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Season 4, Episode 7 — The Insider

TMDB episode metadata

Show: The Boys

Episode title: The Insider

Air date: July 11, 2024

Director: Catriona McKenzie

Top billed cast: Karl Urban, Jack Quaid, Antony Starr, Erin Moriarty, Jessie T. Usher, Laz Alonso

Hey kids! Did you know your neighbor, uncle, or even Mom and Dad might be trying to destroy America? Find out how to stop them on the Avenue V Christmas Special! If you see something, say something!

Source: TMDB

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Oh, you got to really get it up in there, dawg.

dawg

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[Frenchie] Some sins deserve eternal damnation.

damnation deserve eternal frenchie sins

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I've committed murders.

committed murders

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Inmate refused visitation.

inmate refused visitation

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No!

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[doctor] A panic attack. Whatever you're doing, stop it.

attack doctor panic panic-attack

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[A-Train] They killed Cameron Coleman because

cameron cameron-coleman coleman killed train

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they thought that he was the fucking leak. I'm done.

fucking leak

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Cameron Coleman wasn't the leak.

cameron cameron-coleman coleman leak

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So, either Sage was lying to you,

lying sage

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or she's as useless as tits on a mouse.

mouse tits useless

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I'd do anything for you.

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That's my boy.

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I hate you.

hate

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Kimiko!

kimiko

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[Homelander] Victoria here, she's an integral part of the plan.

homelander part plan victoria

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[Sage] We'll handle Singer after the election's certified.

certified handle sage singer

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We need plausible deniability when the 25th is invoked.

plausible

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You're talking about a coup.

coup

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[Butcher] You give us a list of what you need to extract the virus, and make it

butcher extract list virus

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strong enough to top Homelander.

homelander strong

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We're not just talking about killing Homelander,

homelander killing

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we're talking about killing every Supe on Earth.

earth killing supe

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No one ever said nothing about genocide.

genocide

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What the fuck's that supposed to mean, "you're me"?

fucks supposed

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You got a big old fat V'd-up brain tumor, you cunt,

brain cunt tumor

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which is why you are seeing me in the first place.

place seeing

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I am you.

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[cheery holiday music playing]

cheery holiday music music-playing playing

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Well, Merry Christmas, A-Train!

christmas merry merry-christmas train

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Oh, Merry Christmas, Ryan.

christmas merry merry-christmas ryan

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Why the long face?

face

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[sighs]

sighs

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Antifa.

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What's that?

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Well, Ryan, it's a word for people

ryan word

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who hate superheroes and America

america hate superheroes

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even more than they hate Christmas.

christmas hate hate-christmas

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Well, what do they look like?

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That's the problem. They can look like anyone,

problem

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your neighbors, your teachers, even your mom and dad.

neighbors teachers

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♪ ♪

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♪ When you see something, say something ♪

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♪ Report that groomer when he comes for you ♪

comes report

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♪ See something, say something ♪

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♪ 'Cause he hates America and Christmas, too ♪

america christmas hates

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♪ It's the woke principal and his husband Chad ♪

chad husband principal woke

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♪ Or it could be your uncle who says Supes are bad ♪

supes uncle

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♪ It might even be your mom and your dad ♪

might

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Uh, Tommy, can we cut out for a second?

second tommy

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[Tommy] Uh, that's a cut on rehearsal.

rehearsal tommy

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-[man] That's a cut. -[bell rings]

bell bell-rings rings

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[woman] Back in 20, everyone.

woman

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Hey, is everything okay?

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I mean, yeah, it's just...

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we're telling kids to report on their own parents.

kids parents report telling

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The lyrics were approved by your dad. Personally, so...

approved lyrics personally

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Right. Right, yeah, yeah.

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-Right. -Yeah. It's no problem.

problem

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Uh...

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I just need to go 10-1.

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Yeah.

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[driving rock music playing]

driving music music-playing playing rock rock-music rock-music-playing

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[Ashley] PR made that apology to Temple Beth El,

apology ashley beth temple

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so that should be a done fucking deal.

deal fucking

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Um, secondly, we've got a...

secondly

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I thought the meeting started at 11:00.

meeting started

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We moved it up.

moved

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Hmm.

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Um, next.

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Oh, marketing would like to start selling these NFTs of you.

marketing selling start

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Apparently, you're not just buying JPEGs, you're joining a community.

apparently buying community joining

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-Ashley. -Yes, sir?

ashley

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-Get out. -Yes, sir.

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Sorry, sir. Yes, absolutely.

absolutely

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Sage...

sage

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who's the leak?

leak

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We're making inquiries.

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It's a process, we're eliminating--

process

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I assume you know what that is.

assume

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-It's a bug. -Specifically William Butcher's bug.

butchers specifically william

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They probably heard every single word we said at Tek-Knight's.

heard knights single single-word word

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And likely killed him.

killed likely

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They won't go public with the information.

information public

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-And why not? -Because it would short-circuit

circuit short

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everything they really want,

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which is to quietly take out Neuman once and for all.

neuman quietly

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[growls]

growls

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We should slaughter Butcher and his whole fucking team.

butcher fucking slaughter team whole whole-fucking

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Now that is a great idea, sir.

idea

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Butcher will be dead in a few months anyway.

butcher dead months

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And this close to go-time, I wouldn't stir up shit with the CIA.

close stir

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Yes, yes, yes. Your illustrious fucking plan.

fucking plan

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We killed Cameron Coleman for no reason.

cameron cameron-coleman coleman killed reason

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A speed bump but, ultimately, harmless.

bump harmless speed speed-bump ultimately

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Cameron golfed with Mike Lindell,

cameron mike

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who just pulled 50 million bucks worth of pillow commercials.

bucks commercials million pillow pulled worth

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You call that harmless?

harmless

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Oh, look at Daisy Duck Dynasty doing math.

daisy duck math

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You know, Firecracker and I have been talking.

firecracker

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Stimulating, I'm sure.

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Sorry.

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You have brains, Sage,

brains sage

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but I have wisdom.

wisdom

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And what happens if those brains of yours

brains happens

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get blown out again, leaving you

blown leaving

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talking like a gibbering idiot?

idiot

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Firecracker and I will find the leak.

firecracker leak

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With respect, the last time--

respect

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Respect? I don't hear no fucking respect.

fucking respect

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In fact, I am personally offended

fact offended personally

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by the way you are talking to this great man.

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[Homelander] You just focus on the shooter,

focus homelander shooter

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make sure he's good to go on the sixth.

sixth

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He'll be ready.

ready

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[Homelander] Good.

homelander

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You may leave.

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This one's called The World's Our Oyster.

called ones oyster worlds

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"Shimmering forests of kelp

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Like nature's car wash brushes

natures wash

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At the dark bottom, jellyfish glow

bottom dark glow jellyfish

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Like frat house lava lamps

frat house lamps lava

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I can swim you anywhere

swim

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The seven seas, one big wet road."

road seas seven seven-seas

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[Ambrosius] Jesus, Kevin.

ambrosius jesus kevin

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You really have the soul of a poet.

poet soul

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[Deep laughs]

deep laughs

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Stop. [inhales sharply]

inhales inhales-sharply sharply

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You're so bad.

