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Season 3, Episode 3 — Barbary Coast

All right, remember,

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loose shoulders, let your diaphragm do the rest,

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and don't tense up when you hit the high notes.

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Mom, I can't. It hurts.

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- It's just a little tummy ache. - It's not my tummy.

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- It's my side. - What am I gonna say to you?

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Pain is weakness leaving the body.

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That's right. We are winners.

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And that means that we do whatever it takes to win.

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So you go out there and just keep smiling.

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Okay, baby?

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All right.

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You look beautiful.

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Next up, from des moines, Iowa...

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Contestant 15,

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starlight.

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J" oh, baby, babyj'

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j" oh, baby, babyj'

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j " how was I supposed to know j"

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J" that something wasn't right here? J“

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j” my loneliness is killing me j”

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j'andlj'

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j" I must confess, I still believe j“

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j" still believe j”

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j” when I'm not with you, I lose my mind j”

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j " give me a sign j"

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j" hit me, baby, one more time j”

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My whole life, rich people, powerful people

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tried to muzzle me, cancel me,

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keep me-me impotent and-and obedient, like I'm a puppet.

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You know what? It worked.

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Hey, Ashley, what's crisis management saying about this?

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Sorry, starlight, not now!

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And guess what.

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If they can control me, then you can bet your ass they can control you.

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They're already doing it. You just don't realize it.

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I'm done.

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I am done apologizing.

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I am done being persecuted for my strength.

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Done being persecuted for my strength.

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Persecuted for my strength.

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Persecuted... Persecuted... persecuted...

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You're up!

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You're up!

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- No knock? - Oh, fuck, I'm sorry.

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Um, I'm... yeah, I'm gonna come back later.

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Wait.

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What do you mean, I'm up?

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Twenty-one points with your base.

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What did you just say to me?

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Twenty-one points. They loved your speech.

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A massive 44% uptick with white males in the rust belt.

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- Yes. - I know.

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Fuck yes. Yes!

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They're saying you're confident and unapologetic

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and that you're not afraid to...

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Keep fucking going, Ashley. Don't stop.

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- Um, I'm sorry, sir. - What?

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Um...

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Uh... That's got nothing to do with you.

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- Just keep going. Not afraid to what? - Not afraid to be yourself.

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They want me to be myself?

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Now, um...

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You did slip seven points with urban-area adults 18 to 34.

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But it's not bad. It's good.

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Because ultimately, everybody loves you and starlight as a team.

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Together, you have a o rating of 98%.

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No one's ever been that high.

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Not soldier boy, not anyone.

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Ninety-eight.

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J" express yourself j”

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j” I'm expressing with my full capabilities j'

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j” and now I'm living in correctional facilities j'

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j" 'cause some don't agree with how I do this j“

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j" I get straight meditate like a Buddhist... j“

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I'm-a be back, you got to police your shit.

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This is the flatiron building.

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It's a historic motherfucking building.

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We got to put some respect on the building's name.

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- Look at this. - Uh-uh-uh.

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- What? - Use a plate.

#81

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But I don't use a plate when I eat your mother's sweet and savory vagin.

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What is kimiko doing?

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- Are you kidding me? Come on. - Oh, hey, hey. Come on.

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Come on. She's been suffering the dreary sting of ennui, okay?

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You give her some space.

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- The prodigal son returns. - What the fuck?

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Hey, man.

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Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you t... are you back?

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We'll see.

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Don't get me wrong, I'm happy, but are-are you sure?

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What the fuck happened here, kid? You jacking off with razors again?

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You know, you should see the other guy. Other guy's my penis.

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- I missed you, kid. - I missed you, too, man.

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Come on, man.

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Look, I know what you're gonna say, and I just...

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No, no, mate. I'm just chuffed

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to have all the boys back under the same roof, all right?

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- Really? - Yeah.

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I mean, there he was, right? In his fancy pants,

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lording it over us like the viceroy of vought square, eh?

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And that whole time, he weren't nothing

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- but a supe's bootlick, eh? - Yeah.

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That, my son, is a lifetime achievement

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- at the cunt of the year awards, isn't it? - Yeah, it is.

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It is a lifetime achievement.

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- Are you done? - No, mate,

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I am just getting started, believe you me.

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Great, listen, we need to get Ryan somewhere safe.

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Vicky knows where he is, because we fucking told her,

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which means Stan Edgar knows, too.

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Yeah, one step ahead.

