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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 8, Episode 10 — Reynolds vs Reynolds - The Cereal Defense

CHARLIE: Okay, but now you make a right-hand turn... FRANK: Make a right turn.

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Okay, making a right.

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You should pass three fuzzy poles with blinking lights.

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Those are traffic signals.

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Okay. All right, wait a minute, I haven't gotten there yet!

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(Charlie on tape) And, great.

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You should be making a left turn here.

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There's no left!

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You don't know where I am, tape.

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This ain't working, Charlie.

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This ain't working.

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You should pass three fuzzy poles with blinking lights.

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Those are traffic signals.

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I passed the traffic signals!

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(tape rewinds)

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You should pass three... It's stuck!

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Charlie, I need you here!

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This tape isn't working.

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(over radio): This is KPFN Public Radio.

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(over radio) Today, on Do It Yourself Gardening: composting.

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I'm sure many of you are wondering what composting involves.

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(tires squealing)

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You should pass three fuzzy poles with blinking lights.

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Hate those poles and the blinking lights!

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(over radio): Make sure your compost pile gets plenty of air.

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Now... DENNIS: Oh Sandra... you dumb bitch.

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(tires screech, metal crunches)

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Wha...?

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MAC: Charlie, what is so hard to understand?

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I believe that if I inseminated the right woman, our seed could

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potentially-- through an X-Men-type genetic mutation--

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create a son capable of bending steel.

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SWEET DEE: Uh-uh.

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CHARLIE: That's completely insane.

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Do you understand genetic mutations at all?

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Do you hear what you're saying?

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I didn't cause any damages, Dennis.

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Yeah, not to the exterior of my car, but to the interior of my car.

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My interior is ruined.

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Guys, so, I'm sitting at a red light, at a dead stop, and Frank rams into me.

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Out of nowhere!

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And now he's saying he's not gonna pay for the damages.

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I mean, did you know that the man cannot see?

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I can see! I got glasses.

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I just need new lenses.

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The lenses are what make the glasses work, Frank!

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If you were driving around without the use of sight, then that is completely

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irresponsible, and you need to pay for the damages.

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Yeah.

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None of the damages were my fault.

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Well, it sounds like all of the damages were your fault.

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I mean, Frank, how are we even talking about this?

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Yeah, if you rammed into... He ran directly into somebody else.

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Dennis was eating a bowl of cereal.

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What?

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He was eating a bowl of cereal when I hit him, and it

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spilled all over the interior, and those are the only damages

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to the car.

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You were eating a... bowl of cereal?

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Yes.

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While you were driving?

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Yes. It's not that crazy.

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That's not what this is about.

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Well, it's a little bit about that.

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Yeah, there's a high spill factor if you're driving...

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Actually, it's a lot about that.

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(stammers): Come on, I don't have to justify myself to you!

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You know what I'm gonna do?

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I'm gonna take you to court.

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Fine. Fine.

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Nobody needs to go to court here.

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There's no reason we can't settle this ourselves, like civilized adults.

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No, we can't, Dee, so I'm gonna take him to court, I'm gonna sue him,

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and I'm gonna win.

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Dennis, you don't want to go anywhere near a court.

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How many bench warrants for sexual misconduct do you have?

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(Dennis exhales slowly)

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I-I probably have... yeah.

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Yeah. And, Frank, how many unregistered guns are in your car right now?

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A lot.

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Ooh, I like where you're headed with this, Dee, and, uh,

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if I may, I think what you're proposing is that we handle this little matter...

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internally.

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Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com

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(indistinct conversation)

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Okay, uh, okay okay okay.

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I'd like to begin with my opening statement, uh, if I could.

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First off, uh, who is the defendant in this matter?

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That's not a statement.

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All right, well, irregardless, uh, I would like to know, as Frank's lawyer, who

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I am persecuting or who I'm defending.

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Yeah. Prosecuting.

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Okay, let me just nip this whole thing in the bud right now.

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Stop treating this like it's a trial, and like this is a courtroom.

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Yeah, but the tables.

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Yeah, but I was against that, too, okay?

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Let's just present the facts to each other, and then let's

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decide as a majority who's in the right.

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That being said, Frank would be the defendant.

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I'm not the defendant.

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No, that implies that I am guilty.

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He's right.

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If anyone's ever accused of anything, I automatically assume they're guilty.

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You do, right?

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I'm gonna make you the defendant.

