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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 6, Episode 10 โ€” Billboard

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Oh, my God.
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- What? - Did you see this?
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Look what Jamie wrote.
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Oh, my God!
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He knows his letters.
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There are actual words here.
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I mean, it's crude,
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and it's not clear what he's communicating,
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but Jamie is a genius.
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There's my homework!
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What?
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I do my homework once in a while.
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Once every six months,
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Mom wakes us up at 5:00 a.m., shoves us into the car,
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and makes us go to the outlet stores.
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No other place in the county has such a selection of irregulars.
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Are these made in some country where people aren't symmetrical?
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Stop complaining.
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If it weren't for Value Village, most of this family
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would have to run around naked.
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Oh, for crying out loud.
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What? I was not! You look great!
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The Paysons Outlet has 48-packs of paper towels for half price.
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I wish we had more room in this car.
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I knew we should have put
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the rack on top...
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What's wrong with all of you?
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- Come on! - What are you doing?
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So what? There's nothing else to do.
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There's never anything to do around here.
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Your mother's right.
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It's a sad day when three healthy boys
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can't think of anything to do with a beautiful Saturday.
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You could take a walk, you could
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roll a hoop, you can start a rock collection. There.
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The day will come where you won't be
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able to complain about having nothing to do.
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That's right.
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You'll have responsibilities and a career and children.
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God forbid those three should have to make their own fun.
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I hate to admit it, but Mom challenged us
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to use our creativity, and I think we're better for it.
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and a giant fart cloud.
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Let's really think about...
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Reese!
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What are you writing?
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"I want Reese."
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Come on. You know she's thinking it.
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How are we supposed to get away with this
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if you put your name up there?
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Relax. We're miles from our house.
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Nobody here knows us.
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Oh, my God!
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Did you hear something?
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What are you boys doing up there?
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It's Mom!
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How'd she know where to find us?
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I told you she's got tracking devices in our fillings!
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Maybe she didn't see us.
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Oh, no!
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Where's the back door on this thing?
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It's a billboard!
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What are we gonna do?!
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Come down now!
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Reese, give me your pocket knife.
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What are you doing?
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Hold on. I know that look.
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He's using his brain.
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We can't come down because we are...
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protesting this offensive depiction of women!
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- What?! - What?!
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We've come up here to make a difference in the world!
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Yeah!
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To speak for women like this one who can't speak for themselves!
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Yeah, because they're billboards!
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Shut up. We're not coming down until
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women everywhere get the respect they deserve!
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No matter how long it takes,
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we're staying up here!
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Oh, for the love of God.
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I don't know who you think you're fooling.
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It's about time!
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Thank you, boys!
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God bless you!
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Oh, no.
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She's talking to the cops.
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Wait. That's good. If she gets ahold of us,
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she'll have to beat us within the law.
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All these people showing up is making her madder and madder.
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Why didn't we just climb down right away?
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What were you thinking?
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I don't know. I panicked.
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I want to know what you're going to do
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to get my boys down.
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It's a complicated situation, ma'am.
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We have very specific guidelines
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for how to deal with political protesters.
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They're not political protesters.
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Those boys don't give a damn about women's rights!
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If they did, they'd clean up their rooms once in a while!
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- This is hooliganism! - Sorry it took me so long.
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Eight different baby-sitters turned me down.
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Do you know Jamie's on a website?
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- Where are the boys? - I told you.
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Oh, good God!
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I thought it was a metaphor.
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I'm sure you have ladders.
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I'm sure you have people who climb them.
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So get one of them up there
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and get my children down!
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Ma'am, let me explain something about the Police Commissioner.
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This is an election year.
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We've had a lot of unflattering video on the news lately.
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The Chang case,
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the Jefferson case,
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the Rodriguez case.
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All he has left is the white vote.
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So he's not going to let a bunch of video cameras
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tape us manhandling those children.
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But if there's anything else that we can do for you...
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Yeah, how about you call a cop?
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Sorry, Officer.
