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The Boys

Season 4, Episode 2 — Life Among the Septics

TMDB episode metadata

Show: The Boys

Episode title: Life Among the Septics

Air date: June 13, 2024

Director: Karen Gaviola

Top billed cast: Karl Urban, Jack Quaid, Antony Starr, Erin Moriarty, Jessie T. Usher, Laz Alonso

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Source: TMDB

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[♪ The Notorious B.I.G.: "Hypnotize"]

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♪ Come on ♪

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♪ Ha, sicker than your average ♪

average

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♪ Poppa twist cabbage off instinct ♪

cabbage instinct twist

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♪ Don't think shit stink, pink gators ♪

pink stink

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♪ My Detroit players ♪

detroit players

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♪ Timbs for my hooligans in Brooklyn, that's right ♪

brooklyn hooligans

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♪ Dead right, if the head right ♪

dead head

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♪ Biggie there e'ry night ♪

biggie night

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♪ Poppa been smooth since days of Underoos...

days smooth

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Hey, yo, Reggie! Re-up.

reggie

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♪ Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can't you see? ♪

biggie

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♪ Sometimes your words just hypnotize me ♪

sometimes words

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-♪ And I just love your flashy ways ♪ -Shit.

flashy love ways

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♪ Guess that's why they broke and you're so paid ♪

broke paid

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♪ Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can't you see ♪♪

biggie

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I thought you were too sick to practice.

practice sick

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Done with all that, Coach.

coach

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When's the last time you had a decent meal?

decent meal whens

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Come on.

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Mary's always happy to have you at the table.

happy marys table

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-Nothing you say is gonna change my mind. -Damn it, Reggie.

change mind reggie

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You're the most talented superhero I've ever seen.

seen superhero talented

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Yet you're... you're throwing it all away

throwing

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slinging yayo for gangbangers?

slinging

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You don't know me, Coach. You don't know nothin'.

coach nothin

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I know you've got heart.

heart

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I know you want more than this.

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You've got a choice, son.

choice

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Either outrun this life,

life outrun

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or you can run yourself into an early grave.

early grave

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Now, please. It's me, Coach Brink.

brink coach

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Come back with me.

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To the suburbs.

suburbs

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Yeah, what I want doesn't matter.

matter

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I'll never be free of these streets.

free streets

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[Bourke] Cut! Holy fuck.

bourke fuck holy holy-fuck

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Holy fuck, we're not gonna beat that.

beat fuck holy holy-fuck

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That was fucking perfect. We're going again.

fucking perfect

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-I don't... -Ferrell fucking Streep.

fucking

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There are tears.

tears

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Literal tears.

literal tears

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Who's happy they spent two weekends

happy spent weekends

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at the Compton Youth Center now, huh?

center youth

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I'm not giving off too much of a Blind Side vibe, am I?

blind blind-side giving side vibe

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[Bourke] As if that's a bad thing?

bourke

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Are you-- Wait, what is that smell?

smell

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Will everyone stop?

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What is that smell?!

smell

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[sniffs] Is it... Is that you?

sniffs

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I had falafel for lunch.

lunch

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-[sniffs] -What?

sniffs

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I smell an Oscar nomination.

nomination oscar smell

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Shut up, man.

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-[Bourke] No, I won't. -[Ferrell] Don't jinx it.

bourke jinx

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You can't jinx gold. Look at me.

gold jinx

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You better make some shelf space, De Niro. Do you hear me?

shelf space

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All right, let's get you back to one, huh?

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-I'm gonna watch playbacks, okay? -Absolutely.

absolutely watch

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Yeah, let's get him some cans, please? Thank you.

cans

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One more quick thing.

quick

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Let's sidebar here a little bit.

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It feels like you're having a little bit of trouble

feels having trouble

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getting out of the starters' block.

block starters

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Maybe it's the scene.

scene

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Baby, this scene sings. All right, look at me.

baby scene sings

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In the arc of your character, this is your low point, right?

character point

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Everybody's given up on you, you're all alone,

alone everybodys given

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until the coach--

coach

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Swoops in and saves me from the ghetto?

ghetto saves

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No, no, no, you actually save each other.

save

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It's a very balanced narrative.

narrative

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All the sensitivity readers that we hired, they all agreed.

agreed hired

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-My brother was the only coach I ever had. -Right.

brother coach

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He was a waiter at Buster Beaver,

beaver buster waiter

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not a fucking crack dealer.

crack dealer fucking

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And he must be so proud of you right now.

must proud

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Let's get this train back on the tracks.

tracks train

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-Just give me a minute. -Yeah, sure.

minute

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Wait, wait, you know what? One more tiny little thing.

tiny

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You said what I want "doesn't matter."

matter

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But as scripted, it's actually

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what I want "don't matter," okay?

matter

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All right, good stuff.

stuff

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All right, everybody, let's get back to one!

everybody

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I want to make this fucking day!

fucking

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Hey, can we talk?

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You don't talk. It's like your one thing.

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Look, playing Noir has been a meaningful challenge,

challenge meaningful noir playing

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but yesterday was wack as fuck.

fuck yesterday

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I've never actually murdered anyone before.

murdered

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Does Homelander make us kill people, like, a lot?

homelander kill

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And when he does, do we just... do it?

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Look, don't get me wrong, I am stoked to be here

stoked

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and I am down to ride the wave. I'm just having trouble

having having-trouble ride trouble wave

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with Noir's motivation, you feel me?

motivation noirs

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His motivation is being a braindead maniac.

maniac motivation

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Just keep your mouth shut

mouth

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and do as you're fucking told.

fucking

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[trailer door closes]

closes door door-closes trailer

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[Cameron over TV] Violence in our blood-splattered streets

blood cameron streets violence

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against decent, hardworking Americans.

americans decent

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Folks, if you're thinking of letting your children

children folks letting thinking

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play carefree outside and without supervision,

supervision

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think again.

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I mean, these two animals,

animals

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Benny Long and Ian Rashford,

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savagely beat three good men to death

beat death three

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outside the courthouse yesterday.

courthouse yesterday

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The Starlighters have shown their true colors, folks,

colors folks shown starlighters

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rioting at multiple quote-unquote "peaceful demonstrations"

multiple peaceful quote rioting

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across the country.

country

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I, for one, do not take our liberties

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in this great country for granted.

country granted

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But apparently the Starlighters feel differently.

apparently differently starlighters

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[Daphne] Let's see. Soy for pH,

daphne

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hyaluronic acid for deep moisturizing

acid deep

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-and arginine for circulation. -What is all that?

circulation

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Um, I'm a Voughtality consultant.