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[Ambrosius] And, God, your tongue

ambrosius tongue

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-is like an outboard motor. -Yeah?

motor

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I came so many times.

times

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-Really? -[phone chimes]

chimes phone phone-chimes

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I, uh, I got to go, babe.

babe

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[Ambrosius] What? You do?

ambrosius

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Duty calls.

calls duty

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[Ambrosius] Wait. No, no. Wait.

ambrosius

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Come on, babe. You know you can't be out of water for long.

babe water

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[Ambrosius] No, you promised me you'd move me into the tank above the bed.

ambrosius promised tank

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Right, no. Of course, babe. A hunny percent.

babe course percent

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I just got to, uh, you know, clear out the freshwater exotics first,

clear

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and then it'll be all set.

itll

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Oh, and I got a notes call with Shia

notes

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on his new draft of Honey Boy 2. It's really starting to sing.

draft honey sing starting

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Well, can I move in tomorrow?

tomorrow

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Yeah, totally.

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Just like that, I'm supposed to pick up and leave?

pick supposed

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Christmas in the desert. Terrific.

christmas desert terrific

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[Annie] You're safer with Gen in Sedona, okay?

annie safer sedona

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-Some... things might happen soon. -What do you mean?

happen might might-happen

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What... what kind of things?

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It's better you don't know.

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-You call me out of the blue-- -I have called you

blue called

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every day for weeks. This is the first time you've picked up.

picked weeks

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You know, they kicked me out of the Tuesday Bible group.

bible group kicked tuesday

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-That has nothing to do with me. -No?

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Well, I heard Shelly whisper, "How the heck did Donna raise that girl?"

donna girl heard heck raise shelly whisper

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Okay, just hit the road first thing tomorrow--

road tomorrow

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"That she would have an abortion?"

abortion

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You're supposed to be held to a higher standard.

held higher standard supposed

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That's how I raised you.

raised

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Girls all over the world look up to you.

girls world

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And now they think they can be loose, because there's no consequences--

consequences loose

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That is none of your business,

business

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and it sure as fuck isn't Shelly's.

fuck

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You're Starlight. You're a superhero.

starlight superhero

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[Annie] I'm a person.

annie person

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Right now, none of that Starlight shit matters.

matters starlight

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Then why did Hughie save the suit?

hughie save suit

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[Annie sighs]

annie sighs

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I am so, so sorry.

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That is so fucked.

fucked

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I pulled it from the trash.

pulled trash

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I mean, I thought you might regret tossing it someday.

might regret someday tossing

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I don't even like looking at it.

looking

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Okay. All right.

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Done. I am-- There it goes.

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It is...

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out of here.

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I just... [sighs]

sighs

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God. I just, I didn't...

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want to bring a baby into a world that's ending.

baby bring ending world

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Hughie. It's just...

hughie

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...it's just all too much.

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I mean, there are so many fucking dumpster fires.

dumpster fires fucking

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Mm-hmm.

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Where do we even start?

start

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We just take it step by step.

step

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[Sage] You smell like you've been drinking.

drinking sage smell

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I don't know what you want from me, all right?

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-I got here as fast as I could-- -I want you to do your fucking job.

fast fucking

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[man] Whatever.

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[Hughie] You really think this could be our Lee Harvey?

harvey hughie

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That's what A-Train says. I say we visit him, too.

train visit

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[door opening]

door door-opening opening

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[coughing]

coughing

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[Mother's Milk] Where the fuck you been?

fuck milk mothers mothers-milk

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Shittin' a kidney.

kidney

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All right, listen up.

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Now, don't get your knickers in a twist, but...

twist

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...you remember Neuman's dearly departed

dearly neumans remember

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virus bloke? Dr. Sameer Shah?

bloke sameer shah virus

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I'm serious, Butcher. Don't.

butcher serious

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Well, funny story.

funny funny-story story

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Turns out he ain't that dead.

aint dead turns

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He's been working for me, making some more of that virus.

virus working

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What the fuck?

fuck

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Wait, all they found was--

found

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-Goddamn it, you asshole. -Did you cut off his leg?

asshole goddamn goddamn-it

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All right, all right, keep your hair on.

hair

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[Mother's Milk] So, basically,

milk mothers mothers-milk

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you've been amputatin' motherfuckers

motherfuckers

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while working on a secret bioweapon,

secret working

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and we're the ones that are supposed to chill?

chill ones supposed

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You are pissing away our best shot.

best best-shot pissing shot

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Now, the trouble is, we've hit a slight snag.

slight snag trouble

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He can't make it deadly enough to top Homelander

deadly homelander

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without causing a, you know,

causing

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global pandemic.

global pandemic

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Jesus.

jesus

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Wait.

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Genocide.

genocide

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You're talking about Supe genocide. That's--

genocide supe

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Yeah, Butcher, even for you--

butcher

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Which is why I'm fucking telling you, innit?

fucking innit telling

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You think I want that much blood on me hands?

blood hands

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Yeah, you do. You want to fucking swim in it.

fucking swim

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No, I don't.

↓

No, I do not.

↓

So, to keep the bug from burning through you lot like wildfire,

burning

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I thought ol' Sameer could do with

sameer

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-a bit of a hand. -From who?

hand

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A question both insightful and germane, my son.

question

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Ah, here he is. Speak of the devil.

devil speak

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[Frenchie] Bonjour.

bonjour frenchie

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[Mother's Milk] How the fuck did you get out?

fuck milk mothers mothers-milk

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I had Mallory pull a few strings.

mallory pull strings

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[Frenchie] Just to be clear,

clear frenchie

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this was against my will.

↓

I'd rather fuck a jar of fishing lures than to be free.

fishing free fuck

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Oh, cool. Cool.

cool cool-cool

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[Butcher] All right, then.

butcher

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Happy reunions. So,

happy

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Frenchie will help sort the virus.

frenchie virus

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We'll use it on Homelander and the VP and that's it, no one else.

homelander

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You fucking coward.

coward fucking

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Okay, that works.

works

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Kimiko, Frenchie, you two are on Dr. Shah.

frenchie kimiko shah

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The rest of you, on the mystery man.

mystery rest

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[rock music playing]

music music-playing playing rock rock-music rock-music-playing

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[soft dramatic music playing]

dramatic dramatic-music dramatic-music-playing music music-playing playing soft soft-dramatic soft-dramatic-music

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"Don't be a cunt."

cunt

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♪ ♪

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Listen...

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You should... go on ahead.

ahead

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You what?

↓

Without me. I gotta talk to Monique. It's...

monique

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Oh, come off it.

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Don't leave me alone with this lot.

alone

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Wait, what?

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-He ain't going. -[Hughie] You're not going? Why?

aint hughie

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All right, so we gonna make this official?

official

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Take a knee,

knee

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I'll knight you with my dick.

dick knight

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You're back in charge of The Boys again, all right?

boys charge

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I'm better off doing research anyway.

research

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No, you can't do this.

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You don't got to do this.

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Yeah, he does. This is good for us.

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[Annie] You can't. Things are bad already

annie

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without this fucking asshole back.

asshole fucking fucking-asshole

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Look what I got to deal with.

deal

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Listen, it ain't a debate, you guys.

aint debate

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I passed out.

passed

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During a mission.

mission

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I ain't cut out to be skipper.

aint skipper

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But he is.

↓

So, it's him. It's you.

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End of story.

story

↓

♪ ♪

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[knocking on door]

door knocking

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Hey, come in, baby.

baby

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Okay, babe...

babe

↓

Here, take this.

