you untie them?
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What's up with Mom?
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She just saw my report card.
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I flunked out of every single class.
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What?
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Every single one of my finals, I got every question wrong.
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- Oh, my God. - I know.
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Now I get to repeat my senior year!
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Isn't this great? I worked so hard for this.
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I had to make sure
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I flunked every class so completely,
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I couldn't make it up in summer school.
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Now I don't have to move out or go to college
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or get a job for a whole nother year!
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This is the greatest achievement of my entire life!
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Yeah, I know, Mom.