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5K away from the red, white and blue Caddy.

blue white

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I thought it might be helpful.

helpful might

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You... You work for Vought?

vought

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Voughtality. "For a Super You."

super

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You know Vought killed my girlfriend, right?

girlfriend killed vought

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I'm literally fighting them right now.

fighting

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I think I have rosemary oil,

rosemary

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it's really good for the joints.

joints

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Can you just-- Can you stop please? Just for--

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-Please stop. Mom, stop. Just stop. -Okay, I'm sor--

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Okay, sorry, sorry. Just, um...

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[breathes deeply]

breathes breathes-deeply deeply

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I'm sorry. [chuckles]

chuckles

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You look good.

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Got tall. [chuckles]

chuckles tall

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Yeah, that adds up, since the last time you saw me

adds

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I was six fucking years old!

fucking years

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Please don't yell at me.

yell

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-What are you doing here? -The hospital called.

called hospital

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Yeah, when they couldn't reach me.

reach

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And I'm here now, so...

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He doesn't need you. Neither of us do.

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Your dad didn't tell you. [sighs]

sighs

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Shit.

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About what?

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He gave me power of attorney, including medical decisions.

attorney decisions including medical power

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And he signed a DNR.

signed

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H-He didn't update his will?

update

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He did.

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Why the fuck would he give you power of attorney over me?

attorney fuck power

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Well, I mean, we've been talking,

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the last year or two, now and then.

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Besides that, you'd have to ask him.

besides

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But Hughie, don't worry,

hughie worry

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-I am really good in a crisis. -Don't.

crisis

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And I-I-I can handle this.

handle

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I promise.

promise

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You promise.

promise

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Hughie...

hughie

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Wait.

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[sighs]

sighs

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[train rattling on tracks]

rattling tracks train

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You leave the money on the dresser?

dresser money

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[grunts]

grunts

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I didn't want to wake you up.

wake

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[groans]

groans

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Hey.

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Yeah, maybe you should stay in bed today, no?

today

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Yeah...

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[sighs]

sighs

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Could've been a lot worse.

couldve worse

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I mean, it would've been a lot worse if you weren't there.

worse wouldve

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Thank you.

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[chuckles]

chuckles

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-[phone chimes] -Oh.

chimes phone phone-chimes

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Starlight.

starlight

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Work.

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[door opens]

door door-opens opens

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[Katrin] Your speech therapist Gloria

gloria speech therapist

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has filled me in on the work you've been doing.

filled

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How's that been going?

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You know, psychological mutism

psychological

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is often a symptom of trauma in one's past.

often ones past trauma

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What do you think about that?

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I couldn't agree more.

agree

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But sometimes you have to confront your past

confront past sometimes

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in order to be free of it.

free order

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Okay.

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Why don't we start with something simple?

simple start

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Tell me about your parents. [gasps]

gasps parents

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[Muzak plays]

muzak plays

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[Hughie] Jesus.

hughie jesus

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You're just telling us now?

telling

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Have you seen any specialists, have you, um...

seen specialists

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So how long you got?

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It's none of your fucking business.

business fucking

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-I'm not sure why I'm telling you at all. -What's going on?

telling

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Let's just say I got an angel on my shoulder.

angel shoulder

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And she's a right bloody nag.

bloody

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Butcher, I tried to warn you that that shit was poison.

butcher poison tried warn

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You ain't one of us.

aint

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-Hey! -All right!

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A word.

word

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You're done.

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-What? -Fired.

fired

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Grab your shit and get the fuck out.

fuck grab

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I level with you lot and this is the thanks I get.

level thanks

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Fuck me.

fuck

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-See what being honest gets you? -Honest?

honest

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Motherfucker, you've been lying to us for the last six months.

lying months motherfucker

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Not telling ain't lying.

aint lying telling

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Look, you need all the help you can get, mate.

mate

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Not from you. You're a liability, Butcher.

butcher liability

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I ain't gonna let this stand, then.

aint stand

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The Boys is mine.

boys

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Says a dying man with one last bluff.

bluff dying

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Now grab your shit and get the fuck out.

fuck grab

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Or I'll throw you out.

throw

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[soft creaking]

creaking soft

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-Just... -I don't want to hear it.

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He's out.

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You can join him if you don't like it.

join

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Small-town kid grows up on a Montana ranch with his mom.

grows montana ranch town

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On the surface, he's an everyday all-American boy.

american everyday surface

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But deep in his heart, he knows he's different, special.

deep heart knows special

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He's always asking himself, "Who am I?"

asking

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Then one day that question is answered

answered question

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when Homelander flies down from the sky

flies homelander

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and says with tears in his eyes--

eyes tears

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No tears.

tears

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--and says, proudly, "Son, it's time for you

proudly

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to take your place by my side."

place side

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And for Ryan it feels surprising, yet inevitable.

feels inevitable ryan surprising

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He always knew he was destined for greatness.

destined greatness

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Because he came from greatness.

greatness

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[chuckling]

chuckling

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-Oh. -[Homelander] Wow.

homelander

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Oh, buddy, can you believe that?

believe buddy

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W-What do you think?

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It's cool, I guess.

cool

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You guess? [chuckles]

chuckles

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[stammers] I think it looks amazing.

amazing stammers

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-Oh, so amazing. Really marketable. -So marketable.

amazing

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The whole pitch blows.

blows pitch whole

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It... does not blow.

blow

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It blows, harder than Nancy Reagan on the MGM backlot.

blows harder nancy reagan

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I'm sorry, why are you here?

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Vought got rid of most of the sidekicks after Gunpowder.

gunpowder vought

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The settlements exceeded profitability.

exceeded

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[Homelander] Yeah, but I don't think Ryan

homelander ryan

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is gonna file an HR complaint against me. [laughs]

complaint file laughs

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-[laughter] -A what?

laughter

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Ryan is the first natural-born superhero.

born natural natural-born ryan superhero

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And his brand needs to reflect that.

brand needs reflect

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He's not one of Vought's lab rat freaks.

freaks voughts

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He was chosen-- by fate, God, whatever--

chosen fate

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to be the one who saves the world.

saves world

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[Homelander] Yes.

homelander

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But let's not forget

forget

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why he is special.

special

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Shall we?

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He's my son.

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Chosen by God, sure, but, uh...

chosen

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made by me.

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The chosen one narrative only works if he stands alone.

alone chosen narrative stands works

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Harry Potter. Neo. Luke Skywalker.

harry harry-potter luke potter skywalker

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Hollywood's trained people to fall in love

fall love trained

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with white boy lone saviors.

lone saviors white

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So, America will want to fall in love with Ryan.

america fall love ryan

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What is this?

