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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 2, Episode 7 โ€” Robbery

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All right, that's enough for me.
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- You coming to bed? - In a minute.
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- ...to keep your dog-- - And absolutely free--
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Personal--
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Whoa.
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Wow. You sure got up early.
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Yup. No rest for the weary.
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Wait a minute. Did you even come to bed last night?
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No, dear, I stayed up all night watching Mexican soap operas.
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Bye-bye.
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Notice anything different about me?
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- Nope. - Just got her in today.
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Congratulations. That's great.
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which I'm willing to share with you.
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I just-- I wouldn't feel right about it.
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Theresa, would you mind checking out Aisle 4?
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Someone knocked over the candy rack.
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And could you put the coffee-toffees on a lower shelf?
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Okay.
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Boys, come quick. Something wonderful has happened!
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To think someone was throwing her out.
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She was under six bags of garbage, but I knew your mother would love her.
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- When does she get home? - She's working till 10.
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Great! Gives us plenty of time to get her ready.
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Dad, it's junk.
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Help me get her inside.
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Come in.
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Look, you probably think I'm here to criticize you
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for not doing my homework yesterday, but let's not think about that.
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Let's think about tomorrow's assignment.
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So, if you can get that to me by 8, that'd be great.
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Or 9.
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Okay, what's wrong?
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My Julie...
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she left me.
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- What happened? - I don't know.
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But it's really over.
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She sent back all of my love gifts.
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Wow, that's cold.
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Come on, this guy's adorable.
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Press its belly.
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That's okay.
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Look, I've had a lot heartache, and I'll tell you one thing.
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You've gotta find a way to get your mind off it.
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Look! There's my homework.
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I don't know what I'm gonna do.
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She was my light, my life and my world.
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She put out, huh?
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Like crazy.
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Can I help you?
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Give me your money.
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Oh, for crying out loud. Again?
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- Shut up and hand it over. - Just relax, cowboy.
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We have a way of doing this so nobody gets hurt.
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I give you the money in this drawer, and you and your friend leave. Okay?
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Okay.
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See? Nobody gets hurt.
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Nobody gets caught. Everybody happy. Okay?
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Lois!
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I think Cheryl A. flipped me off behind my back.
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Craig, I'm, uh, with some customers.
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There you go. Bye, now.
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Did you enjoy your Lucky Aide shopping experience?
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- Uh, they're in a hurry. - This won't take a second.
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I'm Craig, the assistant manager.
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If there's one thing we value here, it's customer satisfaction.
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We're satisfied.
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You don't sound like it.
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Don't feel like you'll hurt my feelings, because I'm learning here.
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I'm sure there's something I could do to make this a better experience for you.
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Yeah. How about you walk me to every other register in this place
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and give me every cent?
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- That's a gun! - Craig, calm down.
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Everybody, calm down. I've been through this five times.
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Give them the money from the other registers, and they'll leave.
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- What about the safe? - Safe?
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...ty.
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Safety of the customers.
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I'll lock the doors. Round up the customers.
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- Are you nuts? We gotta get out of here. - Come on.
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I'm tired of doing these dinky holdups.
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Have you ever wanted to do something important with your life?
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What do you mean, like go back to school?
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No, man. Like breaking into a safe.
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Do you wanna work at Orange Julius forever?
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All right, everybody over to Sundries!
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Easy.
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Easy.
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Easy.
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Whoo! Your mother's gonna flip when she sees this.
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Well, that's just crazy.
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Why would someone fill this with hundreds of hanging black bow ties?
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Those aren't bow ties.
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Those are bats.
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Don't you worry, Lois. Everything is gonna be fine.
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Just fine and dandy.
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Keep waving that thing around, buddy-boy.
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You got a big surprise coming.
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That button has been disconnected for over a year.
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- What? Why? - You kept hitting the damn thing.
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In an emergency, yes. That's what it's for.
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Oh, like when you saw a bee?
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Or when you saw the fly that looked like a bee?
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When you thought you saw a ghost?
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I'm not saying it was or it wasn't,
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but you can't tell me what we saw was normal.
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All right, you two, let's move it.
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He likes waving that around too much. This is gonna end in body bags.
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No, Craig, it isn't.
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Lois...
