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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 8, Episode 10 — Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Cereal Defense

TMDB episode metadata

Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Episode title: Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Cereal Defense

Air date: December 20, 2012

Director: Richie Keen

Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito

Court is in session at Paddy's Pub as Frank and Dennis present their cases to the rest of the gang, resulting in a verdict that will change their lives FOREVER... but not really.

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CHARLIE: Okay, but now you make a right-hand turn... FRANK: Make a right turn.

charlie frank hand

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Okay, making a right.

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You should pass three fuzzy poles with blinking lights.

blinking blinking-lights fuzzy lights pass poles three

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Those are traffic signals.

signals traffic

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Okay. All right, wait a minute, I haven't gotten there yet!

gotten minute

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(Charlie on tape) And, great.

charlie tape

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You should be making a left turn here.

left

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There's no left!

left

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You don't know where I am, tape.

tape

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This ain't working, Charlie.

aint aint-working charlie working

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This ain't working.

aint aint-working working

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You should pass three fuzzy poles with blinking lights.

blinking blinking-lights fuzzy lights pass poles three

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Those are traffic signals.

signals traffic

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I passed the traffic signals!

passed signals traffic

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(tape rewinds)

tape

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You should pass three... It's stuck!

pass stuck three

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Charlie, I need you here!

charlie

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This tape isn't working.

tape working

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(over radio): This is KPFN Public Radio.

public radio

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(over radio) Today, on Do It Yourself Gardening: composting.

gardening radio today

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I'm sure many of you are wondering what composting involves.

involves wondering

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(tires squealing)

squealing tires tires-squealing

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You should pass three fuzzy poles with blinking lights.

blinking blinking-lights fuzzy lights pass poles three

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Hate those poles and the blinking lights!

blinking blinking-lights hate lights poles

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(over radio): Make sure your compost pile gets plenty of air.

pile plenty radio

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Now... DENNIS: Oh Sandra... you dumb bitch.

bitch dennis dumb dumb-bitch sandra

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(tires screech, metal crunches)

crunches metal screech tires tires-screech

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Wha...?

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MAC: Charlie, what is so hard to understand?

charlie hard

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I believe that if I inseminated the right woman, our seed could

believe seed woman

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potentially-- through an X-Men-type genetic mutation--

genetic potentially type

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create a son capable of bending steel.

bending capable create steel

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SWEET DEE: Uh-uh.

sweet

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CHARLIE: That's completely insane.

charlie completely completely-insane insane

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Do you understand genetic mutations at all?

genetic

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Do you hear what you're saying?

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I didn't cause any damages, Dennis.

damages dennis

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Yeah, not to the exterior of my car, but to the interior of my car.

exterior interior

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My interior is ruined.

interior ruined

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Guys, so, I'm sitting at a red light, at a dead stop, and Frank rams into me.

dead frank light sitting

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Out of nowhere!

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And now he's saying he's not gonna pay for the damages.

damages

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I mean, did you know that the man cannot see?

cannot

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I can see! I got glasses.

glasses

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I just need new lenses.

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The lenses are what make the glasses work, Frank!

frank glasses

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If you were driving around without the use of sight, then that is completely

completely driving sight

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irresponsible, and you need to pay for the damages.

damages irresponsible

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Yeah.

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None of the damages were my fault.

damages fault

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Well, it sounds like all of the damages were your fault.

damages fault sounds

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I mean, Frank, how are we even talking about this?

frank

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Yeah, if you rammed into... He ran directly into somebody else.

directly somebody

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Dennis was eating a bowl of cereal.

bowl cereal dennis eating

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What?

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He was eating a bowl of cereal when I hit him, and it

bowl cereal eating

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spilled all over the interior, and those are the only damages

damages interior spilled

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to the car.

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You were eating a... bowl of cereal?

bowl cereal eating

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Yes.

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While you were driving?

driving

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Yes. It's not that crazy.

crazy

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That's not what this is about.

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Well, it's a little bit about that.

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Yeah, there's a high spill factor if you're driving...

driving factor spill

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Actually, it's a lot about that.