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That's $10,000 cash.

cash

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The rest of my accounts, I transferred into yours.

accounts rest transferred

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Marvin--

marvin

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Here's two one-way tickets to Belize.

tickets

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You and Janine's flights are tonight.

flights tonight

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Now, it's not forever,

forever

↓

-just until things blow over. -Stop.

blow

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Just stop.

↓

Okay? Tell me what's wrong.

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Something big's about to go down.

↓

If we lose, shit's gonna get crazy.

crazy lose shits

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If we win, shit's gonna get even crazier,

crazier shits

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so either way, y'all got to go.

yall

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And I'm sorry to make you have to pick up and leave again,

pick

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but I got one fucking job to do,

fucking

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and that's to keep you and Janine safe,

janine safe

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and I'll be damned if I let any of this fucking sh--

damned fucking

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[soft emotional music plays]

emotional music music-plays plays soft

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I know how hard you try, Marvin,

hard marvin

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taking care of Janine and me.

care janine

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Come with us.

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I believe you.

believe

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If you did all this, I...

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...I'm sure it's even worse than I'm imagining.

imagining worse

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So let's go.

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The three of us, let's go be a family.

family three

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Monique...

monique

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you know that you and Janine are my heart,

heart janine

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right?

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-I can't. -Look at you.

↓

That panic attack was supposed to be a warning, Marvin.

attack marvin panic panic-attack supposed warning

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Meet us at the airport...

airport meet

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...and this time tomorrow,

tomorrow

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baby, we'll be sipping rum punches

baby punches sipping

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on the beach while Janine dodges the waves.

beach janine waves

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[Firecracker] For over a decade, one man has been a voice you can trust.

decade firecracker trust voice

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And now that voice is gone.

gone voice

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Cameron Coleman has died of a brain aneurism

brain cameron cameron-coleman coleman died

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as a direct result of the flu vaccine.

direct result vaccine

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[triumphant music playing]

music music-playing playing triumphant triumphant-music triumphant-music-playing

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Gone from this world, but never gone from our hearts.

gone hearts world

↓

-Once again, tragedy-- -[video stops]

stops tragedy video

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-Hey. What happened to your assistant? -Oh, Gregory? I fired him.

assistant fired gregory happened

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Dumb fuck could never get my Sweetgreen order right.

dumb fuck order

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What do you want?

↓

Listen. They know Cameron's not the leak--

leak

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Shut the fuck up. I don't want to hear that shit anymore.

anymore fuck

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You leave me the fuck out of that. I'm done. [sobbing]

fuck sobbing

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You're shitfaced?

↓

I am still the CEO of this company,

company

↓

and if the CEO wants to get shitfaced at 11:00 a.m., I can.

wants

↓

He was the best.

best

↓

He was the fucking best assistant I ever fucking had.

assistant best fucking

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And I fired him to get him away from this fucking place.

fired fucking place

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[whispers] I had Cameron killed. I had him killed.

cameron killed whispers

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Look, you saved my life.

life saved

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I could've done that some other way.

couldve

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He didn't have to die.

↓

It's-it's so easy to become a monster around here.

become easy monster

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What if we left? Huh?

left

↓

What if we left?

left

↓

You and me?

↓

I don't mean us fucking-- ew, no.

fucking

↓

I spent my junior year abroad in Florence, we could just go, we could go.

abroad florence junior spent

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-You have a passport. -All right.

↓

-Oh, you don't need a passport. You just run-- -Hey, Ashley. Ashley.

ashley

↓

Get your shit together.

↓

Okay? You cannot be all wasted running your fucking mouth,

cannot fucking mouth running wasted

↓

not when you have both of our lives in your fucking hands.

fucking hands lives

↓

Button it up.

button

↓

Now.

↓

[intriguing music playing]

intriguing intriguing-music intriguing-music-playing music music-playing playing

↓

♪ ♪

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[coughing]

coughing

↓

All right. I'll have a dekko around the back,

↓

you two take the front, yeah?

front

↓

And then we'll pay the shooter a visit.

shooter visit

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[coughing]

coughing

↓

[coughing]

coughing

↓

[Kessler] You know, I have been racking my brain...

brain kessler

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trying to figure out when you got this soft spot for Supes.

figure soft spot supes

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Was it when you shot your load and cream-pied Maeve?

cream load maeve shot

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All right, you know what?

↓

Enough with the silent treatment, you stubborn prick,

prick silent silent-treatment stubborn treatment

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I am done fucking around with you.

fucking

↓

See, I know you don't care about Starlight or Kimiko.

care kimiko starlight

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Not really. And Ryan?

ryan

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He's not even yours.

↓

So, tell me...

↓

what justifies the faith in the kid?

faith

↓

I gave her my word.

word

↓

Becca? Really?

becca

↓

If your love was so perfect and pure...

love perfect pure

↓

...then why'd you fuck that waitress?

fuck waitress whyd

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I fucked up, all right.

fucked

↓

And I quit the booze the next day, didn't I?

booze quit

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Yeah.

↓

I can't help but notice you've been quitting the quitting lately.

lately notice quitting

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You know, you keep saying that you're doing all this to honor Becca's memory.

beccas honor memory

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You never did that when she was alive.

alive

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So, don't you think it's time to cut the shit?

↓

Fuck off, cunt.

cunt fuck

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[baby fussing in distance]

baby distance

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[door closes]

closes door door-closes

↓

[Annie] All clear.

annie clear

↓

Except for literal used tampons in the toilet.

except literal tampons toilet used

↓

[Hughie] Guys... Secret Service files.

files hughie secret service

↓

-Detail assignments for January 6th. -[Annie] What?

annie assignments detail january

↓

Whoa.

whoa

↓

It's a map of the D.C. Fairgrounds where Singer's having his rally.

having rally singers

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That's where they're giving him the old Dealey Plaza.

giving

↓

M was right.

↓

[thud nearby]

nearby thud

↓

[soft thudding]

soft thudding

↓

-[gasps] -Oh, my God.

gasps

↓

Oh, thank God you're here. [panting]

panting

↓

He killed my husband.

husband killed

↓

He held me for days.

days held

↓

Wait.

↓

Are you...?

↓

Um...

↓

Yeah. Yeah, hi.

↓

Um...

↓

Oh, my God. You are... burning up. Are you okay?

burning

↓

It's like a furnace in there.

furnace

↓

Okay. Let's get you some help. Yeah?

↓

Come on.

↓

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

whoa whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa

↓

Fuck! Stop!

fuck

↓

[Butcher] Oi!

butcher

↓

[intense music playing]

intense intense-music intense-music-playing music music-playing playing

↓

♪ ♪

↓

[shouts, grunts]

grunts shouts

↓

What the fuck?

fuck

↓

So gross. Ugh!

gross

↓

♪ ♪

↓

[Hughie panting]

hughie panting

↓

Fuck!

fuck

↓

-Do you see anything? -No.

↓

Fucking Supe shapeshifters.

fucking fucking-supe supe

↓

I hate those cunts.

cunts hate

↓

Got to hand it to Sage though--

hand sage

↓

perfect choice for the job.

choice perfect

↓

[Hughie] Wait, wait, wait. So we're saying that they could be anyone?

hughie

↓

How the fuck are we supposed to save the president

fuck president save supposed

↓

if the killer could be anyone?

killer

↓

By not shitting our panties.

panties shitting

↓

Hughie, wait a minute.

hughie minute

↓

Oh, my God. You need stitches.

stitches

↓

-I'll go to urgent care, okay? -I'll go with you.

care urgent urgent-care

↓

No, no, um, go back up there, get those plans before...

plans

↓

whoever gets back, all right? I'll catch up with you later.

catch

↓

-Okay. I love you. -Love you.

love

↓

[panting]

panting

↓

Printed-out boarding pass?

boarding pass printed

↓

Damn, what are you, 87?

