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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 6, Episode 1 โ€” Reese Comes Home

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So, after I was indicted, my wife lost her job
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and had a nervous breakdown,
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and if that wasn't bad enough,
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one of our sons stole his brother's girlfriend,
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which made him run away from home and join the Army.
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Left, right...
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We don't even know where he is.
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We've entered Afghani airspace.
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Remember, pull the green cord before the light green cord.
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We're just worried sick about him.
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It's just that you feel so helpless, you know?
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Look, I don't set the prices, mister.
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They're four bucks a box. Take it or leave it.
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Oh, all right.
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Just the Thin Mints.
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Oh, God.
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I'm a lean, mean fighting machine.
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I'm a lean, mean fighting machine.
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I'm a robot.
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Robots are cool.
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Green Lantern fought a robot.
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I love Green Lantern.
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I love pie.
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Pie... Pie... Pie.
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Why am I thinking about pie?
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I'm supposed to be thinking about something else.
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Does it rhyme with "pie"?
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Buy?
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Cry?
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Die?
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High?
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Pie?
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Pie!
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No...
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Pie?
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Green Lantern.
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Fighting robot.
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Me...
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I'm a fighting machine.
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I'm a lean, mean fighting machine.
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I'm a lean, mean fighting machine.
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What is that?
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I made a list of every bad thing
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Reese ever did to me.
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A list?
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I'm sick of having to defend myself!
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No matter what I did to Reese,
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he's done way worse stuff to me,
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and it's all here on this list.
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So we're admitting we have lists?
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Mine starts January '95.
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When does yours start?
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Uh... October 3, 1996:
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my first knuckle pizza.
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July 10, 1997: my first atomic swirly.
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The big bruise of '99.
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"Backyard Dentist," "Lighter Fluid Donut."
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That's worse than stealing a girlfriend, right?
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I don't know... were you in love
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for the first time with that donut?
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Shut up, Dewey. I had every right.
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In fact, I owe him.
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So you're saying if he dies, then you'll be even?
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I didn't say he was going to die!
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Malcolm, he almost killed himself with Bisquick once.
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I'm just saying he deserves
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whatever he gets.
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No, he doesn't.
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That's something Reese would say.
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I'm not Reese.
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Just because he's horrible doesn't mean I have to be.
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I'm better than that.
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Wow, for a brother-killer, you sure are conceited.
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Oh, uh, excuse me.
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Hi, uh, Sergeant Rick.
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I'm wondering if you can help me.
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My son is underaged,
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and I-I think you may have recruited him.
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Take a look.
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Oh, yeah, Private Jetson.
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Oh! Yeah.
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Yeah, let's see, uh...
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he was sent to Fort Roberts.
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I'll get you the address.
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Oh, I really appreciate this.
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I just don't understand what would make him go and do
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- a crazy thing like this. - Well, the truth is
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is today's Army's a pretty attractive package.
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Competitive salaries,
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health benefits, college tuition...
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Lois, I didn't sign anything.
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Just hear me out.
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It's only two weekends a month,
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plus we might qualify for a housing allowance.
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Okay, there's a slight possibility of active duty,
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but Sergeant Rick expects global events to stabilize
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in the next three months.
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Excuse me.
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- What do you want? - I'm Malcolm.
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I'm here Monday, Wednesday, Friday, 3:00 to 7:00.
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No one volunteers here.
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They're all signing up
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for the glamour jobs at the burn unit.
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I just want to do something to help veterans.
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Really? You think you can handle helping around here?
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How 'bout trying to give Mr. Skoros a sponge bath?
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Sure.
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Or maybe you'd prefer to clip Mr. Ditmar's toenails.
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Okay.
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Or how 'bout going room to room,
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emptying bed pans and stanching bed sores?
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You know, I think I can save us both a little time here.
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This is how I see it playing out:
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you're going to keep thinking
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of worse and worse jobs for me to do.
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And you know what? I'm going to do them.
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All of them, no matter what.
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Why? It doesn't matter.
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I have my reasons.
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So go ahead, knock yourself out.
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Well, it kind of takes some of the fun out of it, but okay.
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You can start the afternoon enemas with Mr. Klegman.
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It'll be my pleasure.
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Well, ma'am, how can I help you?
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It's about my son, Reese.
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Um, I think you know him as Private Jetson.
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Private Jetson.
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Ma'am, let me shake your hand.
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This boy is the finest soldier
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that this old dogface ever
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had the privilege of commanding.
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I wish I had a hundred more just like him.
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He's a fine boy.
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Yes, well... we think so, too.