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Colonel's already done a runner with the boy.

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They're well out of sight.

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In fact, we were gonna pay them a little visit.

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We are?

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Uh, monsieur charcutier, uh, I cannot go.

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- I have a matter of great importance. - Oh, I'm sorry.

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I must've forgot to run it by your bleeding secretary.

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- It's an emergency. - I-I'll go instead.

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Nah, you skive off today,

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and that congresswoman might split your pretty little buns.

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Yeah, thought of that.

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Uh, kimiko.

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Kimiko? Hi.

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Uh, can you please... uh, break my arm?

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Vicky will smell it if I fake being sick,

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so it's got to be real, and it's got to last for days.

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Fucking hell, hughie.

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At least take something for the pain. I got opium.

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Government employees can't fail a piss test.

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Let's just get this over with, okay?

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Just do it pretty fast.

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H-Hold, hold, hold up.

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Have a seat, please.

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Only been here three minutes, and it's already the bold and the batshit.

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All right. Go ahead.

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Okay.

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Right here. Clean break. No permanent damage.

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Yeah?

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One, two...

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What the shit?

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I'm the first super in a hijab, aren't I?

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So if! Can get myself into the seven, lit, man.

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So, we're thinking slot one goes to supersonic.

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For girls 11 to 14, he's a real panty—dropper.

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That's horrifying. Please never say that again.

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He's also a slam dunk for the latinx market.

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We are desperate to get into central and South America.

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Did you know that salsa is more popular than ketchup?

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Is supersonic an ambitious second-generation Mexican American

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chasing his lifelong suefio ofjoining the seven?

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Or is he chasing a rekindled pas/on with starlight?

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Okay, you do know that I have a boyfriend, right?

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Love triangles, they generate a 47% surge in trending topics on social platforms.

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Fans will ship the fuck out of you.

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Let me talk to him first.

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Amazing. Uh, what do you think of our second choice?

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- Moonshadow. - She's body positive

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- but not too body positive. - Still fuckable.

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So fuckable.

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No one asked you, Ashley.

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Sorry, Ashley.

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Okay, that's also horrifying,

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but I'm thinking silver Kincaid.

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But she's, uh...

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She's from Afghan...

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- She's from england. - Istan?

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And she has the highest rescue stats of any of the finalists,

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and she's a unicef ambassador.

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She's the most qualified.

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Well, we're gonna have to run all of this past homelander,

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- of course. - Of course.

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Actually, according to my contract with Mr. Edgar,

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I get final say over the two slots.

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So, why don't you run that past homelander, hmm?

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Bonjour, cherie.

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Did you bring the passports?

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Hey.

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What is wrong?

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Serge, I fucked up.

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I went back to work for little Nina.

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Merde, cherie.

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Some of us can't get cushy jobs at the CIA.

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I was moving weight for her,

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and these fucking assholes boosted it.

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Can you find them?

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They wore masks. I don't know who they were.

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And I was high.

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Okay. How much?

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Eleven kilos.

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We pay her back. We pay her back. We beg...

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No, you know it's the principle of the thing with Nina.

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You remember Olivier?

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How many pieces did she cutoff him while he was still alive?

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Come with me.

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We can go some place warm.

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Just you and me.

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Huh?

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Sorry.

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Oh, Marvin. What are you doing here?

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Poorjudgment, ma'am.

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Butcher!

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Hi.

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Oh!

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Oh, easy does it, lad.

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Bloody death grip you got there.

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- Are you okay? - Yeah.

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Right as rain.

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Come on in.

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The fuck was that?

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Didn't know he had it in him.

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So, why did you come back?

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Soldier boy killed my family.

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Are you sure this place is secure?

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We'll have to keep moving, but for now, yes.

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The only thing that might give us away

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is this clown show of yours shambling onto my driveway.

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Well, I wouldn't be here if this was just a phone call.

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Hey, Alex, just, um, come here for a second.

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Um, why are you playing my shitty song?

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So he can't hear us.

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They want to pick you as one of the winners tonight.

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J" I first saw you... j“

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- are you serious? - Mm-hmm.

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And you need to say no.

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- What? Why? - Okay, listen.

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I really wish someone told me what I'm about to tell you.

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There's something wrong with homelander.

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Something broken.

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He's threatened to murder me more than once.

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He's murdered other people, and it's only getting worse.

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And you're just gonna be putting yourself and your family in danger.

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And pretty much the rest of them, too. They're so fucking cruel.