↓

The fuck are you doing here?

fuck

↓

You took the words right out of my mouth.

mouth words

↓

See, I ran by that shithole earlier.

shithole

↓

I saw Butcher, Hughie and Starlight going in.

butcher hughie starlight

↓

But one motherfucker was conspicuously absent.

absent motherfucker

↓

So... this is it?

↓

You think I don't want to just peace out to Belize,

peace

↓

sip a daiquiri, smash the local talent?

daiquiri local smash talent

↓

Get on Priceline then, motherfucker.

motherfucker

↓

Hey. This shit ain't over.

aint

↓

It's over for me.

↓

I've given enough.

given

↓

Maybe I deserve to be fucking happy.

deserve fucking happy

↓

You know, when I carried your ass to the ER,

carried

↓

there was a kid there.

↓

His eyes were like...

eyes

↓

"Holy shit."

holy

↓

Looking at me...

looking

↓

...like I was a hero.

hero

↓

There were no screaming fans, no cameras.

cameras fans screaming

↓

Nobody even knew.

nobody

↓

Except for this one kid.

except

↓

That felt better than anything that I'd ever done at Vought.

vought

↓

Because for once...

↓

I didn't hate myself.

hate

↓

That's on you.

↓

A-Train, you don't get it, do you, man?

train

↓

This fight that we're in?

fight

↓

This never fucking ends.

ends fucking

↓

It killed my father. It killed his father.

father killed

↓

And look at what it's doing to me.

↓

It's tearing me the fuck apart.

apart fuck tearing

↓

Just like it did them.

↓

You know, I look in the mirror...

mirror

↓

and I don't even see myself no more.

↓

I got nothing left.

left

↓

Except my family.

except family

↓

You think Homelander and Vought...

homelander vought

↓

...and all of this shit ain't coming to Belize?

aint coming

↓

This whole fucking world?

fucking fucking-world whole whole-fucking world

↓

Where's your family gonna go then?

family

↓

[dramatic music playing]

dramatic dramatic-music dramatic-music-playing music music-playing playing

↓

[heavy door opens, closes]

closes door door-opens door-opens-closes heavy opens opens-closes

↓

[Sameer grunts]

grunts sameer

↓

Thanks.

thanks

↓

[Frenchie] After you eat,

frenchie

↓

we'll adjust your centrifugation numbers.

adjust numbers

↓

I think peut-être we should try a glycerol gradient.

↓

This, uh...

↓

quote-unquote "lab" can't produce what he wants.

produce quote wants

↓

[Frenchie] What we all want.

frenchie

↓

Homelander... [clicks tongue] fini, do we not?

clicks clicks-tongue homelander tongue

↓

You know, you worked in the finest lab with the best equipment,

best equipment finest worked

↓

but moi?

↓

I have worked in filthy basements with equipment

equipment filthy worked

↓

from dumpsters and dollar stores.

dollar dumpsters stores

↓

Necessity is the MILF of invention.

invention milf

↓

You know, um, he would talk to people who weren't here.

↓

Your friend.

friend

↓

Some music, perhaps?

music perhaps

↓

I noticed you enjoy truly revolting garbage from the 1990s.

enjoy garbage noticed truly

↓

-[♪ Crazy Town: "Butterfly"] -♪ Come, my lady, come, come, my lady...

butterfly crazy lady town

↓

Help you work.

↓

Bon appétit.

↓

This virus.

virus

↓

♪ Sugar baby, such a sexy, sexy...

baby sexy sugar

↓

It's just for Homelander, right? Not for Vicky?

homelander vicky

↓

♪ You got me sprung with your tongue ring, and I ain't gonna lie ♪

aint ring sprung tongue

↓

♪ 'Cause your loving gets me high, so to keep you by my side...

loving side

↓

Ryan, it's Dad.

ryan

↓

Hey, listen, buddy, I-I'm sorry I've been so busy lately,

buddy busy lately

↓

but I hear you're having some issues

having issues

↓

with the-the puppet show thing.

puppet

↓

Um, look, I got a lot going on here,

↓

buddy, so, uh, do me a favor,

buddy favor

↓

just-just-just suck it up and-and do it, all right? For me.

suck

↓

Terrific. Love you. Great. Bye.

love terrific

↓

Are you absolutely sure

absolutely

↓

that he is the leak?

leak

↓

The little shit broke wide open. He confessed to everything.

broke confessed open wide wide-open

↓

-Sir. -[Homelander] Webweaver.

homelander webweaver

↓

-[grunting] -Ew, what the fuck?

fuck grunting

↓

-Ew. -I'm sorry.

↓

Happens when I'm nervous.

happens nervous

↓

-Oh, fuck. -Ain't got to be nervous, just...

aint fuck nervous

↓

-go on, tell him what you told me. I know. -[sighs]

sighs

↓

Yes, ma'am.

maam

↓

Yes, sir.

↓

Whatever you want to know.

↓

How does it work?

↓

There's a hole in the suit so the webs can get out--

hole suit

↓

No. No. How does it work with William Butcher?

butcher william william-butcher

↓

Yeah, well, uh... He-he...

↓

he comes to me.

comes

↓

I tell him what he wants to know.

wants

↓

-[groaning] -Oh, for God sakes.

groaning sakes

↓

-That's just embarrassing. -Just shut the fuck up.

embarrassing fuck

↓

Now, one of Butcher's crew

butchers crew

↓

was wearing your nasty-ass suit to Tek-Knight's.

knights nasty suit wearing

↓

Did you give it to them?

↓

I'm not proud of it.

proud

↓

There it is.

↓

Help me out with something here.

↓

Few weeks back,

weeks

↓

how did you know where I was meeting Victoria Neuman?

meeting neuman victoria victoria-neuman

↓

Look, I-I messed up. I know, I know...

messed

↓

-[grunting, burping] -[splashing]

grunting splashing

↓

I'm sorry.

↓

[grunts] I...

grunts

↓

Oh, God. I'm sorry.

↓

I... I don't feel very good.

↓

[splashing]

splashing

↓

You ever meet this British guy?

british meet

↓

-He's a liar. -[Homelander] Hmm.

homelander liar

↓

He fucks with your brain.

brain fucks

↓

-Feeble brains, maybe. -[Webweaver] Yes.

brains feeble webweaver

↓

Feeble. I'm all fucked up.

feeble fucked

↓

I screwed you.

screwed

↓

I'm so, so sorry.

↓

I'll make you proud. I swear to God.

proud swear

↓

Hmm.

↓

Oh, buddy, what am I gonna do with you?

buddy

↓

Hmm?

↓

Jesus.

jesus

↓

Oh, stop.

↓

[intense music playing]

intense intense-music intense-music-playing music music-playing playing

↓

Wait, wait!

↓

What?

↓

It wasn't me.

↓

No, please. [screaming]

screaming

↓

[gasping]

gasping

↓

Thank you, Firecracker.

firecracker

↓

You bet.

↓

[sinister music playing]

music music-playing playing sinister sinister-music

↓

For Noel.

↓

It's not much.

↓

I've missed you.

missed

↓

I came every day. You wouldn't see me.

