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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 2, Episode 25 โ€” Flashback

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Come on!
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You said I could play.
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- You have to go down there again. - No.
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You're the only one that will fit.
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No. I always go get it and you never let me play.
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- We'll let you play. - We promise.
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Come on, throw it here.
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- You promised. - No way.
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You promised.
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The first 50 times he got it, it was funny, then it was just sad.
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It's not fair! It's my turn!
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Now it's funny again.
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โ™ช I don't know โ™ช
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โ™ช Life is unfair โ™ช
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Can't we watch what he wants?
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Shows we can find a way to persevere,
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no matter how many times we're defeated.
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No, don't put on the rocket skates.
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Hal, can I see you?
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- Just a second, the coyote-- - Hal.
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Just saying, you're the woman.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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I can't be trusted with these things.
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I mean, you're the gatekeeper!
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That is the stupidest thing you have ever said!
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Mom and Dad are fighting.
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You cannot be pregnant.
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We're not ready for this.
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When have we ever been ready for this?
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Okay, go ahead.
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The blessed state of matrimony is a sacred place--
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- Oh, God! - Maybe we should get you to the hospital.
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No! I will not have our baby born out of wedlock!
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I don't understand why you're so hung up on this.
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Up until last week, a marriage certificate was just a piece of paper.
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I changed my mind!
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And it made me the happiest man in the world.
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- Welcome home, Francis. - Yeah.
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This place is beautiful.
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Oh, thanks. I can't take any credit for it.
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The decorator did everything.
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Let's see. Oh, look, just keep the change.
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One second. One second.
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I forgot something. I am so rattled.
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There. Have a cigar. It's Cuban.
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- Thanks. - You're welcome.
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Wow!
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Hey, Mommy.
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Hal, we have a baby.
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Yes, we do.
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The baby.
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Fragile...
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helpless little baby.
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He's beautiful. We're so lucky, aren't we?
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Huh? Yeah. Lucky.
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You think we'll be good parents?
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You kidding? The best.
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Think it's gonna change our relationship?
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Our what? No. No.
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We get along so well now,
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and everybody says a baby changes things.
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- Oh, I better feed him. - Why?
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I think he's getting kind of fat.
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The nurse said I should feed him every four hours.
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Well, did you get a look at the nurse?
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Hal, where is the baby?
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I don't know how to say this exactly, but I think the baby's...
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in the closet!
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Here he is.
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- Perfectly safe. - You put the baby in the closet?
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You left the milk out on the counter.
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Come here, Francis.
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I'm never gonna let you out of my sight again.
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- Hey, Mom, is it okay if I have the-- - Go away!
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All I'm saying is that you were the one
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who wore jeans with that rip above the knee.
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If I got rid of everything that made you hot and bothered,
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I'd be running around with a handkerchief and a baseball cap.
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- Stop it. - What do you want from me?
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- I'm only human. - Please.
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When you cross that threshold into the bedroom,
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you become more beast than man.
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Fine, everything is my fault!
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Oh, great. Here come the waterworks.
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Stupid bug.
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What's wrong with Mom and Dad?
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Just wait. In an hour, they'll be all lovey-dovey.
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It's disgusting.
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Stupid bug.
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Ow!
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You stupid-- Ah! Ow! Ow. Ow.
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Okay, Francis is down for his nap.
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I emptied the dishwasher, put another load in the laundry.
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I didn't have time to scrape the pudding out of your hair dryer. Maybe tomorrow.
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Bye.
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When will you be home?
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I don't know, 5:00, 6:00... 9:00.
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Did you say 9:00?
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Honey, I canceled another appointment to come home for lunch.
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I have to get caught up.
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This is ridiculous. You're working 14-hour days.
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This baby's trying to beat me to death from the inside
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and Francis is out of control.
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Something has got to change.
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I'll talk to my boss.
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You said that before.
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The Collins account was dumped into my lap.
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It wasn't a good time. Now is better.
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Okay? Love you.
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Marty, I have been the leader in sales for this company for five years running.
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No one has ever done that before.
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All I'm asking is to cut back on my hours just a tiny bit
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so I can help out at home.
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- You have kids, you know how it is. - Absolutely, Hal.
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Don't worry. We'll find a way to make this work.
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Hey, Hal.
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Hey, Phil.
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Hal and Supplies.
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What?
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I trained that guy.
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I gave him half the names in his Rolodex.
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And you know what he said to me this morning?
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"We need more toner."
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And he didn't even need toner!
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- Another contraction? - No!
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He's kicking me in between contractions. What is with this kid?
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Are we having fun yet?
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Okay, let's take a look in the oven.
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Ow! God! How far along am I?
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I swear he's biting my kidney.
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Only two centimeters dilated.
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I think you've got four or five hours at least.