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It's not you, it's me.
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I have a severe gambling problem.
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Lost the house playing Pai Gow.
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She's a saint. Would you excuse us a moment?
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Honey, calm down.
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You know what pepper spray feels like.
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Let's just give it an hour or two.
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When these people lose interest, and the crowd disperses,
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we'll get the boys down.
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That's right, Steven.
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I'm here at the scene of this dramatic demonstration...
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In an age of cynicism when it's said
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that young people don't care about the important issues...
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These three youngsters seem to have struck a nerve among
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like-minded citizens who've had enough
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of this degrading depiction of women.
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Lois, did you see all the news vans?
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Lyle at 7:00 told me to get out of his shot.
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He is one handsome man.
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Over here we have the proud mother
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of these three young protesters.
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What do you want the nation to know about your boys?
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No comment.
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So you must be the father?
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Can we get some comment from you?
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I-I don't know that I really want to sound off.
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How do you account for your sons' extraordinary sensitivity
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to women's issues?
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Well, Dinah, in our house
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we emphasize the rights of all people.
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I've tried to pass along
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what I like to call "core values."
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Equality, respect, compassion, nutrition.
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We have something called the Clean Plate Club.
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What's that cop doing?
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I think he's throwing something.
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Oh, my God!
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- What is it? - It's a cell phone.
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Hello.
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- Hello. - Mom?
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Before you say anything, I want you to listen carefully.
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There are a couple ways we can handle this.
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If you come down right now,
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I can go as low as three weeks in your room.
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If there's no more trouble,
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you get two meals a day and enough light to read by.
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You should think about this very carefully,
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but you've only got ten minutes until this offer expires.
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Then all bets are off.
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Oh, my God.
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I know.
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She's negotiating.
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She's never negotiated anything before.
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We found a weakness.
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All these people and the TV cameras.
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She must be scared.
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I didn't think this was possible.
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Suddenly, she looks so small.
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People, the battle before us may be long,
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but we will not stop
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until we end the oppression!
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Women of the world...
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unite!
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I am their mother, and I say this has gone on long enough!
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Don't you have snipers
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with tranquilizer guns, or a giant net?!
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What do I pay taxes for?
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Now, the life
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of a crusader is not an easy one
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but, once that fire is lit,
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there is no putting it out.
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Feminism must be very important to your boys.
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Meryl, please!
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They're not my "boys." They're my children.
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If you feel the need to label them, I'm sorry for you.
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It's high time we showed
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a national audience...
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This is national?
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...that we're still
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producing heroes in this country,
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and three of them
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are up there!
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It's your sons, ma'am.
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Well, you're cutting it awfully close.
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I gave you ten minutes,
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and you've taken nearly nine and a half.
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We decided we're not coming down.
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What?!
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We discussed it as a family.
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See, we figure you're as mad now
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as you possibly can ever get.
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We've reached the point where nothing we do
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can make it any worse.
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So every hour we stay up here is another hour of freedom.
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Plus another 30 or 40 supporters added to our fan base.
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Malcolm, let's set aside the fact
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that you know you've done wrong.
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Let's ignore that you're pretending to have
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principles you don't have just to get out of it.
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You have to come down sometime.
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And life is long.
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That's what's nice about being young.
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We really don't think that far ahead.
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This whole thing's been kind of eye-opening.
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If nothing else, we've all had a lesson
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on the ephemeral nature of power.
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Power's a funny thing.
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It's when you think you have it that you're in trouble.
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Valid point. Historically.
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But on a philosophical level, Mom...
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we've already won. We're free.
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And no matter what happens tonight, we both know it.
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I think it's getting cold up here.
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I don't think we should do this anymore.
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I don't know who we think we're kidding.
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We're not going to be able to win this.
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Dewey, don't look into her eyes!
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Huh?
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What just happened?
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Damn it.
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I remember my mother, smart as any man,
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down on her knees in the kitchen,
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scrubbing that floor till it shined.
