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Season 4, Episode 6 — Dirty Business

TMDB episode metadata

Show: The Boys

Episode title: Dirty Business

Air date: July 04, 2024

Director: Karen Gaviola

Top billed cast: Karl Urban, Jack Quaid, Antony Starr, Erin Moriarty, Jessie T. Usher, Laz Alonso

Vernon Correctional Services provides compassionate rehabilitation to those in our care to prepare them for successful community reentry. At Vernon, it's not about custody. It's about family.

Source: TMDB

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[Butcher] The answer to all our prayers.

answer butcher prayers

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A virus that kills Supes.

kills supes virus

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[Frenchie] Somebody's been running tests.

frenchie running somebodys tests

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Holy shit.

holy

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Let's go.

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Sameer, is the virus gone?

gone sameer virus

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[Butcher] That's the only dose.

butcher dose

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So we inject it into your dead buddy over here,

buddy dead inject

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to infect the crazy fucking flying sheep.

crazy flying fucking infect sheep

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-Where's Sameer? -[FBSA agent] We couldn't find Dr. Shah.

agent sameer shah

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She knew the difference between right and wrong.

difference

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That baby killer!

baby baby-killer killer

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-[grunting] -[Sage] You set me up

grunting sage

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and you fell for it.

fell

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[Homelander] What's your next step?

homelander step

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[Sage] The world ripped down, rebuilt in your image.

image ripped sage world

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Jesus fucking Christ, are you serious?

christ fucking fucking-christ jesus jesus-fucking serious

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Shh.

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[Homelander] We recently found a leak.

found homelander leak recently

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-I'm still gonna fuck your wife. -[grunts]

fuck grunts wife

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[Hugh Sr.] There's something wrong with me.

hugh

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I don't know what to do!

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I love you so much.

love

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[Hughie crying]

crying hughie

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[Frenchie] Some sins deserve eternal damnation.

damnation deserve eternal frenchie sins

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I have committed murders.

committed murders

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We don't belong with decent people.

belong decent

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We are monsters so other people don't have to be.

monsters

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[Sameer] You chopped off my fucking leg!

chopped fucking sameer

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You'll be back to work in no time.

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-What work? -[Butcher] You're gonna make us

butcher

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some more of that virus.

virus

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Wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey, motherfucker.

eggs motherfucker

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[groans]

groans

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Now listen up, son.

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We been awfully patient with you...

awfully patient

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...but it's time to stop fucking about and get the job done.

fucking

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[gags, exhales]

exhales gags

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Mary's little lamb is starting to stink.

lamb marys starting stink

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I could just bash your fucking head in, jog your memory.

bash fucking fucking-head head memory

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Or, alternatively...

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...you just give us a list of what you need

list

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to extract the virus.

extract virus

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You cut off my fucking leg, you chain me here... For what?

chain fucking

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[panicked groan]

groan panicked

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[Butcher] Listen, mate. I'm the only thing

butcher mate

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that's standing between you and a murderball game at the Y.

game standing

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You don't understand, I can't.

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I can't. Vicky, Zoe... I can't.

vicky

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[screams]

screams

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Could just send you back to them in a fucking bucket,

bucket fucking send

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you don't do whatever the fuck we say.

fuck

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[coughing]

coughing

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You all right?

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Yeah, right as rain.

rain

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You got a week.

week

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And make it strong enough to top Homelander.

homelander strong

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A week? This could take months!

months week

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A week.

week

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[sobs]

sobs

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Don't let him fall asleep this time.

asleep fall fall-asleep

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[jarring music playing]

music music-playing playing

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To my right, your left, is the famous Beresford Hotel

famous hotel left

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out of where Ralph Fiennes's Chris Marshall pursued

chris ralph

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JLo's maid Marisa, asking if any part of their love was real.

asking love maid part real

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[guide continues indistinctly]

continues continues-indistinctly guide indistinctly

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[Daphne] You know, this has got to be a health code violation.

code daphne health violation

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[Hughie] It's what he wanted.

hughie wanted

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My God, did he love Maid in Manhattan.

love maid manhattan

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-[sighs] Man, that movie sucks. -It's so bad.

movie sighs sucks

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-Right? -It's so bad.

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[both chuckling]

chuckling

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I just feel like maybe I shouldn't leave, you know?

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You know, you can call me anytime, I can come in same day...

anytime

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Yeah, but people back home really need their Voughtality beauty care, right?

beauty care home

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Really, I'm...

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-I'm fine. -Yeah?

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Yeah.

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Is she okay?

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[Hughie] Kimiko? Our friend Frenchie

frenchie friend hughie kimiko

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just turned himself in for a bunch of murders he committed

bunch committed murders turned

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for this Russian mob boss,

boss russian

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but Kimiko's upset that he didn't talk to her about it first, so...

kimikos upset

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Who the fuck are your friends?

friends fuck

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Abortion is murder!

abortion murder

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Abortion is murder!

abortion murder

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-Hey, fuck off, asshole! -Hughie, Hughie...

asshole fuck hughie hughie-hughie

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Hey, stop, stop, please, please, please.

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Okay, sorry. I'm sorry.

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-I'm sorry. -I am so sorry, Daphne, I'm so sorry.

daphne

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-That man is a piece of shit, dear. -[laughs softly]

dear laughs piece softly

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Folks, this way.

folks

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That's not part of the tour. [chuckles]

chuckles part tour

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[indistinct chatter]

chatter indistinct indistinct-chatter

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[officer] Patterson.

officer

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Villanueva family. Davies.

family

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Line up for the next visitor shuttle.

line shuttle visitor

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Inmate's name and DIN?

name

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Inmate refused visitation.

inmate refused visitation

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Next.

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[wistful music playing]

music music-playing playing

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♪ ♪

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[rock music playing]

music music-playing playing rock rock-music rock-music-playing

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♪ USA... ♪

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Hope y'all are having a blessed day.

blessed having hope yall

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Cameron Coleman has taken a sabbatical, and I'm tickled to announce

announce cameron cameron-coleman coleman taken tickled

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that I'm filling in as the evening news anchor.

anchor evening filling news news-anchor

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So without further ado, our top story...

further story

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are Jewish space lasers brainwashing you into joining their shuls?

brainwashing jewish joining lasers space

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Our story tonight begins with Jerry Brown,

begins brown jerry story tonight

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the Rand Corporation and the Manischewitz kosher--

corporation kosher

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[app chimes]

chimes

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[gentle music plays]

gentle gentle-music music music-plays plays

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[app voice] ...let your intention connect

connect intention voice

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with an almost affectionate attention

attention

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-toward the breath. -[inhales]

breath inhales

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[exhales]

exhales

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[phone ringing]

phone phone-ringing ringing

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[growls]

growls

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[A-Train over phone] Hey, this is so fucked--

fucked phone train

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down.

slow whoa whoa-slow whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-slow whoa-whoa-whoa

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-[Mother's Milk] Where are you? -Toronto, so we could talk.

milk mothers mothers-milk toronto

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They killed Cameron Coleman because they thought that he was the fucking leak.

cameron cameron-coleman coleman fucking killed leak

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Oh, shit.

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Listen, I can't do this shit anymore, man.

anymore

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-I'm done! -All right.

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No one ever said this would be easy.

easy

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Think about your brother, your nephews...

brother nephews

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They'd be so proud of you, man.

proud theyd

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Who cares what my family thinks if I'm already fucking dead?

cares dead family fucking fucking-dead thinks

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Calm down.

calm

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Now walk me through everything.

walk

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And let's process this shit together, all right?

process

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This is so fucked!

fucked

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So before Cameron got beaten to death,

beaten cameron death

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Homelander was seen putting Supes together like a...

homelander putting seen supes

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An army.

army

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Mm-hmm.