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Uh, it's a crime itinerary.

crime itinerary

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Your first save. Congratulations, son.

congratulations save

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[whispering] I'm not on the call sheet.

sheet whispering

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You wanted a kingdom for your son.

kingdom wanted

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I'm helping you get it.

helping

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-Excellent. -Mm.

excellent

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Just as we discussed.

discussed

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Feel free to move forward.

forward free

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Thanks.

thanks

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Ah, if you don't mind?

mind

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-[camera clicks] -Hmm.

camera clicks

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I'm here because Homelander wants me here.

homelander wants

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Because he trusts me.

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[elevator chimes]

chimes elevator elevator-chimes

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[rapid footsteps approaching]

approaching footsteps footsteps-approaching rapid

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[chimes]

chimes

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[doors close]

close doors

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[sighs]

sighs

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Listen.

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I know you're the smartest woman on earth--

earth smartest woman

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Smartest person.

person smartest smartest-person

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Let me give you some advice.

advice

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You know, girls supporting girls.

girls supporting

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You cannot talk to Homelander like that.

cannot homelander

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I'm telling him the truth.

telling truth

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You're so afraid of him, you've plucked yourself bald.

afraid bald plucked

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If I were you, I'd make myself useful.

useful

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You know, get some lactation going,

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let him suck on those titties.

suck titties

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Before you end up like Madelyn Stillwell.

madelyn madelyn-stillwell stillwell

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[chimes, doors open]

chimes doors doors-open open

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Oh, Ashley, hey, what's up?

ashley

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Just the girl boss I wanted to see.

boss girl wanted

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I've been looking everywhere for you.

looking

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Hey, so I heard that Ryan's doing his first solo save.

heard ryans save solo

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I want to talk to you about something.

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I have this idea.

idea

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[clears throat] Okay, so, what if...

clears clears-throat throat

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and just hear me out on this,

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what if I was there?

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That's it. That's the pitch.

pitch

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Hmm. You want to join a family-friendly PG save?

family friendly join save

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While PETA still has you on their bestiality watchlist?

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I swear to God.

swear

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Stupid people who think they're smart

smart stupid

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make me want to eat my own shit.

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Why do you let her talk to you like that?

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She's just a bitch.

bitch

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It's probably that time of the month.

month

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It's like a full moon thing, isn't it?

full full-moon moon

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You're a genetically superior being,

genetically superior

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and she's the evolutionary equivalent of a capybara.

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-Cappuccino...? -It's a giant rodent from South America.

america giant rodent south south-america

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-Oh. -You're better than her.

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Act like it.

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-And you should be at the save. -[elevator chimes]

chimes elevator elevator-chimes save

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-[doors open] -It's a good idea.

doors doors-open idea open

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Thank you.

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[doors close]

close doors

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[Mother's Milk] 1:16, Todd and the other Hometeamers

milk mothers mothers-milk todd

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are seen going into Planet Vought.

planet seen vought

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And not seen again until...

seen

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2:09, when their dead bodies magically appear at the rally.

appear bodies dead dead-bodies magically rally

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Now, how do you think they got there without anybody seeing?

anybody seeing

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A-Train. It had to be A-Train.

train

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You promise? Like you promised Dad for better or worse?

promise promised worse

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We boring you, Hughie?

boring hughie

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Sorry. Sorry. I'm, um... [clears throat] I'm here.

clears clears-throat throat

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[Annie] But the Hometeamers died of blunt force trauma.

annie blunt died force trauma

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Nothing said anything about super strength.

strength super

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[Mother's Milk] Because they're getting a lot better at covering their ass,

covering milk mothers mothers-milk

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probably because of her.

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Sister Sage. 32 years old, from Detroit, Michigan.

detroit michigan sage sister sister-sage years

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She cut ties with Vought a while back,

ties vought

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when they kicked her off of Teenage Kix.

kicked teenage

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[Annie] What are her powers?

annie powers

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Smartest person on the planet.

person planet smartest smartest-person

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I've already tapped Sage's cell phones.

cell cell-phones phones tapped

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She made a reservation at the Vought Garden

garden reservation vought

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Suites & Courtyard Express in Harrisburg tonight.

courtyard express tonight

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Who's down for a little road trip?

road road-trip trip

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You know what? I'm gonna stay here.

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If A-Train framed those two Starlighters,

framed starlighters train

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I'm gonna take a run at him.

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I-I'm gonna go with you.

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I got to stay close to my dad.

close

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Understood. All right. You two are with me.

understood

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Aw, look, she made a cute little...

cute

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penis and balls.

balls penis

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-[grunts] -[whimpers]

grunts whimpers

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Hurry up, get the money.

hurry money

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[neck snaps]

neck snaps

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[grunts]

grunts

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Lights out, you fucking muff taco.

fucking lights taco

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Get back!

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Noir.

noir

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Back off.

↓

Hey, whoa, be cool, man.

cool whoa

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Noir, what are we supposed to do?

noir supposed

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-Let her go. -Out of my way, kid.

↓

It's gonna be okay.

↓

-Do you promise? -I promise.

promise

↓

[grunts]

grunts

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Who are you?

↓

My name is Ryan. And I don't like bullies.

bullies name ryan

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It's good. Pretty good.

↓

It's getting better.

↓

Solid work, guys. Noir, your entrance,

entrance noir solid

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you're doing too much. Just walk in.

walk

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Okay, but would Noir just enter stage right like that?

enter noir stage

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I feel like it's more in character if I come in through the skylight.

character

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You don't fucking talk.

fucking

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-Sorry. -Still talking.

↓

Let's just stick to the blocking for now, okay?

blocking stick

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Deep, drop the "fucking muff taco,"

deep drop fucking taco

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this is for families.

families

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-Okay. -Ryan,

ryan

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on the day, you're gonna throw me for real.

real throw

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-I can take it. -Yeah.

↓

Let's take five and we'll run it back.

five

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-Great. -Okay.

↓

Thank you, Koy.

↓

-Dad? -Yeah.

↓

Did I look dumb?

dumb

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You really... You got to put your back into it.

↓

You know, like...

↓

You really got to sell it.

sell

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You understand?

↓

Are all saves like this?

saves

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Like, with stunt people and rehearsals and stuff?

rehearsals stuff stunt

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No, no, of course some of them are real.

course real

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I-I've saved a lot of people.

saved

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This is just to help you get your sea legs, all right?

legs

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-Okay. -Yeah.

↓

Hey, Ryan. You want to rehearse the throw a few times?

ryan throw times

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-Great idea. Yes! -Yeah. Sure.

idea

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Yes. Excellent.

excellent

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Hey, so, um, just to be clear,

clear

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we're not actually killing people on the day, am I right?

killing

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Just shut the fuck up.

fuck

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[Koy] Just be real precise with your steps, you understand?

precise real steps

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You can't talk to me that way.