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I think I was seven when I made a promise
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to myself and to all women...
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- Hal? - Yes.
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Oh, my God.
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I saw you on TV tonight,
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and I couldn't believe it was you,
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but you kept talking
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and talking and talking,
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and I realized it had to be you.
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Wendy...
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How long's it been?
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23 years, Hal.
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You know, I remember the last time I saw you
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down to the day and the minute.
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I can tell you exactly where I was standing...
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Wendy, that was so long ago.
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I've got a whole new life now.
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You can't just come here and expect...
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Promises were made, Hal.
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And now that I found you,
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I'm not just gonna go away.
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Look, I know that there are some issues
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that probably need resolving...
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Listen, honey, let's get a cup of coffee way over there.
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No. I have an idea.
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- Is this going up to the boys? - Yes, it's some baked goods,
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some jackets for when it gets cold...
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and my phone number.
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Oh, this is wonderful.
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You certainly went to a lot of trouble.
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My boys are just going to be so appreciative of your kindness.
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I think the Green Valley Women's Collective
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makes better banana bread than the Feminists for Change.
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According to the wrapper,
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we're the first male hands to touch this.
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You know, except for Mom and Dad and Francis and Jamie,
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I think this has really brought our family together.
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Ooh.
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What are you doing?
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- What? - You know what.
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Why do you get the one with the cherry?
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I just grabbed one. I don't care.
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If you don't care, then let me have it.
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I already took it.
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Hey, I'm here, too. I want the cherry.
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You always do this.
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You only want it because I have it.
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I don't care what you have.
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Reese, you're not the center of everything.
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Wait.
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Why would they only put a cherry on one cupcake?
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This is Mom.
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There may be those who will try to drive a wedge between us.
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But if we learn
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nothing else tonight,
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we will learn to stand together!
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Damn it.
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We have a pretty sweet deal up here.
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Food, drinks.
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Every one of our needs is being taken care of.
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Every one.
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Man, they better stop sending up bran muffins.
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Hey! You may want to burn this basket!
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How are the books they gave us?
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The feminist joke book's a little ham-fisted,
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but these fairy tales are interesting.
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In this one,
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Cinderella tells the Prince
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he's sapping her woman-strength,
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and she pushes him aside to create a matriarchy
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with fluid gender roles.
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Can you believe these cows
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actually think we're on their side?
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We love you, boys!
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Right on, sister!
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Check out that pig.
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You don't have to talk about them like that.
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They've been really nice to us.
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Yeah, and they really believe in this stuff.
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That is such a load.
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Every woman down there is just here because they're jealous.
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Of what?
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Of the fact that they're not hot enough to be strippers.
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They act like they're all offended,
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but really they're just mad about their own giant butts.
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Believe me, in their heart of hearts,
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every woman wants to be her.
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What about Mom?
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We're not talking about moms.
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We're talking about women.
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So all women want to be strippers?
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There are no women in the world
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who want to be doctors or lawyers or anything like that?
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Cut the act, Malcolm. They can't hear you.
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Just because they look like dogs
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doesn't mean they hear like dogs.
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I'm sleeping on the other side.
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Come on, I was just being honest!
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So whipped.
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โ™ช Where are the heroes who fight for a cause? โ™ช
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โ™ช Who live by the code of their own moral laws? โ™ช
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โ™ช Who stand up to tyrants and fight the police? โ™ช
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โ™ช Like Gandhi and Martin and Bobby and Rosa... โ™ช
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โ™ช And Malcolm and Dewey and Reese? โ™ช
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โ™ช And Malcolm and Dewey and Reese โ™ช
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Reese?
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Reese.
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Hi.
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I've been wanting to talk to you.
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- Really? - Yeah, sugar.
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I had to wait for your brothers to go to sleep.
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You don't want to share me, do you?
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Everyone's mad at me.
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Malcolm and Dewey think I'm a jerk.
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You're not a jerk.
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You're just little.
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I think you're cute as a bug.
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Do you want me to kiss you?