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And then A-Train saw Tek-Knight talking to Sage.

knight sage train

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Looked like they were planning something--

looked planning

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You want to talk to Tek-Knight.

knight

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Now, he's having a Federalist Society party tonight at his estate.

estate having party party-tonight society tonight

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[Annie] I cannot believe that this is about

annie believe cannot cannot-believe

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to come out of my mouth, but... [sighs]

mouth sighs

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...we could use Butcher.

butcher

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Have you heard from him?

heard

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Motherfucker's MIA.

motherfuckers

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[Annie] Hey.

annie

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Maybe you should sit this out. You know?

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You've just been through so much. With your dad...

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I'm fine.

↓

Focusing on work is exactly what I need to do right now, okay?

focusing

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Just trust me.

trust

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Okay.

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Okay. So, how are we supposed to sneak into an alt-right cocktail party?

cocktail party sneak supposed

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Thought you'd never ask.

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Webweaver?

webweaver

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[♪ Tone-Loc: "Wild Thing"]

tone wild

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[sniffing]

sniffing

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I know you.

↓

Where's the limey?

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Don't worry about all that. I got your medicine.

medicine worry

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Usually Beardy McBritish wants some dirt in exchange, but...

dirt exchange usually wants

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I'm fresh out.

fresh

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Unless there's another way I can pay?

another

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Wink-wink.

wink

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On the house, for being a loyal CI.

house loyal

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[groans]

groans

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Yo. I'm-I'm, I'm pretty fucked up, no cap.

fucked

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Would you mind doing the honors?

honors mind

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Fuck you mean?

fuck

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-Shoot it up my pooper, dawg. -Motherfucker, you done lost your mind.

dawg lost mind motherfucker pooper shoot

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There's some lube on the table here.

lube table

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Squeeze bottle, not the pump.

bottle pump squeeze

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The blue one on the right. With the water base.

base blue water

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No fucking way.

fucking

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A.G., A.G.

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[groaning]

groaning

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I'll boof that shit later.

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♪ Wild thing, wild thing... ♪

wild

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♪ She love to do...

love

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Fuck.

fuck

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Oh, yeah, really get it up in there, dawg.

dawg

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[grunts softly]

grunts grunts-softly softly

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Oh, yo, yo! [shouts]

shouts

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-What? -That's my web hole!

hole

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Ohh, back up, back it up, back it up.

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-Oh. Fuck. -[groaning]

fuck groaning

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-Oh. Fuck. -Oh. Oh...

fuck

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All right.

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[panting]

panting

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Ooh.

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-[farts] -[grunts]

farts grunts

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Oh. Yo. My bad.

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Hey.

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Uh...

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You good?

↓

Want some Purell or...? Okay, yep. Coming in. Coming in.

coming

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There you go.

↓

Okay.

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Ain't enough Purell in the fucking world.

aint fucking fucking-world world

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How, uh... how long's he gonna be out for?

longs

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With as much Rohypnol I shot up his ass, at least 48 hours.

hours least shot

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Get his pants.

pants

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[beat-heavy music playing]

beat heavy music music-playing playing

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[guests chattering indistinctly]

chattering guests indistinctly

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[Tek-Knight] There's the big man!

knight

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The myth, the legend, the symbol of America.

america legend myth symbol

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-[chuckling] -[guests cheering]

cheering chuckling guests

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Please. We're all patriots here.

patriots

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Good evening, sir. How are you?

evening

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-This is Ryan, my son. -[ambient music playing]

music music-playing playing ryan

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How's that gavel, Mr. Speaker?

gavel speaker

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Well, it, uh, might've taken 18 rounds of voting, but we got there,

mightve rounds taken voting

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-didn't we? -[laughs]

laughs

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You know, sir, it's humbling

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to see your commitment to America.

america commitment

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Greatest country on Earth.

country earth greatest

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-Can't wait to see you inherit The Seven one of these days. -[chuckles]

chuckles days seven

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Those are mighty big boots to fill.

boots fill mighty

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Yeah.

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[Tek-Knight] Oh, Captain...

captain knight

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my captain.

captain

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It is such an honor to have you here.

honor

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I mean, the two top heroes together.

heroes

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Can't you just smell the team-up?

smell team

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You know, Sage and I might need you for the moment,

might moment sage

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but let's get one thing straight--

straight

↓

there is no team-up.

team

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We're not equals.

equals

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You're pathetic.

pathetic

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You can't even fly, for God's sakes.

gods gods-sakes sakes

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Come on, buddy.

buddy

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[Tek-Knight laughing]

knight laughing

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Ah! Oh, what a cutup.

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♪ ♪

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[Sage] What part of

part sage

↓

"you're an idiot child not welcome at the adult table" do you not understand?

adult child idiot table welcome

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Oh, I thought you knew everything.

↓

Tek Knight invited me.

invited knight

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We go way back.

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It's so good to see you here.

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...and The Whole Truth got picked up for another season on Vought+.

another picked season truth vought whole

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It's a hit.

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Must be, if you got all this.

must

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No, you--

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you don't get this from entertainment money.

entertainment money

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This is real money.

money real

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Eleven generations' money.

eleven generations money

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Oh.

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The Vernon family started out as slave catchers.

catchers family slave started vernon

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Now we own more private prisons than any other company in the U.S. of A.

company prisons private

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And you sure know how to fill them.

fill

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From snout to tail, I catch, house,

catch house snout tail

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and rehab criminals, and then I catch them

catch criminals rehab

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-all over again. -[laughs]

laughs

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You know, I bet A-Train here would've given my great-great-granddaddy

given train wouldve

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-a run for his money. Ah? -[Firecracker] Oh.

firecracker money

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But we would've caught you.

caught wouldve

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-[Firecracker] Ooh. [laughs] -[chuckling]

chuckling firecracker laughs

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I guess we'll never know.

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[intriguing music playing]

intriguing intriguing-music intriguing-music-playing music music-playing playing

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[Mother's Milk] Come on out, kid.

milk mothers mothers-milk

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[Hughie] You guys are gonna laugh.

hughie laugh

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No one is gonna laugh.

laugh

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[groans]

groans

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[ragged exhale]

↓

[chuckling]

chuckling

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Guys, come on. You-you promised.

promised

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-[Annie] Oh, my God. -[Hughie] Okay, you know what?

annie hughie

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Ah!

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Fuck you guys.

fuck

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[coughs]

coughs

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How did a junkie like Webweaver score an invite to this anyway?

invite junkie score webweaver

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Don't know. But A-Train said he's on the list.

list train

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God, why does he wear it so tight? [sniffs]

sniffs tight wear

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Smells like ass sweat and broken dreams in here.

broken dreams smells sweat

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Good, it'll hide your scent from Tek Knight.

hide itll knight scent

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You don't want to give him any tells.

tells

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Wait. Tek Knight has super smell?

knight smell super

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Yeah. Smell, vision, taste, touch.

smell taste touch vision

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-He's like Sherlock Holmes on meth. -I don't like this.

holmes meth sherlock

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He's gonna make Hughie.

hughie

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[Mother's Milk] How else are we gonna find out what Sage is cooking?

cooking milk mothers mothers-milk sage

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Just got to work fast, kid.

fast

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Take these bugs, put 'em all over the party,

bugs party

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and lure Tek Knight back here as soon as you can.

knight lure

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-Okay. -We'll take care of the rest.

care rest

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[Annie] Oh, God.

annie

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Okay. Comm check-ins every two minutes.

check minutes

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Just say something, okay?