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Trust me, you don't want this. Just say that you can't do it.

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Say that your family is having an emergency.

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- Don't do it. - Annie, Annie, stop.

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You just told me that...

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All the shit I swallowed for years...

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I mean, the band, vought's racism, it's all for, it's all for nothing, right?

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- Look, I'm 30... - Look, I need a second.

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I'm really sorry, but, please,

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you need to promise me that you will leave

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and you'll never look back. Please.

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J" kick off those uggs and slide up next to me, all right j'

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So they chauffeuring you around now, huh?

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Like you Rihanna.

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Never needed a license, always just ran.

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- How'd you know I'd be here? - I'm your brother.

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And I still know a few people.

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So... how bad is it?

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Doctors say it's like playing Russian roulette.

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If I ever run again, maybe nothing,

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but maybe my heart...

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You still on that blue shit?

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That shit'll probably kill me even faster.

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Good. Then we can skip to the part where I accept your apology

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and you can come back to the crib with me.

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Sure the boys would love to see you, man.

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Butcher said you have powers.

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Me, too.

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Do you like yours?

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Do you ever get scared of them?

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Me, too.

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Aunt grace wanted to get me a dog, but...

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I told her no.

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I was afraid I'd hurt it.

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I'm sure you didn't mean it.

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Yeah.

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Me, too.

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Neuman's head of the bureau because I said so.

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I tried to save her from the attack on congress

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that she fucking caused.

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Well, at least you didn't spend the last year getting her oat milk lattes

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and every piece of intel she asked for.

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I would very much like to know the plan to eliminate her.

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Well, that depends on what you can tell us

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about your little holiday down in Nicaragua.

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- I've never been to Nicaragua. - Really?

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'Cause a little birdie told me

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you were payback's case officer down there,

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on a classified job

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that soldier boy never come back from.

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Colonel?

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Whatever it is William thinks he may have heard,

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he's mistaken.

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Is he?

#287

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You know that safe you got in your home office?

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The one behind the picture of bush number one?

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Well, I borrowed a ledger from it,

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the one with all your assets around the world.

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How long do you think them and their families will last

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when I put every one of their fucking names on Facebook?

#293

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You'd sign the death warrants of dozens of innocent people

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who had nothing to do with this?

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I'm embarrassed for the both of us that you're asking.

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Nicaragua's ancient history.

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Not to mention I could be killed just for telling you.

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And all your agents will get killed if you don't.

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Blimey.

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What a pickle.

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It was part of operation charly.

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Operation... charly?

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Reagan's pet project, off the books.

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Help the contra rebels fight the Russian-backed sandinistas,

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but we needed a way to pay for it.

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Some of the cash came from selling arms to Iran,

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Oliver north's epic fuckup.

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But the rest?

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If there's one thing that the contras had plenty of, it was cocaine.

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I was in charge of trafficking the coke into the us

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and then using the profits to buy more weapons.

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In the fight against the reds, whatever it took.

#313

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That's some self-justifying bullshit.

#314

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Were you part of that other thing, too?

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What other thing?

#316

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She knows.

#317

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Tell him.

#318

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The unwritten policy

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was to sell the cocaine strictly to minority neighborhoods.

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Destabilize, demoralize, while staying out of white ones.

#321

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Late in '84, we were gearing up for a major offensive,

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so the higher-ups, in their infinite wisdom,

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decided it was the perfect time to throw a wrench in the works.

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J'herelamj'

#325

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j" rock you like a hurricane j'

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j " my body is burning... j"

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Fucking payback.

#328

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Each more ridiculous than the next.

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Crimson countess, mindstorm,

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swatto, the tnt twins,

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noir, gunpowder,

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and the most idiotic of them all...

#333

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What do you say, gunpowder? Give them the fourth of July?

#334

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Let's light them up, soldier boy.

#335

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Please put that down.

#336

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Ah, well, didn't realize they made case officers as pretty as you.

#337

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We're just having some fun.

#338

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Our munitions dump is in that direction. You're about to blow up half the camp.

#339

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Put it down.

#340

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Now.

#341

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I do like the assertive type.

#342

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You know, with a figure like yours, you are wasted down here.

#343

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J" here I am rock you like a hurricane... j'

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my humblest apologies.

#345

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I'm sure this is... disorienting.

#346

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Let's start over. Officer grace Mallory, isn't it?

#347

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- Mmm. - Stanford Edgar.