↓

I didn't say anything.

↓

I mean from before.

↓

Because I am the...

↓

I'm the peak of human evolution.

evolution human peak

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And you're just, you're just a capabarnia.

↓

-It's a rodent from South America. -Oh.

america rodent south south-america

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So you're fucking land mammals now?

fucking land mammals

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I am the lord of the seven seas.

lord seas seven seven-seas

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You talk to me like that again

↓

and I will drown you in your fucking toilet,

drown fucking toilet

↓

you stupid bitch.

bitch stupid stupid-bitch

↓

After I've used it.

used

↓

Is that what you want?

↓

-No. -"Sir"!

↓

No, sir.

↓

That's right.

↓

-Let her go. -Out of my way, kid.

↓

That kid's face is made for the big screen.

face kids screen

↓

A complexion like butter. He's practically glowing.

butter glowing practically

↓

[Seth] Well, thank God. Air-brushing the wrinkles out

brushing seth wrinkles

↓

of The Dawn of the Seven put VFX nine mil over the budget.

budget dawn nine seven

↓

We were neck fold to neck fold with Sex and the City 2.

city fold neck

↓

[exciting music plays]

exciting exciting-music music music-plays plays

↓

[engine turns off]

engine turns

↓

[Muzak plays]

muzak plays

↓

Motherfucker.

motherfucker

↓

Oi, oi.

↓

Fancy some steam tray eggs?

eggs fancy steam tray

↓

-How the fuck did you find us? -Come off it, mate.

fuck mate

↓

Your password's Janine2012.

↓

[Mother's Milk] I want you to put that shit down

milk mothers mothers-milk

↓

and get the fuck out of my operation.

fuck operation

↓

Well, it's lucky for me that you ain't my boss no more.

aint boss lucky

↓

And as a private and concerned citizen,

citizen concerned private

↓

I'm allowed to say fuck you to any deep state cunts

allowed cunts deep deep-state fuck state

↓

that try and keep me from the truth.

truth

↓

[busy chatter]

busy chatter

↓

Welcome to the monkey house.

house monkey welcome

↓

[♪ Talking Heads: "Burning Down the House"]

burning heads house

↓

♪ Watch out ♪

watch

↓

♪ You might get what you're after ♪

might

↓

♪ Cool, babies ♪

babies cool

↓

♪ Strange but not a stranger ♪

strange stranger

↓

♪ I'm an ordinary guy ♪

ordinary

↓

♪ Burning down the house ♪

burning house

↓

♪ Hold tight ♪

tight

↓

♪ Wait till the party's over ♪

partys till

↓

♪ Hold tight ♪

tight

↓

♪ We're in for nasty weather ♪

nasty weather

↓

♪ There has got to be a way ♪

↓

♪ Burning down the house...

burning house

↓

Bunch of tinfoil-hat-wearing Nazi motherfuckers.

bunch motherfuckers nazi wearing

↓

Why is the world's smartest person in a place such as this?

person place smartest smartest-person worlds

↓

[dramatic music plays]

dramatic dramatic-music music music-plays plays

↓

[grunting]

grunting

↓

Oi. There's our girl.

girl

↓

Where's Kimiko?

kimiko

↓

[Muzak playing]

muzak playing

↓

[can pops]

pops

↓

[gasping]

gasping

↓

♪ You can be what you wanna be ♪

↓

♪ In the land of the free ♪

free land

↓

♪ Love America, love America ♪

america love love-america

↓

♪ Love America, love America ♪

america love love-america

↓

♪ If you want it to get better ♪

↓

♪ Open up your loving arms ♪

arms loving open

↓

[microphone feedback squeals]

feedback microphone microphone-feedback squeals

↓

♪ Try to keep them safe from harm ♪

harm safe

↓

♪ You can say what you want to say ♪

↓

♪ Because freedom is the only way...

freedom

↓

Splinter.

splinter

↓

Splinter, come here.

splinter

↓

Am I too shiny?

shiny

↓

You're good.

↓

You look perfect.

perfect

↓

♪ Love America...

america love love-america

↓

Best get a move on.

best

↓

The Flat-Earthers get the space at 4:30.

flat space

↓

Yes. Okay.

↓

-[microphone feedback squeals] -H-Hey, everybody.

everybody feedback microphone microphone-feedback squeals

↓

Um, so, our next speaker

speaker

↓

is not only a true visionary,

↓

she's also my close friend.

close friend

↓

So please join me in welcoming

join welcoming

↓

author, filmmaker, political activist,

activist author political

↓

commentator and a leading voice

leading voice

↓

of the alt-Supe movement on YouTube,

movement supe youtube

↓

Firecracker!

firecracker

↓

[cheering]

cheering

↓

♪ USA...

↓

Well, howdy there, Truth Seekers.

howdy truth

↓

Hey!

↓

Hey there! Aw, well, thank you, thank you.

↓

-[cheering continues] -Whoo!

cheering continues whoo

↓

-[man] Tell us some truth, Firecracker! -[Firecracker] Okay.

firecracker truth

↓

I ain't gonna sugarcoat this.

aint

↓

We got ourselves a national crisis.

crisis national

↓

Homelander himself said Starlight traffics kids

homelander kids starlight

↓

and her Starlighters just murdered three of our brothers

brothers murdered starlighters three

↓

yesterday to cover it up.

cover yesterday

↓

They're killing us. Wake up.

killing wake

↓

Over the next two hours,

hours

↓

I will prove that Starlighter works with Oprah and Tom Hanks

hanks oprah prove starlighter works

↓

to set up a Satanic home delivery service.

delivery home service

↓

An order of a hot dog gets you a boy.

order

↓

-A taco, a girl. -[audience jeering]

audience girl taco

↓

A combo gets you a child they forced to have trans surgery.

child combo forced surgery trans

↓

And a soda gets you a shot of adrenochrome.

shot soda

↓

-We all know that Oprah has been under house arrest -People actually believe this shit?

arrest believe house oprah

↓

-ever since she sat down with Harry and that monarchy-fucker -People will believe anything.

believe fucker harry

↓

-Meghan Markle. For those who say that the evidence -Even something as ludicrous as

evidence ludicrous meghan

↓

-the moon landing. -against Tom Hanks is less clear-cut, well,

clear hanks landing less moon

↓

that's because the brave whistleblower who was gonna blow

blow brave

↓

Forrest Gump's pedo ring wide open

open pedo ring wide wide-open

↓

fell off a bridge before he got the chance.

bridge chance fell

↓

Frenchie. See what he's up to.

frenchie

↓

-[Firecracker] Coincidence? -But do not engage.

coincidence engage firecracker

↓

[Firecracker] Right.

firecracker

↓

Ah, ah, ah.

