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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 3, Episode 2 โ€” Emancipation

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Leaving so soon, cadet?
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Sir, by statute 614 of the Alabama Legal Code
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I am officially emancipated and considered an adult.
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An adult who no longer chooses to attend Marlin Academy.
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I have copies of the documents here, if you want to see them again.
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Oh, no need.
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I'm sure that everything was done on the up-and-up.
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But let me tell you something, cadet.
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In all my years at this academy
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I have never had a student who was more bullheaded,
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more committed to avoid learning at all costs.
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A cadet who's constant byword was insubordination.
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Thank you, cadet.
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What?
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Before you came to this academy
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I was bored, uninspired and this close to retiring.
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But your insolence and stupidity have been the irritating grain of sand
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around which has formed the pearl of my renaissance.
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I like me again. Cadet.
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As a thanks, I want you to have this.
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Normally these are reserved for cadets who have distinguished themselves
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or whose parents have donated a building,
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but you've left your mark here in your own way.
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So what the heck.
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Wow, sir, this is great.
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Farewell, cadet.
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- Thank you so much. - Now, careful, that's razor--
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Summer's over.
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Hello, babies.
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How's baby school, babies?
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Didn't high school start a half hour ago?
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Ow, ow, ow.
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He gives a wedgie that'll knock your socks off.
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I'm not just saying that because he's got me in a headlock.
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He's the man.
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Notice anything?
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He was a Krelboyne.
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We won't have to talk down to him.
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Ooh.
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One time net worth 200 million.
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Now 137 dollars.
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Here he comes! Here he comes!
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Hurry up.
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Get out of my way.
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- Who's Dabney? - That's me, sir.
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I took the liberty of ordering you a decaf soy latte.
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Let me guess.
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Emotionally needy.
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Closet bed-wetter. You get no affection at home
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so you'll be seeking it from me. Look elsewhere, son.
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Who's the anal-retentive outsider?
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With repressed matricidal tendencies?
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It was from me, sir.
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Please, stop.
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As you may or may not know I was once one of you, a Krelboyne.
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And I'm sure I would have made the same lame attempt to ingratiate myself
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to the new softheaded thick-wit teaching my class.
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Oh, yes. I've been there. I've been coddled and preened.
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"Oh, you're a genius."
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"You can do anything you set your mind to. It must be so easy being you."
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Well, bull--
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All that gets you is an ex-wife and $14 million in debt.
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Now I refuse to let you fall into the trap society has set for you.
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Playtime is over, children.
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You've had a free ride so far.
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It's about time somebody motivated you, challenged you,
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tested your mental limits.
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Granted, I don't have a teaching certificate
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from a two-year community college like most of the people I said hello to
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this morning in the teachers' lounge.
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I'm just gonna try to muddle through with my double doctorate from Harvard.
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- This is a test. - Correct. You have 20 minutes.
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There are six essay questions.
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I'm sorry, I thought this was the gifted class. Begin.
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- Thanks for the ride. - Are you sure about this Alaska thing?
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Oh, absolutely.
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I don't know, I heard Alaska's supposed to be a hole.
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Are you kidding?
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Cruise ships go up there.
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Only for about six weeks in the summer. Isn't it dark the rest of the year?
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I don't have to justify myself to you. I don't have to justify myself to anyone.
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That's why I got emancipated, okay?
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Okay.
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Good luck with your parents.
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Yeah, well, they had a week to think about it.
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We'll see how they take it.
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You, you.
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You ungrateful son of a...
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This wasn't meant to hurt you!
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After all we've done.
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All I'm saying is that you can get your diploma first, then do what you want.
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It's all about maximizing your options.
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Taking the long view.
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Sorry about using the closer.
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Nonsense. I wouldn't have taught it to you if I didn't want you to use it.
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Listen, what do I always say?
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- The nards are fair game. - The nards are fair game.
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Look, sometimes you're presented with an opportunity you can't pass up.
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I hope you understand.
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I'm not the one to worry about.
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I know, and I wanna get this straight with Mom.
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That's why I came here.
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Okay, then. Honey.
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Your son has something to say to you.
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Huh. I didn't know the Henderson's painted their house.
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Well, I have your test results.
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You all got A's.
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But, since this is the gifted class,
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I also factored in cogency of argument,
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economy of language and penmanship, which enabled me to do this.