#348

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I'm an associate with vought American.

#349

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Do you want to explain what the fuck this freak show's all about?

#350

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Vought American has entered into a partnership with the us government

#351

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- in the global war against communism. - Oh.

#352

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Payback will embed themselves and fight alongside the contra rebels.

#353

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Think of it as a trial run.

#354

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A trial run for what?

#355

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Superheroes in the military, of course.

#356

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For the first time in over 30 years.

#357

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Just imagine how dominant we'd be.

#358

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Jesus Christ. Get down!

#359

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What's the problem?

#360

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The... problem

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is that the enemy might spot a fucking flying man

#362

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above the tree line and find our position.

#363

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She's right, swatto.

#364

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No flights without officer Mallory's clearance.

#365

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Is this a joke?

#366

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Supes aren't soldiers.

#367

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They're undisciplined dipshits. Untrained and untested.

#368

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They do not belong in a war zone.

#369

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They belong on that's incredible!

#370

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Tell that to soldier boy.

#371

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He's a living, breathing American hero.

#372

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I'm not allowing this.

#373

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I'm sure director Casey will address any concerns you may have.

#374

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Oh, and, uh, we need a couple of your men to fetch water for our tents.

#375

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Thank you so much.

#376

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Claudio.

#377

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Senorita, fuck the Yankees.

#378

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Will the others go along?

#379

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Everyone but gunpowder.

#380

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Good luck, earving.

#381

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Can you please stop eating those in front of me. I'm allergic.

#382

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So, listen,

#383

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if I'm gonna take a more central role on the team,

#384

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then I want to lose the mask.

#385

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Silent ninjas score extremely high with boys seven to ten years old.

#386

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The mask lends a certain mystique.

#387

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Well, fuck mystique.

#388

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People don't even know it's me under this thing.

#389

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I got to wear it just to get a cab.

#390

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Payback is the country's premier superhero team.

#391

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The whole country.

#392

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Sadly, a black member's still a nonstarter below the Mason-Dixon.

#393

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Well, I could be bigger than that. I could be Eddie Murphy.

#394

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I'm not wearing the mask.

#395

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Your choice.

#396

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Though, once you're farmed out to Minneapolis-St. Paul,

#397

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you'll want the mask

#398

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simply for... warmth.

#399

⇓

You should smile more.

#400

⇓

- I bet it's a beautiful smile. - Okay, look,

#401

⇓

as an ambassador from planet actual woman,

#402

⇓

I just... I got to tell you,

#403

⇓

I know that you think these lines work, but...

#404

⇓

Oh, they do. Just ask loni Anderson.

#405

⇓

They don't, and they never have.

#406

⇓

The women are either humoring you, or they're scared of you,

#407

⇓

but none of them like you.

#408

⇓

You know, if you were a little nicer, maybe you'd find a man,

#409

⇓

instead of out here playing captain lesbo.

#410

⇓

Hey, senorita Mallory...

#411

⇓

Hold that thought.

#412

⇓

What the hell is going on with him?

#413

⇓

Ah.

#414

⇓

- There she is. - You mind?

#415

⇓

- I'm just grabbing a bite... to eat. - Nope.

#416

⇓

I do not mind at all. So...

#417

⇓

Ashley tells me that you chose silver kinca...

#418

⇓

- Kincaid. - Mm-hmm.

#419

⇓

- I have notes. - Mm-hmm.

#420

⇓

I mean, I'm a cocaptain.

#421

⇓

It's only fair I have a say in the new recruits, right?

#422

⇓

No, actually, I choose the new members.

#423

⇓

But I am pitching the craziest twist.

#424

⇓

The audience will never see it coming, right?

#425

⇓

Well, I've made my decision.

#426

⇓

Oh, come on. You haven't even heard it yet.

#427

⇓

Seriously, you're-you're gonna love it. Ready?

#428

⇓

Return of the deep.

#429

⇓

- Hey. - _ Hey.

#430

⇓

What's up, guys? How are you?

#431

⇓

No, no, no, no, starlight, before you say anything,

#432

⇓

doesn't Christ tell us to turn the other cheek?

#433

⇓

I really want us to be sisters.

#434

⇓

Mmm.

#435

⇓

I had something made for you, starlight.

#436

⇓

It's a peace offering.

#437

⇓

It's 24-karat gold

#438

⇓

with certified conflict-free diamonds.