↓

You're ain't leaving my sight.

aint leaving sight

↓

...of all of the Tom Hanks movies,

hanks movies

↓

you get 311, which is...

↓

the police code for child porn.

child code police porn

↓

It's just math!

math

↓

[busy chatter]

busy chatter

↓

[announcer over P.A.] Stormchasers United is starting in 20 minutes

announcer minutes starting stormchasers united

↓

in conference room B.

conference conference-room room

↓

[intriguing music plays]

intriguing intriguing-music music music-plays plays

↓

[phone chimes]

chimes phone phone-chimes

↓

Hey, stop, no. Give it back.

↓

Stop being a pussy.

pussy

↓

Go get some of Colin's penis... or ass...

colins penis

↓

Or maybe both?

↓

But go get it!

↓

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

whoa whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa

↓

Are you drunk?

drunk

↓

I just had a beer.

beer

↓

Four beers.

beers four four-beers

↓

What is wrong with you?

↓

Six beers.

beers

↓

You're holding back with Colin because of me!

colin holding

↓

What? No, it's...

↓

It's nothing to do with you.

↓

Well I fucked someone.

fucked

↓

Really?

↓

The barista at Jitter Bean.

bean

↓

He stuck his penis right in my vagina.

penis stuck vagina

↓

Okay.

↓

You should stick your penis somewhere!

penis stick

↓

Mon coeur, truly, merci.

coeur merci truly

↓

But it's not about you, I swear.

swear

↓

[announcer over P.A.] The Alex Jones look-alike contest is in...

alex alike announcer contest jones

↓

Can we go back to work now?

↓

Eight beers.

beers eight

↓

[suspenseful music plays]

music music-plays plays suspenseful suspenseful-music

↓

What's that about?

↓

[muffled grunting]

grunting muffled

↓

[grunting continues]

continues grunting

↓

[grunting]

grunting

↓

Mon Dieu.

↓

This isn't what it looks like.

↓

-[grunts] -[spitting]

grunts spitting

↓

It's okay.

↓

[Hughie] Maybe your source at the Tower is fucking with you?

fucking hughie source tower

↓

[Annie] No, no, no, if she says A-Train shows up here

annie shows train

↓

every Sunday at 3:00 p.m.,

sunday

↓

he will.

↓

Yeah, you promise? Your promise is as worthless as you are.

promise worthless

↓

What?

↓

Sorry.

↓

Sorry, I was just, uh...

↓

workshopping what I should've said to my mom.

shouldve

↓

You really don't have to be here, okay?

↓

You can go to the hospital, you should.

hospital

↓

No. No.

↓

No, nothing to do there except, uh...

except

↓

relive my childhood trauma.

childhood trauma

↓

[newscaster] Tensions are high after the murder of the Homelander Three

homelander murder newscaster three

↓

allegedly at the hands of two Starlight followers.

allegedly followers hands starlight

↓

Skirmishes between the two groups have--

groups

↓

[Hughie] All right, enough of that shit.

hughie

↓

Uh, has Kiara woken up yet?

woken

↓

Mm-mm.

↓

No, and I have about a thousand messages

messages thousand

↓

asking me what the Starlighters should do.

asking starlighters

↓

[sighs]

sighs

↓

[clears throat]

clears clears-throat throat

↓

Spit it out.

spit

↓

People look up to you.

↓

No, they look up to Starlight.

starlight

↓

They look up to the suit.

suit

↓

You're the one who wore it.

wore

↓

I get why you ditched it, I do.

ditched

↓

It's just, I can also see the value in it.

value

↓

In superheroes?

superheroes

↓

You're defending superheroes right now? Really?

defending superheroes

↓

As cheesy as it sounds, people need a symbol.

cheesy sounds symbol

↓

You know, someone they can rally behind,

behind rally

↓

a little fucking hope.

fucking hope

↓

That can be you.

↓

I don't want to lead anybody. I don't.

anybody lead

↓

And I cannot go back to her.

cannot

↓

To me... [sighs]

sighs

↓

she's just, she's a symbol

symbol

↓

of so much bad shit, and I-I can't.

↓

I can't. I won't. It's just, it's...

↓

Yeah, I mean...

↓

Oh, God. He's here, he's here.

↓

So I'm at the Tower, right?

tower

↓

And we get a call from Boise, Idaho.

idaho

↓

There's a terrorist who's got,

terrorist

↓

like, the whole movie theater held hostage.

held hostage movie movie-theater theater whole whole-movie

↓

-And-- -[fan] A-Train?

train

↓

I love you. Can I get a selfie?

love selfie

↓

Yeah, of course.

course

↓

Hang on.

hang

↓

[camera clicks]

camera clicks

↓

I ran across the Rockies,

rockies

↓

took out the terrorist, disarmed the bomb.

bomb terrorist

↓

Then what?

↓

What you mean, man? Then I got some popcorn,

popcorn

↓

I watched the rest of Pacific Rim: Uprising.

pacific rest uprising watched

↓

[Nathan] Why don't you tell them the truth?

nathan truth

↓

Nathan.

nathan

↓

Just...

↓

just be chill, all right?

chill

↓

You're sneaking around with my boys, behind my back,

behind boys sneaking

↓

but I need to chill?

chill

↓

-[Hughie] What's going on? -[Annie] I don't know.

annie hughie

↓

And don't think y'all ain't in some deep shit.

aint deep yall yall-aint

↓

Sorry, Dad.

↓

Come on, Dad.

↓

Uncle Reggie was just telling us about his saves.

reggie saves telling uncle

↓

-You want to tell them or should I? -Come on, man,

↓

let's not make a big thing--

↓

That movie theater in Idaho,

idaho movie movie-theater theater

↓

that was a soundstage in the Bronx.

↓

That terrorist, that was a stuntman.

terrorist

↓

Those mountains, they added those in post.

added mountains post

↓

I know because I was there.

↓

Is that true?

↓

It's complicated, you know?

complicated

↓

[Nathan] No, it's simple.

nathan simple

↓

Your saves were never real.

real saves

↓

You never actually saved anyone.

saved

↓

Yet here you are, lying to your own flesh and blood.

blood flesh lying

↓

I told you.

↓

Your uncle is no hero.

hero uncle

↓

And I don't want you anywhere near him.

near

↓

Come on.

