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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 2, Episode 18 — Reese Cooks

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Malcolm in the Middle
Episode title: Reese Cooks
Air date: March 04, 2001
Director: Jeff Melman
Top billed cast: Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan, Christopher Masterson
A cooking class energizes Reese; a planned party irks Malcolm, whose brutal honesty hurts the hostess, Krelboyne Cynthia.
Source: TMDB
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I had a bad dream.
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It's okay, sweetie. Here, come on.
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Come on. It's okay now.
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What was your dream?
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I dreamed...
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there was this man outside the door...
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with a big knife...
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and he wanted to tie everyone up...
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and kill them...
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and eat their eyeballs.
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Good night.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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♪ Can you repeat the question? ♪
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♪ Life is unfair ♪
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Hey. What you doing there, son?
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I have to prove Kepler's third law of planetary motion.
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- What's Dewey doing? - He's coloring.
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Well, I'd better get in there.
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Dad, there's this crazy guy chasing me.
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I didn't hear anything.
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Oh...
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Hello again, Hal.
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All right. Fine.
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- Oh, I got nothing. - How long is this going to take?
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We'd better come up with something before he winds up being a problem for the state.
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I don't know, maybe we should try something other than punishing him.
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- Like what? - Maybe Reese needs more attention.
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Positive attention.
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When I was his age, I always wanted someone there to talk to,
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to hang out with, be a role model.
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Oh, Hal, I don't know.
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Lois, that boy needs a father figure, and I really think it should be me.
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Here you go.
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What is Cynthia doing?
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We thought you would know, given your relationship.
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We don't have a relationship.
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It's okay to feel.
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Shut up.
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Hey, guys. Here you go.
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I'm having a party this weekend.
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Don't lose those invitations,
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'cause no one gets past my dad without them.
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A party.
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An actual, non-self-delusional- figment-of-my-imagination party.
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Is it your birthday?
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No, it's just for socializing. You know, it's weird.
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I've been here for a month and a half, and you guys are the only friends I have.
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You're kidding.
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I'm serious.
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It may be hard for you guys to believe,
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but some people have trouble making friends.
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Cynthia, are you sure you want to sound so--?
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I wish I'd thought of this.
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I know. It's gonna be so great.
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I'm finally gonna make some friends.
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- What do you think, Malcolm? - It sounds great. It should be a...
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party.
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- Fingers crossed. - Yeah.
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All right!
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Hey, Eric, how's it going?
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You just missed your third history deadline, Francis.
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I am not going to Spangler's summer school
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'cause my partner blew off his half of the project.
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Didn't you get my half? I slipped it under your door.
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- This is your half? - Yeah.
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This is my half!
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Well, if I knew you were gonna go so overboard,
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I would have spent a little more time on my section.
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You photocopied a page out of the dictionary.
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Okay. I messed up. There's still time.
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- When's this thing due, again? - The 20th.
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And you're worried?
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We have over a week.
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My half took me two months.
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Okay, I guess I'm just gonna have to buckle down and get it done, then.
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All right. I'll go to the library and get some books.
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You stay here and organize your notes.
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Sounds like a plan.
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Sixty-eight degrees.
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Perfect paper-writing temperature.
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Let's get to it.
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- You said we were trying something new. - That's right, we are.
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So, this isn't a punishment?
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No. Why would you say that?
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'Cause you keep looking at me and saying stuff.
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I am paying attention to you.
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But, Dad, a cooking class?
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Come on, Reese, open your mind.
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The art of cooking is as masculine as any of these other courses.
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Judo, riflery, kickboxing...
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Anyone can fight, but it takes a special man
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to craft a truly great Bolognese sauce.
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I still feel like I'm in trouble.
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Hi, I'm Cynthia.
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We don't know each other, but I'm having a party.
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See how it says "Eight till question mark"?
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That means it could go on ad infinitum.
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See you there.
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Hi, I'm Cynthia. We don't know each other, but...