#439

⇓

I've put in the work,

#440

⇓

and I realize that when you've made an unforgivable mistake,

#441

⇓

the first person you have to forgive is yourself.

#442

⇓

What makes you think that I want a daily reminder

#443

⇓

of the guy who fucking mouth-raped me?

#444

⇓

I need a word.

#445

⇓

Let's let these two chat, shall we?

#446

⇓

Okay. I'll just...

#447

⇓

Absolutely not.

#448

⇓

Do you really think I'm gonna let a fucking Muslim in the seven?

#449

⇓

Captain ai-qaeda? We're Americans.

#450

⇓

- I'm taking this to Mr. Edgar. - My speech last night?

#451

⇓

38.6 rating and a 59 share.

#452

⇓

Oh, and they're saying that the live-plus-threes

#453

⇓

are gonna be even bigger.

#454

⇓

Edgar said it himself, popularity is power.

#455

⇓

He won't die on this hill.

#456

⇓

Do I need to remind you of the flight 37 video?

#457

⇓

Go ahead. Release it.

#458

⇓

Let's light this candle, huh?

#459

⇓

I mean, sure, I'll lose everything, but then...

#460

⇓

I'll have nothing to lose.

#461

⇓

First, I'll take out the nerve centers...

#462

⇓

White house, Pentagon,

#463

⇓

then any domestic defense capabilities,

#464

⇓

and then critical infrastructure...

#465

⇓

Like cellular, Internet, that kind of thing.

#466

⇓

And then...

#467

⇓

Well, I think then...

#468

⇓

I'll just wipe New York off the fucking map...

#469

⇓

For fun.

#470

⇓

I'll even throw in des moines

#471

⇓

and that little cousin-fucker hick town that Maeve's from, 'cause why not?

#472

⇓

See, starlight, I'd prefer to be loved.

#473

⇓

I would, but if you take that away from me,

#474

⇓

well, being feared is a-one okey doke by me.

#475

⇓

Go ahead, partner.

#476

⇓

Do it.

#477

⇓

You don't want to do it?

#478

⇓

Well, then I would have to say

#479

⇓

that you have absolutely no fucking leverage

#480

⇓

because I am the homelander.

#481

⇓

And I really can do whatever the fuck I want.

#482

⇓

Okay.

#483

⇓

- Okay, so tomorrow... - Uh-huh.

#484

⇓

You have the "recontextualizing feminism" panel

#485

⇓

with Rose mcgowan and Alyssa Milano.

#486

⇓

Ooh, I love charmed.

#487

⇓

- Hey, babe, I'm serious. - Yeah?

#488

⇓

We need to cover your ass...

#489

⇓

In case that bitch starlight comes after you again.

#490

⇓

Thanks, babe. I couldn't have done this without you.

#491

⇓

You're telling me.

#492

⇓

Yeah.

#493

⇓

Oh, yeah?

#494

⇓

- Yeah, you like that? - Oh, fuck yeah.

#495

⇓

Oh, yeah.

#496

⇓

Oh, god.

#497

⇓

- You're so fucking wet. - Oh, it's all you, baby. It's all you.

#498

⇓

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

#499

⇓

What are you gonna do?

#500

⇓

Gonna jerk me off with all your arms?

#501

⇓

All my arms?

#502

⇓

Yeah.

#503

⇓

Butcher, are you okay?

#504

⇓

Yeah, mate. It's all good. Just give us a minute, yeah?

#505

⇓

Do you need any help?

#506

⇓

Don't come in.

#507

⇓

- Hey, Annie. - Homelander's had a breakdown.

#508

⇓

He's lost his fucking mind.

#509

⇓

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Slow down, slow down. What?

#510

⇓

He's bringing the deep back into the seven,

#511

⇓

so I brought up the video, and he said to go ahead

#512

⇓

and release it. You were right.

#513

⇓

Cocaptain was a bad idea.

#514

⇓

I have to leave.

#515

⇓

Look, I-I know I should tell you to run out of there like a house on fire,

#516

⇓

and I want to...

#517

⇓

But you got to stick it out.

#518

⇓

Listen, I'm-i'm-I'm back with butcher.

#519

⇓

Why?

#520

⇓

We're onto something that could kill homelander.

#521

⇓

What? What is it?

#522

⇓

Some kind of weapon. Uh...

#523

⇓

I'm not sure, but you got to buy us some time.

#524

⇓

Keep your eyes on him.

#525

⇓

How much time?

#526

⇓

You don't know.