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Okay, and I'll make Frank the defendant, and then we'll split it up after.

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You're the defendant.

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You aren't prosecuting him!

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I'm finished! I'm finished.

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Where have you been for the last three hours?

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I have been making... this.

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What the hell is that?

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It's the Trial Meter.

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It shows how we each feel throughout the trial.

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Yeah, I made little gavels with our names on it, and we can move

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them accordingly.

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And at the end, whoever has the most gavels on their side wins.

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It took you three hours to make that?

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Yeah.

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Mac, let me tell you something.

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Nobody is gonna want to use that because it's so stupid.

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We are dealing with a serious issue here.

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You imbecile!

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Don't be an imbecile.

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Okay, my property is at stake.

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What are you doing?

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W-Well, don't do that.

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Look, okay, not that we're using this stupid thing, but don't

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start doing that because you're gonna... I like what he did there.

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I'm gonna go ahead and move my guy.

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Why? Why? We haven't presented any facts yet.

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Yeah, okay.

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Well, don't everybody start moving their gavels over to the

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side, we haven't even... well, good, at least you have the

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common sense to be on my side.

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Well, as your representative in this matter, I didn't have much of a choice.

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My hands were tied.

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N-N-No. No, no.

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You're not... you're not my representative.

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I will be talking for myself.

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This is an open and shut case, and anybody who can't see that

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(shouts) is a savage and an idiot!

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Okay, uh, I would like a five with my client, please.

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Oh, you want a five, counselor?

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I'd like to take a five, yes.

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All right, I'll allow it.

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Stop talking like this is a goddamn courtroom, please.

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Oh, I'm the judge!

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No, you're not.

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Can I be the bailiff?

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You are not anything!

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I'll allow it.

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No one is anything!

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(shouts): I will scratch everybody's eyes out of their sockets!

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Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished collies, uh, my client Frank here isn't

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really on trial today, you know.

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Common sense is on trial.

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And, well, common sense would tell you that eating a bowl of

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cereal while operating a car is, well, it's-it's reckless.

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It's moronic.

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One might even call it... donkey-brained.

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Donkey-brained?

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Uh, it means to have the brains of a donkey or a donkey-type creature.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I know what it means, guy.

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But if anything, it's not donkey-brained to drive around

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with a bowl of cereal, it's donkey-brained to drive around

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without the use of your vision.

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Oh. That's interesting.

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So you do admit that someone who makes foolish decisions could be

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considered donkey-brained?

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Uh... sure. Yeah, okay, fine.

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I'll take it.

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All right.

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Uh, now, Frank, if I'm correct, when you were a boy you were admitted into a...

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mental institution.

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Is this correct?

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That's correct.

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But soon after, it was discovered that I wasn't mentally disabled, so they let

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me go.

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And, they let me go with the proper paperwork, clearing me of

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everything.

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I would like to add into evidence Article 1.

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Uh, Mac, will you please read this document?

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Mm-hmm.

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"By the power of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania,

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Reed Mental Institution hereby decrees Frank Reynolds to not

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have... donkey brains."

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What?

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What? That is an official document that says "donkey brain" on it?

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Well, it's written right here in plain English.

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Frank, would you like to clear this up for everybody?

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Well... all the kids in the neighborhood knew I got sent

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upstate, so they started calling me "Frankie Donkey Brains," and

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it was very traumatic.

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So I got my mommy to drive me back up to the loony bin, where

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they signed this official certificate exonerating me of all donkey brains.

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Yeah, great. What does this have to do with anything?

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Uh, well, Dennis, if by your own admission someone who has

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donkey brains could be considered reckless or moronic

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or idiotic, and my client Frank here has a state-issued

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certificate clearing him of having said donkey brains, then

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What?

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Well, we don't want a donkey on the road eating cereal.

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We know Frank's not a donkey.

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How do we know you're not a donkey-brained man?

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Why would I have a certificate?

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You don't have a certificate?

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N-N-No, the burden of proof is not on me.

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The defendant will answer the question.

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The defendant?

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I'm not the defendant!

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Just answer the question.

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No.

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No further questions.

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Oh!

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You got to be kidding be.

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Because of that?!

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You don't have a certificate.

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I mean, you know, what else are we supposed to... What in the...?!

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You may have donkey brains.

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I don't know.

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No one can prove that they're not donkey-brained except for him.

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I just... I wish you had a certificate.

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Oh, bullshit!

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Frank... would you like a glass of wine?