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(stammers): Come on, I don't have to justify myself to you!

justify stammers

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You know what I'm gonna do?

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I'm gonna take you to court.

court

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Fine. Fine.

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Nobody needs to go to court here.

court needs nobody

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There's no reason we can't settle this ourselves, like civilized adults.

adults civilized reason settle

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No, we can't, Dee, so I'm gonna take him to court, I'm gonna sue him,

court

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and I'm gonna win.

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Dennis, you don't want to go anywhere near a court.

court dennis near

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How many bench warrants for sexual misconduct do you have?

bench sexual warrants

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(Dennis exhales slowly)

dennis exhales slowly

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I-I probably have... yeah.

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Yeah. And, Frank, how many unregistered guns are in your car right now?

frank guns

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A lot.

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Ooh, I like where you're headed with this, Dee, and, uh,

headed

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if I may, I think what you're proposing is that we handle this little matter...

handle matter proposing

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internally.

internally

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Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com

corrections honeybunny sync sync-corrections

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(indistinct conversation)

conversation indistinct indistinct-conversation

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Okay, uh, okay okay okay.

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I'd like to begin with my opening statement, uh, if I could.

begin opening statement

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First off, uh, who is the defendant in this matter?

defendant matter

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That's not a statement.

statement

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All right, well, irregardless, uh, I would like to know, as Frank's lawyer, who

franks lawyer

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I am persecuting or who I'm defending.

defending

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Yeah. Prosecuting.

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Okay, let me just nip this whole thing in the bud right now.

whole

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Stop treating this like it's a trial, and like this is a courtroom.

courtroom treating trial

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Yeah, but the tables.

tables

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Yeah, but I was against that, too, okay?

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Let's just present the facts to each other, and then let's

facts present

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decide as a majority who's in the right.

decide majority

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That being said, Frank would be the defendant.

defendant frank

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I'm not the defendant.

defendant

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No, that implies that I am guilty.

guilty implies

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He's right.

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If anyone's ever accused of anything, I automatically assume they're guilty.

accused anyones assume automatically guilty

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You do, right?

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I'm gonna make you the defendant.

defendant

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Okay, and I'll make Frank the defendant, and then we'll split it up after.

defendant frank split

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You're the defendant.

defendant

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You aren't prosecuting him!

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I'm finished! I'm finished.

finished

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Where have you been for the last three hours?

hours three three-hours

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I have been making... this.

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What the hell is that?

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It's the Trial Meter.

meter trial

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It shows how we each feel throughout the trial.

shows throughout trial

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Yeah, I made little gavels with our names on it, and we can move

names

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them accordingly.

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And at the end, whoever has the most gavels on their side wins.

side wins

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It took you three hours to make that?

hours three three-hours

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Yeah.

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Mac, let me tell you something.

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Nobody is gonna want to use that because it's so stupid.

nobody stupid

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We are dealing with a serious issue here.

dealing issue serious

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You imbecile!

imbecile

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Don't be an imbecile.

imbecile

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Okay, my property is at stake.

property stake

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What are you doing?

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W-Well, don't do that.

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Look, okay, not that we're using this stupid thing, but don't

stupid using

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start doing that because you're gonna... I like what he did there.

start

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I'm gonna go ahead and move my guy.

ahead go-ahead

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Why? Why? We haven't presented any facts yet.

facts presented

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Yeah, okay.

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Well, don't everybody start moving their gavels over to the

everybody moving start

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side, we haven't even... well, good, at least you have the

least side

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common sense to be on my side.

common common-sense sense side

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Well, as your representative in this matter, I didn't have much of a choice.

choice matter representative

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My hands were tied.

hands tied

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N-N-No. No, no.

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You're not... you're not my representative.

representative

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I will be talking for myself.

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This is an open and shut case, and anybody who can't see that

anybody case open

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(shouts) is a savage and an idiot!

idiot savage shouts

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Okay, uh, I would like a five with my client, please.

client five

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Oh, you want a five, counselor?

counselor five

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I'd like to take a five, yes.

five

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All right, I'll allow it.

allow

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Stop talking like this is a goddamn courtroom, please.

courtroom goddamn

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Oh, I'm the judge!

judge

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No, you're not.