↓

I was ashamed.

ashamed

↓

For what you did to Colin and his family.

colin family

↓

You told a lot to Annie. The rest I pieced together.

annie rest

↓

Then you know why I had to turn myself in.

↓

You're exhausting.

exhausting

↓

Sorry.

↓

You always do this. All moody.

moody

↓

Torturing yourself.

torturing

↓

What else was I supposed to do?

supposed

↓

-Ask for help. Come to me for help. -You can't help.

↓

You don't understand.

↓

Do you know why I can't speak?

speak

↓

You watched Shining Light kill your parents.

kill light parents shining shining-light watched

↓

Your brother told me.

brother

↓

I never told Kenji the truth.

truth

↓

It was my first night at the camp.

camp night

↓

[man speaking Tagalog]

speaking

↓

We move like ghosts.

ghosts

↓

In silence.

silence

↓

So will you.

↓

So the first girl to cry out?

girl

↓

She loses.

loses

↓

You ready?

ready

↓

I murdered her without making a sound.

murdered sound

↓

[screams]

screams

↓

Then when I was allowed to speak again...

allowed speak

↓

I couldn't.

↓

You did not have a choice.

choice

↓

Of course I did.

course

↓

Better they kill me, than what I did to that girl.

girl kill

↓

What I did to lots of girls.

girls lots

↓

[grunts]

grunts

↓

I look in the mirror and hate what I see.

hate mirror

↓

So I understand,

↓

more than you know.

↓

You should not hate yourself.

hate

↓

Then neither should you.

↓

How can we possibly forgive ourselves?

forgive possibly

↓

How can we move on?

↓

[tender music playing]

music music-playing playing tender

↓

[sniffles]

sniffles

↓

When the virus is ready, we should set him free, no?

free ready virus

↓

[chuckles]

chuckles

↓

Butcher won't be happy.

butcher happy

↓

Then it must be the right thing to do.

must

↓

[water burbling]

water

↓

[Ambrosius] Babe, that you?

ambrosius babe

↓

[sighs] Yeah, babe.

babe sighs

↓

[Ambrosius] Can you pick me up some Sugarfish?

ambrosius pick

↓

No. We've talked about this.

talked

↓

I can't take part in the slaughter of albacore.

part slaughter

↓

One of my ride-or-dies is an albacore.

dies ride

↓

[Ambrosius] Okay, so I don't get to stay where I want

ambrosius

↓

or eat what I want.

↓

-What's that supposed to mean? -[Ambrosius sighs]

ambrosius sighs supposed

↓

"Sometimes the way you get them is the way you lose them."

lose sometimes

↓

Why are you quoting Lisa Vanderpump?

lisa quoting

↓

[Ambrosius] I know about Sage.

ambrosius sage

↓

What are you talking about? Sage?

sage

↓

Don't patronize me, Kevin. I've known for a while.

kevin known patronize

↓

My suckers can smell her on you

smell suckers

↓

-after your trysts. -[sighs]

sighs

↓

Like the one you're coming from now.

coming

↓

I love you so much.

love

↓

Your gentle heart, your fearless writing.

fearless gentle heart writing

↓

Can you honestly say she feels the same?

feels

↓

Look, I don't know what to tell you right now.

↓

Try the truth.

truth

↓

It's not too late.

late

↓

This is worth fighting for.

fighting worth

↓

We're worth fighting for.

fighting worth

↓

There's no way Sage cares about you the way that I do.

cares sage

↓

She says that I'm a superior being,

superior

↓

and she has four limbs.

four limbs

↓

[Ambrosius] That is not fair.

ambrosius fair

↓

Yeah, well, it is what it is.

↓

That's a dumb, nothing phrase,

dumb phrase

↓

-spoken by-- -Dumb people?

dumb spoken

↓

Dumb people? I hate it when you get nasty.

dumb hate nasty

↓

Well, what choice do I have, when you're rubbing my face in it?

choice face rubbing

↓

Oh, what, that I'm happy for once?!

happy

↓

-I'm sorry! -I feel sorry for you.

↓

For me? [laughing] For me? Look at you.

laughing

↓

You won't be laughing when you realize she doesn't respect you.

laughing realize respect

↓

She does respect me!

respect

↓

Wake up, Kevin. She's using you.

kevin using wake

↓

-You shut the fuck up! -You're throwing us away for a woman

fuck throwing woman

↓

who thinks you're pathetic... [gasping]

gasping pathetic thinks

↓

[dramatic music playing]

dramatic dramatic-music dramatic-music-playing music music-playing playing

↓

Kevin! Kevin!

kevin

↓

Come back!

↓

Please, Kevin, please.

kevin

↓

Please, Kevin.

kevin

↓

Kevin, I-I-I can't breathe.

breathe kevin

↓

[Ambrosius gasping, crying]

ambrosius crying gasping

↓

[wheezing]

wheezing

↓

[panting]

panting

↓

[wheezing stops]

stops wheezing

↓

[Ambrosius gasps loudly]

ambrosius gasps loudly

↓

-Please... [wheezing] -What?

wheezing

↓

-Oh, my God. -[Ambrosius] Kevin!

ambrosius kevin

↓

Please!

↓

[gasps]

gasps

↓

[long exhale]

↓

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

fuck fuck-fuck fuck-fuck-fuck

↓

[Ambrosius gasps loudly]

ambrosius gasps loudly

↓

Kevin! [wheezing]

kevin wheezing

↓

-Open the door! -Fuck.

door fuck open

↓

[Ambrosius choking]

ambrosius choking

↓

[gasps]

gasps

↓

I love... you.

love

↓

-[raspy breathing] -Okay.

breathing

↓

[panting]

panting

↓

[somber music playing]

music music-playing playing somber somber-music somber-music-playing

↓

♪ ♪

↓

[dramatic music playing]

dramatic dramatic-music dramatic-music-playing music music-playing playing

↓

[muffled voices echoing]

echoing muffled voices

↓

Deep? Deep?

deep deep-deep

↓

-Did you get all that? -Yes, sir.

↓

I finally have clarity now.

clarity finally

↓

Good.

↓

I will kill whoever you want me to kill, whenever you want me to kill them.

kill

↓

I'll kill every goddamn fish in the ocean if you say so.

fish goddamn kill ocean

↓

Okay.

↓

Attaboy. Um....

attaboy

↓

Well, get to it.

↓

-Madam Vice President-elect? -Yeah?

elect madam president president-elect vice vice-president vice-president-elect

↓

There's someone here to see you.

↓

Fuck, I'm gonna miss New York bodegas.

fuck miss york

↓

[Hughie] Listen, we need to talk.

hughie

↓

You can still stop all this, all right? Just stop.

↓

You must be pretty desperate if you're throwing a Hail Mary like this. Jesus--

desperate hail hail-mary jesus mary must throwing

↓

Five minutes, all right? Just five minutes

five five-minutes minutes

↓

where we cut the bullshit and we talk, just you and me,

bullshit

↓

about how fucked all this is.

fucked

↓

What it is, is politics. You know how it goes,

politics

↓

strange bedfellows.

strange

↓

Yeah, but it's not like you're palling around with Mitt Romney.

mitt palling

↓

You're working with Homelander.

homelander working

↓

He's gonna kill the president.

kill president

↓

That sounds fucking insane coming out of my mouth.

coming fucking insane mouth sounds

↓

Wow.