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What is she doing, inviting the whole school?
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I'm sorry. I can't talk right now.
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I'm saving all my good conversation for the party.
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For instance, there's an interesting piece
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in this month's New England Journal of Medicine.
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Hey, that's my anecdote.
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I hope...
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my wheelchair...
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fits in the...
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make-out closet.
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I hope you come with an appetite. I'm serving cookies
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shaped like famous Communist revolutionaries.
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Hi, I'm Cynthia.
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Uh...
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- Cynthia, can I talk to you for a second? - Sure.
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Tell all your friends!
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How many people are you inviting?
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God, who knows?
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I left a stack of invitations at the library
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and a stack at the arcade.
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I figure people will appreciate the personal touch.
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Don't you think you're overreaching?
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What are you talking about?
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I'm afraid you're setting yourself up for a giant disappointment.
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I mean, when ten people don't show up, it's a drag.
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When 300 people don't show up, it's, like, total humiliation.
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Well, I guess lots of people will have to show up, then.
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Cynthia, you're a Krelboyne.
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Krelboynes have Krelboyne parties.
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You don't know how many friends I'm capable of making.
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Yes, I do. Zero. Just like the rest of us.
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Cynthia, no one's coming to your party.
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Oh, yeah? Well, it so happens the Kinko's man said
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I set a new record for laminated invitations.
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So? That doesn't mean anything.
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- I know what this is. You're jealous. - Jealous?
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Making friends obviously doesn't come easy to you.
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So, you hide in your safe little circle
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while people like me throw big parties
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and make lots of friends and enjoy life.
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Hmm, bitter. What a surprise.
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The key to quick chopping is to rest the blade against your knuckles
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and slowly pull back as we...
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- Who chopped that? - I did.
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Let's see it again.
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Oh, my word.
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Actually, his slices are a little more uniform than yours.
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And you say you've never cooked anything before?
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Intentionally? No.
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Remarkable.
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Sit down and listen to me!
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I am sick of this!
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It's been two days, and you haven't done a lick of work.
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And I can't believe I let you drag me to that movie.
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I know. I'm beginning to question the whole talking-dog genre.
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Know what would get our mind off that? Another round of miniature golf.
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No. No miniature golf.
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You have to get to work.
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You're right. When you're right, you're right. Let's get to it.
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These two books are on the war itself, so, you can breeze through them
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'cause your half of the project is on Reconstruction.
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
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But I will, 'cause I'm not leaving this room for the next 10 hours.
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That's what I like to hear.
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Now, before I go, do you need anything?
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I don't want you leaving this room.
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No, just stop bothering me. I'm trying to study.
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All right, Harvey, let's see if you can break Brent's record.
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You have to beat an hour and four minutes.
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Go.
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Sorry I'm late!
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Craig ran off some kids and needed me to walk him to his car.
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I'll have dinner ready in just one second.
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Shh, shh, shh.
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Look.
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- Well? - It's hot.
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And it needs another bay leaf.
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Just look at him.
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After tasting his chocolate soufflé,
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the class actually gave him a standing ovation.
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- Reese? - Yeah.
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Dewey, are you happy with how those are julienned?
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- I think so. - Go check the brioche.
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The bread in the oven?
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Oh.
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Dad, I just wanted to let you know how much that cooking class means to me.
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If you hadn't signed me up for it,
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I never would've known that something so stupid...
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could be so much fun.
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Thanks.
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Oh, come on, that's gotta make you feel good.
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Oh, look at Malcolm, surrounded by all his friends.
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I wonder what he owes his social success to.
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What do you think, Invisible Friend Number 1?
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Leave me alone.
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There you go again, pushing people away.
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You know, Malcolm, if you wanna make friends,
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you have to extend yourself.
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You're right. I'm gonna work on that. See you.
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It's sad, really. I feel sorry for you.
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You know what? I just got the greatest idea.