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Can I be the bailiff?

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You are not anything!

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I'll allow it.

allow

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No one is anything!

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(shouts): I will scratch everybody's eyes out of their sockets!

everybodys eyes scratch shouts sockets

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Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished collies, uh, my client Frank here isn't

client frank gentlemen ladies

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really on trial today, you know.

today trial

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Common sense is on trial.

common common-sense sense trial

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And, well, common sense would tell you that eating a bowl of

bowl common common-sense eating sense

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cereal while operating a car is, well, it's-it's reckless.

cereal operating reckless

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It's moronic.

moronic

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One might even call it... donkey-brained.

brained donkey donkey-brained might

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Donkey-brained?

brained donkey donkey-brained

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Uh, it means to have the brains of a donkey or a donkey-type creature.

brains creature donkey type

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I know what it means, guy.

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But if anything, it's not donkey-brained to drive around

brained donkey donkey-brained drive

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with a bowl of cereal, it's donkey-brained to drive around

bowl brained cereal donkey donkey-brained drive

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without the use of your vision.

vision

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Oh. That's interesting.

interesting

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So you do admit that someone who makes foolish decisions could be

admit decisions foolish makes

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considered donkey-brained?

brained considered donkey donkey-brained

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Uh... sure. Yeah, okay, fine.

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I'll take it.

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All right.

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Uh, now, Frank, if I'm correct, when you were a boy you were admitted into a...

admitted correct frank

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mental institution.

institution mental mental-institution

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Is this correct?

correct

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That's correct.

correct

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But soon after, it was discovered that I wasn't mentally disabled, so they let

disabled discovered mentally

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me go.

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And, they let me go with the proper paperwork, clearing me of

clearing paperwork proper

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everything.

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I would like to add into evidence Article 1.

article evidence

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Uh, Mac, will you please read this document?

document read

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Mm-hmm.

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"By the power of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania,

pennsylvania power

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Reed Mental Institution hereby decrees Frank Reynolds to not

frank frank-reynolds hereby institution mental mental-institution reed reynolds

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have... donkey brains."

brains donkey donkey-brains

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What?

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What? That is an official document that says "donkey brain" on it?

brain document donkey official

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Well, it's written right here in plain English.

english plain written

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Frank, would you like to clear this up for everybody?

clear everybody frank

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Well... all the kids in the neighborhood knew I got sent

kids neighborhood sent

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upstate, so they started calling me "Frankie Donkey Brains," and

brains calling donkey donkey-brains frankie started started-calling

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it was very traumatic.

traumatic

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So I got my mommy to drive me back up to the loony bin, where

drive loony mommy

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they signed this official certificate exonerating me of all donkey brains.

brains certificate donkey donkey-brains official signed

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Yeah, great. What does this have to do with anything?

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Uh, well, Dennis, if by your own admission someone who has

admission dennis

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donkey brains could be considered reckless or moronic

brains considered donkey donkey-brains moronic reckless

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or idiotic, and my client Frank here has a state-issued

client frank idiotic issued state

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certificate clearing him of having said donkey brains, then

brains certificate clearing donkey donkey-brains having

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What?

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Well, we don't want a donkey on the road eating cereal.

cereal donkey eating road

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We know Frank's not a donkey.

donkey franks

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How do we know you're not a donkey-brained man?

brained donkey donkey-brained

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Why would I have a certificate?

certificate

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You don't have a certificate?

certificate

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N-N-No, the burden of proof is not on me.

burden proof

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The defendant will answer the question.

answer defendant question

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The defendant?

defendant

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I'm not the defendant!

defendant

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Just answer the question.

answer question

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No.

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No further questions.

further questions

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Oh!

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You got to be kidding be.

kidding

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Because of that?!

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You don't have a certificate.

certificate

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I mean, you know, what else are we supposed to... What in the...?!

supposed

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You may have donkey brains.

brains donkey donkey-brains

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I don't know.

