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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 3, Episode 20 — Jury Duty

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Malcolm in the Middle
Episode title: Jury Duty
Air date: May 01, 2002
Director: Ken Kwapis
Top billed cast: Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan, Christopher Masterson
Lois gets jury duty and Hal tries to figure out what case she's working on. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese saw Stevie's mom naked and brag about it, they also take Dewey to the sewers and get lost.
Source: TMDB
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What?
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Those kids.
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Not my Frampton Comes Alive.
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Oh!
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"Honest, Dad, we didn't even know you had a watch."
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Thank God they paved the driveway last year.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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♪ Can you repeat the question? ♪
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♪ Life is unfair ♪
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Jury duty? They want me to do jury duty?
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I can't believe this!
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That's not one of the options, Hal.
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We, the jury, promise to faithfully uphold...
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I hope you guys packed enough toilet paper for four people!
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Yeah!
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You're kidding me. How'd you get Piama to give you permission?
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- and she kicked me out for a couple days. - Yeah!
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Oh, my God, Dewey, you're not gonna believe
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- I waited two hours for you! - Dewey, you're not listening.
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This is incredible.
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We just saw Stevie's mom naked.
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when all of a sudden, we hear something behind us.
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We turn around and there she was, in the hallway naked.
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Buck naked, except for her shower cap.
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It was crazy. First she was screaming, then Stevie was screaming,
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then I was screaming.
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Yeah, why'd I do that?
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And then she tore the curtains off the wall to cover up.
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You could still see right through the curtains.
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I'm so glad they just remodeled.
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That is not a good reason!
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Mom walks around here naked all the time!
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She was naked this morning.
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- She was naked in-- - Dewey, if you've just combined
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those two things in my head, I will kill you!
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No, we're good. Anyway, she was crawling down the hall...
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Hal, I gotta get going. Where are the boys?
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They went to the library.
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I know. But if they were doing something really dangerous,
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they'd have come up with a better lie.
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So, deliberations start today.
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- Nervous? - Nice try, Hal.
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- You know I can't talk about the trial. - Okay. Okay.
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So, is the councilman as tall as he seems to be on TV?
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- Hal. - I knew it!
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Your eyebrow went up.
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- It did not. - It's the Panty Bandit, isn't it?
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This isn't right, Lois. We're married.
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We tell each other everything.
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We've never kept secrets from each other in our entire relationship.
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What are you talking about? I keep secrets from you all the time.
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Oh, fine, go!
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Don't want to keep you from your big secret trial.
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Thank you very much.
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- For what? - Oh, nothing.
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Nothing at all.
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You didn't say a word.
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This sucks!
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We've been here 15 hours. We haven't caught a single fish.
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- How much longer is this gonna take? - You never know.
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I've been ice-fishing my entire life, never even seen a fish.
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I'm with Francis.
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- I got bored on the drive down here. - Can we at least talk about something?
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- About what? - I don't know.
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We could use this opportunity to get to know each other a little better.
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You know, one time I walked in on my two dads making love.
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That was...
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Guilty.
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Not guilty.
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And guilty.
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That's seven guilty and five not guilty.
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I guess the point of contention for those of you
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who don't think that Marty did steal the motorcycle--
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Look, if it'll get us out of here earlier, I don't mind changing my vote.
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- What? - I don't feel that strongly either way.
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Yeah, me too. Which side was winning again?
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This is not a question of winning. And I don't think we should be voting
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whichever way gets us out of here the fastest.
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Well, we have to have some basis for deciding.
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There was a trial.
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And evidence, and laws--
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's just vote one more time
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before we get into all that detail.
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We might just get lucky.
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Do the five people who voted not guilty want to change their votes?
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- Me. Guilty. - Whatever.
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There you go. It's unanimous.
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Hey, wait. What do you think you're doing?
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You can't send a 17-year-old kid to jail just because you wanna go home early.
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For God's sake, we took an oath!
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Lady, did you vote guilty?
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- Yes, because-- - Then, there's no problem.
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We're all just agreeing with you. Let's go.
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Fine.
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Then I vote not guilty.
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This is cool.
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There's no alligators down here, right?
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No, that's just made up.