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Yeah, all right.

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Huh? Why not have a glass of wine?

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I mean, after all... Oh!

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Hey! Hey! Hey!

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You can't do that!

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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Oh, whoopsie, whoopsie.

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See, I bashed into Frank while he was at a dead stop.

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That's completely my fault, Frank.

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I will pay for all the damages to your shirt.

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Case closed.

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Oh, well, when you put it like that, you got me.

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You know, I'm on Dennis's side now-- he just convinced me.

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Uh, hold-hold on one second though, Charlie.

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It occurs to me that Frank assumed responsibility for a

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potential spill the second he took the wine.

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Yeah, he's right.

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I knew the risk.

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So in this circumstance, it would appear that Frank is at fault.

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And therefore in the car, Dennis is at fault.

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I am on Frank's side.

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Case closed.

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I pushed... I mean, I pushed him!

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Boom! You nailed it.

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You know what?

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Mac just made the most credible argument of all.

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Hold on a second!

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Hold on, Charlie. Credibility?

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You're interested in credibility?

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I would like to call my next witness: Mac.

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So, Mac, you seem to be pretty locked into Frank's side at this point, right?

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And your opinion, it carries a lot of weight around here, doesn't it?

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Oh, absolutely.

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I'm a tastemaker around here.

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Pretty much what I say goes.

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And I've decided that Frank is the winner.

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Yeah. And, Charlie, you find Mac's arguments to be fairly

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credible and convincing?

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I do. Yeah, he makes a lot of good points.

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He's a good judge, and... he's an even better bailiff.

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So if you find Mac's arguments to be so credible, why

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is it that you disagree on the subject of superhumans?

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But we don't... (bell tolls)

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What? What does this have to do with the case?

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Well, Mac, if your character isn't credible, then are your arguments?

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Strike this line of questioning from the record, please.

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Uh, overruled.

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Let her continue.

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Mac, do you or do you not believe that you could create a

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superhuman race of strongmen through genetic mutation and evolution?

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What difference does that make?

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If you believe something that insane, then how could you be our tastemaker?

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How could we believe anything that you have to say?

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I'm gonna ask you one more time:

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do you or do you not believe that you can create a superhuman

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race of strongmen through genetic mutation and evolution?

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(drumroll)

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Uh, no.

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That's ridiculous, Dee.

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What are you talking about?

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What are you talking about?

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You were just... you were just telling Charlie this morning all

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about the... "Oh, have you seen X-Men?" and "My seed," and...

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Well, I was joking with Charlie. (chuckles)

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That could never happen in the real world, Dee.

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That's, like, a comic book thing.

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He's credible! He's credible.

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I win this case.

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It's an open and shut case.

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Shit, Dennis, that was... Wait-wait-wait a minute.

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Mac, why don't you believe that?

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Huh?

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Well, I'm just wondering.

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Why don't you believe that you could pass down a gene that

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would eventually evolve into a race of supermen?

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Why?

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Well, that's a silly question.

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Because evolution doesn't exist, of course.

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I'm sorry?

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Oh, could you repeat that again for the room?

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Because evolution is bullshit-- it's not real.

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Goddamn it! Recess!

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What? What? What? What?

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You got to sway Charlie.

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You got to make yourself credible again.

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What did I do?

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We got to stop with this-- your insane, crazy beliefs.

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You got to tell them that you believe in evolution.

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Oh, come on, Frank.

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That's ridiculous.

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We got to get Charlie to stop thinking you're a lunatic.

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Look, Deandra's gonna side with Dennis-- that's a given.

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You want me to win?

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Okay, Frank, for you, I will make myself credible in

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Charlie's eyes again, so you can win.

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Just give me 15 minutes.

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I'm finished, guys!

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Jesus Christ.

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I'm finished.

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Now, this is all about making myself credible in your eyes

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again, and I'm gonna do that by admitting that evolution... is a lie!

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God damn you, Mac!

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Yes, please do, Mac.

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Now, as you can see, this is the Evolution Meter.

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And I've put God, the creator of everything, on the right side.

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And evolution... on the left.

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I went ahead and put you guys all on the fence, 'cause of

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course you're gonna... Actually, no.

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Let's start where I would start.

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No matter. I'm righteous.

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I'm not gonna stand here, present some egghead scientific

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argument based on fact.

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I'm just a regular dude.

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I like to drink beer.

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You know, I love my family.

