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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 6, Episode 3 โ€” Standee

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Dewey, could you reach
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into my sock drawer with your hand
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and get me a pair of socks?
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Okay.
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Not that one. On top.
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Not on top of the dresser!
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Right in front of you! The sock drawer!
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That's your sock drawer! Go next to it!
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On the other side!
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Not behind the dresser!
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All you have to do is reach into my drawer and...
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You're so stupid, Dewey.
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I'm sure you're good at lots of things.
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What is this?
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It's the new ad campaign for Smoooth Malt Liquor.
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You don't find this offensive?
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What?
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It's a black janitor with a mop
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and a six-pack of malt liquor in his hand.
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I don't know that he's a janitor.
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Maybe he just spilled something.
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His name is Slappy?
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A delightful throwback to a simpler time.
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Well, I'm getting rid of it.
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If you get caught, I don't know about this!
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And I would have loved to have been called Slappy growing up!
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The trash man didn't take it?
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Nope.
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Where's the beer?
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Oh, he took that.
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He drank one and poured the rest into his thermos.
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And he left this here to mock me.
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Maybe we can chop it up.
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No, Dewey.
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We are not accommodating him.
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I did not pour my heart and soul
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into this thing so that the trash man
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could refuse to take it away!
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There are principles that need to...
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Ooh, get out of here!
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This society is falling to pieces.
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- What are you doing? - We had to replace
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the one that was stolen last week.
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I think Craig took it
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so he can use the carpool lane.
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Craig didn't take it.
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I took it and put it in the trunk of my car.
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Mom, what are you doing?
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You're on probation.
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This is completely racially insensitive.
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It has no place in this store.
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But Mr. Kushell told me to put it up.
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Well, I'm telling you to take it down.
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I can't do that.
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You're not my boss here.
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Mr. Kushell is.
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Mr. Kushell didn't tear three inches
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getting you out of him.
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Now, are you going to take this down or not?
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No.
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She isn't coming after me, is she?
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Excuse me! Excuse me!
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- Yeah? - I don't know if you remember.
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I put this cat habitat out last week...
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Yeah, I can't take that. It's too big.
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But you took the six-pack I left you.
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You must have known it was an advance "thank you."
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Actually, I thought it was an overdue apology.
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Apology?
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Why would this family give you an apology?
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Because you people are pigs.
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You don't even use half the stuff you throw out.
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And, nine months after your wife leaves
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here come the disposable diapers again.
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Talk about screwed-up priorities.
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And you guys buy those generic diapers
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that break apart in the can,
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yet I notice someone can afford a Toblerone every Friday.
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Hey, buddy, this family's trash
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is none of your business!
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You know what? Let's start again.
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There... there's no reason we can't be civil, hmm?
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You have a hard job.
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It's a job I respect.
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Hey, Oscar...
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here's your lunch.
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Awful high and mighty for a trash guy.
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Oops.
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Over-ring on two.
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What's that?
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- Hmm? - I threw that picture away!
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Oh, we still had the negative.
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It reminds me of the old you,
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back when you still knew right from wrong.
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Just because I'm not doing what you want
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doesn't mean you get to humiliate me!
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Humiliate you?
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You mean there's an offensive image on display in the store?
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My son used to love to play dress-up
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just like that.
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Give him a call.
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Take that down!
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Gee, I'm not doing what you want.
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You're not doing what I want.
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Maybe we should bring Mr. Kushell into this,
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since he's the only one
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whose opinion you seem to care about.
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"No employee may display personal items
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in his or her work space."
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Don't worry, Mom.
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It only added a day to your probation.
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I'm sorry, God.
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You're against the rules here.
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I don't know who I am anymore.
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Now, that's the name of that tune.
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I have to admit I didn't see this coming.
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Well, the Sanitation Department claims
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that our trash man has an airtight alibi for last night.
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If I want to haul this stuff away myself,
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I need $1,200 for a 19-ton truck
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and a Class 5 sanitation license,
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which I'm pretty sure I don't have.
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Honey, I don't want you to worry about this.
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I will get rid of this crud
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no matter how long it takes.
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Hey! What makes you think that's okay?
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Honey, I am not gonna tell you that this is ideal,
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but if we refuse to fight this fight,
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then we're really living in garbage.