#527

⇓

So, for god knows how long,

#528

⇓

I have to paste on a smile,

#529

⇓

with homelander growing more unstable

#530

⇓

by the hour,

#531

⇓

hoping that he doesn't kill me or worse.

#532

⇓

If that's what it takes, then yeah.

#533

⇓

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Just...

#534

⇓

Homelander and-and Vicky, they-they're running laps around us

#535

⇓

because... because we keep tlying to do it the right way.

#536

⇓

The high road just doesn't work.

#537

⇓

W-We have to be as mean and fucked-up as they are.

#538

⇓

- Now you sound like... - Like butcher, I know,

#539

⇓

but, Annie, he's... he's right.

#540

⇓

He's been right all along.

#541

⇓

I'm just so tired of losing.

#542

⇓

Okay.

#543

⇓

You better pull this off, hughie, but...

#544

⇓

Okay.

#545

⇓

I used to destroy you in slapsies.

#546

⇓

You had super speed.

#547

⇓

Khamari.

#548

⇓

Put another hand on your brother, you see what happens.

#549

⇓

Hey, uncle reg, what's up with that suit?

#550

⇓

- Oh, you like it, huh? - That shit's corny.

#551

⇓

Hey, khamari, that's not how you talk to your uncle.

#552

⇓

Nah, it's-it's all right.

#553

⇓

Young men just don't understand the history.

#554

⇓

Oh, no, the suit's ridiculous.

#555

⇓

But he shouldn't be using that kind of language.

#556

⇓

All right, inside. Both y'all.

#557

⇓

All right? And wash your hands.

#558

⇓

For real this time.

#559

⇓

I didn't want to say nothing, but...

#560

⇓

Just trying to show the community I'm down for the cause.

#561

⇓

Since when you been down with any cause?

#562

⇓

Come on, man.

#563

⇓

I mean, I can't run, I can't do shit.

#564

⇓

So I got to rebrand. Stay in the game somehow.

#565

⇓

Or you don't. You could just be my pain-in-the-ass little brother reg.

#566

⇓

Yeah.

#567

⇓

Let me tell you, man, I'm happier coaching these kids

#568

⇓

than I ever was working at vought.

#569

⇓

You should come down to the track.

#570

⇓

They'd love to see you.

#571

⇓

Yeah.

#572

⇓

Okay.

#573

⇓

Since you want to be down with the cause so much...

#574

⇓

I was walking home, and this mugger came up behind me.

#575

⇓

I was terrified.

#576

⇓

And that's when Dana whitmyre says blue hawk

#577

⇓

came [0 her rescue.

#578

⇓

At approximately 7:15 pm,

#579

⇓

I spotted a black male following the victim

#580

⇓

southbound on marin boulevard.

#581

⇓

I intercepted him, at which point

#582

⇓

the suspect became aggressive.

#583

⇓

Brother lived a few houses up the street.

#584

⇓

Three kids.

#585

⇓

He was just walking home from work.

#586

⇓

Blue hawk curb-stomped him so hard, it cracked the pavement.

#587

⇓

- That's fucked-up. - Yeah.

#588

⇓

Maybe I can throw his family some cash or something.

#589

⇓

They don't need a handout.

#590

⇓

They need you to speak up.

#591

⇓

You're in the motherfucking seven.

#592

⇓

Yeah, but, I mean...

#593

⇓

I... listen, I'm Michael Jordan.

#594

⇓

I'm not Malcolm X.

#595

⇓

Everybody loves the a-train, right?

#596

⇓

Sergei.

#597

⇓

- Nina wants to see you. - Yevgenny.

#598

⇓

How's your wife?

#599

⇓

She still enjoy getting her salad tossed by a frenchman

#600

⇓

while her husband tosses nothing?

#601

⇓

Another time.

#602

⇓

Get in.

#603

⇓

[Grunting, breathing sharpm

#604

⇓

Come on. Fucking knock it off.

#605

⇓

All right, mate?

#606

⇓

- Are you sick? - No, no.

#607

⇓

I had a dodgy kebab, didn't I?

#608

⇓

Went straight through me.

#609

⇓

Try these.

#610

⇓

Well, I'll be.

#611

⇓

Your mum used to give me these when I was under the weather.

#612

⇓

Same.

#613

⇓

- I hated them. - I used to crush them up

#614

⇓

and put them in the bird feeder when she wasn't looking.

#615

⇓

Well, I don't blame you.