↓

Nathan...

nathan

↓

Nathan, I'm sorry.

nathan

↓

Hey, hey. Wait, wait, wait. Give him a second.

second

↓

[fan] Your videos got me to see that my entire family

entire entire-family family videos

↓

had been brainwashed by clovergenders like Starlight.

brainwashed starlight

↓

I told them that I couldn't speak to them again

speak

↓

until they did their own research.

research

↓

It's been three years now.

three three-years years

↓

Good for you. You keep up the fight.

fight

↓

Can I get a selfie?

selfie

↓

Of course.

course

↓

[camera clicks]

camera clicks

↓

Thank you.

↓

Truth bomb.

bomb truth

↓

[announcer over P.A.] The Sovereign Citizens meeting has moved to 6:00 p.m.

announcer citizens meeting moved

↓

Do you actually believe all of this?

believe

↓

Or is it just bullshit

bullshit

↓

smeared on top of a personal vendetta?

personal vendetta

↓

Ain't you a little mouthy one.

aint

↓

Appreciate the subtextual racism there,

appreciate racism

↓

but I'm a Supe.

supe

↓

Sister Sage.

sage sister sister-sage

↓

I work with Homelander.

homelander

↓

Bullshit.

bullshit

↓

Goddamn.

goddamn

↓

-Is he here? -Of course not.

course

↓

He wouldn't be caught dead with these ringworm-infested cousin fuckers.

caught cousin dead fuckers infested ringworm

↓

Though there's a chance you could meet him.

chance meet

↓

First, I want to see your powers, though.

powers

↓

Wow, that is... lackluster.

↓

-I'm... strong too, though. -Look, what's important is:

strong

↓

what are you selling?

selling

↓

[amplified] I'm here to share the truth

share truth

↓

and nothing but.

↓

What are you selling?

selling

↓

Did I stutter?

stutter

↓

[scoffs]

scoffs

↓

Purpose.

purpose

↓

I sell purpose.

purpose sell

↓

These people got nothing.

↓

Maybe they lost a job or a house

house lost

↓

or a kid to Oxy.

↓

Politicians don't give a shit,

politicians

↓

mainstream media tells them to be ashamed of their skin color,

ashamed color mainstream media skin tells

↓

so, well, I bring 'em together, tell them a story,

bring story

↓

give them a purpose.

purpose

↓

Which would you rather believe?

believe

↓

That you belong to a community of warriors battling a secret evil,

battling belong community evil secret warriors

↓

or that you're a lonely, inconsequential nobody

lonely nobody

↓

that no one will ever remember?

remember

↓

[chuckles]

chuckles

↓

Deep's Blue Sea Room. 9:00 p.m.

blue room

↓

Sage has got no powers, right?

powers sage

↓

[Mother's Milk] Besides her brains? Nope.

besides brains milk mothers mothers-milk nope

↓

[Butcher] So, why all the sneaking around shite?

butcher shite sneaking

↓

Let's just grab her,

grab

↓

work her over and rumble what we need.

rumble

↓

Hey.

↓

-This is surveillance only, okay? -All right,

surveillance

↓

you sit tight and watch me do your job.

tight watch

↓

All right, enough.

↓

Get your fuckin' hands off me.

fuckin hands

↓

Just go home, all right?

home

↓

Or what?

↓

We have a Barney?

barney

↓

Well, come on, then. Have a go.

↓

-Butcher, for fuck's sake. -You've been gagging for it.

butcher fucks fucks-sake gagging sake

↓

Ever since Soldier Boy.

soldier

↓

Ten pounds of C4 with an inch fuse pokin' out your arse, you are.

arse fuse inch pounds

↓

Well, come on, then. Have at it, son.

↓

'Cause that's the only way you feel any regret

regret

↓

is to get it beaten into you.

beaten

↓

You're a shit skipper, you are.

skipper

↓

Hughie's fucked off, Kimiko's hammered.

fucked hammered hughies kimikos

↓

We've been here for hours and still know fuck all.

fuck hours

↓

You're gonna get this bloody lot killed.

bloody killed

↓

You can't eat, you can't sleep,

sleep

↓

and you ain't willing to do what it takes to run this mob

aint takes willing

↓

'cause you ain't got the bollocks, son.

aint bollocks

↓

Nice try, Butcher.

butcher

↓

But it ain't gonna work.

aint

↓

Yeah, ain't that what your wife said?

aint wife

↓

[grunting]

grunting

↓

All that bullshit you pulled,

bullshit pulled

↓

and the mess you always leave behind

behind mess

↓

for me to clean up, you know why I kept coming back?

clean coming

↓

'Cause I thought maybe this time, it'll be a little different.

itll

↓

All the fucking shit we've been through together, man.

fucking

↓

I thought maybe this time, maybe you and I could just...

↓

just be fucking brothers again.

brothers fucking

↓

[panting]

panting

↓

Just go home, man.

home

↓

[busy chatter]

busy chatter

↓

[dramatic music plays]

dramatic dramatic-music music music-plays plays

↓

Hey! Hey!

↓

-[crowd exclaiming] -[bystander] Oh, shit.

crowd exclaiming

↓

If you really cared about children...

cared children

↓

you'd go after real traffickers...

real

↓

instead of these fairy tales!

fairy tales

↓

Non!

↓

If you must inflict pain,

must pain

↓

perhaps I can endure so others don't suffer.

others perhaps suffer

↓

[man] Hey!

↓

Come on.

↓

Took y'all long enough to get here from Trenton.

trenton yall

↓

Traffic, am I right?

traffic

↓

The fuck are you doing here?

fuck

↓

The eyes? It's always the eyes.

eyes

↓

Here.

↓

What is this?

↓

Security cam footage of your two Starlighters.

footage security starlighters

↓

About a mile from the bodies at time of death.

bodies death mile

↓

It's hard to commit a murder when you're 20 blocks away.

blocks commit hard murder

↓

Why are you giving this to us?

giving

↓

[clicks tongue]

clicks clicks-tongue tongue

↓

You could have got in my face in front of my family, but you didn't.

face family front

↓

Let's call it a thank-you.

↓

Thank Hughie.

hughie

↓

I would've blasted the shit out of you,

blasted wouldve

↓

and you would've deserved it.

deserved wouldve

↓

Yeah, I agree.

agree

↓

[alarm blaring]

alarm alarm-blaring blaring

↓

Hey.

↓

Back up.

↓

Back off.

↓

Noir, what the fuc--

noir

↓

What the heck are we supposed to do?

heck supposed

↓

[girl crying]

crying girl

↓

Ow. Ow!

↓

-Let her go. -Out of my way, kid.

↓

You're gonna be okay.

↓

-Do you promise? -I promise.

promise

↓

[Koy] Who are you?