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-Anything. -Yeah. Copy.

copy

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In Webweaver's voice, motherfucker.

motherfucker voice

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Uh... [imitates Webweaver] Copy, dawg.

copy dawg imitates webweaver

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Hey...

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I'm fine.

↓

All right? Trust me.

trust

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[Annie] Okay.

annie

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Ooh, that is... ripe.

ripe

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[Elijah] Webweaver.

elijah webweaver

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Master Knight's expecting you.

expecting knights master

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He'll be thrilled.

thrilled

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[clears throat] Yeah, uh, so am I, dawg.

clears clears-throat dawg throat

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Fuck, oh, fuck. The Seven are here.

fuck seven

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[Mother's Milk over earpiece] Just hurry up and plant the bugs, Hughie.

bugs earpiece hughie hurry milk mothers mothers-milk plant

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-Oh, shit, I'm so sorry. I... -Jesus fucking--

fucking jesus jesus-fucking

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Madam...

madam

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-Vice President-elect. -Oh, shit.

elect president president-elect vice vice-president vice-president-elect

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[Hughie] Uh...

hughie

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[suspenseful music playing]

music music-playing playing suspenseful suspenseful-music suspenseful-music-playing

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Um...

↓

Webweaver.

webweaver

↓

That's quite a scent.

scent

↓

-Webweaver! -[exclaims]

exclaims webweaver

↓

You made it.

↓

Oh, it's so good to meet you in person. Finally.

finally meet person

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Feels like I already know you.

feels

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[Hughie] Yeah, I know. Me too.

hughie

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No... cap?

↓

Really, I'm honored that you would even consider the sidekick gig.

consider honored sidekick

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I know it's a big change, but if tonight goes well...

change tonight

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-...it's yours. -Oh.

↓

Uh, w-well, great.

↓

-Mm-hmm. -Um, that's... great.

↓

Well, you know, I've never been to an estate before.

estate

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-Mm. -Um, do you guys have stables?

↓

[Tek-Knight laughing]

knight laughing

↓

Let's get the tour started inside.

started tour

↓

-Okay? Come on. [chuckles] -[Hughie] Okay. Got it.

chuckles hughie

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[Sage] What happened to you?

happened sage

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You look like you got ass-fucked by the business end of a hammer.

business fucked hammer

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Well, maybe I don't want to be at this CPAC nightmare

nightmare

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any more than they want me here.

↓

There's gonna be a little sidebar later on.

↓

One percent of the one percent.

percent

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Sage here is going to lube them up with cognac and Montecristos,

lube sage

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and then convince them to commit a little high treason.

commit convince

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I'm sorry, what the fuck?

fuck

↓

Why would I expose myself like that?

expose

↓

Because in this room is 38% of the U.S. GDP.

room

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And if we have a shot in hell of pulling off the 25th Amendment, we need them.

amendment pulling shot

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Do you want to be el jefe or not?

↓

Good. Now, you're the virgin at prom.

prom virgin

↓

Go get finger-popped.

finger popped

↓

Oh, hey.

↓

You hear about Stan Edgar?

edgar stan stan-edgar

↓

Well, what about him?

↓

Well, apparently, he got released from prison.

apparently prison released

↓

Hmm. Details are fairly sketchy as to why.

details fairly sketchy

↓

How. But, yeah, he got out.

↓

Hasn't been seen since.

seen

↓

Well, he's nothing if not slippery.

slippery

↓

I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.

happen sooner surprised

↓

He can't hurt us.

hurt

↓

Mm-hmm.

↓

That's why I went to the Safdies to direct.

direct

↓

[Mother's Milk] Okay, Hughie, check in.

check hughie milk mothers mothers-milk

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-No more PG-13 bullshit. -Oh, wow, I love these, uh, these orchid prints

bullshit love prints

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in your... stairway.

↓

Oh, wow.

↓

I love your study. So many books.

books love study

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[Tek-Knight] Got the original Beecher Stowe Uncle Tom's Cabin.

cabin knight original toms uncle

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-Cool. -Mm-hmm.

cool

↓

Cool, cool.

cool cool-cool

↓

Now, look, uh, I don't do this for just anybody, but, uh...

anybody

↓

you want to see the Tek Cave?

cave

↓

The Tek Ca-- Uh...

↓

S-Sure, I mean, uh, fuck yeah, dawg.

dawg fuck

↓

Oh, it's one of those pull-the-book, hidden-elevator-thingies.

book elevator hidden pull thingies

↓

Like in my movies.

movies

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-[Hughie] Like in your movies. -Shit.

hughie movies

↓

Huh.

↓

[static]

static

↓

Hughie.

hughie

↓

[elevator bell dings]

bell bell-dings dings elevator elevator-bell elevator-bell-dings

↓

[birds fluttering]

birds

↓

Oh, my God.

↓

Uh...

↓

Oh, wow.

↓

[water dripping]

dripping water

↓

This is the Tek Cave. Cool, cool.

cave cool cool-cool

↓

[Tek-Knight] Ah, you've met Elijah.

elijah knight

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Raised me since I lost my parents.

lost parents raised

↓

He's like a dad to me.

↓

Isn't that right, Elijah?

elijah

↓

That's correct, Master Knight.

correct knight master

↓

There's nothing greater than a father's guiding hand.

fathers greater guiding hand

↓

You know?

↓

That's for sure.

↓

Jesus. You didn't get all the santorum off the gibbet cage!

cage jesus

↓

It'll be taken care of, sir.

care itll taken taken-care

↓

-[groans] -Most certainly.

certainly groans

↓

-[static] -We got to pull him out.

pull static

↓

No, no, no. Look, j-just hold on.

↓

[muffled groaning]

groaning muffled

↓

-Uh... -[moaning]

moaning

↓

[moaning]

moaning

↓

Who is that?

↓

That's my last sidekick.

sidekick

↓

[pained moans]

moans pained

↓

I don't like liars.

liars

↓

The whole culture down here is based on trust.

based culture trust whole

↓

Huh.

↓

[heart beating rapidly]

beating heart heart-beating rapidly

↓

Are you agitated?

agitated

↓

No, I'm fine.

↓

I get it.

↓

This is all a little vanilla for you.

vanilla

↓

But... don't worry.

worry

↓

Tonight, we're really gonna push ourselves...

push tonight

↓

[shaky inhale] ...to your level.

level shaky

↓

[chains rattling]

chains rattling

↓

[Laddio grunting]

grunting

↓

[muffled speech]

muffled muffled-speech speech

↓

[Deep] Hey. Dude.

deep

↓

Are you fucking nuts?

fucking fucking-nuts nuts

↓

Put your mask back on.

mask

↓

G-Get out of his chair. What are you doing?

chair

↓

You know what's funny? I hate sake.

funny hate sake

↓

But I'm supposed to follow some stupid Black ninja bullshit,

black bullshit follow ninja stupid supposed

↓

which makes no goddamn sense, by the way.

goddamn makes sense

↓

You ever meet a Black ninja?

black meet ninja

↓

Lower your voice.

lower voice

↓

There's nobody here.

nobody

↓

They left us like babies so they could go do important stuff.

babies left stuff

↓

-We don't matter. -Hey.

matter

↓

Speak for yourself. I'm doing a ton of important shit.

speak

↓

Yeah? Like what?

