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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 2, Episode 8 โ€” Therapy

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Did you get the รฉclairs?
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I did, but they only had three left,
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and I had to cut in front of an old woman to get those.
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Well, I just won't have one.
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No, no, no. I won't have one.
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- You and Dewey can split one. - That's not fair to Dewey.
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Forget it. We'll just let the boys have them.
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False alarm.
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As near as I can figure,
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my school was created for the sole purpose of making me miserable.
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Where's your jester costume?
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- In my backpack. I'll wear it at school. - Put it on.
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I didn't stay up all night making it for my health.
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Bells. Oh, I forgot the bells.
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You can spot the Krelboynes
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from super far away, and they jingle when you hit them.
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Reese. Leave your brother alone.
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Although you are asking for it.
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Okay, ready?
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Ready?
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Come here.
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Why don't you put a bull's-eye on my chest and get it over with?
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Oh, you look fine.
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And Reese will tell me if you take these off.
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Ew!
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Oh, come on. We studied this.
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There's nothing dirty about the miracle of life.
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Does he... work here?
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All right, everyone gather their dance props, please.
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Dabney, don't forget you have a dentist appointment.
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Aw.
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Okay.
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Dabney has three dentist appointments every week.
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His teeth look fine to me.
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He's not going to the dentist.
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He's going to the "dentist."
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It's a secret code for the school therapist.
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How come you know that? You see the shrink, too?
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Yes, I'm currently seeing Ms. Gilbert.
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My mother and stepfather suggested it as a preemptive strike
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against my anger-displacement tendencies.
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But ultimately, therapy was my decision.
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Not theirs... mine.
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It was voluntary.
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Okay.
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Yes, I am.
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My fear of rejection is virtually gone,
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and my self-worth is at an all-time high.
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I really think you're gonna like laundry duty, Francis.
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Basically, you wash it, you dry it, you fold it.
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You want me to go through that again?
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No, twice was good.
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Actually, I don't mind doing laundry.
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Mom always thought she was punishing me,
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but I always found it relaxing.
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Jeez, this detergent is awful.
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This is way too coarse for our cotton blends.
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Wasn't this stuff banned?
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Yeah, this is what we use.
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You see, there is an arrangement with the distributor.
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We take this crappy soap off his hands,
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and, uh, he makes it worth our while.
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The Alabama Opera?
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Plenty more where that came from.
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No, thanks.
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Opera's not your thing.
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That's fine.
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This guy's got connections.
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Cords of firewood, tractor show,
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free burgers from Churchill's when you buy one of equal or greater value.
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Don't you think Marlin Academy is hard enough
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without our own guys selling us out?
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I mean, look at these.
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You ever heard of fabric softener?
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These sheets are like sleeping on straw.
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Hey, it was good enough for the baby Jesus.
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Get out.
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Where are my cooling racks? I know I put them in here. What a mess.
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I'll go to the store, and I'll buy you new cooling racks.
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No. I want to find these.
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And when I do, we are all gonna clean out this disaster of a closet.
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It's gonna be our new family project.
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We never finished our last family project.
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Because it's in here, under 2 tons of crap.
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Your dentist appointment, Lloyd?
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My teeth feel fine today, Caroline.
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I like myself.
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Oh, who am I kidding?
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Great news.
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We have been granted permission to perform the harvest dance
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at the all-school assembly today.
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And fruit will be handed out to the student body
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in case they want to join in.
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Okay, everyone get in their circles, and:
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Sorry! Damn!
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Stupid!
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I can't do it!
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I'm stupid and I'm terrible!
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I suck at everything!
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And I'm fat!
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You just get comfortable. We'll talk when you're ready.
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Thank you, Ms. Gilbert.
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Okay, so I faked it.
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But with the family I have,
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it would've only been a matter of time anyway.
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- We should probably talk a little now. - Do we have to?
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Well, that's sort of why you're here.
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That sucked! Where'd that flamethrower come from?
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Malcolm, I want you to feel relaxed here.
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Now, school's really stressful and can be pretty demanding.
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This could be...
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This could be a safe place for you to unwind.
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Not the face! Not the face!
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Could I unwind four or five times a week?
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Maybe. What would we talk about?
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I don't know where to begin.
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I really don't.
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Well, that was quite an episode you had in class.
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- Did you want to talk about that? - No.
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You'll just think it's stupid.
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Nothing you ever say in here will be stupid.
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But all I ever do is make mistakes.
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I feel like I don't even deserve to beat my own high score.
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- Oh, yes, you do, Malcolm. - Thank you so much.
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The tricky part is, I need to keep this up
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without being put on medication.
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Underpants! In a closet!
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Human underpants!
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I must not threaten you people enough.
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Oh, my Lord.
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Skittles!
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You've been missing for years.
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You missed a great assembly.
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I can't believe it.
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They actually gave us fruit to throw at the Krelboynes.
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What were they thinking?
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Don't you ever get tired of making their lives miserable?