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Rock, flag, and eagle, right, Charlie?

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He's got a point.

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No, he doesn't.

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What?

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See, Charlie?

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These liberals are trying to assassinate my character.

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And I can't change their mind.

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I won't change my mind, 'cause I don't have to.

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'Cause I'm an American.

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I won't change my mind on anything, regardless of the

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facts that are set out before me.

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I'm dug in, and I'll never change.

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Mac, look.

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You're wasting our time.

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You're not gonna get us to not believe in evolution.

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And why is that?

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Because the smartest scientists in the entire world all agree that it's real.

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I'm glad you brought that up, because, Mr. Reynolds,

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science... is a liar sometimes.

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(bell tolls)

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Oh, boy.

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This... is Aristotle.

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Thought to be the smartest man on the planet.

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He believed that the Earth was the center of the universe,

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and everybody believed him, because he was so smart.

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Until another smartest guy came around, Galileo, and he

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disproved that theory, making Aristotle and everybody else on

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Earth look like a... bitch.

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(bell tolls)

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'Course, Galileo then thought comets were an optical illusion,

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and there was no way that the moon could cause the ocean's tides.

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Everybody believed that because he was so smart.

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He was also wrong, making him and everyone else on Earth look

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like a bitch again.

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And then, best of all... Sir Isaac Newton gets born, and

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blows everybody's nips off with his big brains.

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'Course, he also thought he could turn metal into gold, and

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died eating mercury, making him yet another stupid... bitch!

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(drums sound)

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Are you seeing a pattern?

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No.

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Mr. Reynolds, these were all the smartest scientists on the planet.

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Only problem is, they kept being wrong.

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Sometimes.

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(bell tolls)

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This is insane, you fool.

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I'm a fool because I have more faith in the saints that

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wrote the Bible?

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Yeah, because you just read the words of a bunch of guys

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that you never met, and you just take it on faith that everything

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they wrote was true.

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Hm.

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And what makes you think what your scientists are writing is

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any more truer than my saints?

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Because there are volumes of proven data.

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Numbers. You know, figures.

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Th-There are fossil records.

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Oh, fossil records.

#399

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Ah! I didn't even think about the fossil records.

#400

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I guess I'll concede.

#401

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Oh, wait, uh, one more thing before I do, Mr. Reynolds.

#402

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Have you seen these fossil records?

#403

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(bell tolls)

#404

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Have I... huh?

#405

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Have you pored through the data yourself?

#406

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The numbers? The figures?

#407

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Well, no. I'm-- no.

#408

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Oh.

#409

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Interesting.

#410

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So let me get this straight, Mr.

#411

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Reynolds.

#412

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You get your information from a book written by men you've never

#413

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met.

#414

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And you take their words as truth, based on a willingness to

#415

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believe, a desire to accept, a leap of... of, dare I say it?

#416

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(laughs)

#417

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Faith?

#418

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(bell tolls)

#419

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Come on, come on.

#420

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Look, I mean-- I don't even know how I'm supposed to respond to

#421

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that.

#422

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(bell tolls)

#423

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Like... oh, come on.

#424

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That is a... that's a false equivalency.

#425

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(bell tolls)

#426

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Just answer the question, Mr.

#427

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Reynolds.

#428

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Sure. Yeah, okay.

#429

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I rest my case.

#430

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Well, that got me.

#431

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Frank, do you want to, uh... Put me over.

#432

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Yeah, all right.

#433

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What?

#434

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Well, we're going on the fence.

#435

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I mean, that's a shadow of a doubt.

#436

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You actually don't believe in evolution anymore?

#437

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I don't know.

#438

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He created a reasonable doubt.

#439

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He makes you sound like a stupid, uh, science bitch.

#440

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Yeah, he got you good.

#441

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Eh... oh, my God.

#442

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(talking over each other)

#443

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Wait, wait, wait, wait.

#444

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What-What are we even talking about?

#445

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How did we get on evolution?

#446

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This is not about evolution.

#447

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Well, it became about that when you attacked Mac's character.

#448

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Yeah, like they did in the O.J. trial to that hero cop, Mark Fuhrman.

#449

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Right!

#450

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Okay, let's just get back on track here.

#451

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I would like to make my closing arguments.

#452

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N-No, no, no, no, no.

#453

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This has gone on long enough.

#454

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And by the way, Dee, why the hell do you give a shit about any of this, anyway?

#455

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You don't know?