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before we die, I have to tell you something.
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- It's about how I feel. - Craig, no.
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- But, Lois-- - No! This will all be over soon.
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How much?!
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Boy. Well, can you guarantee that you'll get all of them?
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What? That's per bat?!
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Are you insane?!
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God!
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Looks like we're on our own.
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What are you talking about? Isn't anyone coming?
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- I'm scared. - Oh. I know, son.
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Now, just think of them this way. They're only rats with wings.
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And radar.
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Just flying rats with radar. Say it with me.
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- Just flying rats with radar. - Flying rats with radar.
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- Once again. - Flying rats with--
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Okay, it's important that everybody just stay calm.
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Don't make any sudden moves, or they'll kill you.
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Don't look them in the eye, or they'll kill you.
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And don't beg them not to kill you, or they'll kill you.
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Stop talking.
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You! Assistant manager! Come here!
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This is it.
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I didn't feed my cat.
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Isn't it funny the things that go through your mind before you die?
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They just wanna talk.
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Before we're all killed in a bloody mess, I have to tell you--
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Shh! Let's not think those negative thoughts.
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Let's just give them the money and get them out of here.
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Is there any way we can speed this along?
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Yeah. Somebody can give us the combination to the safe.
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Fine. I can't, but the assistant manager can.
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Give them the combination to the safe.
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- No. - What?
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You can't have it.
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Yes, they can. Craig, give them the combination.
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Let me talk to him.
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What's the combo?!
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Com...
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โ™ช Tell me... โ™ช
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See? Told you I'd make it all better.
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Better? How could this possibly cheer me up?
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Watching a bunch of naked middle-aged women degrade themselves
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in a place that smells like urine and cigarettes?
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When you put it that way, you can make anything sound terrible.
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Sometimes you just make it so hard to be nice.
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Hey, you wanna see the real show in back?
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- No. - Yes. Yes, he does.
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Cost you 50.
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- I only have 20, so, let's-- - Done.
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Shh.
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Hey, watch out!
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You idiots. It was just mom's bra.
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Eugh!
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What?
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What is it? Kill it!
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Ow! Is it gone? Is it gone?
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- Dewey, it's gone. - Ow! Oh! Aah! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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You feeling better?
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Yeah, I think so. Thanks.
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Good. Now tell me the damn combination!
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No.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Listen, I wanna get this over with as much as you do.
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Why don't you give me five minutes with him?
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I guarantee you I will get that combination for you.
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Listen, Craig, I think these guys really mean business.
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Now, you know and I know there is less than $700 in that safe.
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Do you think the lives of seven employees is worth less than $700?
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This isn't just about the money.
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Sometimes a man has to have his dignity. So what if they kill me?
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Before they kill you,
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they'll try to get that combination from you any way they can.
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Can you picture yourself with shattered eye sockets?
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Because that's where they'll start.
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They can break every one of your fingers and toes.
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They can even cut a couple of them off.
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Did you see the buck knife in the big guy's boot?
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Do you really want to antagonize that big buck knife, Craig?
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Do you really want to feel it slicing into your flesh?
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Craig, stay with me. Stay--
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Damn.
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Pass the salt, please.
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- How long do we have to stay in here? - Till all the bats are gone.
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With every window and door open, it's only a matter of time.
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Can't new ones just fly in?
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So, Dewey, how was school today?
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- Mikey Duffy pushed me down. - Did you push him back?
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No. He's bigger than me.
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- Uh-huh. Reese? - I'm on it.
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This is crazy! I can't eat!
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Why? Is something bothering you at school, son?
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Oh.
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Right.
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Anybody want my baked potato? It's kind of burnt.
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No, thanks.
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Reese, we aren't having baked potatoes.
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All right! That's it!
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Let's just move. Mom will find us somehow.
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No. I'm tired of running.
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I'm tired of screaming like a girl every five minutes.
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I will not be put out of my home
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by a bunch of airborne rodents, and neither will you.
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I may have been the one that brought them into this house,
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but it is up to all of us to show them the door.
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Get ready, boys.
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It's time to put out the bats.
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Ow!
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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- Yeah! - Whoo-hoo!
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I got your money here!
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Okay, this isn't exactly what we expected.
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But now you can say you've been to a cockfight.