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No one can prove that they're not donkey-brained except for him.

brained donkey donkey-brained except prove

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I just... I wish you had a certificate.

certificate wish

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Oh, bullshit!

bullshit

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Frank... would you like a glass of wine?

frank glass wine

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Yeah, all right.

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Huh? Why not have a glass of wine?

glass wine

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I mean, after all... Oh!

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Hey! Hey! Hey!

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You can't do that!

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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Oh, whoopsie, whoopsie.

whoopsie

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See, I bashed into Frank while he was at a dead stop.

bashed dead frank

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That's completely my fault, Frank.

completely fault frank

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I will pay for all the damages to your shirt.

damages shirt

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Case closed.

case case-closed closed

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Oh, well, when you put it like that, you got me.

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You know, I'm on Dennis's side now-- he just convinced me.

convinced denniss side

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Uh, hold-hold on one second though, Charlie.

charlie second

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It occurs to me that Frank assumed responsibility for a

assumed frank occurs responsibility

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potential spill the second he took the wine.

potential second spill wine

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Yeah, he's right.

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I knew the risk.

risk

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So in this circumstance, it would appear that Frank is at fault.

appear circumstance fault frank

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And therefore in the car, Dennis is at fault.

dennis fault therefore

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I am on Frank's side.

franks side

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Case closed.

case case-closed closed

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I pushed... I mean, I pushed him!

pushed

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Boom! You nailed it.

boom nailed

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You know what?

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Mac just made the most credible argument of all.

argument credible

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Hold on a second!

second

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Hold on, Charlie. Credibility?

charlie credibility

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You're interested in credibility?

credibility interested

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I would like to call my next witness: Mac.

witness

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So, Mac, you seem to be pretty locked into Frank's side at this point, right?

franks locked point side

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And your opinion, it carries a lot of weight around here, doesn't it?

carries opinion weight

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Oh, absolutely.

absolutely

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I'm a tastemaker around here.

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Pretty much what I say goes.

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And I've decided that Frank is the winner.

decided frank winner

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Yeah. And, Charlie, you find Mac's arguments to be fairly

arguments charlie fairly macs

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credible and convincing?

convincing credible

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I do. Yeah, he makes a lot of good points.

makes points

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He's a good judge, and... he's an even better bailiff.

judge

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So if you find Mac's arguments to be so credible, why

arguments credible macs

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is it that you disagree on the subject of superhumans?

disagree subject

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But we don't... (bell tolls)

bell bell-tolls tolls

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What? What does this have to do with the case?

case

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Well, Mac, if your character isn't credible, then are your arguments?

arguments character credible

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Strike this line of questioning from the record, please.

line questioning record strike

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Uh, overruled.

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Let her continue.

continue

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Mac, do you or do you not believe that you could create a

believe create

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superhuman race of strongmen through genetic mutation and evolution?

evolution genetic race superhuman

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What difference does that make?

difference

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If you believe something that insane, then how could you be our tastemaker?

believe insane

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How could we believe anything that you have to say?

believe

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I'm gonna ask you one more time:

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do you or do you not believe that you can create a superhuman

believe create superhuman

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race of strongmen through genetic mutation and evolution?

evolution genetic race

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(drumroll)

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Uh, no.

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That's ridiculous, Dee.

ridiculous

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What are you talking about?

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What are you talking about?

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You were just... you were just telling Charlie this morning all

charlie morning telling

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about the... "Oh, have you seen X-Men?" and "My seed," and...

seed seen

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Well, I was joking with Charlie. (chuckles)

charlie chuckles joking

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That could never happen in the real world, Dee.

happen real real-world world

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That's, like, a comic book thing.

book comic comic-book

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He's credible! He's credible.

credible

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I win this case.

case

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It's an open and shut case.

case open

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Shit, Dennis, that was... Wait-wait-wait a minute.

dennis minute

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Mac, why don't you believe that?

believe

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Huh?

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Well, I'm just wondering.

wondering

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Why don't you believe that you could pass down a gene that

believe gene pass

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would eventually evolve into a race of supermen?

eventually evolve race

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Why?

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Well, that's a silly question.

question silly

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Because evolution doesn't exist, of course.

course evolution exist

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I'm sorry?