↓

And when Homelander chucks all the Starlighters

homelander starlighters

↓

into internment camps, you're just,

camps

↓

you're cool with that, too?

cool

↓

You didn't know about the camps.

camps

↓

Why do you think that you were at Tek-Knight's?

knights

↓

-That's what his prisons are for. -I got to get back to it.

prisons

↓

I still have all the dirt on you. What you said at Tek-Knight's.

dirt knights

↓

Everything.

↓

Is that a threat?

threat

↓

No.

↓

Because when we drop it, then you'll kill us all.

drop kill

↓

Like you said, mutually assured destruction.

assured destruction mutually

↓

But it doesn't have to be that way.

↓

And if you're even, like, one percent of the person that I knew,

percent person

↓

then I don't think you really want to do this.

↓

You can still step back.

step

↓

Vic, it's not too late.

late

↓

Thanks for coming by.

coming thanks

↓

I'm sorry...

↓

...to hear about your dad.

↓

[Butcher coughing]

butcher coughing

↓

Hughie's still not answering. I'm worried about him.

answering hughies worried

↓

Sup, cum burgers?

burgers

↓

[chuckles]

chuckles

↓

The fuck you doing here?

fuck

↓

[Deep] Homelander is sick of your shit, bro.

deep homelander sick

↓

Said to put you out of your misery.

misery

↓

[Butcher] And he sent you?

butcher sent

↓

Sure you ain't too busy tongue lashing your octo-pussy?

aint busy lashing pussy tongue

↓

What? No. I never...

↓

[breathes deeply]

breathes breathes-deeply deeply

↓

He didn't just send me.

send

↓

[footsteps thudding]

footsteps thudding

↓

[Butcher coughs]

butcher coughs

↓

Do you know what?

↓

I can't believe I'm saying this,

believe

↓

but it's Christmas.

christmas

↓

You two twats leg it right now,

twats

↓

and we'll forget you was ever here.

forget

↓

[laughs] What, dude? I can barely understand you,

barely laughs

↓

-your accent's insane. -What the fuck do you want, Deep?

accents deep fuck insane

↓

Justice, you fucking bitch.

bitch fucking fucking-bitch justice

↓

God, I'm gonna enjoy this so much.

enjoy

↓

First, you tried to cancel me,

cancel tried

↓

victimize an innocent man because I guess

innocent

↓

that's just cool to do to white guys nowadays.

cool nowadays white

↓

But joke's on you. #MeToo's over,

jokes

↓

sweetheart, it didn't work.

sweetheart

↓

Wah-wah-wah.

↓

I do not respect your truth.

respect truth

↓

I do not honor and cherish your story.

cherish honor story

↓

And I do not fucking apologize.

apologize fucking

↓

[grunting]

grunting

↓

[both grunting]

grunting

↓

[clicks empty]

clicks empty

↓

[snoring]

snoring

↓

Cunt's narcoleptic.

cunts

↓

[Annie gasps, shrieks]

annie gasps shrieks

↓

[grunts]

grunts

↓

Kessler,

kessler

↓

whatever you did to Ezekiel,

ezekiel

↓

do it again.

↓

[grunts]

grunts

↓

[dramatic music playing]

dramatic dramatic-music dramatic-music-playing music music-playing playing

↓

What are you doing?

↓

Wait, are you... You're the leak?

leak

↓

Did he just talk?

↓

Bro, it was you, bro?

↓

Deep, just FYI, I have always,

deep

↓

always fucking hated your ass.

fucking hated

↓

Fuck, he can fly?

fuck

↓

Eat a flying dick, motherfuck--

dick flying

↓

Ah!

↓

[Deep groaning]

deep groaning

↓

[grunts]

grunts

↓

[grunting]

grunting

↓

[clangs]

clangs

↓

Noir will be back up here in no time, so let's go.

noir

↓

He's right fucking there. Let's do him.

fucking

↓

You know how, Butcher? 'Cause I don't,

butcher

↓

but Noir sure as hell's gonna know how to fucking kill us.

fucking fucking-kill hells kill noir

↓

Now, come the fuck on.

fuck

↓

[groaning]

groaning

↓

[distant sirens wailing]

distant sirens sirens-wailing wailing

↓

Alexa, play "Dave Matthews Chill Mix."

chill dave matthews

↓

-[Alexa] Playing Dave Matthews-- -Alexa, please fucking don't.

dave fucking matthews playing

↓

What the fuck, A-Train?

fuck train

↓

[A-Train] Listen, we got to go, now.

train

↓

Deep and Noir know that I'm the leak.

deep leak noir

↓

-Wait, what? -Homelander's about to find out any second.

homelanders second

↓

Did you say anything about me, you fucking asshole?

asshole fucking fucking-asshole

↓

No, of course not. I didn't say anything.

course

↓

-A-Train, what the fuck? What the fuck? -Ashley.

ashley fuck train

↓

This is our chance. This is our chance.

chance

↓

Florence, anywhere,

florence

↓

but let's go.

↓

[panting]

panting

↓

I can't.

↓

-Suit yourself. -Wait, wait.

suit

↓

Your chip.

chip

↓

Don't forget to cut it out.

forget

↓

[A-Train whooshes away]

train whooshes

↓

[somber music playing]

music music-playing playing somber somber-music somber-music-playing

↓

[crying softly]

crying softly

↓

[indistinct chatter]

chatter indistinct indistinct-chatter

↓

[coughing]

coughing

↓

♪ Well, it's Christmastime ♪

christmastime

↓

♪ And the family's near...

familys near

↓

Hi, sorry, you're Starlight, right?

starlight

↓

-Oh, um... [clears throat] -Can I just get a selfie?

clears clears-throat selfie throat

↓

Oh. [chuckles] Uh, okay.

chuckles

↓

-[camera clicks] -Oh, that's a good one.

camera clicks

↓

-Okay. Thank you. -Thanks.

thanks

↓

So what's it gonna be, M?

↓

You gonna help us stop an assassination, a violent insurrection?

assassination violent

↓

Or you off to have a wank?

wank

↓

♪ Merry Christmas, baby...

baby christmas merry merry-christmas

↓

Looks like a wank then.

wank

↓

Who's Kessler?

kessler

↓

-Kessler? -In the Flatiron.

kessler

↓

You shouted a name, "Kessler,"

kessler name

↓

and something that had to do with Ezekiel.

ezekiel

↓

What was that?

↓

-No idea what you're on about there, luv. -Hmm.

idea

↓

[Monique] You're really not coming.

coming monique

↓

Those rum punches are gonna have to wait, babe.

babe punches

↓

Janine needs you.

janine needs

↓

[Mother's Milk] Monique, the one thing I've wanted more than anything,

milk monique mothers mothers-milk wanted

↓

my one prayer every night,

night prayer

↓

has been to be with you and Janine again.

janine

↓

To be a family.

family

↓

But if I'm gonna protect you two the way I have to,

protect

↓

I can't.

↓

I just...

↓

I can't.

↓

Maybe one day.

↓

"Maybe"? What the hell's that supposed to mean, Marvin? Maybe?

hells marvin supposed

↓

-I got to go, babe. -Marvin, wait--

babe marvin

↓

[somber music playing]

music music-playing playing somber somber-music somber-music-playing

↓

♪ ♪

↓

[high-pitched ringing]

pitched pitched-ringing ringing

↓

[muffled voice] Homelander?

homelander muffled voice

↓

[ringing stops]

ringing stops

↓

Homelander?

homelander

↓

Are you all right?