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It's the perfect way to break you out of your self-protective shell.
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- What are you talking about? - You're gonna cohost the party with me.
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Come on.
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Hi, I'm Cynthia and this is Malcolm.
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- We're cohosting a party this weekend... - Let go.
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...and we have a musical invitation for you.
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♪ You should come round to our party You'll have fun, you'll have fun ♪
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♪ You should come round to our party You'll have fun-- ♪
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Okay, you made me do this.
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Can't you think of a better place to kiss me?
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There. Read that.
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- Malcolm, are you crazy? - Read.
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That's the Krelboyne Wall of Fame.
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You can see that you're well represented.
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There's my section and there's Lloyd's.
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But in terms of sheer volume, you still have us beat.
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So, do you understand now? You can't have that party.
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But that one there, that's ridiculous. No one really believes that about you.
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Real... classy.
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Hey, you guys seen Cynthia?
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No, but maybe you can settle a debate.
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Maroon or beige?
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What are you talking about?
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Duh. Matching turtlenecks for the party.
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Hey, everybody.
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Oh, Cynthia, I wanted to apologize--
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Nothing to apologize for, Malcolm.
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Here. I'm canceling my party.
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- These are uninvitations. - No!
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Don't crowd, there's one for each of you.
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Malcolm opened my eyes to the fact that I'm a creepy, friendless dork
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who has no reason to expect anyone to come to her party.
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You callous bastard!
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Cynthia, I didn't wanna tell you like that.
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- I'm sorry. - No need to be sorry.
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I should be thanking you.
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Thank you, Malcolm.
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- Cynthia-- - You know what?
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There's only so much crying I can do in one day,
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and just looking at you makes me want to cry.
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So, if you don't mind, I'd like to leave you now.
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All right, no more distractions, Francis.
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I'm tired of yelling at you.
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I'm not saying Harvey's last heat wasn't exciting...
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- You didn't have to kill him, you know. - Yes. Yes, I did.
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Now, please, as a friend, just focus.
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I'm sorry. I know I tend to procrastinate,
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but when a deadline nears, I always manage to get it done.
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Okay. I'll check on you in 30.
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- Uh... you'd better take this. - Why?
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♪ You know this party's gettin' hotter ♪
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♪ It's gettin' hotter ♪
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♪ I'm feelin' hotter ♪
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♪ Feelin' hotter ♪
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♪ I wanna let my hair down ♪
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♪ Gonna let my hair down ♪
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I can't believe I really made this.
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You know, Dad, if you work really hard at something, it shows.
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Yes, son. Yes, it does.
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Mmm.
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Class, during our next session, we'll be holding a little competition.
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Friends and relatives are encouraged to attend.
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And don't be discouraged if you feel a little outclassed
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by some of our more promising students.
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We're all here to have fun.
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What do I get if I win?
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A six-inch paring knife and a bread cloche.
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Awesome.
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May I help you?
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Hi. I'm Malcolm.
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- I don't know if you remember... - I'm not sure.
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I have a vague recollection
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of you throwing a brick through my daughter's window.
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Oh, and I think you're the kid who ruined her party
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and humiliated her in a public toilet. How am I doing?
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- Now, if you don't mind... - It's okay, Dad.
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- How's it going? - Oh, great.
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The party's a blast. Can't you hear it in there?
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What are you doing here, Malcolm?
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You won't talk to me at school and you won't return my calls.
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I just want to say again that I'm sorry.
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Fine. You want to alleviate your guilt? You are absolved.
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Just let me finish.
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I'm not sorry that I told you the truth.
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You were just setting yourself up for a big disaster tonight
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if you went ahead with your party.
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I just wish I was nicer about it.
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What's the nice way to tell someone they're a social retard?
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So, you see my problem.
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But what I didn't say is that even if you are a dork,
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you're also smart and funny and interesting and kind
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and a totally unique person,
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and if other people can't see that, that's their problem.