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Oh, could you repeat that again for the room?

repeat room

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Because evolution is bullshit-- it's not real.

bullshit evolution real

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Goddamn it! Recess!

goddamn goddamn-it recess

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What? What? What? What?

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You got to sway Charlie.

charlie sway

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You got to make yourself credible again.

credible

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What did I do?

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We got to stop with this-- your insane, crazy beliefs.

beliefs crazy insane

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You got to tell them that you believe in evolution.

believe evolution

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Oh, come on, Frank.

frank

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That's ridiculous.

ridiculous

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We got to get Charlie to stop thinking you're a lunatic.

charlie lunatic thinking

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Look, Deandra's gonna side with Dennis-- that's a given.

dennis given side

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You want me to win?

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Okay, Frank, for you, I will make myself credible in

credible frank

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Charlie's eyes again, so you can win.

charlies eyes

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Just give me 15 minutes.

minutes

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I'm finished, guys!

finished

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Jesus Christ.

christ jesus jesus-christ

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I'm finished.

finished

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Now, this is all about making myself credible in your eyes

credible eyes

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again, and I'm gonna do that by admitting that evolution... is a lie!

admitting evolution

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God damn you, Mac!

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Yes, please do, Mac.

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Now, as you can see, this is the Evolution Meter.

evolution meter

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And I've put God, the creator of everything, on the right side.

creator side

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And evolution... on the left.

evolution left

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I went ahead and put you guys all on the fence, 'cause of

ahead fence

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course you're gonna... Actually, no.

course

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Let's start where I would start.

start

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No matter. I'm righteous.

matter

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I'm not gonna stand here, present some egghead scientific

present scientific stand

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argument based on fact.

argument based fact

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I'm just a regular dude.

regular

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I like to drink beer.

beer drink drink-beer

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You know, I love my family.

family love

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Rock, flag, and eagle, right, Charlie?

charlie eagle flag rock

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He's got a point.

point

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No, he doesn't.

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What?

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See, Charlie?

charlie

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These liberals are trying to assassinate my character.

character liberals

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And I can't change their mind.

change mind

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I won't change my mind, 'cause I don't have to.

change mind

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'Cause I'm an American.

american

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I won't change my mind on anything, regardless of the

change mind regardless

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facts that are set out before me.

facts

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I'm dug in, and I'll never change.

change

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Mac, look.

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You're wasting our time.

wasting

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You're not gonna get us to not believe in evolution.

believe evolution

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And why is that?

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Because the smartest scientists in the entire world all agree that it's real.

agree entire entire-world real scientists smartest world

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I'm glad you brought that up, because, Mr. Reynolds,

brought glad reynolds

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science... is a liar sometimes.

liar science sometimes

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(bell tolls)

bell bell-tolls tolls

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Oh, boy.

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This... is Aristotle.

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Thought to be the smartest man on the planet.

planet smartest

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He believed that the Earth was the center of the universe,

believed center earth universe

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and everybody believed him, because he was so smart.

believed everybody smart

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Until another smartest guy came around, Galileo, and he

another smartest

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disproved that theory, making Aristotle and everybody else on

everybody theory

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Earth look like a... bitch.

bitch earth

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(bell tolls)

bell bell-tolls tolls

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'Course, Galileo then thought comets were an optical illusion,

course illusion

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and there was no way that the moon could cause the ocean's tides.

moon oceans

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Everybody believed that because he was so smart.

believed everybody smart

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He was also wrong, making him and everyone else on Earth look

earth

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like a bitch again.

bitch

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And then, best of all... Sir Isaac Newton gets born, and

best born isaac

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blows everybody's nips off with his big brains.

blows brains everybodys nips

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'Course, he also thought he could turn metal into gold, and

course gold metal

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died eating mercury, making him yet another stupid... bitch!

another bitch died eating stupid stupid-bitch

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(drums sound)

drums sound

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Are you seeing a pattern?

pattern seeing

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No.