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Okay, Dewey, there's one bat left, and it's in your mother's room.
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This one is the tricky bat, the one who has eluded all the traps.
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- What was it you named him? - Tricky.
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Right. Well, now we have a very good trap,
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but someone has to lure Tricky into it, and that someone is you.
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Why me?
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Because you have the shortest hair.
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You see, if he lands on your head, he'll just bite once and fly away.
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But if he lands on your brothers' or my head, he'll get caught in our hair
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and bite us and bite us until we're dead. Do you understand?
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- Yes. - Good. Now...
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Go in that room and poke him with this stick until that bat chases you.
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Good luck.
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Yeah!
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We won! We won!
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I don't know about you boys, but I am awfully darn proud of us.
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All right, somebody get the dustpan.
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Lois, are you all right?
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No, I am not all right.
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I'm here at gunpoint, and I wouldn't have to be
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if you'd stop being stupid and give them the combination.
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I told you, I can't do that.
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Craig, please. I'm frightened.
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I wanna go home and be with my family.
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They never told me the combination.
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What did you just say?
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They never told me the combination. They said they couldn't trust me with it.
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They gave the combination to the guy who runs the photo lab next door.
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He comes in at night and transfers the money.
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Why didn't you just say this earlier?
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I don't know, I guess I wasn't in a big rush
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to let everybody know what a pathetic idiot I am.
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Oh, Craig, I'm so sorry.
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Lois, I love you.
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- What? - Lois, I love you with all my heart.
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You're my reason to get up in the morning. You are my everything.
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- Craig... - Lois, I don't wanna feel this way.
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I know you're married. I know you have four beautiful boys.
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It's my heart.
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I wish I didn't have a heart...
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but I do, and I can't help loving you.
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I can't help loving you with my stupid, stupid heart.
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Oh, Craig.
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Why'd you have to say that?
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Dear, sweet Craig.
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I am truly sorry.
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I'm sorry for the way you feel.
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I'm sorry for any indication I ever gave you
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that I consider you anything more than a friend.
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And I am so sorry for what I have to do now.
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Because now I have to crush whatever it is in you
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that made you do what you just did.
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I am going to have to hurt you very, very badly,
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but believe me, Craig, it's for your own good.
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Number one...
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no to everything you just said.
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No to what you're thinking.
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No to everything you dream.
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No to your what-ifs.
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No to every single fantasy, wish, dream
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and elaborate scenario that involves the two of us.
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No, no, no!
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Number two...
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Ow!
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Remember that pain.
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Whenever a thought creeps into your head
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wondering if there's anything more to the hello I gave you in the morning,
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remember that pain.
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You have no future with me.
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You have nothing with me.
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I'm sorry.
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Whoa, chubs, you got faced.
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You want this?
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You want this stupid, stupid, stupid safe?
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Here's your stupid safe!
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Cool.
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Craig, are you all right?
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I don't know. I heard something rip,
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and if it wasn't my pants, it was inside of me.
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See? What'd I tell you?
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Cockfighting is illegal.
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But you made some good bets. What'd you win, 10 bucks?
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You should feel good about that.
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We are going to jail!
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When my parents find out,
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I'll be living in military institutions until I'm emancipated!
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You don't even realize how serious this is, do you?!
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You know what the funny thing is, though?
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You did manage to put things in perspective.
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There are worse things than losing your girlfriend,
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and I've experienced every one of them tonight.
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Thank you, Francis. I really owe you one.
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You know, I think I'll be back in circulation in no time.
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You never know.
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Craig, our assistant manager, just tossed the safe at them.
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I never saw anything like it. The guy's a hero.
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โ™ช Hey, did you happen to see โ™ช
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โ™ช The most beautiful girl in the world? โ™ช
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โ™ช And if you did โ™ช
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โ™ช Was she cryin'? โ™ช
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โ™ช Cryin' โ™ช
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โ™ช Hey, did you happen to see โ™ช
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โ™ช The most beautiful girl That walked out on me? โ™ช
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โ™ช Tell her I'm sorry โ™ช
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โ™ช Tell her I need my baby, oh โ™ช
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You sure worked late.
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- How was your night? - Good.
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Yours?
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Fine.
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Why is there an armoire in the living room?
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