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Nope. Besides, I want them to remember who's boss.
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When they're living in their mansions with their supermodel wives,
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they're gonna know
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the guy cleaning their pool kicked their ass.
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Hey. I had six tomatoes with your name on them.
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Where were you?
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None of your business.
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Maybe it's Mom's business.
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I ditched to go to the arcade. Don't tell Mom.
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The arcade's closed.
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Not the one at the mall.
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Wait a minute.
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I can smell my own breath.
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You throw the ball around the post,
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it swings back and knocks down the pins, okay?
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I was good.
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I was real good.
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All right, now, don't be upset
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if the first time you throw it, nothing hap--
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Wow!
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That was a flopper!
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Ooh, man. Oh, man.
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That was, uh, a lucky shot, okay?
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Now, the real key to Skittles is the release point, all right?
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When you release the ball,
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make sure that it goes through
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on a parallel--
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I can't believe it.
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This collar's so crisp, yet it doesn't chafe.
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And these sheets...
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- It's like sleeping on a cloud. - My pleasure, guys.
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Dude... thank you.
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I've been hoping for months that my rash was from the laundry.
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Turns out it was. Thanks.
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Glad I could help.
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Here, this is for you.
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- No, Joe, you don't have to. - I insist.
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Wow. Well, that was nice of you.
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Hey, would you mind tossing in some of my civilian stuff
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with the academy rags?
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Oh, I'd love to, but I'm really swamped down here.
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Well, yeah, whatever. Guess I could find some time for your stuff.
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Hey, thanks, man.
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- No, you don't have to-- - You're the best.
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Go.
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Ha-cha!
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Garbage. In a closet.
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Coffee grounds? Hal!
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Lois, you've gotta see this.
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The boy's a prodigy. Go.
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- Yes! - Who are the Petersons?
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- Why do we have their photo albums? - Here we go. Now.
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Amazing!
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Hi, Malcolm. How was school?
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It was normal.
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Yeah, I'd say normal. Very medieval.
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- Is that a truck tire? - What?
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Oh, my G-- Hal!
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โ™ช She's figured me out โ™ช
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โ™ช And I wanna shout At the top of my lungs now โ™ช
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โ™ช But, oh, my God If she hears me she'll come runnin' in โ™ช
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โ™ช Well, these are my hands These are my faults โ™ช
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โ™ช These are my plans And these are my nasty little thoughts โ™ช
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โ™ช I wrote them down For you to contemplate โ™ช
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โ™ช At a later date โ™ช
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Um, Malcolm...
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I wanted you to know how proud I am of you.
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Admitting you needed help was the hardest step.
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No, keeping up with all the new cognitive and behavioral therapies
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is the hardest step, Lloyd.
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My self-worth is still skyrocketing.
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Okay, everybody,
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tomorrow's looming demonstration has been canceled.
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- Aw! - Instead, we will go to see a reenactment
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of the slaughter of French troops at Azincourt
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followed by a visit to the Museum of Torture...
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and then pizza.
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Museum of Torture? That's awesome.
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- Do they have a gift shop? - I'm sorry, Malcolm. You can't go.
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You've a dentist appointment.
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You're lucky you're not going.
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My brother went last year, and there was so much fake blood
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that he fainted.
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I think it's time I had a major breakthrough in therapy.
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Then a butterfly landed on my wrist, and I woke up.
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What color was that butterfly?
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It was either blue or purple.
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Definitely not red or orange. That I can remember.
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Your dream, Malcolm, was so...
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so tranquil and soothing.
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This is encouraging.
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- Yeah? - Mm-hm. Yep, you're starting to relax.
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I think I might be, too.
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I need to seem cured
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but to leave the door open for a relapse when we start ballet next semester.
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I know I have my ups and downs, but right now it feels good to be happy.
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Well, I'm glad to hear it,
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and I think we've made a lot of progress.
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Thanks, Ms. Gilbert.
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I like myself now.
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And I know I couldn't have said that on Tuesday.
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- What are you doing here? - I figured out your scam.
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- It turns out crazy runs in the family. - Reese, you don't know what you're doing.
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You're gonna ruin everything.
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Relax. I've got it covered.
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I'm ready to see you now, Reese.
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Reese isn't here right now.
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This is Davey.
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That's ten in a row.
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Oh, Lois, he's got the gift.
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Since the end of the Big War, there's only been one documented
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triple consecutive flopper in English Alley Skittles.
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You know what this means?
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I finally have something to rub in the face
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of that blowhard Higgins and his little tennis champion.
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, he's constantly harping about his kid winning this tournament,
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winning that tournament, going to the White House.
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I'm taking Dewey over there to shut that guy up once and for all.
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You ready to shut that guy up once and for all, son?
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- What guy? - He's ready.
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Hal, you're just doing this to get out of cleaning out that closet.
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Not entirely. Let's go, son.
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What happened? Did you get caught? Where were you?
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Jeez. You're always so angry. Maybe you really do need therapy.