↓

Need-to-know, bro. Need-to-fucking-know.

fucking

↓

Fuck it. I'm done with all this shit.

fuck

↓

You're quitting?

quitting

↓

What are you gonna do? Seven's the biggest gig there is.

biggest sevens

↓

Look, I don't understand Noir, okay?

noir

↓

You know there was nothing in his closet

closet

↓

but literally like seven file boxes of shitty Buster Beaver drawings?

beaver boxes buster drawings file seven shitty

↓

Why'd he have that?

whyd

↓

Who the fuck knows or cares?

cares fuck knows

↓

[sighs] I'm going to Missouri tomorrow.

sighs tomorrow

↓

I booked Cirque de Vought's new show, VIVANT! Music of the Bee Gees.

booked music voughts

↓

Three nights a week in Branson.

nights three three-nights week

↓

They're gonna let me fly.

↓

I can fly, did you know that?

↓

Yeah, dude, we all know that. Look, why didn't you just come to me?

↓

About what?

↓

Seriously? Dude.

↓

[sighs] Man, me and the old Noir?

noir sighs

↓

We were like great bros, like real bros.

bros real

↓

[sighs] Give me this.

sighs

↓

[glassware clinking]

clinking

↓

Few years ago, Noir cleared out an entire Indonesian fishing village.

cleared entire fishing noir village years

↓

Vought Fresh Farms was expanding their palm oil plantation,

expanding farms fresh palm vought

↓

but the locals were bitching 'cause they needed the river

bitching needed river

↓

to survive or whatever the fuck.

fuck survive

↓

Noir "cancelled" two dozen of 'em.

cancelled dozen noir

↓

Came back with a raging hard-on for a week.

hard raging week

↓

[chuckles]

chuckles

↓

No, dude, see, what you're not getting

↓

is how horny killing made the old Noir.

horny killing noir

↓

That was his whole thing.

whole

↓

But I don't really like violence.

violence

↓

[inhales, sighs]

inhales sighs

↓

Look, I know this is hard to imagine, but...

hard imagine

↓

some people laugh at me.

laugh

↓

[chuckles] It's crazy, right?

chuckles crazy

↓

Yeah.

↓

But you know what I realized?

realized

↓

When I crush someone's nose into the back of their skull

crush nose skull someones

↓

or beat 'em so bad that they'll never walk again?

beat walk

↓

[chuckles] They're not laughing anymore.

anymore chuckles laughing laughing-anymore

↓

They show respect.

respect

↓

Violence is power.

power violence

↓

I'm starting to get why it gave Noir so much chub.

noir starting

↓

-[app voice] Let your intention connect. -[Annie] Oh, something is wrong.

annie connect intention voice

↓

Something is really, really wrong.

↓

We should've never sent him in there.

sent shouldve

↓

Everything that's been going on with his dad, I mean...

↓

Fuck!

fuck

↓

-M.M.! -Annie, I hear you.

annie

↓

But what if we go in there and we blow that man's cover?

blow cover mans

↓

Homelander is in there.

homelander

↓

Sage, Firecracker, Neuman.

firecracker neuman sage

↓

I'm going in.

↓

Kimiko?

kimiko

↓

I'm going to move clarity forward through mindfulness.

clarity forward

↓

[equipment rattling]

equipment rattling

↓

And a gang of halothane to go with it.

gang halothane

↓

[Butcher retching]

butcher retching

↓

[coughing]

coughing

↓

[panting]

panting

↓

[grunts]

grunts

↓

[groans]

groans

↓

Are you all right?

↓

I'm fine.

↓

How you chopped off an innocent man's leg...

chopped innocent mans

↓

...does that sound fine to you?

sound

↓

It's the only way...

↓

I'm gonna get a proper crack at Homelander.

crack homelander proper

↓

Have you talked to Ryan?

ryan talked

↓

Are you even trying to get him out anymore?

anymore

↓

Or is... this just the same old bloodlust all over again?

↓

Jesus Christ, you're doing me fucking head in.

christ fucking fucking-head head jesus jesus-christ

↓

I'm trying to save the bleedin' world here.

save world

↓

Claret's gonna get spilt.

↓

[sighs]

sighs

↓

I can't do...

↓

what needs to be done and keep you happy.

happy needs

↓

[Becca] Billy, come on.

becca billy

↓

I mean, "saving the world"? Really?

saving world

↓

You're gonna kill one Homelander...

homelander kill

↓

...just to end up with another.

another

↓

[quiet, haunting music playing]

haunting haunting-music music music-playing playing quiet

↓

[suspenseful music playing]

music music-playing playing suspenseful suspenseful-music suspenseful-music-playing

↓

[distant indistinct chatter]

chatter distant indistinct indistinct-chatter

↓

All right, split up,

split

↓

stay connected, stay the fuck out of sight.

connected fuck sight

↓

Actually, we know if the rape is legitimate.

legitimate rape

↓

The woman's body has a way to reject that pregnancy.

body pregnancy reject womans

↓

A nationwide ban on abortion is just good policy.

abortion nationwide policy

↓

[gasping, screaming]

gasping screaming

↓

Huh.

↓

Tequila shots. Reposado. Keep 'em coming.

coming shots tequila

↓

[chuckles]

chuckles

↓

I just had abortion mansplained to me by a guy

abortion

↓

who refuses to be alone with any woman who isn't his wife...

alone refuses wife woman

↓

...or mistress.

mistress

↓

I don't know. I mean, cozying up to these people,

↓

you're fucking asking me to do the impossible here.

asking fucking impossible

↓

[light piano music playing]

light music music-playing piano piano-music piano-music-playing playing

↓

[sighs] When I was 11, my grandma was diagnosed

diagnosed grandma sighs

↓

with Stage 3 chronic lymphocytic leukemia.

chronic leukemia stage

↓

God...

↓

She had the biggest laugh, but she got so small so fast.

biggest fast laugh

↓

She was bed-ridden.

ridden

↓

The doctors didn't care about saving some old ex-Black Panther

black care doctors panther saving

↓

and they told my parents there was nothing to be done.

parents

↓

I stayed up the next three nights and discovered a cure.

cure discovered nights stayed three three-nights

↓

Presented my research to those satisfied fat crackers,

crackers presented research satisfied

↓

they patted me on the head, said I was adorable and laughed at me.

adorable head laughed

↓

Grandma died screaming in pain.

died grandma grandma-died pain screaming

↓

I could cure cancer, reverse global warming,

cancer cure global global-warming reverse warming

↓

but what's the point?

point

↓

Humans are animals.

animals humans

↓

And the lines at Voughtland are too long as it is.

lines voughtland

↓

Why are you telling me this?

telling

↓

Because you remember what it's like,

remember

↓

being a little girl who no one fucking listens to.

fucking girl listens

↓

And because fuck them all.

fuck

↓

The only way women like us have ever gotten what we deserved...

deserved gotten women

↓

...one hand in their pockets while the other slits their fucking throats.

fucking hand pockets throats

↓

Now... [sighs]

sighs

↓

You in or out?

↓

[muffled] Mm. Oh.

muffled

↓

It's a great party, huh?

party

↓

Y'all see all the free shrimp they got?

free shrimp yall

↓

Firecracker, it's kind of a private conversation.

conversation firecracker private

↓

But I'm sure the bar has some SunnyD and Everclear.

↓

[Homelander] Where is our host?

homelander host

↓

Mm. I have not seen him in a while.

seen

↓

-[♪ Gerry Rafferty: "Baker Street"] -♪ Happy ♪

baker baker-street gerry happy street

↓

♪ Just one more year...

