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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 4, Episode 17 โ€” Clip Show #2

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Ow.
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Ow!
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Finally.
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All right, you stupid, useless old man.
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There's gonna be some big changes around here.
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โ™ช Life is unfair โ™ช
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- Hal. - Aah!
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Wake up. It's time.
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What? Already?
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The baby's not due for a month. I told you it wasn't conceived
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in the elevator. It was Dewey's parent-teacher conference.
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There's something in this one. Let's go.
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Why do we have to do this in the middle of the night.
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We are not equipped to deal with these issues.
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Hal, you can stall all night, but we are gonna do this.
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Fine. I'll get a pencil.
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- This pencil's too short. - Hal.
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Oh, all right.
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Our poor boys would be alone and defenseless.
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And I guess you kids really didn't do any major harm,
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so I've decided to let you off--
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Okay, tangible assets.
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How do we expect to find anything? We just shove stuff in boxes.
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Look, there's a fortune cookie in here.
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Wait, here's something we already did. This'll save time.
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We already decided Malcolm gets the coin collection.
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- Great. What coin collection? - You remember that proof set
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we had hidden in the closet?
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The one that Dewey found and swallowed--
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Oh, yeah, that was 500 bucks down the drain.
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- And not one dime in the strainer. - Whatever happened to the silver tea set?
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- The boys pounded it into a suit of armor. - Wedding china, antique stemware,
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hand-blown crystal butterflies. Why did we even buy those?
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Hal, we have fewer assets today than we did 10 years ago.
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We can't be this broke. We just can't be. Where are the bank statements?
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Right here. Checks and everything. You are not gonna find anything helpful.
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By the way, I would like it noted that I tried to avoid this whole evening
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because I knew this would happen.
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Maybe in the future, you'll trust my judgment.
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You spent 300 dollars on sequins?
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โ™ช And bad mistakes โ™ช
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โ™ช I've made a few โ™ช
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โ™ช I've had my share of sand Kicked in my face โ™ช
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โ™ช But I've come through โ™ช
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โ™ช And I need to go on and on And on and on โ™ช
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โ™ช We are the champions, my friends โ™ช
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โ™ช And we'll keep on fighting Till the end โ™ช
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โ™ช We are the champions โ™ช
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โ™ช We are the champ-- โ™ช
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That was for the car.
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And what about this?
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Five hundred and twenty dollars to the hospital for toy extraction?
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Live, live, die.
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Live, live, live,
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- live, die. - Son, maybe you've been
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- spending too much-- - Silence. Seize him.
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All right, son, I think it's time you goose-stepped off to bed.
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Dad, you're embarrassing me in front of my men.
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Hal.
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Why is this still here?
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Ow!
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Ow.
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Oh, my God.
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Do you realize how much money we spent sending Francis to military school?
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That one we couldn't avoid. He needed the discipline.
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No! No, no!
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Now we are going to do this until you get it right.
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All right, now once more.
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With feeling. And...
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- โ™ช Candy man โ™ช - โ™ช Do do do do do do โ™ช
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- โ™ช Hey, candy man โ™ช - โ™ช Do do do do do do โ™ช
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- โ™ช Who can take a sunrise โ™ช - โ™ช Do do do do โ™ช
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โ™ช Who can take a sunrise โ™ช
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- โ™ช Sprinkle it with dew โ™ช - โ™ช Do do โ™ช
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โ™ช Cover it with chocolate And a miracle or two? โ™ช
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โ™ช Candy man โ™ช
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โ™ช Candy man โ™ช
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- โ™ช The candy man can โ™ช - โ™ช Do do โ™ช
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โ™ช The candy man can โ™ช
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โ™ช The candy man can Because he mixes it with love โ™ช
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โ™ช And makes the world taste good โ™ช
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โ™ช The candy man makes Everything he bakes โ™ช
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- โ™ช Satisfying and delicious โ™ช - โ™ช Do-do-do-do โ™ช
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โ™ช You can even eat the dishes โ™ช
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Why would a bank let us keep an account this messed up?
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There are checks out of sequence. Look, a check from next year.
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And this is two different checks taped together.
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What difference does it make? You know better than anybody.
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We are in the crapper.
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- You sound like you're blaming me. - Oh, you're blaming me?
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We both agreed you would be in charge of the finances.
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This may be part of the problem.
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Okay, let's forget about the finances.
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"Property transfer to the surviving spouse."
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We can do this.
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I think that whoever goes first,
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the other one is gonna wanna stay in the house with the kids until...