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But if there were, it'd probably be blind, or albino, or transparent.
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But that's not real.
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This is so cool.
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He hasn't shut up all morning.
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I mean, I was just as excited the first time Francis took us.
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It's actually kind of cute.
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- Did you get the snake? - Right here.
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They'll be able to hear him screaming in Russia.
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- Dude, finish your story. - Okay.
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So, then, we noticed she was standing there buck-naked.
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And then I went like this:
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And then Malcolm was like this-- It was incredible.
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The sun was coming through the window behind her. She was glowing.
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A naked glowing angel.
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Hey, Stevie, back me up on this. That's what she looked like, right?
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Can we go now? I get to lead.
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No, rear.
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No, wait. Front! I'll scout ahead!
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- What? - You're talking about his mom.
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- Change the subject. Show some class. - Okay, I get it.
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Whoo! Stevie, is that you or the sewer?
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It turns out it wasn't a boil they removed,
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but the vestiges of my unborn twin.
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- Let's just go. - Yeah.
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- Yeah. - Good idea.
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That's good.
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Best idea I've heard all day.
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Okay, here's something interesting.
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There's a gigantic bear out there!
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Don't worry about it. There are grizzlies all over.
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Just part of living in Alaska.
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How far away is it?
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Well, answer the question.
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It's open!
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- The body was found... - I thought we were having lunch today.
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What? Oh, I'm sorry. I...
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What's all this?
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Just some research I'm doing on the trial Lois got assigned to.
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Oh, my God. The Reyes case?
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Did she say anything about the four-fingered magician?
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- Was he any good? - She won't tell me anything.
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I had to dig all this stuff up on my own.
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Half the information is being suppressed from the jury.
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Now Lois will have to find Monahan guilty.
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Why wouldn't she? He did it.
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Oh, you're a fool. Everyone knows that the wife killed him.
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What are you talking about? She loved him.
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- Didn't you read the letter? - If she was so innocent,
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how come she didn't admit to being married before?
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Because she was underage and it was annulled a week later.
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It means absolutely nothing.
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The judge already ruled that inadmissible.
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This is the same judge that wouldn't allow the cabdriver to testify!
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Well, if the wife did it, why did four witnesses say
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they saw a man leave the crime scene?
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Oh. You mean a man...
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like this?
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- You just drew hair on! - And if I could do it, she could do it.
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Let me see that.
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Okay, here's our mark.
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When we came down here with Francis, this is the farthest we've ever gone.
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This is it? This is as far as you went?
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Who would brag about this?
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Mr. Alligator?
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- So, Stevie, did your mom go to college? - What?
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You know. Did she get a degree or something?
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- I'll bet she was in a sorority. - Wait a minute.
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Unless we thought some girl named Molly Hatchet ruled,
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- this isn't our mark. - No. This has to be it.
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We went right, right, straight, left, right, left,
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straight, and right again.
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No. We went right, left, left, then straight, left, right, straight.
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No. We went...
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right...
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left...
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- straight-- - Oh, man, we're lost!
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- What? No! - Oh, man.
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What are we gonna do?
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Nice. We'll get him crying and then pants him.
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- No, we really are lost. - What? What are we gonna do?
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I knew it. I knew you were gonna find some way to ruin this for me.
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Even when you're trying to be nice, you make me miserable!
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And now I get to die in the sewer. A perfect end to a crappy life!
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- Shut up, Dewey! - All right.
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Let's just focus on finding a way out of here.
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- Stevie's mom must be worried about him. - Shut up about my mom!
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What? I simply made a comment.
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You're a perv!
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I can't help it if I have a healthy interest in the opposite sex.
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Well, they don't return the favor.
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What does that mean?
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Girls hate you.
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That's not true.
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Yes, it is.
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Come on, Reese. You're a joke.
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Yeah. Even I know it.
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So, Marty claims he was at work,
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but his boss says he didn't show up until 6:00.
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We've got the attendant at the gas-station
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who puts Marty's whereabouts there between 4:00 and 4:30.
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- And as we all remember from testimony-- - Can we vote again?
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What's the use? We've been through this five times.
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We vote guilty, she votes not guilty.