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Uh... yes, ma'am.
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Wow.
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Damn tootin', wow.
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So, will you take off your giant top?
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Do you have a giant dollar?
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I'll get a whole bunch if you'll come back again.
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I'll come back every night if you want.
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You're so great.
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The girls at school won't even talk to me.
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Listen, if they're not willing to talk to you,
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or dance on a pole, they're not really your friends.
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You don't need them.
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You have me.
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I'm perfect.
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I'm the only woman in the world for you, Reese.
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- You are? - Of course.
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I'm 60 feet tall.
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My skin is five inches thick.
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No matter how creepy
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and insensitive and thoughtless you are, you can't hurt me.
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That's all I ever wanted.
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Why aren't all women like you?
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Well, I'm not real, sugar.
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Oh, yeah.
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You just dreamed me up as a super-sexy way
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to face the fact that you're going to live
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the rest of your life alone.
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But that's not for sure, is it?
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And you know the saddest part?
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You're gonna wake up before you can think
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of anything really good to do with me.
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Wait.
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We can't just give up on this.
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Wait!
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Don't leave me.
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Don't leave me!
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Right now the mother of the protesters
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is with the Police Commissioner, pleading for her brave boys
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whose sacrifice continues to inspire so many.
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Those boys are like dogs.
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I have to get them on their backs
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just to reestablish my dominance.
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Look, this whole protest thing is a lie anyway.
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They don't believe a word of it.
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If it's an issue of liability, I'll sign any waiver.
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Just get them down here!
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Do I appear to look concerned?
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What?
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Yeah, sure, you look concerned.
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Oh, thank God.
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My handlers say that I don't pull it off.
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Can't do the mouth.
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I want those boys down.
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Believe me, there is nothing I would like more
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than to tear 'em down and crack a few heads.
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But, in an election year,
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we all have to make sacrifices.
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You know, this whole thing brings me back to my days
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on the Freedom Ride.
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It's fantastic.
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- We're getting an injunction. - What?
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The ACLU found a judge who's completely sympathetic
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to what your boys are doing.
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In two hours, we'll have an airtight court order,
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and your boys can stay up there for days, even weeks.
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Excuse me. I have something to say.
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I want the world to know how proud I am of my boys
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for making this statement, despite the wind and the cold
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and little Dewey's medical condition.
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And I want to thank the Police Commissioner
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for letting my son stay up there, even if it means
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rolling the dice on a diabetic coma.
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It's nice to see someone who cares about principles
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more than they care about the life of a little boy.
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Get 'em down.
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- Malcolm! Reese! - Oh, my God!
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We'll have you in your mother's arms in a minute, little Dewey!
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No!
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Excuse me. Are you Hal's wife?
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- Yeah. This is, uh... - There's something
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you need to know about your husband.
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We both worked at the Tiger Shop at Macy's.
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One night he got me drunk and...
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borrowed $400 from me!
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What?
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He bought a velour suit and faked his own death
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to get out of paying me back. He actually blew up a phone booth.
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I figure, with interest, it comes to about ten grand.
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I'm sorry, but...
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Hey! Hey, everybody!
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You can take us down, but first I have something to say.
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I realized something up here.
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This woman is beautiful, she's sexy,
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and perfect and gigantic, but you know what?
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She isn't real.
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If she was real, she'd be different.
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I know that, if I was real,
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I'd want people to listen to me.
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I'd want people to care about what I think and not ignore me.
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I guess what these protesters are trying to say
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is that women-- real women--
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aren't that different from regular people.
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They want the same things that men want.
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Only men don't have to hold a big protest to get them.
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And women shouldn't have to either.
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Well, I'm very proud of you boys.
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Let's go home where I can truly express how I'm feeling.
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I've had six hours to figure out
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all the horrible things that are going to happen to you.
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You, I still have to think about.
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Get him to Deaconess Diabetic Center right away.
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Dad! Tell them what's going on!
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- Tell them I'm not... - He's fading! Let's go! Let's go!