↓

My name is--

name

↓

Ryan.

ryan

↓

-[bystander] It's Homelander! -Dad?

homelander

↓

[Homelander] It's okay, son.

homelander

↓

I'm here.

↓

We're going to save America together.

america save

↓

[whispers] Go.

whispers

↓

Go.

↓

Throw him hard. Throw him. Now.

hard throw

↓

[shouts]

shouts

↓

-Holy shit. -[crowd screaming]

crowd holy screaming

↓

[squishing]

↓

[Homelander] It's okay, everyone.

homelander

↓

It's okay. Everything's under control.

control everythings

↓

You saved me.

saved

↓

Good girl.

girl

↓

[nervous chatter]

chatter nervous

↓

-Smile. Smile. -[cameras clicking]

cameras clicking smile

↓

All right.

↓

I thought we weren't killing the guy today.

killing today

↓

I just feel like I'm not getting clear direction for this role.

clear direction role

↓

[suspenseful music plays]

music music-plays plays suspenseful suspenseful-music

↓

♪ ♪

↓

She said 9:00 p.m. in the Deep Blue Sea Room, no?

blue deep room

↓

-[door opens] -[Firecracker] I sure did.

door door-opens firecracker opens

↓

Toss your guns.

guns toss

↓

Eh, your rifles are garish and vulgar.

rifles vulgar

↓

They're American, you fuckin' surrender monkey.

american fuckin monkey surrender

↓

Marvin, did you really think you could tail me

marvin tail

↓

-without me knowing? -So, what now?

knowing

↓

These assholes are CIA.

assholes

↓

Genuine deep state moles.

deep deep-state genuine state

↓

They've taken out more superheroes than anyone in the world.

superheroes taken world

↓

And Homelander would like it if you killed them.

homelander killed

↓

Consider it your final audition.

audition consider final

↓

Audition for what?

audition

↓

The sooner they're dead, the sooner you'll find out.

dead sooner

↓

Hmm.

↓

You're not as impressive as I heard.

heard impressive

↓

[scoffs]

scoffs

↓

Oh, I'm gonna send your ass back to China, bitch.

bitch china send

↓

-She's Japanese. -[door closes]

closes door door-closes japanese

↓

What are you doing?

↓

Oh, pink eye. Too much salad tossing, huh?

pink salad tossing

↓

No. No, no, no.

↓

It's allergies. It's allergies.

allergies

↓

-Achoo. -Shut the fuck up.

fuck

↓

Now!

↓

[intense music playing]

intense intense-music intense-music-playing music music-playing playing

↓

[others grunting]

grunting others

↓

Oh, hell nah.

↓

[♪ The Barry Sisters: "Hava Nagila"]

barry hava hava-nagila nagila sisters

↓

[women vocalizing]

vocalizing women

↓

♪ Hava nagila, hava nagila ♪

hava hava-nagila nagila

↓

♪ Hava nagila venismecha ♪

hava hava-nagila nagila

↓

♪ Hava nagila, hava nagila ♪

hava hava-nagila nagila

↓

♪ Hava nagila venismecha ♪

hava hava-nagila nagila

↓

Mazel tov.

mazel

↓

♪ Hava nera'nena ♪

hava hava-neranena neranena

↓

♪ Hava nera'nena venismecha ♪

hava hava-neranena neranena

↓

♪ Hava nera'nena, hava nera'nena ♪

hava hava-neranena neranena

↓

-[Rachel screams] -♪ Hava nera'nena venismecha...

hava hava-neranena neranena rachel screams

↓

[crowd gasping, clamoring]

clamoring crowd crowd-gasping gasping

↓

[people screaming]

screaming

↓

♪ Uru achim ♪

↓

♪ Hava nera'nena, hava nera'nena ♪

hava hava-neranena neranena

↓

♪ Hava nera'nena...

hava hava-neranena neranena

↓

-Damn. I'm out. -Me too.

↓

[gun clicking empty]

clicking empty

↓

So are they.

↓

[rock version of "Hava Nagila" playing]

hava hava-nagila nagila playing rock version

↓

[all grunting]

grunting

↓

[grunting continues]

continues grunting

↓

Ow!

↓

No!

↓

[clicks empty]

clicks empty

↓

[yells]

yells

↓

[gurgling]

gurgling

↓

Get away from me, pink eye!

pink

↓

[yells]

yells

↓

[Frenchie] No!

frenchie

↓

[grunting]

grunting

↓

[phone chimes]

chimes phone phone-chimes

↓

The storm has arrived.

arrived storm

↓

Splinter and I are being attacked

attacked splinter

↓

by CIA agents

agents

↓

after infiltrating a Zionist cabal.

↓

-The proof... -[grunting]

grunting proof

↓

the proof is right here.

proof

↓

-Now I'm calling on all-- -[thud]

calling thud

↓

[Splinter] Firecracker!

firecracker splinter

↓

No!

↓

You gonna let me smack your girl like that?

girl smack

↓

No wonder she put you in the friend zone, mate.

friend mate wonder zone

↓

[yelling]

yelling

↓

[rock version of "Hava Nagila" playing]

hava hava-nagila nagila playing rock version

↓

Ah!

↓

[groans softly]

groans softly

↓

[Butcher] M!

butcher

↓

Get the boys out of here!

boys

↓

Fuck.

fuck

↓

♪ ♪

↓

[yells]

yells

↓

[gagging]

gagging

↓

[gurgles]

gurgles

↓

No. No, no, no! Not Prime!

prime

↓

No!

↓

We loved you.

loved

↓

From your first Holocaust hoax video.

holocaust video

↓

You know, you--

↓

[grunts]

grunts

↓

[door opens]

door door-opens opens

↓

[door closes]

closes door door-closes

↓

[Ryan crying]

crying ryan

↓

[Homelander groans]

groans homelander

↓

Who wants a creamy, delicious milkshake?

creamy delicious milkshake wants

↓

-[sniffles] -Hmm?

sniffles

↓

Oh, Ryan...

ryan

↓

[sighs]

sighs

↓

[clicks tongue]

clicks clicks-tongue tongue

↓

Okay, come on.

↓

Come on.

↓

Come on. It's okay.

↓

Don't worry.

worry

↓

Okay? Don't worry.

worry

↓

You'll get plenty of solo saves, I promise.

plenty promise saves solo

↓

But I really do think that my being there

↓

is good for your numbers.

numbers

↓

What?

↓

-Yeah. -No.

↓

Yes.

↓

-No, no... -Yes.

↓

I killed Koy.

killed

↓

That's what you're upset about?

upset

↓

Koy?

↓

[sighs]

sighs

↓

Hmm. Okay.