#456

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You can't think of why I might like to set a precedent of

#457

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responsibility for when someone's car gets destroyed?

#458

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No.

#459

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Anybody else? Anybody?

#460

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I... I can't really think of anything.

#461

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Can you think of anything?

#462

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I'm blank.

#463

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Not ringing a bell for me.

#464

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You guys have destroyed every single car that I have ever owned!

#465

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And we've never had so much as a conversation about it, much less a trial.

#466

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A whole trial!

#467

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Are you making that up?

#468

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Isn't this... What is she talking about?

#469

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Are you sure that happened?

#470

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Oh, you sons of bitches.

#471

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Oh, you goddamn sons of bitches!

#472

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I am going to destroy everything you own!

#473

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Ooh.

#474

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'Kay, you know what?

#475

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I'm gonna end this.

#476

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I'm gonna end this!

#477

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Oh!

#478

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I still vote for Dennis.

#479

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All right, well, I'm still for Frank.

#480

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Yeah.

#481

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And I am actually gonna go to the fence.

#482

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What?

#483

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God.

#484

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Oh, goddamn it!

#485

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We're nowhere with this.

#486

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All right, okay, guys, settle down.

#487

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I think if we've learned anything today, it's that, you

#488

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know, we can't just take things based on faith.

#489

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Only seeing is believing, right?

#490

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Let's take this to the streets.

#491

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Thanks, guys.

#492

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Yeah, man. No worries.

#493

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Have a good one.

#494

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See you later.

#495

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Have a nice day.

#496

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Bye bye.

#497

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Okay, here's the deal.

#498

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Dennis, if you can drive to your apartment and back without

#499

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spilling a single drop, Dee, your precedent is set, and

#500

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Frank, you pay for everything.

#501

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Fine.

#502

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Good.

#503

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Okay, and Frank, if you can drive to our place and back

#504

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without getting in an accident with me giving you directions,

#505

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you can continue to drive as long as I'm in the car with you.

#506

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Deal!

#507

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All right.

#508

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On your mark. Get set. Go!

#509

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Did he say it was a race?

#510

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No.

#511

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Why are they running?

#512

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I have no idea.

#513

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All right, steady.

#514

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Steady as she goes.

#515

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I'm going straight.

#516

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Beautiful.

#517

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No, beautiful stuff.

#518

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This is the best.

#519

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Yeah. Dee, uh, please prepare me a bowl of cereal.

#520

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Yup.

#521

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What are you doing?

#522

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We got to see for ourselves how reckless this is.

#523

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And you hold it in one hand and drive with the other.

#524

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Interesting.

#525

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Yeah, I know.

#526

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Pretty mind-blowing stuff, isn't it?

#527

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Then I stop at a stoplight, and, once I'm stopped, and everything

#528

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is safe... take a bite.

#529

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All right, here we go.

#530

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(mumbling): Hold on.

#531

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Make a... make a left right there.

#532

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Make a what?

#533

⇓

Uh-huh. Go left.

#534

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Make a left.

#535

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Right.

#536

⇓

Right?

#537

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No!

#538

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Make up your mind!

#539

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Deandra, shut up!

#540

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Well, dude, now that we're alone, you can admit it.

#541

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I mean, I swayed you on evolution a little bit, right?

#542

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Well, I... (crunch)

#543

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Ah!

#544

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That's crazy! That is insane!

#545

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How do you hit me again?

#546

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It was Deandra's fault.

#547

⇓

What?

#548

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She gave me the wrong directions.

#549

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This way, that way!

#550

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Guys, it was actually pretty cut and dried.

#551

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It was Dee's fault.

#552

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I was trying to give directions and she interrupted me.

#553

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***

#554

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***

#555

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This is your fault? This is perfect.

#556

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Guys, we were all here to witness it.

#557

⇓

It was Dee's fault, she'll pay for the damages.

#558

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Absolutely. She should, yeah.

#559

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That's it.

#560

⇓

Don't you dare.

#561

⇓

No, it was-- oh, you know, I have an idea.

#562

⇓

Should we have a trial? Me and Charlie?

#563

⇓

- Kind of just had a trial. - Too many trials.

#564

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Can't have a trial for every person.

#565

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Let's just have her pay for it and be done with this.

#566

⇓

All right, that's it.

#567

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N-no, no, no!

#568

⇓

What are you-- no, because Charlie was giving the-- I was only--

#569

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Goddammit!

#570

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Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com

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