↓

A-Train?

train

↓

-I'm so-- -How could he do this to me?

↓

I'm so sorry.

↓

You know, some folks are just...

folks

↓

...well, they're born uppity.

born uppity

↓

Where is he?

↓

He cut out his tracking chip.

chip tracking

↓

And his family's gone, too.

familys gone

↓

[smacks lips] Of course.

course lips smacks smacks-lips

↓

[Sage] You sent Deep and Noir after Butcher?

butcher deep noir sage sent

↓

We talked about this.

talked

↓

Smartest person in the world,

person smartest smartest-person world

↓

and you didn't know A-Train was the leak?

leak train

↓

I knew.

↓

[smacks lips] You knew.

lips smacks smacks-lips

↓

And you let us kill Webweaver for nothing?

kill webweaver

↓

Oh, shit.

↓

You killed Webweaver?

killed webweaver

↓

Did you think he was the leak?

leak

↓

He was a junkie who'd confess to nailing Christ on the cross

christ confess cross junkie nailing whod

↓

if it got him home for his next fix.

home

↓

[sighs] I was very clear.

clear sighs

↓

No more secrets.

secrets

↓

But A-Train only leaked

leaked train

↓

exactly the information I wanted Butcher and his team to know.

butcher information team wanted

↓

He was the perfect misinformation delivery system.

delivery perfect system

↓

Until now.

↓

This was all part of the plan.

part plan

↓

Mm-hmm.

↓

Okay.

↓

Get the fuck out of here. You're done.

fuck

↓

Go back to your little litter box in Detroit

detroit litter

↓

and die alone.

alone

↓

[stammers] You promised.

promised stammers

↓

You promised me you would listen to me.

promised

↓

You're lucky I'm not sending you home in a bucket.

bucket home lucky sending

↓

Go.

↓

Fine, surround yourself with people like her.

surround

↓

Then you can systematically eliminate

eliminate systematically

↓

anyone who gets in your way,

↓

but there's one person you will never, ever defeat.

defeat person

↓

Good luck without me.

luck

↓

We don't need her. [chuckles]

chuckles

↓

Just-just get out.

↓

-Are you sure there's... -[smacks lips]

lips smacks smacks-lips

↓

...nothing I can...

↓

do for you?

↓

No.

↓

-Oh, just get the fuck out. -Okay. Mm-hmm.

fuck

↓

[tense music playing]

music music-playing playing tense tense-music tense-music-playing

↓

[exhales]

exhales

↓

Bro?

↓

Bro!

↓

-Bro? -[inhales deeply]

deeply inhales inhales-deeply

↓

Bro.

↓

Bro.

↓

-Bro. -[sighs]

sighs

↓

Hey, you.

↓

Hey, so we've had a day.

↓

Wait, what's the rush?

rush

↓

[Sage] Homelander. He fired me.

fired homelander sage

↓

Wait, but you can't leave. I love you.

love

↓

-We have something special, don't we? -Wait.

special

↓

Is she lobotomizing herself to fuck you, too?

fuck

↓

What do you mean, "lobotomizing herself"?

↓

[Deep sighs]

deep sighs

↓

Bro.

↓

-[♪ Len: "Steal My Sunshine"] -♪ I was lying on the grass of Sunday morning… ♪

grass lying morning steal sunday sunday-morning sunshine

↓

You were right. It's ready.

ready

↓

The glycerol gradient.

↓

Uh, it worked.

worked

↓

Even in a shitty lab. [chuckles]

chuckles shitty

↓

[grunts]

grunts

↓

After we do an FFA test,

test

↓

see that the virus is working,

virus working

↓

we have some good news for you, mon ami.

news

↓

-[shouts] -No!

shouts

↓

Kimiko.

kimiko

↓

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

↓

♪ Making sure I'm not in too deep...

deep

↓

[grunting]

grunting

↓

[Frenchie grunting]

frenchie grunting

↓

♪ If you steal my sunshine...

steal sunshine

↓

[Frenchie] Okay.

frenchie

↓

It's okay.

↓

[grunts]

grunts

↓

[Frenchie] Oh. Oh.

frenchie

↓

Okay.

↓

Mon coeur, look at me.

coeur

↓

Take this. Focus on this.

focus

↓

[grunts] I'm sorry!

grunts

↓

♪ In the park across the street ♪

park street

↓

♪ L-A-T-E-R that week ♪

week

↓

[grunting]

grunting

↓

♪ My sticky paws were into making straws out of big fat slurpy treats ♪

paws sticky straws treats

↓

♪ An incredible eight-food heap...

eight food heap incredible

↓

[Frenchie grunting loudly]

frenchie grunting loudly

↓

♪ But I invite who I want to come ♪

invite

↓

♪ So I missed a million miles of fun...

fun miles million million-miles missed

↓

It's okay.

↓

You're okay.

↓

Yeah. You're okay.

↓

♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪♪

steal sunshine

↓

You didn't twig to what Sameer was up to?

sameer twig

↓

Well, with bindings so thick, he must have worked them for days.

days must thick worked

↓

-Maybe weeks. No? -[Butcher] All right. All right.

butcher weeks

↓

What matters is if Sameer can get the bug out of a sheep's head,

head matters sameer

↓

Frenchie can get it out of Kimiko's gam.

frenchie kimikos

↓

[Hughie] All right, so, we know the virus works,

hughie virus works

↓

-but is it strong enough? -[Frenchie] To kill Homelander?

frenchie homelander kill kill-homelander strong

↓

No. But to kill Neuman at least?

kill least neuman

↓

C'est possible.

cest possible

↓

We've been on this for weeks, and all we have is a maybe?

weeks

↓

[Mother's Milk] Yo...

milk mothers mothers-milk

↓

[tense music playing]

music music-playing playing tense tense-music tense-music-playing

↓

Why all the grim faces?

faces grim

↓

We've done more with less.

less

↓

Ain't nobody gonna murk the president, not on our fuckin' watch.

aint fuckin nobody president watch

↓

Frenchie, that virus--

frenchie virus

↓

it ain't gonna cook itself, brother.

aint brother cook

↓

All right, let's go.

↓

Chop, chop, motherfuckers.

chop chop-chop motherfuckers

↓

[Homelander] Ryan, it's Dad.

homelander ryan

↓

Hey, listen, buddy, I-I'm sorry I've been so busy lately,

buddy busy lately

↓

but I hear you're having some issues with the-the puppet show thing.

having issues puppet

↓

Um, look, I got a lot going on here, buddy, so, uh, do me a favor.

buddy favor

↓

Just-just suck it up and-and do it.

suck

↓

All right? For me. Terrific. Love you. Great. Bye.

love terrific

↓

[phone chimes off]

chimes phone phone-chimes

↓

[♪ Avenue V: "See Something, Say Something"]

avenue

↓

♪ When you see something, say something ♪

↓

♪ Call 1-800-1-Vought ♪

vought

↓

♪ ♪

↓

♪ Could be a moocher from the welfare state ♪

state welfare

↓

♪ Or your teacher who tries to indoctrinate ♪

teacher tries

↓

♪ A socialist who says the stars and stripes aren't great ♪

stars stripes

↓

♪ Keep your ears open and your eyes stay peeled ♪

ears eyes open peeled

↓

♪ But whatever you do, make sure your lips aren't sealed ♪

lips sealed

↓

♪ When you see something, say something ♪

↓

♪ Pick up the phone and make the call ♪

phone pick

↓

♪ When you see something, say something ♪

↓

♪ Supes make the world a safe place for us all ...

place safe safe-place supes world

↓

[glass thuds]

glass thuds

↓

[sighs]

sighs

↓

[eerie, mysterious music playing]

eerie music music-playing mysterious mysterious-music playing

↓

There he is.