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What I need is for you not to ruin everything for me.
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Do you know how much trouble we'll be in if we get caught?
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With Mom? With the school? With Mom?
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Give me a little credit, psycho.
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I've been doing my own research.
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See, I rented Silence of the Lambs,
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Seven, and The Nutty Professor.
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Oh, God.
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Reese, tell me exactly what you told her.
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Nope. That's confidential.
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Now, which one do you like more?
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Hannibal Lecter or the hockey mask?
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Malcolm, Reese.
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What do you have to say for yourselves?
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Don't blame Reese. Blame Davey.
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Ow, ow, ow!
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I'm sorry it's last minute, but I need these tonight.
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I got another date with Rebecca.
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Okay...
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Seven items... 30 bucks.
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I don't have that kind of money.
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Last time it cost 10.
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You can cut me some slack, can't you?
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I'd love to do you a solid, Eric, but I'm booked,
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and it'd be unethical to play favorites.
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You can't do this to me.
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I need to wear my bowling shirt.
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Rebecca loves my bowling shirt.
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Francis, I don't have the money.
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Well, then you don't have the clothes.
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Gotta pay to be a player.
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Look at yourself.
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I remember the Francis who cared about his job.
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A cap and a half of fabric softener, Francis.
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Remember that? A cap and a half.
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If you'll excuse me, I have some ironing to do.
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I can't believe him.
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Yeah. I had to give him three CDs
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just to get my dress blues pressed.
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I think it's time somebody taught that guy a lesson.
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Yeah.
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We'll make him wear a lame T-shirt.
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Or we could put it in a load of whites.
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Just follow me.
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So, my children are emotionally disturbed?
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Oh, we don't like to use those labels. Um...
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- I spent a whole week with Malcolm. - Really? A whole week.
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Yes, and, uh,
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to be honest, I think there are some, uh, definite issues
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that you and he need to talk about.
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Malcolm, you want to share this drawing with your mother?
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No, that's okay.
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I like what you've done with my teeth.
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There are things Malcolm told me that I think you should hear.
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Oh, well, I'd love to hear them.
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- Go ahead, Malcolm. - Yeah, go ahead.
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Everybody wants to help.
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You're safe here.
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- About the anger thing? - Yeah.
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Tell me about the anger thing.
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When you're angry,
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you bottle up your feelings
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and you freeze me out with silence.
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Well, I will, uh... I'll try to be more vocal.
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- Go on. - Please.
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I wish you would spend more time at home
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and less time at the...
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The racetrack.
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Well, I guess I'm gonna have to change that, too.
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Come on, Malcolm.
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Tell her about the pressure.
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Well...
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I feel you put a lot of pressure on me, and I can't live up to your expectations.
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What pressure?
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Maybe not. I don't know.
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No, no, no. Go back. What were you saying?
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Well, you put a lot of pressure on me and stuff.
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What do you mean? When do I pressure you?
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All the time.
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If it's not the extra-credit reports,
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it's all the advanced classes you sign me up for,
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and after that, I have to help Reese and Dewey with their homework.
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That's not pressure.
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I didn't ask to be born smart.
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We just want you to live up to your potential.
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That. That's exactly what I'm talking about.
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I tried to stop him.
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I said, "Hey, don't put that red T-shirt in there.
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That's not colorfast."
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But he just laughed.
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He said pink was a better color
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'cause that's what little, weak girls wear.
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We've looked everywhere else.
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- He's in here somewhere. - Shh!
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Francis?
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No.
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It's okay, Dewey.
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- Even the best of them have off days. - Uh-huh.
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Sixteen misses in a row.
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Some people might think you did it on purpose.
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- Huh. - Hey.
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There something you wanna tell me, son?
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I don't wanna do this anymore.
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It's boring.
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You'd be giving up what might very well be your one true talent.
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You could be another Chap Sanders, hmm?
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Son, are you willing to turn your back on your destiny?
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Yep. Can I go now?
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All right, if that's what you want. Wait.
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Can you throw it for me one more time? Hmm?
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One last flopper for your old dad?
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Nope.
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All right, then.
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- I'm sorry. - Oh, no, don't be.
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I'm the one who should apologize.
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No, you guys just want what's best for me. I know that.
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Oh, we do. We love you.
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I love you, too.
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Mom?
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You really pissed me off when you took away my hockey stick
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'cause I was hitting Dewey with it.
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I know you're sorry.
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I'll go in the attic and take it down later.
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Another Peterson box.
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Ooh. This is from the '60s.
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Huh. I forgot LBJ had his gallbladder out.
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I don't understand. Didn't we clean out this closet when we moved in?
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Apparently not.
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Oh, for crying out loud. They left an old toilet.
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Well, that's...
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This is a bathroom.
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- We have a second bathroom! - Shh! Shh!
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If we don't tell them, they won't know.
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It'll just be our little secret.
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Our beautiful little secret.
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- Here. - Yeah.