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- What is that? - A ranking board.
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- But I thought you said we all got A's. - Oh, you did.
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But some of you got better A's than others.
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- But we all still have A's? - Of course.
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So, what does being number one get you?
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Nothing.
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Just the knowledge that you are number one.
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Or that you are not number one.
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Yes, number five?
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It's Dabney, sir.
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I know. What is it, number five?
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I forgot.
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What a jerk.
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Is that what we're gonna turn out like?
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If I ever start acting like that you have to promise to kill me.
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No. No more death pacts.
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Don't worry about it.
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The only way that stupid board can have an effect on us is if we let it.
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Those numbers mean nothing.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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You were studying?
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No, I wasn't. My book just fell open at this page.
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You know, I'm really not hungry.
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I think I left my recess stuff in my locker.
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Oh, my God. High school is awesome.
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They have an entire room just for detention.
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They put you in with juniors and seniors.
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Some of them have records.
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It's really inspiring.
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- What are you looking at? - Francis.
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- He's still out there? - Yeah, he's eating out of the bird feeder.
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Who's shoes are these?
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Who left their shoes in the living-room?
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- Those are mine, I'm sorry. - You're right, you're sorry!
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Leaving your shoes around like you don't even care about them.
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I hope you like walking to school in your socks!
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I said I'm sorry.
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Well, I've heard sorry before.
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I don't think so.
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Okay. I tell you what we're gonna do.
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From now on when you wanna wear shoes, you check them out.
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Sign them in. Sign them out. Just like a library.
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Clean up those toys!
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Oh, thanks. It is freezing out there.
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Hey, it's good to see you guys. I really missed you.
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What's that for?
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Emancipation? What, you're divorcing the family now?
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How could you do this to Mom?
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She left me no choice.
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Ow.
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We've done a lot of bad things to Mom, but we'd never abandoned her.
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I'm not abandoning her. I'm just going to Alaska.
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That's 5,000 miles away.
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It is not-- Five thousand miles? Are you serious?
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Oh, my God. It's gonna take me forever to get up there.
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Then don't go.
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Guys, you have to understand.
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I'm not doing this to hurt anybody, I just...
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I really think this is my best chance to make something of myself.
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Tell it to Mom.
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I can't, she won't talk to me. She's being so immature.
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In the meantime I'm stuck outside in the freezing cold.
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Hey, would it be all right if I slept in here tonight?
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Certainly the whale represents the search for God.
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But that could be limiting.
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We could say it was the search for the self.
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Melville could be considered a pre-existentialist.
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But you can't deny that the whale could also be the search for truth
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which has been a theme throughout his whole oeuvre.
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But you can't overlook the fact that it is an actual whale,
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which was the biggest industry in the 19th century.
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The oil was used in lamps, soaps and even cosmetics.
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Today whaling is outlawed,
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but many Aleutian islanders are legally allowed to harvest whales,
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for ritual purposes.
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But I digress!
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Wow.
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Nine places.
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That's gotta be a record.
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Okay, on to new business.
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This Friday, Principal Littledove will be dropping by for an evaluation.
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I think he'll be very impressed with what he sees.
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I don't think he'll understand it,
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but I think his tiny brain
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will have the dim perception of the progress you can make
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when students are properly motivated.
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Who would like to sink their teeth into some Bernoulli equations?
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Oh.
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Come on, guys. Look at yourselves.
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If we don't let those stupid rankings get to us, they mean nothing.
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Easy for you to say, number one.
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I have a name.
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We all have names.
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Oh, my God.
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I can't remember mine.
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This is ridiculous. School used to be the one place
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where you were truly happy, and Herkabe has taken that away from you.
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That stupid board is ruining our lives. We can't let him do that.
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What choice do we have?
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We have the choice that people have had for centuries.
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We can choose to fail.
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Like the French?
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You mean, we tank today's test?
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No, we don't tank it.
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We nuke it.
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Every answer wrong.
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No complete sentences.
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No punctuation!
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And we use number three pencils.
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You can't rank zeroes.
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That's brilliant.
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He'll have no choice but to throw out his stupid system.
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We'll be free!
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Yeah!
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I'm very disappointed in you.
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Everyone else, nice job.
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Sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I tried.
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My hand wouldn't let me.
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I regret nothing.
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Interesting gambit,
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but I guess the lemmings didn't follow you off the cliff.