↓

Where the fuck were you when I needed you?

fuck needed

↓

Silent treatment goes both ways.

silent silent-treatment treatment ways

↓

♪ Could be the scientist who makes vaccines ♪

makes scientist vaccines

↓

♪ The guy with a beard who's a beauty queen ♪

beard beauty queen

↓

♪ The immigrant who keeps your ...

immigrant keeps

↓

-Stop. Stop. Just stop. -[music slows, stops]

music slows stops

↓

This song isn't cool.

cool song

↓

Honestly, none of this is cool.

cool

↓

Go to fucking commercial!

commercial fucking

↓

No. Don't go to commercial.

commercial

↓

Keep rolling, please.

rolling

↓

-[man] Let's just go. -[murmuring]

murmuring

↓

[tense, somber music playing]

music music-playing playing somber somber-music somber-music-playing tense

↓

Your family isn't your enemy.

enemy family

↓

Your family is all you've got.

family

↓

I've been thinking about my mom a lot lately.

lately thinking

↓

She died.

died

↓

But she loved Christmas.

christmas loved

↓

And s'mores with Reese's.

reeses smores

↓

And Terms of Endearment.

endearment terms

↓

And she loved her husband Billy.

billy husband loved

↓

But she wouldn't love this.

love

↓

She wouldn't want me doing it.

↓

My mom always told me to tell the truth...

truth

↓

...which is why...

↓

I'm sorry.

↓

[indistinct radio chatter]

chatter indistinct indistinct-radio indistinct-radio-chatter radio radio-chatter

↓

[sighs]

sighs

↓

[Butcher] And that...

butcher

↓

...is why I got faith in the kid,

faith

↓

you little fucking beauty.

beauty fucking

↓

[sighs]

sighs

↓

Wanker.

wanker

↓

-[Homelander] I'll always protect you. -[coughing]

coughing homelander protect

↓

[coughing violently]

coughing violently

↓

[ominous music playing]

music music-playing ominous ominous-music ominous-music-playing playing

↓

[coughs]

coughs

↓

[footsteps running]

footsteps running

↓

[woman] Call 911!

woman

↓

[sighs]

sighs

↓

Hey, Annie?

annie

↓

[Annie] Mm-hmm.

annie

↓

I, uh... I didn't actually go to urgent care today.

care today urgent urgent-care

↓

[Annie] Yeah, I could tell.

annie

↓

Yeah. Well, I... I went to go see Vicky.

vicky

↓

-Hughie! -Yeah, look, I know it...

hughie

↓

I'm okay. It's just...

↓

I don't know. I thought maybe I could talk her out of it, or...

↓

[Annie] And...?

annie

↓

Whoa. Uh...

whoa

↓

what made you--

↓

I-I... just thought I would... try it on.

↓

Okay. How-How's it... feel?

↓

[clicks tongue]

clicks clicks-tongue tongue

↓

Feels annoying...

annoying feels

↓

that you were right.

↓

We'll take it... step by step,

step

↓

one dumpster fire at a time.

dumpster dumpster-fire fire

↓

So, you're saying, I give genius advice.

advice genius

↓

[laughs] Don't push it.

laughs push

↓

Now...

↓

admit it.

admit

↓

You have fantasized

↓

about... keeping this suit on for this.

keeping suit

↓

-I haven't... -[laughs]

laughs

↓

...not fantasized about it.

↓

[Hughie] Mmm.

hughie

↓

[gentle music playing]

gentle gentle-music gentle-music-playing music music-playing playing

↓

[both panting]

panting

↓

[both moaning]

moaning

↓

Oh, shit.

↓

♪ ♪

↓

[both moaning loudly]

loudly moaning

↓

[both moan]

moan

↓

[snoring]

snoring

↓

[beeping]

beeping

↓

[dark music playing]

dark dark-music music music-playing playing

↓

[groans softly]

groans softly

↓

[gasping]

gasping

↓

♪ ♪

↓

[muffled groaning]

groaning muffled

↓

[breath quivering]

breath quivering

↓

[groaning]

groaning

↓

-[chain clanking] -[groaning]

chain clanking groaning

↓

[exhales]

exhales

↓

[panting loudly]

loudly panting

↓

♪ ♪

↓

[creaking]

creaking

↓

♪ When you see something, say something ♪

↓

♪ Report that groomer when he comes for you ♪

comes report

↓

♪ See something, say something ♪

↓

♪ 'Cause he hates America and Christmas, too ♪

america christmas hates

↓

♪ It's the woke principal and his husband Chad ♪

chad husband principal woke

↓

♪ Or could be your uncle who says Supes are bad ♪

supes uncle

↓

♪ It might even be your mom and your dad ♪

might

↓

♪ But listen to the golden rule ♪

golden rule

↓

♪ If you see something, say something ♪

↓

♪ Call 1-800-1-Vought ♪

vought

↓

♪ Could be a moocher from the welfare state ♪

state welfare

↓

♪ Or your teacher who tries to indoctrinate ♪

teacher tries

↓

♪ A socialist who says the stars and stripes aren't great ♪

stars stripes

↓

♪ Keep your ears open and your eyes stay peeled ♪

ears eyes open peeled

↓

♪ But whatever you do, make sure your lips aren't sealed ♪

lips sealed

↓

♪ When you see something, say something ♪

↓

♪ Pick up the phone and make the call ♪

phone pick

↓

♪ When you see something, say something ♪

↓

♪ Supes make the world a safe place for us all ♪

place safe safe-place supes world

↓

♪ It might be the people who don't trust the cops ♪

cops might trust

↓

♪ Or when Sean Penn says that Supes should stop ♪

penn sean supes

↓

♪ It might even be your mom and your pops ♪

might pops

↓

♪ But don't forget the golden rule ♪

forget golden rule

↓

♪ If you see something, say something ♪

↓

♪ Call 1-800-1-Vought ♪

vought

↓

♪ Could be the scientist who makes vaccines ♪

makes scientist vaccines

↓

♪ The guy with the beard who's a beauty queen ♪

beard beauty queen

↓

♪ The immigrant who keeps your apartment clean ♪

apartment clean immigrant keeps

↓

♪ Keep your ears open and your eyes stay peeled ♪

ears eyes open peeled

↓

♪ But whatever you do, make sure your lips aren't sealed ♪

lips sealed

↓

♪ Put them on the naughty list ♪

list naughty

↓

♪ We can't let those commies win ♪

↓

♪ So when you see someone who's looking suss ♪

looking

↓

♪ Just turn those losers in ♪

losers

↓

♪ When you see something, say something ♪

↓

♪ Report that groomer when he comes for you ♪

comes report

↓

♪ See something, say something ♪

↓

♪ 'Cause he hates America and Christmas, too ♪

america christmas hates

↓

♪ It's probably those who don't believe in God ♪

believe

↓

♪ And anyone who thinks that Supes are a fraud ♪

fraud supes thinks

↓

♪ So tell them all the golden rule ♪

golden rule

↓

♪ If you see something, say something ♪

↓

♪ Call 1-800-1-Vought ♪

vought

↓

♪ And you'll be a hero, too ♪♪

hero