↓

[Elijah] Master Knight.

elijah knight master

↓

[Tek-Knight] It's your favorite. German chocolate.

chocolate favorite german knight

↓

For the texture against the bare cheeks, right?

bare cheeks texture

↓

[chuckles]

chuckles

↓

♪ ♪

↓

[moaning]

moaning

↓

-Okay. Go. -Okay. Uh...

↓

Okay.

↓

-[grunts] -[Tek-Knight] Sit.

grunts knight

↓

[Hughie grunts]

grunts hughie

↓

Mm-hmm.

↓

[Tek-Knight] Yeah.

knight

↓

[Hughie] Like this?

hughie

↓

Yeah.

↓

Moosh it.

↓

[straining] Now...

straining

↓

fart.

fart

↓

Oh, that's-- That's okay, I don't really--

↓

[chuckles] I don't really have to, dawg.

chuckles dawg

↓

♪ About buying some land ♪

buying land

↓

♪ He's gonna give up the booze and the one-night stands...

booze night stands

↓

Yeah, I mean, I'm fine, though.

↓

This is fine.

↓

[grunting]

grunting

↓

[gasping]

gasping

↓

[farting]

farting

↓

Oh, that's fucking hot.

fucking

↓

♪ Oh, you're never gonna stop moving...

moving

↓

Ugh. You started without me?

started

↓

[Tek-Knight] No, no, no, no.

knight

↓

You are just in time.

↓

[Ashley laughs]

ashley laughs

↓

[both moan]

moan

↓

I left a present for you in the changing room.

changing left present room

↓

-Mm. -And no, it's not scat.

↓

-This time. [chuckles] -[moans]

chuckles moans

↓

♪ You're goin' ♪

goin

↓

♪ You're goin' home ♪♪

goin home

↓

[Tek-Knight] Webweaver,

knight webweaver

↓

clean up.

clean

↓

We are just getting started.

started

↓

[Hughie] Oh, man.

hughie

↓

[door opens in distance]

distance door door-opens opens

↓

[door closes]

closes door door-closes

↓

[Kessler] Oh, goddamn.

goddamn kessler

↓

You really do look like warmed-up shit.

warmed

↓

Oh, go fuck yourself.

fuck

↓

Already did. Twice today.

today twice twice-today

↓

Look at how my hand cramped up.

cramped hand

↓

[both chuckle]

chuckle

↓

You know, we got to give Sameer credit.

credit sameer

↓

Little fucker's a tough nut.

fuckers tough

↓

He'll crack.

crack

↓

Ain't got no choice.

aint choice

↓

None of us do.

↓

What's that supposed to mean?

supposed

↓

[exhales]

exhales

↓

[sighs]

sighs

↓

Man, you want to know what was harder for me than going off on that last tour?

harder tour

↓

Coming home.

coming coming-home home

↓

Applebee's with Tanya.

applebees tanya

↓

Helping Joe Jr. with his trig.

helping trig

↓

Fucking towel shopping.

fucking shopping towel

↓

-[scoffs] -[chuckles]

chuckles scoffs

↓

Everywhere I looked, I saw the faces,

faces looked

↓

the ruined faces of those men that you and me tortured and killed.

faces killed ruined tortured

↓

But see, I just-- I couldn't square up

square

↓

who I was at home with the shit that I'd done.

home

↓

And then, one night, over...

night

↓

boneless fucking buffalo chicken wings,

buffalo chicken chicken-wings fucking wings

↓

it came to me.

↓

Crystal.

crystal

↓

That guy that was taking out the trash

trash

↓

and watching SportsCenter, that wasn't me.

watching

↓

The real me?

real

↓

The real me likes to hear them scream.

likes real scream

↓

So, now, tell me, Billy...

billy

↓

who's the real you?

real

↓

[♪ Christopher Cross: "Sailing"]

christopher cross sailing

↓

♪ Sailing takes me away...

sailing takes

↓

[Hughie] Should we get back to the party?

hughie party

↓

Oh, this is the party, baby.

baby party

↓

When that shit upstairs is over, the real movers will come down here.

real upstairs

↓

They'll want to play with you, too.

↓

♪ Just a dream and the wind...

dream wind

↓

[laughs]

laughs

↓

♪ Soon I will be free...

free

↓

[laughing]

laughing

↓

I'm gonna sit my swollen clit on your stupid masked face

face masked stupid swollen

↓

and piss like a skunk,

piss skunk

↓

-and I just had asparagus. -[grunts softly]

asparagus grunts grunts-softly softly

↓

You want that.

↓

[Hughie] Yes?

hughie

↓

-Yes. -[screaming]

screaming

↓

I said, you want that, Pain Slut.

pain slut

↓

Yes! Yes, Mistress-- [screams]

mistress screams

↓

[laughing]

laughing

↓

I'm gonna bite your dick off and cook it.

bite cook dick

↓

I am 100% a cannibal.

cannibal

↓

[Hughie screams] Stop! No more. Uncle.

hughie screams uncle

↓

♪ Sailing...

sailing

↓

If Webweaver wants you to stop, he'll use his safe word.

safe safe-word wants webweaver word

↓

♪ To where I've always heard it could be...

heard

↓

[Hughie grunts]

grunts hughie

↓

[laughs]

laughs

↓

[Ashley] I'm gonna feel your pink asshole

ashley asshole pink

↓

around my wrist until you shit.

wrist

↓

-[Hughie] Spiderweb! -What?

hughie

↓

[Hughie] Oh, sorry, sorry.

hughie

↓

I just like to shout stuff out while I'm being tickled.

shout stuff tickled

↓

I'm so fucking turned on right now.

fucking turned

↓

[grunts]

grunts

↓

-[laughs] -Yes.

laughs

↓

[Hughie shrieking]

hughie shrieking

↓

Yeah.

↓

Oh, it's getting pretty swampy down there.

↓

[Hughie] Tarantula!

hughie tarantula

↓

[exhales]

exhales

↓

[sniffles]

sniffles

↓

[both gasp]

gasp

↓

The fuck?

fuck

↓

I'm not here for you--

↓

Oh, I don't give two shits what you're here for.

shits

↓

Oh, I should call Homelander right now to come and laser your tits off.

homelander laser tits

↓

Fuck.

fuck

↓

Why don't you come over here and try and sucker punch me now, bitch?

bitch punch sucker

↓

Look, you were right.

↓

No, don't go trying to apologize to me.

apologize

↓

I'm about to change your fucking life.

change fucking fucking-life life

↓

I'm sorry for what I did to you when we were kids--

kids

↓

Let me guess, that was Starlight, right?

starlight

↓

-And that's not you anymore? -No. No.

anymore

↓

I tried to run away from Starlight, tried to leave her behind,

behind starlight tried

↓

like she was a different person, but she's me.

person

↓

She's all me, and I said

↓

those fucking awful, awful things to you.

awful fucking

↓

And if I'm being honest, to other girls too, and I... [inhales]

girls honest inhales

↓

Look, it doesn't forgive you for being a cunt for what you did.

cunt forgive

↓

But for my end of things...

↓

...I'm sorry.

↓

I am. I am so sorry.

↓

[gasps]

gasps

↓

You fucking whore.

fucking whore

↓

[panting]

panting

↓

-[Ashley] Oh, John Henry! -[♪ America: "You Can Do Magic"]

america ashley henry john magic

↓

[moaning]

moaning

↓

♪ Anything that you desire...

desire

↓

[clapping]

clapping

↓

[Hughie moaning]

hughie moaning

↓

♪ You're the one who can put out the fire...

fire

↓

Mmm.