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Garbage of the spirit.
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And that's got to be the worst kind.
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I feel sorry for our neighbors
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with no garbage on their lawns.
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But we don't want to sound too superior.
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Everybody's doing the best they can.
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You know, Lois, there are things I don't say!
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Like none of this would have happened
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if you'd let us have a cat!
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Can you believe some of the stuff people throw out?
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Did you shut the door, tape the cracks, and spray?
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You know, if you just dive in, you get used to it.
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How am I supposed
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to tell if the milk is bad?
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Everything in this house smells the same.
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Principles don't always smell like roses, boys.
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We are in this temporary situation
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because this family stands for something.
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I expect a little stoicism around here.
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Oh, I'll be stoic, Dad.
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Until the massive pile of trash we're living in
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starts to decompose,
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and the maggots start fighting with the roaches
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over who gets to eat the rats' fecal matter,
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and then you're going to hear some complaining from me.
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I think we've got a leak in here.
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Reese, check the windows.
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- I didn't think I'd make it. - On the table.
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Ahh...
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Hi, Craig. Ready to go.
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Craig's driving you?
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Yeah. You can take the car.
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But we could just go together.
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Could we? Hah!
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You've been so intent on acting
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like we weren't in the same family.
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No, that's not what I've been doing.
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I'm just mature enough to draw a distinction
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between what goes on at home and what we have to do at work.
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Oh, I see. So it's okay to sell out your principles
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as long as you're doing it for money.
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Yes, Mom. Big money!
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I've thrown away all morality
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and agreed to go to hell for $6.25 an hour.
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You know that sign is a bigoted image, Malcolm!
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It's not that bad!
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It's a picture of a man
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with a mop and a beer.
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People who mop drink beer.
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People who drink beer mop.
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Oh, Slappy? That thing's amazing.
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He's tripled our Smoooth Malt Liquor sales.
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I can't believe I've raised a son
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who is so insensitive to things that really matter.
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If I'm insensitive, I got that way by watching you!
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Both of you, stop it!
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You're making this place unlivable!
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Let's go, Craig.
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I think it's nice when someone does
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a little something extra for poker night.
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I mean, a six-ton pile of trash?
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You really know how to make a guy feel special.
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You know, I think the smell around here
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actually makes Hal's dip taste good.
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Man, who dealt me this hand?
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I'm going to throw it out on the front yard.
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Come on, guys,
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I really don't know what I'm going to do.
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If I give up now, I mean, what kind of example
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does that set for my boys?
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Yeah, that's a tough one, Hal.
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A man keeps chipping away at his authority,
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the next thing you know, he's not the king
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of his own massive pile of garbage.
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Come on, guys, Hal's suffering.
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We really should be more sensitive.
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No, wait-- I got one.
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I see my favorite band out there--
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A Flock of Seagulls.
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Oh! Damn.
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If anyone looks at my cards, I'll be able to tell.
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He can't tell.
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What the hell are you doing?
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I just thought I'd show this to the guys.
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You can explain why you've been fighting
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to keep this up at the store.
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I wasn't fighting for it.
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I was just told to put it up by my boss.
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You also added, very vehemently,
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that, "It's not so bad."
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Maybe you can explain to everyone here
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why this isn't racist.
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First we pick their cotton,
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then we have to solve their moral dilemmas for them.
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It's probably the saddest sight
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of all when racism impacts on white people.
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How many white mothers and sons must be torn asunder
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before we learn our lesson?
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It's bad enough we have to watch them
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dance at weddings.
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Shaking their flat asses around.
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Whoo... Ooh yeah!
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Will you stop it?!
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I need your help.
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This is a completely offensive, false image
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of African American men.
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You know what's really bothering you?
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You don't think I'm prejudiced.
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You're just mad that, at work,
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I don't have to obey you.
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And now that I'm
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getting older, you're losing
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more and more control over me every day.
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You can't stand that soon I'll be free.
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He has a dream.
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Sing it, my brother!
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Should we talk about what's really bothering you?
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It's that you know I'm right!
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You do have a code of ethics
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that you're trying to deny.
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What do you know about ethics?!
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Bringing this in here to embarrass me
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in front of Dad's friends?
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Did I tell Dad how you said sooner or later
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he'll realize he looks ridiculous
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and quit this stupid fight with the trash man?