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We vote not guilty, she votes guilty.
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Yeah. So, you go first this time.
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All right.
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I abstain.
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What is it that you want, lady?
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I want you to do your job.
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I want you to weigh the facts of this case and make a reasoned decision.
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You have got the sworn testimony of the arresting police officer.
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- In which he clearly states-- - Yeah, if you believe what he says.
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Okay. That's fair enough. It is a question of credibility.
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On one hand you have a 17-year-old high school dropout
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with a history of reckless behavior,
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and on the other, you have 20-year veteran of the police force.
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Well you sure as hell can't trust the cops.
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- They always come up with ways get you. - That's right. My neighbor's a cop
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and he's got a 30-foot boat in his front yard.
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Now, how can he afford a 30-foot boat on a policeman's salary?
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Cops are always getting away with stuff.
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I'll tell you, when I was a kid--
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Stop!
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This is not about how you feel about cops!
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This is not about who you like and who you hate!
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This is about what you believe happened,
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based on the facts of the trial.
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Did Marty or did Marty not in fact steal the motorcycle?
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Wait, I thought Marty was the cop.
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- Yeah. - That's what I thought.
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Fine.
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- Let's go through this again. - Oh, no.
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- Yes? - Is it okay to hate you?
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Absolutely.
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But the money was really being funneled
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to Mr. Reyes' mistress and their love child.
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Once Moynihan found out, it was "Good night, Mr. Reyes!"
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You've got nothing!
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There were witnesses who saw him argue with the victim.
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He can't account for his whereabouts when the murder occurred,
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and they found the murder weapon in his car.
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Means, motive, and opportunity!
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It's all a little too neat!
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Because he's guilty.
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My gut says the partner didn't do it!
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Just saying so doesn't make it so.
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Talk to this guy.
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You're an idiot!
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Oh, my God, that thing's a monster.
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Calm down.
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I've been around bears 40 years. There's nothing to worry about.
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- Really? - Yep. All we gotta do is stay real quiet.
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Pretty soon he'll get bored and fly away.
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That is, unless he's protecting his eggs.
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This is crazy.
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We can't stay here.
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Somebody's gotta make a run for the truck and go get help.
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That's a suicide mission.
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The bear will run down anyone that goes out.
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Well, what are we supposed to do? We can't stay here and starve to death!
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He's right. I say we try it.
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I vote for Eric.
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What?
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Go to hell! I'm not going out there. You go out there.
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Hey, I have a wife at home to take care of.
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Oh, and my life doesn't mean anything?
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How about Artie? He's the camp outcast.
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Big deal.
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Pete's just a toothless old coot. It's a miracle he's lived this long.
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I should've slit your throat when I had the chance.
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This all looks the same.
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Yes, this is the same.
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It's all been exactly the same ever since the day I was born.
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I start to trust them, they make me regret it.
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I get my hopes up, and then they destroy them.
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- I-- - Shut up. We get it!
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Every girlfriend you ever had left you crying like a baby.
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What?
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Oh, who's Mr. Big Shot now?
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I'm a joke with the girls, huh?
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Well, what's worse, being a joke or a crybaby?
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I wasn't crying that hard.
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You wet your pants.
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Oh, like you've ever even been with a girl!
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I have a note from my doctor.
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I could get a doctor if I wanted.
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That doesn't even make sense!
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That's right. Turn on each other.
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Well, you know what?
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No girls like any of you.
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And I don't blame them.
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You're all pathetic.
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You know who's a joke?
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- Girls. - Yeah.
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Why do we like them? They make our lives miserable.
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You can never understand them.
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They always say, "Stop staring at me."
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And they don't laugh at farts.
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They only wanna talk about clothes.
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- They cry all the time. - Yeah.
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Yeah, this is helping us get out.
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Time!
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Time! Time!
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- Eleven minutes. - Ha!
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In your face!
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See?
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The wife did have time to run down here from home!
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That leaves her two minutes to stab him, remove the head,
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and still make it to the party in time!
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It all makes sense!
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Oh, and the blood just magically jumped from the wife's clothes to Moynihan.
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Do you really need this spelled out for you?