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- What? - Nothing.
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- Why are you looking at me like that? - No, I'm just, you know...
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Just I've always known that...
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you'll die first.
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- What? - Then I'll commit suicide few days later.
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- I don't wanna live without you. - What?
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Oh, don't act so surprised.
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- We both know what I'm talking about. - No, I...
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You're wishing me dead? Why would you say such a thing?
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And there is no reaction at all to my suicide.
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That's a real eye-opener.
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What makes you think I'm gonna die first?
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Honey, you just have that kind of personality.
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You operate at a very high level of stress.
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Are you aborigines?
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I have had it.
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Fire?
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Fire?
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Whose damn dog is this?
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I said whose damn dog is this?
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This is the property line.
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The property line. The property line.
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You can't cross the property line.
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Come out here and apologize to me like an adult.
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Oh, that's real mature.
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I can't believe that you're wishing me dead and insulting my personality.
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Calm down, Lois.
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I am just pointing out that I am the far more relaxed person.
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I'll kill you.
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You always...
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I can't hear you.
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- Cheers. - Get in the car and go.
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I do not know...
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Hal.
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Shut up!
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I don't let the stress get to me.
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I haven't had any special training. It's just my way.
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- You are gonna pay for this. - See, that kind of comment
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doesn't help anyone.
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I'm sorry, I only just learned I am a human time bomb.
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And you're not curious about how I'm gonna do it?
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Oh, you are not gonna kill yourself!
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You can't even rip off your own Band-Aids!
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I happen to be very hairy,
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but this is different. I have thought this through.
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It is going to be beautiful and romantic.
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And it's gonna make everyone forget about your stupid funeral!
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The boys.
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- Ow! - If you can't handle that,
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- how are you gonna kill yourself? - You startled me!
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Ow! Stop it!
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Ow!
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How you like that? Ow!
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Ow!
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Ow! Ow! Aah!
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Okay.
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I think we both have a lot to apologize for.
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I am sorry for pulling your hair.
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I'm not proud of the Dutch rub
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or the ear twisting.
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See? We're back on the path to adulthood.
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- Let's get to work. - I agree.
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Let's stop and go to bed.
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Hal, sit down. We're past the worst of it.
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Okay, in the event of death ofboth parents,
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- who do we want to appoint as a guardian? - My family's out.
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Well, they're not going to my family.
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Hello.
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Grandma.
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Oh, jeez.
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Shouldn't we have more choices?
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Doesn't it seem if we die,
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there should be more people willing to give our kids a home?
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- You wanna see a strike? - Malcolm, what are you doing?
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Look at me! I'm the world's greatest bowler!
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I care so much about bowling!
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Bowling is so important!
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Malcolm, come back here!
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You want a strike,
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I'll give you a strike!
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Here's your damn strike!
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Where is he going?
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โ™ช The faster we're falling We're stopping and stalling โ™ช
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โ™ช We're running in circles again โ™ช
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โ™ช Just as things were looking up You said it wasn't good enough โ™ช
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โ™ช But still we're trying one more time โ™ช
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โ™ช Maybe we're just trying too hard โ™ช
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โ™ช When really it's closer Than it is too far โ™ช
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Wow, nice.
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It was.
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โ™ช 'Cause I'm in too deep And I'm trying to keep โ™ช
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โ™ช Up above in my head Instead of going under... โ™ช
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Reese, that was amazing.
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Listen, when the kids at school ask you about this,
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tell them I got under your bra.
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Give them a reason.
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The suspect appears to be resisting.
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Oh, looks like they're taking out the pepper spray.
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โ™ช Can you hear the drums, Fernando? โ™ช
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โ™ช I remember long ago Another starry night like this โ™ช
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โ™ช In the firelight, Fernando โ™ช
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โ™ช You were humming to yourself And softly strumming your guitar โ™ช
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โ™ช I could hear the distant drums โ™ช
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โ™ช And sounds of bugle calls Were coming from afar โ™ช
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โ™ช There was something in the air That night โ™ช
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โ™ช The stars were bright, Fernando โ™ช
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โ™ช They were shining there for you and me โ™ช
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โ™ช For liberty, Fernando โ™ช
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โ™ช Though we never thought That we could lose โ™ช
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โ™ช There's no regret โ™ช
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โ™ช If I had to do the same again โ™ช
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โ™ช I would, my friend-- โ™ช
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One bright spot in all this. We finally agree on something.
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- There's no one to take care of our kids. - You're not gonna even mention Francis?