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Did I? No! Because, no matter how mad I get,
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I always treat you with some level of decency!
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I'll "realize I look ridiculous"?
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Hal, that's not the point!
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Stop this! Just stop!
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What do we need to fight for?
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It's a nice night.
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We came here to play cards.
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Can we just play cards?
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Why? What have you got?
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Nothing.
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- I'm out. - I fold.
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Dad?
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Dewey?
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Dad?
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Dewey?
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Dewey, where are you?
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I don't know.
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My garbage fort collapsed.
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Can you breathe?
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Yes, but I don't want to.
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Just keep digging until you reach daylight.
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Hey. Got your note.
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I need some help with this. I am in over my head.
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You did the right thing coming to me.
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Your mother can never know.
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- That's not a problem. - Okay.
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There's a way to solve this little trash dilemma.
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But I need to know that you'll go all the way.
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You have to want it bad.
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The fact that I came to you should prove how desperate I am.
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Good enough.
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From here, there's no turning back.
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We can implement my plan tonight.
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Meet me back here at exactly 6:00.
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That's in 20 minutes.
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You want to go now?
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Okay.
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It's not stealing.
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It's just borrowing.
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Not stealing, just borrowing.
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First, we pick up
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all the trash from our lawn.
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Then we top it off with a little
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medical waste,
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and we pay a visit to a certain garbageman.
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And those guard dogs will be okay?
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They'll wake up in half an hour.
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They may have a slight headache.
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Son, if you could just apply this kind of focus
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and determination to your schoolwork...
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Oh, that ship has sailed.
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Only six more hours till that pin comes off.
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The last six hours of probation are what I call
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the Danger Zone.
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Your eyes are so focused on the finish line,
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you don't even realize your hands
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are stuffing your pockets full of trail mix.
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Damn it, Craig.
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Do you believe in right and wrong?
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I'm not sure I follow.
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Let's just say there's something you have to do,
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and you've been hoping someone else would do it,
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but you've gradually realized
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you have to do it yourself,
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even if it breaks the rules.
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Dear God, I thought I'd
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- lost my chance years ago. - Huh?
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Let's just get in the car and drive.
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You don't have to pack.
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I have clothes for you in the trunk.
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Oh, for the love of God.
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Thank the Lord you're getting rid of that thing.
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Shirley, I had to.
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I just couldn't stand it any longer.
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Oh, believe me, I know.
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Ever since that thing went up,
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I swear we've had so many more black people in here.
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What?
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That is not our clientele.
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We just don't have the personnel
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to follow them around.
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Thank you, Lois.
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What are you doing?
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- I'm putting this back. - Really?
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You know I've always believed in admitting when I was wrong.
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There were things about this that I hadn't considered.
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Maybe I was too focused on controlling you.
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The point is, I want this to stay.
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This has to stay.
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Wow!
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Now all I want to do is take it down.
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I mean, look at this thing.
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It's horribly offensive.
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What year are we living in?
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His name is Slappy, for God sakes.
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But, if I take it down now,
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she'll think I'm only doing it to be contrary.
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Am I only doing it to be contrary? No.
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I really am offended by this. These are my true feelings,
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which I wasn't able to have before
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because I was only being contrary.
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Unless it's the opposite of that.
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Okay, I am definitely taking this down
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while I'm walking away and leaving it here
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while I pretend to do nothing and figure out what to do.
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Okay, go ahead.
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Reese, what are you doing?! Come on!
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Dad, I followed a possum that led me out.
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Dewey, not now. This is Daddy's time with Reese.
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Are you sure this is a good idea?
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Dewey, I don't need you talking sense to me right now!
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Reese, quit screwing around!
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Ohh!
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What good is running gonna do?!
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We live here!
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Nice try, little boy!
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If I leave it up, Mom gets what she wants.
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If I take it down,
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Mom still has her hooks in me,
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which is what she really wants.
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No matter what I decide...
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Wait a minute.
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I don't have to decide.
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I can leave it to chance.
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Heads, I take it down.
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Tails, I'll leave it up.
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I'm not listening to my mom anymore.
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From now on, I'm listening to you.
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I'm so glad you liked the filet.
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It really brings out the finish in the wine.
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So, we'll be taking away three bags today?
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Two. Of course, two.