↓

♪ When you cast your spell...

cast spell

↓

God, you still got it, mommy.

mommy

↓

You still got it.

↓

[exhales]

exhales

↓

Why don't you go get changed, huh?

changed

↓

Head back upstairs, replenish your fluids?

fluids head upstairs

↓

I'll be there in a minute.

minute

↓

Yes.

↓

[Hughie mumbles]

hughie mumbles

↓

Oh, thank you so much.

↓

I'm fine. Everything's fine.

everythings

↓

[groans softly]

groans softly

↓

You having a good time?

having

↓

[Hughie] Oh, yeah.

hughie

↓

-Yeah? -Yeah. Just so much dried cum.

dried

↓

You just, uh,

↓

you tap my undies, they'll shatter like peanut brittle, man.

peanut shatter undies

↓

[groans]

groans

↓

Hey, so, did I get the gig?

↓

♪ With a word, you dry my tears...

tears word

↓

[Hughie grunts] Damn it.

grunts hughie

↓

[Tek-Knight] Just one last thing.

knight

↓

What's your safe word?

safe safe-word word

↓

[Hughie] Uh...

hughie

↓

Uh, you know, uh, I'm actually, I'm probably gonna save that

save

↓

for something I-I really can't handle, but yeah, I'm good.

handle

↓

You're trembling.

↓

-[Hughie] Mm-mm. -Your body's riddled by horripilation.

bodys hughie riddled

↓

Come on.

↓

It's the thing that you love the most.

love

↓

Say it.

↓

[Hughie] Lube?

hughie lube

↓

[shouting]

shouting

↓

[panting]

panting

↓

I know you. You're Hughie Campbell.

campbell hughie hughie-campbell

↓

-Fuck! -This is actually great news.

fuck news

↓

Not only am I gonna get points for catching you,

catching points

↓

but before I let the big guy know that you're down here...

↓

Wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute,

minute

↓

wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, um...

minute

↓

you were, hey, you were my favorite hero as a kid.

favorite hero

↓

Okay? You don't want to do this.

↓

Everybody always has the same holes.

everybody holes

↓

Over and over again,

↓

-it gets so fucking boring. -Please, I looked up to you.

boring fucking looked

↓

[Tek-Knight] Sometimes,

knight sometimes

↓

you just got to make your own.

↓

And then fuck them.

fuck

↓

[straining]

straining

↓

No! [screams]

screams

↓

Where's Annie?

annie

↓

Hughie said orchids, right?

hughie

↓

-[gasps] -Ah. Don't you fucking move.

fucking gasps

↓

Kimiko, find Tek-Knight's stupid fucking secret passage book.

book fucking kimiko knights passage secret stupid stupid-fucking

↓

All I have to do is scream.

scream

↓

Be the last thing you do.

↓

You're smart, but you ain't bulletproof.

aint bulletproof smart

↓

But if you kill me, you'd have to look Janine in the eye.

janine kill

↓

I said stop fucking moving.

fucking moving

↓

Doesn't she have enough problems?

problems

↓

-Expelled. -[books thumping]

books expelled thumping

↓

Told a boy to "eat a bag of dicks"

dicks

↓

and then broke his arm?

broke

↓

-You've been watching my daughter? -I mean, she gets that from you.

daughter watching

↓

Chip off the old block.

block chip

↓

-Shut the fuck up. -She has anger issues.

anger fuck issues

↓

Early signs of OCD. You see that, right?

early signs

↓

I said shut up.

↓

You've cursed the poor girl.

cursed girl poor

↓

No.

↓

[inhales raggedly]

inhales

↓

[high-pitched ringing]

pitched pitched-ringing ringing

↓

[dark music playing]

dark dark-music music music-playing playing

↓

[man] Look, this is a white, Christian nation

christian nation white

↓

founded on white, Christian values.

christian founded values white

↓

Church and state are the same thing.

church state

↓

And we need Supreme Court justices who will protect our values,

court protect supreme supreme-court values

↓

no matter how much they cost.

cost matter

↓

[smooth jazz music playing]

jazz jazz-music jazz-music-playing music music-playing playing smooth

↓

Y'all are supposed to be undercover.

supposed undercover yall

↓

What the fuck did you do?

fuck

↓

Shit. Damn.

↓

Oh, fuck no. I'm not taking him.

fuck

↓

You're gonna get me murdered.

murdered

↓

Just try it, bitch.

bitch

↓

[scoffs]

scoffs

↓

Get the door.

door

↓

[Annie] M.M.?

annie

↓

What the hell just happened?

happened

↓

-[♪ 10cc: "The Things We Do for Love"] -♪ Ooh, you made me love you ♪

love

↓

♪ Ooh...

↓

[grunts]

grunts

↓

[whimpering]

whimpering

↓

[Tek-Knight] No matter what happens,

happens knight matter

↓

I want you to keep fighting.

fighting

↓

[screaming]

screaming

↓

[elevator bell chimes]

bell bell-chimes chimes elevator elevator-bell elevator-bell-chimes

↓

♪ Agree to disagree ♪

agree disagree

↓

♪ But disagree to part...

disagree part

↓

[Annie] Oh, my God.

annie

↓

Hughie. Hughie. Are you okay?

hughie hughie-hughie

↓

Hey, hey, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.

↓

Oh, fuck. You're okay.

fuck

↓

[EMT] Hey!

↓

Do me a favor, just go wait over here, okay? Good boy.

favor

↓

-What is going on? -Hmm?

↓

Tek-Knight, A-Train, Firecracker, they're all M.I.A.,

firecracker knight train

↓

and where the fuck have you been?

fuck

↓

I once ate a whole bag of candy corns.

candy corns whole

↓

What?

↓

In my mouth.

mouth

↓

-I ate them. -Sage, what the fuck...

fuck sage

↓

[dark music playing]

dark dark-music music music-playing playing

↓

What happened to you?

happened

↓

Brain damage.

brain damage

↓

But now, I could really go for a Crunchwrap Supreme

supreme

↓

and a Sybian.

↓

Hey, hey, hey. Look at me.

↓

-Hmm? -Get a grip on yourself right now.

grip

↓

Get a fucking grip. Right now. Come on, come on.

fucking grip

↓

[mouths]

mouths

↓

[breathes deeply]

breathes breathes-deeply deeply

↓

[high-pitched ringing]

pitched pitched-ringing ringing

↓

[ringing fades]

fades ringing

↓

Fuck it.

fuck

↓

Fuck it. I'll do it myself.

fuck

↓

Folks.

folks

↓

Thank you for coming.

coming

↓

I'm sure you're wondering why we pulled you aside,

aside pulled wondering

↓

so let's get right to it.

↓

[sighs]

sighs

↓

I think we can all agree that Robert Singer

agree robert singer

↓

is the greatest threat this nation has ever faced.

faced greatest nation threat

↓

He is going to destroy this whole country.

country destroy whole whole-country

↓

You all met Ryan, my son.

ryan

↓

For his sake, I cannot and I will not

cannot sake

↓

-let that stand. -Does she agree?

agree stand

↓

[Homelander] Of course. Especially her.

course especially homelander

↓

She's not just eye candy.

candy

↓

No, no, Victoria here,

victoria

↓

she's an integral part of the plan.

part plan

↓

She sees up close what a doddering slave to the woke mob Singer really is.

close sees singer slave woke

↓

How great the threat really is.

threat

↓

So once he's in office, we need to act.

office

↓

We need to invoke the Twenty-fifth Amendment.

amendment fifth twenty

↓

You're-you're talking about a coup.

coup

↓

No, I'm not.