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Mr. Reynolds, these were all the smartest scientists on the planet.

planet reynolds scientists smartest

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Only problem is, they kept being wrong.

problem

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Sometimes.

sometimes

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(bell tolls)

bell bell-tolls tolls

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This is insane, you fool.

fool insane

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I'm a fool because I have more faith in the saints that

faith fool saints

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wrote the Bible?

bible wrote

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Yeah, because you just read the words of a bunch of guys

bunch read words

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that you never met, and you just take it on faith that everything

faith

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they wrote was true.

wrote

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Hm.

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And what makes you think what your scientists are writing is

makes scientists writing

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any more truer than my saints?

saints

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Because there are volumes of proven data.

data proven

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Numbers. You know, figures.

figures numbers

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Th-There are fossil records.

fossil records

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Oh, fossil records.

fossil records

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Ah! I didn't even think about the fossil records.

fossil records

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I guess I'll concede.

concede

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Oh, wait, uh, one more thing before I do, Mr. Reynolds.

reynolds

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Have you seen these fossil records?

fossil records seen

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(bell tolls)

bell bell-tolls tolls

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Have I... huh?

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Have you pored through the data yourself?

data

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The numbers? The figures?

figures numbers

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Well, no. I'm-- no.

↓

Oh.

↓

Interesting.

interesting

↓

So let me get this straight, Mr.

straight

↓

Reynolds.

reynolds

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You get your information from a book written by men you've never

book information written

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met.

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And you take their words as truth, based on a willingness to

based truth words

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believe, a desire to accept, a leap of... of, dare I say it?

accept believe dare desire leap

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(laughs)

laughs

↓

Faith?

faith

↓

(bell tolls)

bell bell-tolls tolls

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Come on, come on.

↓

Look, I mean-- I don't even know how I'm supposed to respond to

respond supposed

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that.

↓

(bell tolls)

bell bell-tolls tolls

↓

Like... oh, come on.

↓

That is a... that's a false equivalency.

false

↓

(bell tolls)

bell bell-tolls tolls

↓

Just answer the question, Mr.

answer question

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Reynolds.

reynolds

↓

Sure. Yeah, okay.

↓

I rest my case.

case rest

↓

Well, that got me.

↓

Frank, do you want to, uh... Put me over.

frank

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Yeah, all right.

↓

What?

↓

Well, we're going on the fence.

fence

↓

I mean, that's a shadow of a doubt.

doubt shadow

↓

You actually don't believe in evolution anymore?

anymore believe evolution

↓

I don't know.

↓

He created a reasonable doubt.

created doubt reasonable

↓

He makes you sound like a stupid, uh, science bitch.

bitch makes science sound stupid

↓

Yeah, he got you good.

↓

Eh... oh, my God.

↓

(talking over each other)

↓

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

↓

What-What are we even talking about?

↓

How did we get on evolution?

evolution

↓

This is not about evolution.

evolution

↓

Well, it became about that when you attacked Mac's character.

attacked became character macs

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Yeah, like they did in the O.J. trial to that hero cop, Mark Fuhrman.

hero mark trial

↓

Right!

↓

Okay, let's just get back on track here.

track

↓

I would like to make my closing arguments.

arguments closing

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N-No, no, no, no, no.

↓

This has gone on long enough.

gone

↓

And by the way, Dee, why the hell do you give a shit about any of this, anyway?

↓

You don't know?

↓

You can't think of why I might like to set a precedent of

might

↓

responsibility for when someone's car gets destroyed?

destroyed responsibility someones

↓

No.

↓

Anybody else? Anybody?

anybody

↓

I... I can't really think of anything.

↓

Can you think of anything?

↓

I'm blank.

blank

↓

Not ringing a bell for me.

bell ringing

↓

You guys have destroyed every single car that I have ever owned!

destroyed owned single

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And we've never had so much as a conversation about it, much less a trial.

conversation less trial

↓

A whole trial!

trial whole

↓

Are you making that up?

↓

Isn't this... What is she talking about?

↓

Are you sure that happened?

happened

↓

Oh, you sons of bitches.

bitches sons

↓

Oh, you goddamn sons of bitches!

bitches goddamn sons

↓

I am going to destroy everything you own!

destroy

↓

Ooh.