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I'd be proud to help you in any way that I can.
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Now you just name it.
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The problem is he joined under false pretenses.
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He ran away; he's not even 18 years old yet.
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We need to know where he is
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so we can find him and bring him back home.
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I'm sorry, ma'am, I can't help you.
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That's classified.
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If your son were on a secret mission,
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which I'm not saying he is nor that one exists,
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it would compromise said mission...
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if indeed there were one.
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My hands are tied.
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You know, Sergeant,
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you and I aren't so different.
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I mean, if you think about it,
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we both have the same job.
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Taking a bunch of mindless, irresponsible teenagers
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and turning them into something
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vaguely useful to the world.
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It is a challenge, ma'am.
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Last week, one of my boys
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was trying to iron his shirt while he was still in it.
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One of mine interrupted a war game
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because his rifle was kind of digging into his shoulder.
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Did you make everyone suffer
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for what the one kid did?
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Of course.
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But it never lasts, does it?
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It is stunning how much punishment they require.
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Tell me about it.
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I'm amazed I get anything else done.
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Did you ever try the opposite?
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What do you mean?
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Give one of them special privileges for no reason.
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Now, how does that work?
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It's really pretty neat.
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The others don't know why he got special privileges
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so they start doing everything right just to catch up.
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Then the one you singled out starts getting
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suspicious and paranoid
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and he starts informing on the stragglers.
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That sounds pretty good.
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You mind if I steal that one?
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Yeah, be my guest.
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You know another good one?
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Let them pick punishments for each other.
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It exercises their creativity
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and keeps them from ganging up on you.
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- Nice. - You can also
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take their breakfast, lunch and dinner,
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put it the blender and grind it up
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into a gray paste.
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Eventually, they eat it.
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That's kind of fun.
fun
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You are an artist.
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No, I'm just a talented amateur.
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I wish I could help you.
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I wish I could just open this drawer up
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and show you the information you need.
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But I can't.
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It's got me so frustrated
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that I just want to stare intently out this window
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for, oh, say...
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120 seconds.
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What is wrong with these guys? They're just like zombies.
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It's the medication that makes them that way.
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Except for Kowalski. I mean, he came to us like that.
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Look, I don't think you should be giving them so much.
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I was reading to Donaldson for a half an hour,
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then a bee crawled out of his nose.
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Believe me, it's better for everyone
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to keep these men as calm as possible.
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Hey, Ed, you want to play?
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Here we go.
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You know what, Ed?
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You can do this.
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I believe in you, all right?
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I'm here to help you, however long it takes.
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Maybe you feel ignored here.
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Maybe you feel like you don't exist.
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I know you exist, Ed.
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Let me help you.
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Where have you been?
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You've been gone all day. You haven't called.
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I've been worried sick about you.
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Well, I have to eat, Lois.
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I'm a human being.
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I'm sorry I'm so late.
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I had to take the bus home.
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I sold the car.
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I bought a plane ticket to Kabul.
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There's $400 left.
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I'd give it to you to pay down the Visa bill,
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but I need it for bribes.
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What?!
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I'm gonna go get him.
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What are you talking about?
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You can't just go get him.
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Yes, I can.
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Tonight, I'm gonna buy enough frozen dinners
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to last you and the boys for three weeks.
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Then tomorrow, I'm flying to Kabul.
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If I don't get anywhere with the Army,
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I'll hire an interpreter and get the locals to help me.
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If I have to, I'll make friends with a warlord.
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Those guys are pretty organized.
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I'll find him, Hal.
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And when does the little bird
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pop out of your head and start singing?
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This is what's happening, Hal.
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Lois...
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you can't do this.
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At some point, you have to check your ego
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and leave it to the professionals.
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I can't!
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Lois, you have this reckless, crazy belief in yourself
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that lets you do amazing things.
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It's something this family has always depended on.
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I would be lost without it,
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but sometimes that reckless,
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crazy belief is just, just...
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reckless and crazy.
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You've got to accept
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that some people can do things that you can't.
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Heart surgeons,
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rocket scientists,
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that lady at the mall
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who carves your name into a grain of rice.
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How does she do that?
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No one knows.
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Honey, honey, look...
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I am giving you permission not to be omnipotent.
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I know it's gonna be hard, but everything will be okay.
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I know it will.
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Sarsi or Diet Sarsi?
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I can't do it.
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I can't go on.
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Is this any way to start your morning?
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Mr. Waffles?
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Reese, you can't give up!
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You got to keep going.
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You got to keep trying!
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You don't know what I've been through.