↓

I'm talking about saving this country.

country saving

↓

Before Singer replaces us

singer

↓

with a bunch of transgender illegals that will do everything--

bunch transgender

↓

Save the boogeyman shit for the idiots watching VNN.

idiots save watching

↓

How do you propose to handle the Justice Department?

department handle justice propose

↓

Well, they will all...

↓

be our appointees.

↓

Obviously.

obviously

↓

-And the military's reaction? -Or OPEC.

reaction

↓

How you gonna guarantee our oil reserves?

guarantee

↓

Of course there's gonna be some birth pangs--

birth course

↓

The shock to the markets would be total.

markets shock total

↓

And what happens if civil servants resign

civil happens resign servants

↓

en masse?

↓

With all due respect, sir, I think you got a little hitch in your giddy-up.

giddy hitch respect

↓

Who's handling all this?

handling

↓

[stammers] Great question.

question stammers

↓

This is great. Great questions.

questions

↓

Truly. And, um, uh,

truly

↓

Sage. Sage, um…

sage

↓

...has the details.

details

↓

Mmm.

↓

[others murmuring]

murmuring others

↓

Who's handling all this?

handling

↓

Me.

↓

I fucking am.

fucking

↓

[chuckles] Look, I'm sure you're all wondering

chuckles wondering

↓

why I'm here tonight, instead of rimming out AOC,

tonight

↓

while shouting, "Defund the police," up her asshole. [chuckles]

asshole chuckles police shouting

↓

But I'm here tonight

tonight

↓

to tell you the truth.

truth

↓

The truth is America is not a democracy.

america democracy truth

↓

The word "democracy" makes people feel safe.

democracy makes safe word

↓

But the founders never trusted the masses, because the truth is,

founders masses trusted truth

↓

the masses are fucking stupid.

fucking fucking-stupid masses stupid

↓

Anyone who owns a "Live, Laugh, Love" mug

laugh live love owns

↓

shouldn't have a say in how a country is run.

country

↓

People are a labor force

force labor

↓

that need a kind, but firm hand.

firm hand

↓

There are no nations. There's Apple, Exxon

apple nations

↓

and Berkshire Hathaway.

↓

Corporations are the real superpowers here.

corporations real superpowers

↓

You should be able to operate without any regulation or restriction

able operate regulation restriction

↓

whatsoever. After all, you're billionaires.

whatsoever

↓

You are smart enough to know what's best.

best smart

↓

Bottom line?

bottom bottom-line line

↓

You support me, and that is what you'll fucking get.

fucking support

↓

Hear, hear.

↓

-Hear, hear. -Hear, hear.

↓

[sighs]

sighs

↓

[man] Seems pretty solid.

seems solid

↓

[tense music plays]

music music-plays plays tense tense-music

↓

[♪ Toto: "Rosanna"]

rosanna toto

↓

♪ Meet you all the way ♪

meet

↓

♪ Rosanna ♪

rosanna

↓

♪ Meet you all the way...

meet

↓

I've dreamt of having you down here to humiliate,

dreamt having humiliate

↓

-Starlight. -You've been secretly meeting with Sage.

meeting sage secretly starlight

↓

Why?

↓

You're all so fucking dead when Homelander comes down here.

comes dead fucking fucking-dead homelander

↓

Do you know how fucking dead you all are?

dead fucking fucking-dead

↓

[laughing]

laughing

↓

Mm.

↓

[screams] Ow!

screams

↓

[grunts] Ow!

grunts

↓

Fuck!

fuck

↓

Yeah.

↓

Oh, fucking hurt me.

fucking hurt

↓

Oh!

↓

[moaning]

moaning

↓

Oh, yeah.

↓

Squeeze my balls, come on.

balls squeeze

↓

-Squeeze 'em. -How do you torture a masochist?

squeeze torture

↓

♪ Rosanna...

rosanna

↓

[shouting]

shouting

↓

Laddio, get help, boy!

↓

♪ Meet you all the way ♪

meet

↓

♪ Rosanna ♪

rosanna

↓

♪ Now she's gone and I have to stay...

gone

↓

It's...

↓

all of his bank accounts.

accounts bank

↓

Just needs a retinal scan.

needs scan

↓

Wait, what are you doing? No, no.

↓

No, no, no. Don't you fucking dare!

dare fucking

↓

No. Ow!

↓

[grunts]

grunts

↓

[automated voice] Access granted.

access automated automated-voice granted voice

↓

[grunts] Fuck.

fuck grunts

↓

Okay. All right, let's see, how do you

↓

hurt a billionaire?

billionaire hurt

↓

How about...

↓

40 million to Elizabeth Warren's Super PAC, how's that sound?

elizabeth million sound super

↓

No! Fuck you. I'll kill you.

fuck kill

↓

And 65 million to...

million

↓

the Innocence Project.

innocence project

↓

Whore. You skunk pussy bitch!

bitch pussy skunk whore

↓

I'll fucking make you hurt.

fucking hurt

↓

I swear to fucking God.

fucking swear

↓

Fuck you.

fuck

↓

Fuck.

fuck

↓

-Ready to talk? -Eat shit!

ready

↓

100 million to Black Lives Matter.

black black-lives black-lives-matter lives lives-matter matter million

↓

No, not those people! Fuck you!

fuck

↓

Fuck y-- No! No, wait!

fuck

↓

Wait, oh, uh, uh...

↓

[stammering]

stammering

↓

They made me a deal, okay? [stammers]

deal stammers

↓

What deal?

deal

↓

He'll fucking murder me.

fucking murder

↓

[whimpering]

whimpering

↓

Do it.

↓

No, please, please, please!

↓

To use my prisons.

prisons

↓

My prisons.

prisons

↓

Homelander and Sage, they,

homelander sage

↓

they need places across the country to put their...

country places

↓

dissidents. [stammers]

stammers

↓

Look, I don't know anything else.

↓

Okay? That's all.

↓

He's talking about internment camps.

camps

↓

[computer trilling]

computer

↓

-[Tek-Knight straining] -[Annie] Hey!

annie knight straining

↓

-Stop! What are you--? -Step back!

step

↓

Now!

↓

I raised this...

raised

↓

entitled piece of shit

entitled piece

↓

from a little boy.

↓

I listened to him moan about his career.

career listened moan

↓

I cleaned cum

cleaned

↓

out of too many goddamn holes

goddamn holes

↓

to count.

count

↓

But prison camps?

camps prison

↓

Go.

↓

We'll make it look like an accident.

accident

↓

He always admired David Carradine.

david

↓

Thank you.

↓

♪ Meet you all the way...

meet

↓

[Elijah] Zendaya.

elijah

↓

The safe word.

safe safe-word word

↓

It was "Zendaya."

↓

♪ Rosanna ♪♪

rosanna

↓

[Mother's Milk] Heart attack, huh?

attack heart heart-attack milk mothers mothers-milk

↓

How bad is it, Doc?

↓

Not quite.

↓

Panic attack.

attack panic panic-attack

↓

Folks mix it up all the time.

folks

↓

Consider this the universe's warning, Mr. Milk.

consider milk warning

↓

Whatever you're doing, stop it.

↓

Take some downtime now.

↓

Before you really have a heart attack.

attack heart heart-attack

↓

[phone chimes]

chimes phone phone-chimes

↓

[sighs]

sighs

↓

Ma'am.

maam

↓

I'm sorry, but I just don't think your inmate wants to see you.

inmate wants

↓

[somber music playing]

music music-playing playing somber somber-music somber-music-playing

↓

♪ ♪

↓

[door closes]

closes door door-closes

↓

[footfalls echo]

echo

↓

[Homelander] Where were you last night?

homelander night

↓

Starlight was at the mansion.

mansion starlight

↓

What?