#616

⇓

They done off leave your mouth drier than a nun's...

#617

⇓

You were gonna say "vagina."

#618

⇓

Yeah. Something like that.

#619

⇓

It's not just your stomach, though.

#620

⇓

Your heart's racing. I can hear it.

#621

⇓

And your blood smells funny, too.

#622

⇓

Don't you worry, son.

#623

⇓

Nothing a good night's kip won't sort.

#624

⇓

Sorry about that.

#625

⇓

What the hell did you drink last night?

#626

⇓

Right.

#627

⇓

Where were we?

#628

⇓

To the surprise of no one,

#629

⇓

that moron swatto went for another joy flight,

#630

⇓

giving away our position.

#631

⇓

Even better, the sandinistas brought Russian special forces with them.

#632

⇓

Though that didn't matter much to the supes.

#633

⇓

Those are my men!

#634

⇓

You, stay with me! Go!

#635

⇓

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

#636

⇓

Oh, yeah!

#637

⇓

Gunpowder! Will you please fucking stop?

#638

⇓

[Yeldsi

#639

⇓

Oh, god.

#640

⇓

They killed soldier boy.

#641

⇓

- What? Who? - The Russians.

#642

⇓

They had some kind of gun or-or weapon or something.

#643

⇓

- That's impossible. - No!

#644

⇓

We saw it. We saw it.

#645

⇓

They took his body.

#646

⇓

I lost 116 men.

#647

⇓

And vought got full immunity.

#648

⇓

That was the day I decided to make them pay.

#649

⇓

Well, ain't that a wonderful story.

#650

⇓

Tell me, grace,

#651

⇓

where did the ivans take this...

#652

⇓

Supe gun?

#653

⇓

The trail went cold behind the iron curtain.

#654

⇓

It's the truth.

#655

⇓

My reach only goes so far.

#656

⇓

You knew what soldier boy did to my family,

#657

⇓

but you didn't think I needed to know the truth?

#658

⇓

It wasn't that simple.

#659

⇓

Marvin, Hugh, give us the room.

#660

⇓

You came to me after Becca disappeared

#661

⇓

and promised me homelander's head.

#662

⇓

And all this time,

#663

⇓

you knew there was something that could do the job,

#664

⇓

and you never said a fucking word.

#665

⇓

Whatever this weapon is,

#666

⇓

it probably won't work on homelander.

#667

⇓

- And what if it does? - Even worse.

#668

⇓

Because it wouldn't end with him.

#669

⇓

You'd go after another supe, then another, then all of them.

#670

⇓

If you'd have told me about this sooner,

#671

⇓

homelander might already be dead.

#672

⇓

Ryan wouldn't be running from one safe house to the next,

#673

⇓

wondering when his nutter dad's gonna drop out of the sky.

#674

⇓

And Becca...

#675

⇓

Becca might still be alive.

#676

⇓

And for that...

#677

⇓

I'll never fucking forgive you.

#678

⇓

This was never about Ryan or Becca.

#679

⇓

It was always selfish.

#680

⇓

Always and only for you.

#681

⇓

For the hate inside that you want to let loose on the world.

#682

⇓

I thought maybe you changed, but I was wrong.

#683

⇓

You are your father.

#684

⇓

Always have been.

#685

⇓

- What happened? - We're off.

#686

⇓

Butcher, wait up. Where-where are you going?

#687

⇓

- The city. - When will I see you again?

#688

⇓

You won't. Ain't safe for you.

#689

⇓

Wait!

#690

⇓

- What are you talking about? - I got to go.

#691

⇓

- Ryan, let go. - No.

#692

⇓

You said you'd always watch out for me.

#693

⇓

- You promised! - Ryan, let go.

#694

⇓

- I won't let you! - Well, maybe I don't want to look at you.

#695

⇓

After what you done to my Becca. Did you ever think about that?

#696

⇓

I hate you.

#697

⇓

Sorry if yevgenny got a little rough.

#698

⇓

He's still a bit bitter you ate his wife's anus.

#699

⇓

Why am I here, Nina?

#700

⇓

Do you remember mikhail Petrov?

#701

⇓

You wait for him to come home. He step out of his minivan.

#702

⇓

You attack. He knocks the blade from your hand,

#703

⇓

so you slam this Honda odyssey minivan sliding doors

#704

⇓

on his neck over and over

#705

⇓

until he's...

#706

⇓

Decapitated.