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When you spend some time in the real world you realize you can't fight the system.
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And now...
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I'm the system.
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Don't worry, I just let the air out.
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We can talk while I put on your spare.
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I'm sorry I had to resort to this,
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but you have to give me five minutes so we can talk.
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โ™ช Oh, oh, oh โ™ช
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I can talk over the music!
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โ™ช ...in the subway, darling โ™ช
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You can't drive on a flat!
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โ™ช Don't stand in the pouring rain โ™ช
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You're gonna ruin your rims!
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โ™ช Don't sleep in the subway, darling โ™ช
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That was a red light!
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You might want to notice my entire opening paragraph is a palindrome.
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You might want to notice...
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my formatting.
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- What's this? - A study of irrigation techniques
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of pre-Roman society and how they led to the advancement of Western civilization.
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I thought we were just studying Mesopotamian farming techniques.
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We were.
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I used that as a jumping-off point.
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I saw how their influences spread through the Egyptians,
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the Carthaginians, basically through the whole ancient world.
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I think you'll be very happy with this paper.
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Very nice,
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number 12.
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It's nice to see a little effort put forth
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while some are content to do the absolute minimum.
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So he wants to play.
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Ho-ho, we'll play, all right.
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What is it we're playing?
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โ™ช I've been on tenterhooks Ending in dirty looks โ™ช
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โ™ช Listening to the Muzak Thinking 'bout this 'n' that โ™ช
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โ™ช She said, "That's that I don't want to chitter-chat" โ™ช
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โ™ช Turn it down a little bit Or turn it down flat โ™ช
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โ™ช Pump it up When you don't really need it โ™ช
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โ™ช Pump it up Until you can feel it โ™ช
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โ™ช Hey โ™ช
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โ™ช Pump it up โ™ช
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โ™ช Until you can feel it โ™ช
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โ™ช Pump it up When you don't really need it โ™ช
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โ™ช Don't really need it โ™ช
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โ™ช Don't really need it โ™ช
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Okay, I think we're ready to show Principal Littledove
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what the right kind of motivation can accomplish.
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Well done, class.
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You know, maybe we should just put our heads down
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and take a rest for a moment, shall we?
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Yes? One-to-the-11th?
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Did you know I can count to a million by prime numbers?
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I can too!
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So can I!
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It's easy.
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That's not necessary.
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Two, three...
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Five, seven.
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11, 13, 17, 19.
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23, 29, 31.
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Now by hundreds.
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One-oh-one, 211, 307,
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401, 503, 601.
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Seven!
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Seven.
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No!
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Okay, that is enough, one-to-the-11th.
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By a thousand! 1,009, 2,003. Now back by hundreds.
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Two thousand eleven, 2,203.
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Two, 11. No!
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Where are you going, number three?
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It's hot!
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It's hot and I'm stupid!
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I'm stupid too!
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Everybody please remain seated.
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I'm Zero!
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Zero-to-the-Zeroth!
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I'm nothing!
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I'm invisible!
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Boy, that's quite a show for your first week here.
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You were right. You can't beat the system.
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But you sure can break it.
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I love you guys. I'll write you when I get there, okay?
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Someday when you come back
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and you're unemployed and have no place to live,
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you can come stay at my castle.
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Thanks, bud.
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He's leaving.
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He just wants to talk to you.
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Just hear him out.
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Lois, this...
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This has got to stop.
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He's going very far away,
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and you're not gonna see him for a very long time.
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Honey, there are moments in life that you just don't get back,
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and I know you.
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If you do not deal with this now it will haunt you forever.
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Fine.
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I've lost a son but gained a baby.
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I tried.
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I know.
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Are you sure this is what you want?
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Well, it better be.
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Francis.
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I'm listening.
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This is what you get! This is what you get for the way you treated me!
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I'm going to Alaska, and you'll be left without a son!
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And the horrible way you treated me is now a matter of public record!
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I treated you?
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We've made sacrifice after sacrifice for you,
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and you've caused us nothing but pain!
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You want pain? I've got your scars, baby. Three and a half years in that school!
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- We went without for that school! - Oh!
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Oh, maybe I should thank you?
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Thank you, mother, for making my life a living hell!
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Living hell? You've been a problem since the day you were born.
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Your problems are over, lady, because I'm out of here!