↓

I chased her outside,

chased

↓

but the bitch got away.

bitch

↓

She did?

↓

Tek-Knight's dead.

dead knights

↓

Probably Starlight and her friends did it.

friends starlight

↓

-[scoffs] -How do you think

scoffs

↓

they knew about the party?

party

↓

Cameron Coleman wasn't the leak.

cameron cameron-coleman coleman leak

↓

So either Sage was lyin' to you,

sage

↓

or she's as useless as tits on a mouse.

mouse tits useless

↓

I mean, fuck.

fuck

↓

I heard about her performance last night, sir.

heard night performance

↓

-I just want you to know that I would-- -So...

↓

You're the one who let Starlight get away.

starlight

↓

So how do I know that you're not the leak?

leak

↓

When you found me...

found

↓

my podcast had...

podcast

↓

I don't know, a couple hundred fans. [chuckles softly]

chuckles chuckles-softly couple fans hundred softly

↓

You know, folks laughed.

folks laughed

↓

Now I'm the fucking anchor

anchor fucking

↓

at VNN.

↓

With millions of followers.

followers millions

↓

And they ain't laughin' no more.

aint

↓

-I really don't care-- -Please! Just let me finish.

care finish

↓

Now I have spent...

spent

↓

...my whole life

life whole whole-life

↓

on the outside, looking in.

looking

↓

It was you...

↓

...who threw that door open for me, sir.

door door-open open threw

↓

You brought me in.

brought

↓

God, you have given me...

given

↓

...everything.

↓

You...

↓

are everything

↓

to me.

↓

Uh…

↓

What are you doing?

↓

I am not sexually attracted to you.

attracted sexually

↓

No, this ain't about sex.

aint

↓

No, this?

↓

This is about loyalty.

loyalty

↓

[Homelander moans]

homelander moans

↓

But you're not pregnant.

pregnant

↓

There's, um,

↓

a long regimen of drugs a person can take

drugs person regimen

↓

to make it happen.

happen

↓

It enlarges the heart just a tiny little bit.

heart tiny

↓

You did this for me?

↓

I'd do anything for you.

↓

Anything.

↓

-That's my boy. -[Homelander moans]

homelander moans

↓

That's my good little boy.

↓

Mm.

↓

[Neuman] Anyone who owns a "Live, Laugh, Love" mug

laugh live love neuman owns

↓

shouldn't have a say in how a country is run.

country

↓

People are a labor force.

force labor

↓

They need a kind but firm hand...

firm hand

↓

[Annie] Do you think Vicky knows about the...

annie knows vicky

↓

internment camps?

camps

↓

Christ. I knew shit was bad.

christ

↓

I just did not know how bad.

↓

[Neuman] …any regulation or restriction whatsoever...

neuman regulation restriction whatsoever

↓

Ashley rubbed one out while she tickled my feet.

ashley feet rubbed tickled

↓

She said so many horrible things.

horrible

↓

Oh, my God. Hughie.

hughie

↓

What else did she do to you?

↓

I'm not fine.

↓

I'm really not fine.

↓

I miss him, Annie. I miss my dad.

annie miss

↓

Oh, Hughie.

hughie

↓

I'm so sorry. It's okay.

↓

I'm so sorry.

↓

[breathing shakily]

breathing breathing-shakily shakily

↓

[wheels rolling]

rolling wheels

↓

[Kessler] Well, looky here. Christmas came early, Sameer.

christmas early kessler sameer

↓

Nicked it off a French bloke.

bloke french nicked

↓

Should be enough to get you started.

started

↓

[coughing]

coughing

↓

I won't do it.

↓

The fuck you won't.

fuck

↓

Do what you want to me, but I ca--

↓

I can't do this for you.

↓

Listen.

↓

One dose.

dose

↓

Strong enough to top Homelander.

homelander strong

↓

And then you can go back to what's her name.

name

↓

And you don't got to see me no more.

↓

But this first.

↓

You don't understand.

↓

I can't.

↓

It's what we realized in the lab.

realized

↓

To make the virus strong enough to kill Homelander

homelander kill kill-homelander strong virus

↓

would evolve it into something unstable.

evolve unstable

↓

What do you mean, unstable?

unstable

↓

Airborne.

↓

Highly contagious.

contagious highly

↓

Super lethal.

lethal super

↓

No one with Compound V in their bloodstream would be safe.

bloodstream compound safe

↓

A global fucking pandemic.

fucking global pandemic

↓

We're not just talking about killing Homelander.

homelander killing

↓

We're talking about killing every Supe on earth.

earth killing supe

↓

That's Annie, Kimiko.

annie kimiko

↓

-Ryan. -[Sameer] Vicky.

ryan sameer vicky

↓

Zoe.

↓

I'm sorry.

↓

But when they say shit's falling into the wrong hands...

falling hands shits

↓

...they mean your hands.

hands

↓

[sniffles, whimpers]

sniffles whimpers

↓

[Kessler] This is beyond our wildest dreams.

beyond dreams kessler wildest

↓

Man, dude just gave us the silver bullet.

bullet silver

↓

We can wipe them all out.

wipe

↓

[Becca] Billy, you cannot go along with this.

along becca billy cannot

↓

Listen, mate, no one

mate

↓

ever said nothing about genocide.

genocide

↓

-Is that a fucking joke? -He's insane.

fucking insane joke

↓

[Kessler] Who was it that said, "They all got to go"?

kessler

↓

"Every fucking last one of 'em."

fucking

↓

[Becca] He's talking about murder, Billy.

becca billy murder

↓

-Of thousands. -Think how much better the world would be.

thousands world

↓

And a lot of them are innocent, okay? I know you--

innocent

↓

Shut your fucking cake hole, bitch!

bitch cake fucking hole

↓

Wait a minute… [stammers]

minute stammers

↓

You can see her?

↓

What the fuck's that supposed to mean, you're me?

fucks supposed

↓

I mean, out of all the fucking people

fucking

↓

that your festering fucked-up brain could've conjured up,

brain couldve fucked

↓

you picked me.

picked

↓

The real Joe Kessler?

kessler real

↓

He's dead in the Panjshir Valley, motherfucker.

dead motherfucker valley

↓

You never dragged me out.

dragged

↓

You left me to die.

left

↓

I'll be back at the head of the table in no time.

head table

↓

No.

↓

We'll get Ryan's head clear, and that's it.

clear head ryans

↓

Fuck all this cloak and dagger shite.

dagger fuck shite

↓

It's bloody freezing out here.

bloody freezing

↓

We'll patch you up right as rain.

patch rain

↓

No. No.

↓

No, I'd remember that.

remember

↓

I'd fucking remember that.

fucking remember

↓

[Kessler] Unless of course you've got a big, old,

course kessler

↓

fat, V'd-up brain tumor, you cunt.

brain cunt tumor

↓

Which is why you are seeing me in the first place.

place seeing

↓

[Kessler] I killed Ezekiel for you.

ezekiel kessler killed

↓

I am inside of you.

↓

I am you.

↓

Which is why when I tell you you want to do this,

↓

I am literally telling you

telling

↓

that you fucking want to do this.

fucking

↓

So don't you worry, Billy, my boy.

billy worry

↓

Daddy's home.

daddys home

↓

[mysterious music playing]

music music-playing mysterious mysterious-music playing

↓

♪ ♪

↓

♪ ♪

↓

♪ ♪

↓

♪ ♪