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So, how'd you learn to deal with the whole school making fun of you?
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The same way I deal with everything.
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I pretend it doesn't bother me
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and then lash out on people who don't deserve it. It seems to work.
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Do you wanna come in?
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Hey.
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Can I help you?
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We're here for Cynthia's party. We found these things in the library.
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- Oh... - I thought you handed out uninvitations.
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I thought you said no one would come.
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Come on in, I guess.
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I think he's actually gonna win.
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I just hope we get to taste whatever it is he's cooking.
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Mm.
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Reese, this is the best spinach quiche I've ever tasted.
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What gives it that extra something?
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I put some allspice on the pine nuts before I toasted them.
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Allspice?
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It just seemed like it would balance out the ricotta.
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How extraordinary.
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- How much salt did you use? - Oh. Just a pinch.
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I did not put all of this salt in there.
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Where do you keep your first-aid kit?
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My husband's tongue is swelling up like a melon.
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I need a bathroom!
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I guess Cynthia was right.
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If you invite people to a party, they'll show up.
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Well, that sounds like fun,
funsounds
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but I think I'm gonna leave it unpierced for a while.
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You girls should really get up to the planetarium.
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They got a great laser show up there.
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I have a card that can get four of you in for the price of three.
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Whoo!
whoo
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Let me know when you're going.
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As soon as my grandmother falls asleep, I can sneak up and sit next to you.
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Are you wearing cologne?
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Just my... aftershave.
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- Hey, Stevie. - I'm working here.
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♪ This boy is comin' ♪
comin
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♪ Come on Get your booty on the floor... ♪
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Can we please just go?
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Just two more hours and we'll head home.
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Francis, the project is due tomorrow.
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Okay, don't worry. We have an eight-hour ride home.
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We'll do it then.
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By the way, this is Terri and her friend Robin.
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Hi... I'm Eric.
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I'm totally going to summer school.
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Dewey, go to your room.
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But Reese poisoned all those people.
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Now.
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What is wrong with you guys? You didn't even let me accept my trophy.
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Oh, I'll give you a trophy, mister.
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Honey, the whole cooking thing was my idea. I'll handle this.
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Reese, we pulled you out of class because we know you cheated.
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Now, you would have won easily. Why did you do it?
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I don't know. It was fun.
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Those people worked very hard on their dishes, and you destroyed them.
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How would you feel if you were that poor woman whose quiche you salted?
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Fat?
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- Reese, do you know what empathy is? - No.
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Empathy is putting yourself into other people's shoes
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so you can feel the way they do.
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If you hurt someone, empathy makes you hurt, as well.
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Then why would you want empathy?
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He has no more sense of right and wrong than a tree frog.
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- What are we going to do? - What can we do?
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It's back to punishment.
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How can we punish him if he doesn't care about...?
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Here's what's going to happen.
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For the next month, you are not allowed to cook a meal.
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That's it?
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So, I don't cook, big deal.
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That means no chicken cordon bleus, no Windsor tortes.
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Wait a second. You said no cooking.
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The torte is baking.
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No baking, no broiling, no sautéing.
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Come on, you can't do that.
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You heard your father.
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The stove and all the whisks are off-limits for a month.
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Oh, please, I'll be good. I promise. I'll do whatever you say.
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I'm sorry, son. This is the way it has to be.
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It worked.
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I think we really turned a corner with him.
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We have a weapon. His actions will have consequences.
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I know. We can hurt him.
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We can be parents again.
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Oh, it's even worth suffering
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through a month of eating your flank steaks.
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Amen to that.
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♪ Up in here, up in here... ♪
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You know, I just realized something. Parties suck.
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The music always stinks, the food's bad, and who cares if no one talks to you?
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People are such phonies anyway.
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- Hey, Malcolm. - Hey, Cynthia.
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Great party. I like the music. And what's in the dip?
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Oh, you know what? I'm gonna need that chair.
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