↓

'Kay, you know what?

↓

I'm gonna end this.

↓

I'm gonna end this!

↓

Oh!

↓

I still vote for Dennis.

dennis vote

↓

All right, well, I'm still for Frank.

frank

↓

Yeah.

↓

And I am actually gonna go to the fence.

fence

↓

What?

↓

God.

↓

Oh, goddamn it!

goddamn goddamn-it

↓

We're nowhere with this.

↓

All right, okay, guys, settle down.

settle

↓

I think if we've learned anything today, it's that, you

learned today

↓

know, we can't just take things based on faith.

based faith

↓

Only seeing is believing, right?

believing seeing

↓

Let's take this to the streets.

streets

↓

Thanks, guys.

thanks

↓

Yeah, man. No worries.

worries

↓

Have a good one.

↓

See you later.

↓

Have a nice day.

↓

Bye bye.

↓

Okay, here's the deal.

deal

↓

Dennis, if you can drive to your apartment and back without

apartment dennis drive

↓

spilling a single drop, Dee, your precedent is set, and

drop single spilling

↓

Frank, you pay for everything.

frank

↓

Fine.

↓

Good.

↓

Okay, and Frank, if you can drive to our place and back

drive frank place

↓

without getting in an accident with me giving you directions,

accident directions giving

↓

you can continue to drive as long as I'm in the car with you.

continue drive

↓

Deal!

deal

↓

All right.

↓

On your mark. Get set. Go!

mark

↓

Did he say it was a race?

race

↓

No.

↓

Why are they running?

running

↓

I have no idea.

idea

↓

All right, steady.

steady

↓

Steady as she goes.

steady

↓

I'm going straight.

straight

↓

Beautiful.

↓

No, beautiful stuff.

stuff

↓

This is the best.

best

↓

Yeah. Dee, uh, please prepare me a bowl of cereal.

bowl cereal prepare

↓

Yup.

↓

What are you doing?

↓

We got to see for ourselves how reckless this is.

reckless

↓

And you hold it in one hand and drive with the other.

drive hand

↓

Interesting.

interesting

↓

Yeah, I know.

↓

Pretty mind-blowing stuff, isn't it?

blowing mind stuff

↓

Then I stop at a stoplight, and, once I'm stopped, and everything

stopped

↓

is safe... take a bite.

bite safe

↓

All right, here we go.

↓

(mumbling): Hold on.

mumbling

↓

Make a... make a left right there.

left

↓

Make a what?

↓

Uh-huh. Go left.

left

↓

Make a left.

left

↓

Right.

↓

Right?

↓

No!

↓

Make up your mind!

mind

↓

Deandra, shut up!

deandra

↓

Well, dude, now that we're alone, you can admit it.

admit alone

↓

I mean, I swayed you on evolution a little bit, right?

evolution swayed

↓

Well, I... (crunch)

crunch

↓

Ah!

↓

That's crazy! That is insane!

crazy insane

↓

How do you hit me again?

↓

It was Deandra's fault.

fault

↓

What?

↓

She gave me the wrong directions.

directions

↓

This way, that way!

↓

Guys, it was actually pretty cut and dried.

dried

↓

It was Dee's fault.

dees fault

↓

I was trying to give directions and she interrupted me.

directions interrupted

↓

***

↓

***

↓

This is your fault? This is perfect.

fault perfect

↓

Guys, we were all here to witness it.

witness

↓

It was Dee's fault, she'll pay for the damages.

damages dees fault shell

↓

Absolutely. She should, yeah.

absolutely

↓

That's it.

↓

Don't you dare.

dare

↓

No, it was-- oh, you know, I have an idea.

idea

↓

Should we have a trial? Me and Charlie?

charlie trial

↓

- Kind of just had a trial. - Too many trials.

trial trials

↓

Can't have a trial for every person.

person trial

↓

Let's just have her pay for it and be done with this.

↓

All right, that's it.

↓

N-no, no, no!

↓

What are you-- no, because Charlie was giving the-- I was only--

charlie giving

↓

Goddammit!

goddammit

↓

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