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I've been shot at, chased,
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married...
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and when the guy found out I was a dude,
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it wasn't like a total deal breaker.
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Son, I know it's hard.
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But everything worth doing is hard.
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When third quarter profits were down,
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did Mr. Waffles give up?
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No, he did not.
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He put more lip-smacking delight in every bite!
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I don't think I can move.
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You have to move, Reese!
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You have to get home to your family and friends
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and your country.
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These people have no idea what breakfast is.
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They take rice from the night before
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and cook it up into a thin paste.
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Is that your idea of breakfast?
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No, but...
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Do you ever want to taste my buttery goodness again?
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You know I do.
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Reese,
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listen to me.
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I now have 20% more blueberries
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in every box.
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My legs.
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They plump up in the batter!
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They're so juicy that way!
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I'm coming home!
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I'm proud of you, son.
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Whatever happened to Mrs. Waffles?
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She was hot.
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Yes, she was.
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But she didn't increase product awareness
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in girls three to 18 a single percent.
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Nurse Peterson, you'll be interested to know
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I took everyone's tranquilizers
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and flushed them down the toilet.
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What?
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I came here to help because I owe someone something,
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a soldier like these men.
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I didn't come here to stand by and do nothing
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while you crush their spirits with chemicals.
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He deserved better, and they deserve better.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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You can't take these men off their sedatives.
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Oh, my God.
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Security!
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Guys, please calm down.
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Guys!
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- You have to stop. - Come on, come on!
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You have to...
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Ow!
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Oh, I don't want to hear it.
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Isn't it bad enough with your mother gone
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and your brother missing?
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You have to go out brawling in the streets?
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I'm sorry.
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Yeah.
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Wait a minute.
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This is our dinner.
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Well, good news.
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God decided I don't deserve
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to redeem myself.
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I get to carry this soul-crushing guilt
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for the rest of my life.
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Yeah. I've been trying to compose a requiem for him.
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It's hard getting in the right mood
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using a glitter marker.
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Maybe we've been trying to honor Reese the wrong way.
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What do you mean?
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Reese wasn't into helping people
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and doing good deeds.
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He loved to smash stuff
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and destroy things for no reason.
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If we're gonna honor Reese,
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maybe we should think about doing it his way.
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You have something in mind?
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This kind of caught my eye.
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An art fair?
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Just think what Reese would have done with this.
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They've got driftwood art, yarn owls, dream catchers,
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face painting, folk dancing.
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They are kind of begging for it.
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I don't know.
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There's rapping grannies.
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Let me see that.
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Let me go, please!
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Come on. How was I supposed to know it was your god?
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It looked like a monkey man! Uhh!
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You're gonna regret this!
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If my husband finds out,
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he'll make you pay.
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Then you'll really be sorry.
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Mom?
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Thank you so much.
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There you are.
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What in the name of God were you thinking?!
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Look at you. You are filthy!
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Your nails are a disgrace.
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You've been tomb robbing!
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Well, the fun stops now, young man!
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Oh, you are in so much trouble!
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I just can't believe he could really be gone.
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I know.
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Wow, this diaper's got to be a five-pounder.
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I'd like to think Jamie knew what it was for.
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It's so weird.
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It seems like all my life
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I've wished for something horrible
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to happen to Reese,
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and now that it has, I...
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I...
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- Miss him? - Yeah.
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I do, too.
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Remember when he shaved my eyebrows
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and glued them back on,
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so I looked permanently surprised?
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That was genius.
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This is horrible!
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Remember that look of pure joy he'd get on Christmas morning
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when he was smashing our presents?
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Oh, it's in my eyes!
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No matter how hard I tried,
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I could never make Mom's face
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turn that special purple color.
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Reese purple.
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Why couldn't I have said something meaningful
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to him before he...
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Don't do this to yourself.
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Oh, no! Oh, no! I can't believe...
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He would have liked this.
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I only wish he could have been here to see it.
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Me, too.
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Reese!
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- You're not dead! - I can't believe it.
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Reese, I'm so glad to see you.
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All right, all right.
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Don't 'mo me.
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How does this work?
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Oh, well,
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we have the remote here, and you pick out a good one...
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Here. We were saving this one.
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It's from when Jamie had swine flu.
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Nice.
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โ™ช We're the rapping grannies and we're here to say โ™ช
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โ™ช Rapping grannies like to kick it โ™ช
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โ™ช The old school way โ™ช
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โ™ช Yo, yo, yo โ™ช
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โ™ช Rapping grannies in the house... โ™ช
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God, I love this country.