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- No. - Honey, the doctor--
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No! He is coming out now! I have had it with this!
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You are coming out right now, mister!
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Uh-uh-uh. What are you doing? It's not time to push.
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- You're just going to prolong your labor. - Great.
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Make it a challenge.
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You're going to tire yourself out.
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And when it comes time to really push, you're going to be exhausted.
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All I'm saying is you can try to force this,
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it's just not gonna-- Oh, my God! Nurse!
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You're doing great. Remember to breathe.
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Hal. God, do you think we're really ready for a second baby?
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We're gonna have twice as many kids and half the money.
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- What's it gonna do to us? - We'll...
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We'll find a way. You know, we love each other.
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We'll adjust.
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We'll make it work. I mean, they're just kids.
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Here he comes.
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Ow!
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My God, he kicked me in the nose.
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We'll be fine.
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What took you so long?
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I couldn't go to the Lucky Aide where you work, could I?
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What, so you drove clear across town?
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You wanna go over the route I took so you can criticize that too?
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- Damn. Who's in there? - I'm busy.
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- Backyard. - Are you out of your mind?
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Let's go. I'll let you choose the most direct route.
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- Are Mom and Dad getting a divorce? - What are you talking about?
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They're really mad at each other.
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Everything will be fine.
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How do you know?
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It used to scare me, but they have a way of working things out.
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How?
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- I don't know. They just do. - But how?
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How do I say this?
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Shut up.
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Ha, ha! Does Reese want the bear?
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Reese wants the bear.
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This is smaller than the apartment.
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So you keep reminding me.
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That apartment was no place to raise children.
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There was nothing there, but museums and nightclubs
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and trendy restaurants...
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It's so sad.
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Well, at least we'll have a yard to putter around in.
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I can't wait to get my hands on this lawn!
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- Ow! - Oh, okay, okay, boys, enough playing.
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It's time for Reese's lessons.
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What will it be today, son, huh?
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Russian literature?
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Or should we brush up on the circulatory system, hm?
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Circulatory system it is.
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Yeah, great.
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Just ignore the eight-months-pregnant woman carrying the boxes.
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โ™ช Art! Mona Lisa was by da Vinci โ™ช
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โ™ช Science! The radio was built by Marconi โ™ช
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โ™ช Math! Nine is the product Of three times three โ™ช
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โ™ช Natural History! Darwin said we all come from monkeys โ™ช
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โ™ช But not literally โ™ช
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Hal, will you stop it?
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Lois, we have got to do this 35 minutes, three times a day.
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All Reese does is sit there.
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He's a thinker, Lois.
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He's an intensely focused, peerless thinker.
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He's absorbing information.
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Studies show that developing young minds
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absorb information at a phenomenal rate.
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Hal, he's two years old. He calls you phone.
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I don't know who you think this is helping, but it's not Reese.
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He just hit my trigeminal nerve!
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We've been working on the nervous system.
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Oh, Hal, will you come down to reality long enough to help me unpack?
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Lois, did it ever cross your mind
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that it might be nice to support what I am doing here?
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You know, that's a good question. What are you doing here?
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I'll tell you what you're not doing. That's helping!
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You know, I think...
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that I should go for a drive before I say something I'll regret.
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Phone go bye-bye!
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Oh, honey.
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Oh, sweetheart, it's okay.
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Mommy and Daddy are just having a tough time.
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For the last few months.
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But don't worry-- Ow!
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Oh, no. Oh, no, not now.
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Hal!
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Okay, we're going on a little drive,
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and Daddy will figure out where we are eventually,
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and we'll be together at the hospital.
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I don't need to go to the hospital.
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No, it's for me.
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You're lying. You want to give me a shot.
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That was last time, and I apologized. Now get in the car!
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โ™ช Mommy's a liar โ™ช
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โ™ช Mommy's a liar โ™ช
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- Francis, unlock the door. - Ha, ha!
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Unlock the door now.
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You're a liar! You stay out!
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Please. Mommy has to go to the hospital.
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Say you're sorry!
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Open the door!
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Say you're poopy!
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I will not say I'm poopy! Open that door!
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I'm having a baby!
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Congratulations!
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Oh!
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What's going on?
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Your wife just gave birth on your front lawn.
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Congratulations, I guess.
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Oh, my Lord! Oh!
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Want the rest of my Slurpee?
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Leave me alone, Hal.
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- Need any help? - Leave me alone, Hal.
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Take this.
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Couldn't spring for the one-minute test. This one takes five.
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Four more minutes we get to spend together, dear.
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Don't take that tone with me.
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I'm sorry. This is the only tone I have.
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It's my "I'm panicking about our future" tone.
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How can we afford this?
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Have you thought about that?
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No, I've just been enjoying peeing in the yard so much,
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- I haven't thought about anything! - Another snappy comeback!