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After killing her husband, she ran back, took off the bloody suit,
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and rubbed it over the unconscious Moynihan.
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Impossible!
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You just don't wanna be proven wrong!
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I am not wrong!
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The knife entered at a downward angle.
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She was 5-foot-2.
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He was 6-foot-4.
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She'd have had to ask him to pick her up so she could stab him!
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She could've stood on something!
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Oh, so she brought a stepladder with her to the alley!
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Look! Right here. A milk crate!
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She could've hidden behind the dumpster,
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stood on the milk crate, pulled out the knife,
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and stabbed him several times with a downward motion, like this!
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I may be fat, stupid, color-blind, and dyslexic,
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- but at least I don't have three nipples! - You shut your trap. That's a mole!
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And you!
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Your family changed their name so you couldn't track them down.
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No one will miss you.
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I'm pretty sure it started with an O.
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All three of you are useless pea-brained idiots.
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And for your information, I do suffer more than everybody else.
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This is ridiculous. Let's just vote on it!
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Who votes for Francis?
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Who votes for Eric?
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Artie?
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Pete?
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Four votes, the hut has spoken.
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No, you tricked me. No!
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No. He'll reject me.
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I've tried me.
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I taste awful.
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All right.
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That's the worst thing any of us has ever done.
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I'm not proud of it, but I really don't think we had a choice.
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Like I care about your opinion on anything.
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Wait a minute.
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Why don't we hear eating?
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He got to the truck!
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- Pete! - Pete!
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Pete!
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See you back-stabbing sons of bitches in hell!
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So, the witness saw Marty gassing up the motorcycle a half an hour
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after it went missing.
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Doesn't that gas station closes at 5:00?
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Not on Fridays.
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She pointed that out in the transcript. Uh...
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I think we're ready for another vote.
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Lois?
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- Go ahead. - By show of hands,
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who thinks the defendant is guilty?
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Great. Let's go tell the judge.
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Wait!
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I don't think Marty is guilty.
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What?
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I went through all these papers,
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and it says the kid sings in a church choir.
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I just don't feel a church-going boy would do something like this.
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That is not fact.
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That's bias.
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You are basing a decision on feelings that have nothing to do with facts!
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Facts are things,
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like witnesses seeing Marty steal the bike.
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Like Marty being apprehended while he was driving the stolen bike!
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Like Marty pulling tons of stupid stunts just like this one!
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Those are the facts.
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I just don't wanna send that poor boy to jail.
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Believe me, jail is gonna do a lot more good
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than three years of military school ever did.
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Military school?
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I didn't read anything about military school.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know I saw that somewhere.
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I don't think so, didn't he drop out of vocational school?
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After he transferred from private school,
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where he got caught messing around with the teacher's aide.
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You don't understand, I know for a fact that Francis went--
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Who?
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Oh, my God.
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I think I have to excuse myself from this jury.
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All in favor?
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After all that?
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I'm trying to be the best me I can be,
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but I don't know what to say to girls, so, I just say something mean.
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I guess I'm afraid of getting hurt, so, I hurt them first.
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I think my problem is
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I get so frustrated over the things I can't control.
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I forget that they're people with their own will and their own needs.
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I play...
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mind games.
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It's all I have.
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Why isn't there ever a flash flood when you need one?
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You know, I really want a girlfriend.
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I really want somebody to hang out with.
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Yeah. Someone you can talk to.
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Someone to hug.
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Someone to show my poetry to.
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You write poetry?
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I dabble.
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What do you think of Brenda Pollock?
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She's really nice. She'd be good for you.
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You'd make a cute couple.
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I thought so, too.
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Hey, I know this sounds weird, but can I read you something I wrote?
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We'd love it.
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Hey.
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What happened? Did you read them your poetry?
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You guys can't even do this right.
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I really wanna serve on another jury.
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I know, I messed up this time, but the next time I will do it right.
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I'm not responsible for scheduling that.
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I'm sure you have connections.
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Please. I just need another chance.
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There was some kind of mistrial earlier.
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Everything's backed up. You have to wait.
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I'll do the best I can,
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if you promise to stop bothering me right now.
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Deal. I gotta go.
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My husband's probably going crazy without me.
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