↓

Accidents happen all the time, okay?

accidents accidents-happen happen

↓

Humans are fragile.

fragile humans

↓

You can't save them all.

save

↓

But isn't that our job?

↓

Look, Koy died doing what he loved.

died loved

↓

Okay?

↓

It'll be better next time.

itll

↓

-No. -Yes.

↓

No, I'm never doing that again.

↓

Jesus Chr--

jesus

↓

How many times do I have to tell you?

times

↓

They're only human, Ryan.

human ryan

↓

Toys.

toys

↓

[sighs]

sighs

↓

You can't go around feeling bad

feeling

↓

about what you are 'cause a few things break.

break

↓

Who cares?

cares

↓

You are destined for so much more.

destined

↓

You understand? You're chosen, young man.

chosen young

↓

Sooner or later,

sooner

↓

you got to accept it.

accept

↓

[crowd cheering]

cheering crowd crowd-cheering

↓

[crowd chanting] Not guilty! Not guilty! Not guilty!

chanting crowd crowd-chanting guilty

↓

Not guilty! Not guilty! Not guilty! Not guilty!

guilty

↓

Not guilty! Not guilty!

guilty

↓

Not guilty! Not guilty! Not guilty! Not guilty!

guilty

↓

Are you sure about this?

↓

I'm gonna let a shitbag like A-Train step up, but I won't?

step train

↓

I got this.

↓

-[crowd cheering] -[fan] We love you, Starlight!

cheering crowd crowd-cheering love starlight

↓

[crowd clamoring, whooping]

clamoring crowd whooping

↓

[crowd chanting] Starlight! Starlight!

chanting crowd crowd-chanting starlight starlight-starlight

↓

Starlight! Starlight! Starlight!

starlight starlight-starlight starlight-starlight-starlight

↓

Starlight! Starlight! Starlight! Starlight!

starlight starlight-starlight starlight-starlight-starlight

↓

Starlight! Starlight! Starlight! Starlight! Starlight! Starlight!

starlight starlight-starlight starlight-starlight-starlight

↓

[sighs]

sighs

↓

[snorts]

snorts

↓

[phone vibrating]

phone phone-vibrating vibrating

↓

[phone clicks]

clicks phone

↓

[sniffs]

sniffs

↓

[computer chiming]

chiming computer

↓

You look like shit.

↓

Where are you?

↓

Plausible deniability, pumpkin.

plausible pumpkin

↓

Let's just say I'm a Contessa from Luxembourg

luxembourg

↓

on permanent holiday.

holiday permanent

↓

Cherie... you, uh,

cherie

↓

you remember Colin Hauser?

colin remember

↓

-The judge's son? -I saw him

judges

↓

at, uh...

↓

Narcotics Anonymous.

anonymous narcotics

↓

Did he recognize you?

recognize

↓

We started talking.

started

↓

He was having a hard time,

hard having

↓

so I helped him get a job at Starlight's House and--

helped house starlights

↓

You're fucking him, right?

fucking

↓

For fuck's sake, Serge,

fucks fucks-sake sake serge

↓

what is it with you and taking in strays all the time?

↓

I didn't mean for it to happen.

happen

↓

I was just seeing him day after day,

seeing

↓

one thing led to another, and--

another

↓

So what happens when he finds out you murdered his family?

family finds happens murdered

↓

[breathes deeply]

breathes breathes-deeply deeply

↓

[indistinct P.A. announcement]

announcement indistinct

↓

[door opens]

door door-opens opens

↓

Your promise isn't worth the piece of paper it's printed on!

paper piece printed promise worth

↓

[stammers] I don't understand that.

stammers

↓

Just, earlier-- [groans]

groans

↓

Earlier, you said that you-- you said that

↓

you promised to handle Dad, but you're not handling shit!

handle handling promised

↓

Can you just lower your voice?

lower voice

↓

No, no, no. You don't get to tell me what to do, okay?

↓

Okay.

↓

The day you left, it was a Friday.

friday left

↓

You walked me to school,

school walked

↓

and you promised to buy us tickets to Billy Joel.

billy billy-joel joel promised tickets

↓

I was vibrating with excitement.

excitement vibrating

↓

That was the last I ever saw you.

↓

I spent a week standing by the front door,

door front front-door spent standing week

↓

telling Dad you'd be back,

telling

↓

because why wouldn't you be? You promised.

promised

↓

But your promise didn't mean anything.

promise

↓

I'm so, so sorry, Hughie.

hughie

↓

This isn't about you and me.

↓

This is about what's best for your dad.

best

↓

You don't know what's best for him.

best

↓

You don't know what's best for either of us.

best

↓

From now on, you don't talk to a doctor without me,

doctor

↓

you don't make any medical decisions without me signing off.

decisions medical signing

↓

And if you don't like it,

↓

I'll take you to court. I'll challenge you for power of attorney.

attorney challenge court power

↓

And get rid of all your fucking rosemary oil crap.

fucking rosemary

↓

Dad would hate it and it smells like shit.

hate smells

↓

[quiet, dramatic music playing]

dramatic dramatic-music dramatic-music-playing music music-playing playing quiet

↓

♪ ♪

↓

[door closes]

closes door door-closes

↓

Thanks.

thanks

↓

What you did back there, you...

↓

...you saved our asses.

asses saved

↓

You should've left me.

left shouldve

↓

[Butcher coughs]

butcher coughs

↓

To be a good skipper,

skipper

↓

you gotta be a right asshole.

asshole

↓

Ain't no room for compassion.

aint compassion room

↓

The right move to make was to nab that cunt Sage.

cunt sage

↓

Instead, you walked the boys into a trap,

boys trap walked

↓

and then risked their lives to save some twat

lives risked save twat

↓

who's gonna be dead in six months.

dead months

↓

We was lucky,

lucky

↓

but next time,

↓

someone's gonna die.

someones

↓

I look back at my life,

life

↓

and all I see

↓

are the messes I've made.

messes

↓

I've fucked it up.

fucked

↓

Every step.

step

↓

And I ain't got time to fix it.

aint

↓

But maybe...

↓

maybe I can do one thing right

↓

with the time I got left.

left

↓

Get Ryan safe.

ryan safe

↓

I can't do that alone.

alone

↓

I can't do it without you.

↓

Please.

↓

Too fucking little, Butcher.

butcher fucking

↓

Too fucking late.

fucking late

↓

[door opens, closes]

closes door door-opens door-opens-closes opens opens-closes

↓

[rock version of "Hava Nagila" playing]

hava hava-nagila nagila playing rock version

↓

♪ ♪

↓

♪ ♪

↓

♪ ♪

↓

♪ ♪