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- That's very helpful! - I'm not being helpful?
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Let me give it to you straight, Hal!
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Why don't you take that stick and shove it up your--
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Reese, Reese.
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Please just sit here for five minutes, please. I'm begging you.
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Here. Play with this.
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Malcolm, would you please pick up your stuff?
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And what is a four-year-old playing with a microscope for, anyway?
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I see you still haven't moved the microwave.
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As I have pointed out several times,
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this is the only socket in the kitchen that works.
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Perhaps we could afford the extravagance of an extension cord!
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Oh, we have extension cords,
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but they're all being used to power the space heater in the bedroom
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because somebody gets chills.
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Well, perhaps you'd like to share your bed with someone who doesn't get chills.
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Hi, Lois.
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What did he do this time?
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Took a joyride in a street cleaner.
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- Get in here. - Francis.
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Here's the summons.
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Your juvenile court date's on the 12th, and, well, you know the drill.
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Thank you, officer.
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They caught you on a street cleaner?
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What were you thinking?
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That it went faster.
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Go to your room. Are you happy now?
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Me? How is this my fault?
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You are always regaling him with tales of your wild youth.
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Those are cautionary tales.
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Cautionary tales do not end with "It was so cool."
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Mom, I think I broke my chemistry set.
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- In a second, Malcolm. - Do me a favor.
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Make me a list of pre-approved childhood memories
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so I know what I can and what I can't share with the boys.
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Oh, for God's sake, hold still.
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That's not gonna work. Drive him to the emergency room.
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We do not need to go to the emergency room.
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- Mom! - Hal, you're forcing it
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further in his mouth, and he's gonna choke!
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For once, will you stop telling me how wrong I am?
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And will you stop telling me what to do?
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- What the...? - I tried to make invisible ink,
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but I think I made chlorine gas.
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Come on, everybody out! Out, now, come on, out!
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Go!
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Okay.
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We all here? Okay, good.
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We're fine. We'll just let the house air out and...
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- Rain! Yeah! - Yeah!
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Okay, let's hear it!
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This has got to be my fault somehow.
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So go ahead.
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Say it! Come on.
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I'm the cause of all that is bad in the universe!
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Everything that I touch turns to crap!
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And now I bring you rain!
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Oh, you'll feel better once you get it out in the open, Lois!
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Come on!
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I'm having the baby.
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Oh.
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Well, that's good...
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because the car keys are inside the house.
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So I can either suffocate by going back in there to get them
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or you can have another baby out here on the lawn!
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Try the azaleas! Maybe they'll finally bloom!
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We can't do this!
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We are not having a baby with us like this.
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We have to figure out a way to fix this.
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I can get a night job and--
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No, we have to figure out a way to fix us.
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And I don't mean just now
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because we're always gonna have hard times.
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We have to figure out a way to get through without killing each other.
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Well, I'm open to suggestions.
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Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
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You're going to tell me three... No, five... No, seven!
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I want you to tell me seven things you love about me.
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Seven reasons why this is all worthwhile.
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Seven reasons why we're still here.
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- Seven? - Seven.
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I have to believe every one of them and you have to say them all right now.
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- Seven? - Oh, just please.
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- Okay, okay, okay. - Just do it.
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I... I love...
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I love how your neck smells in the morning.
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Okay. That's one.
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I love how every one of your toes looks like it came from another person's foot.
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Oh, God.
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And I love how you're honest and fearless
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and how when I'm sick, you treat me like a baby.
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Okay, that last one counts for two.
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- You got three more to go. - Okay.
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I can tell you that I just adore this.
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The way your forehead gets all crinkly when you're worried.
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And I love the way you cut your crust off your toast
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even though you end up eating both.
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I love your loyalty and your kindness
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and that you still suck in your gut whenever I walk into the room.
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I love how you didn't dump me
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when you found out that I love you.
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I love that you still married me even after you met my parents.
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I love that nothing in my life...
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not cribbage with my dad, not a...
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a new Van Halen album...
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not even an old Van Halen album, for that matter,
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- or any of their solo albums... - Hal. Hal.
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I love that nothing in my life is complete until I've shared it with you.
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I love how you send the boys to their room
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just so we can have some alone time.
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I just love you.
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โ™ช I know, I know, I know We've been here once before โ™ช
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That's my sandwich.
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โ™ช I know, I know, I know We've been here once before โ™ช
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You know, I wouldn't give up a single one of them.
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They're our boys.
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No one else can say that.
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They're our boys.
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- Negative. - All that worrying for nothing.
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- A girl would have been nice. - Are you kidding?
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We've got you outnumbered five to one now, and we're still losing.
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โ™ช We've been here once before We've been here that's for sure โ™ช
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Boys, go to your room!
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โ™ช I know, I know โ™ช