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- Let's go to bed. - No, no. Why won't you even consider it?
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Hal, this is hard enough without you getting us sidetracked.
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This isn't about Francis. This is about our children.
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- You know what I mean. - Why is Francis such a bad idea?
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He's working, he's married.
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He's showing responsibility.
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I'll be the first to admit Francis was not the easiest kid
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- for you to deal with, but he has changed. - Oh, yeah.
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Big change! He quit school, moved 3,000 miles
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and married someone that he knew for exactly 20 minutes.
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You can't make life decisions on a whim and be a good parent.
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A good parent understands that actions have consequences.
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Lois, we are parents precisely because we can't remember that!
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You have never been able to give him credit
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- for anything good he does. - Good he does?
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- Like what? - Like--
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Look, I am not a performing seal.
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I can't just bark out a list of good deeds while you take a bow
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and throw me a mackerel out of your fanny pack.
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- I can't talk when you're hysterical. - No, no, no.
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You can't get out of this by playing the "my husband is crazy" card.
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It didn't work with the airport security screener, and it won't work now.
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I am stunned!
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That you are even thinking of having him take care of the boys.
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He's the worst-behaved of all of them!
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I love youso much.
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Why don't you just admit it, Lois? You have never liked Francis.
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Is it any surprise why he's been such a mess growing up?
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You can't blame the way Francis is on me.
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You honestlydon't see your part in all of this?
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Parents' weekend at the military school. You two got into a sword fight!
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You dragged him off the field in the middle of a tee-ball game
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because you thought he gave you a look!
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His first words were, "You shut up!"
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Lois, you two have been at each other's throats
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since the day he was born.
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He started it.
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- What? - Nothing.
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No. You said he started it. What does that mean?
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- Just leave me alone. - How the hell
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- can a baby start anything? - I don't know, Hal.
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Everything started so badly right after he was born.
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What, the staph infection? What does that have to do with anything?
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I was stuck in a hospital,
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without my baby.
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Completely isolated.
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For six weeks, all I could do was lie there and worry about him
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and think about how much he needed me to nurse him
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and to hold him.
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When they finally let me out, I run home as fast as I can
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to take care of poor little Francis,
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and when I get there, I discover he's happy.
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He couldn't have cared less I was gone all that time.
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You were taking care of him. He was happy as a clam.
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I was just an intrusion.
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Honey, I had no idea--
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I know it's wrong.
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And I know it's creepy.
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And I can't help it.
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I'm the worst mother of all time.
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It's just as much my fault.
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We've just never gotten this right!
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We are utter failures as parents!
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I mean, look at this pigsty. Look at how we live.
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Why are we bothering even making a will?
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All we can leave our children is misery.
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We are a walking advertisement for forced sterilization.
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Who are the idiots in Washington that allowed us to procreate?
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I mean, this family is an unmitigated disaster.
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Ow. Ow. Oh.
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Eat chalk, evildoer!
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Ow!
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I hit my head!
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Aah!
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Honey, honey, calm down. Let me have a look.
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It really hurts.
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It's bleeding. I know it's bleeding!
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- Dewey, what's 19 times five? - I'm in-- What?
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Nineteen times five. Try to figure it out.
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- Yeah. - Uh...
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- Ten times five is 50, so-- - County or St. John's?
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St. John's. Pediatric emergency opened again.
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Okay, Dewey, everything's gonna be fine. Yeah, for Dr. Flannery.
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Please tell him my son Dewey got a bad bump on his head.
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My husband will meet him at St. John's in 10 minutes.
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Okay, sport. Field trip.
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Can I have a box of apple juice?
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Oh, all we have is apple-cherry.
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- Of course that's all we have. - We're the worst parents in the world.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Did you just call my wife "wide ride"?
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I get it. You gotta make a big show for--
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Oh.
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Whoa.
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Now, you are gonna get up and apologize--
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All right, fight!
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- Get him, Dad! - Come on!
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Come on, work the gut!
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Hold this.
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โ™ช All my life was a paper โ™ช
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โ™ช Once plain, pure and white โ™ช
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โ™ช Till you moved with your pen Changin' moods now and then โ™ช
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โ™ช Till the balance was right โ™ช
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โ™ช And you โ™ช
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โ™ช Decorated my life โ™ช
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โ™ช By paintin' your love โ™ช
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โ™ช All over my heart โ™ช
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โ™ช You decorated my life โ™ช
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โ™ช Ooh, ooh โ™ช
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โ™ช Ooh, ooh โ™ช