#707

⇓

Art. Who can define it?

#708

⇓

Then you discovered his young bride in the passenger seat,

#709

⇓

and my Sergei does not leave a witness behind.

#710

⇓

Where is cherie?

#711

⇓

I don't know.

#712

⇓

She had a place in bayonne

#713

⇓

last time I saw her.

#714

⇓

Why?

#715

⇓

'Cause nobody stole heroin from her.

#716

⇓

She stole it from me.

#717

⇓

I will give her a quick death, pazhalsta,

#718

⇓

and I will make this worth your while.

#719

⇓

I don't do that shit anymore.

#720

⇓

Nobody changes, hmm?

#721

⇓

What was your safe word again?

#722

⇓

When I used the dog collar and the strap-on? What was it?

#723

⇓

Vincent cassel.

#724

⇓

You are like rabid little doggy

#725

⇓

but loyal to whoever holds this chain.

#726

⇓

Before William butcher, it was me.

#727

⇓

Before me, it was your daddy.

#728

⇓

But you always heel, Sergei.

#729

⇓

Not Sergei.

#730

⇓

Serge.

#731

⇓

And that was a long time ago.

#732

⇓

Who I am now is someone who works for the CIA, Nina.

#733

⇓

So unless you want the full weight of the government up your ass...

#734

⇓

I'm leaving.

#735

⇓

We both have had bigger things than the government up our asses.

#736

⇓

Just think about my offer.

#737

⇓

Go on, scamper away, little doggy.

#738

⇓

- Deep, welcome home, brother. - Hear! Hear!

#739

⇓

Oh, thanks, homelander.

#740

⇓

This literally means everything to me.

#741

⇓

- To us. - To us.

#742

⇓

Ah! Here we are.

#743

⇓

- Ooh. - Excellent.

#744

⇓

Okay, so, I took the Liberty of ordering for all of us,

#745

⇓

but I'm pretty sure you're gonna love my selection. Okay?

#746

⇓

- Thank you, gentlemen. - Yes, sir.

#747

⇓

Mmm.

#748

⇓

Could I just get some... some bread?

#749

⇓

Come on, now.

#750

⇓

You're back in the big leagues, buddy.

#751

⇓

Nothing but the best for you.

#752

⇓

I'm so hungry.

#753

⇓

Know who I've been reading up on lately?

#754

⇓

Dr. Martin Luther King.

#755

⇓

Well, my relationship with king has deepened of late.

#756

⇓

He was, uh, villainized.

#757

⇓

Persecuted. Spoke truth to power.

#758

⇓

Just like me. It's crazy. But...

#759

⇓

We've both been to the mountaintop,

#760

⇓

and we've seen the promised land.

#761

⇓

I showed people the real me, and they loved me for it.

#762

⇓

I mean, they fucking loved me.

#763

⇓

If only I'd known that sooner.

#764

⇓

There's always been so, so many things I want to do,

#765

⇓

and now I can do them all, finally.

#766

⇓

And no one can stop me.

#767

⇓

Nobody.

#768

⇓

Free at last.

#769

⇓

Free at last.

#770

⇓

Oh! Excellent.

#771

⇓

- Deep, that's for you, big guy. - Me?

#772

⇓

- Thank you, sir. - Mm-hmm.

#773

⇓

Wonderful.

#774

⇓

Chef's specialty.

#775

⇓

It is a South Korean delicacy.

#776

⇓

Holy shit, it's Timothy.

#777

⇓

Oh, my god.

#778

⇓

That's timoth... he's my friend.

#779

⇓

I, uh, I can't eat him. I'm not gonna eat him. I can't...

#780

⇓

- Oh, yes, you can, deep. - No, I'm not gonna...

#781

⇓

Timothy is fucking delicious.

#782

⇓

He's-he's-he's begging for his life.

#783

⇓

He has kids.

#784

⇓

He has kids.

#785

⇓

- Hey, deep? - What?

#786

⇓

Eat fucking Timothy.

#787

⇓

I'm so sorry.

#788

⇓

He's praying. He's praying.

#789

⇓

Mmm.

#790

⇓

Wasn't that delicious?

#791

⇓

Come on.

#792

⇓

Monsieur charcutier?

#793

⇓

You work for him, too.

#794

⇓

Wouldn't that be nice, huh?

#795

⇓

All right, let's have it.

#796

⇓

Where the fuck you been all day?

#797

⇓

I was, uh, detained by little Nina.

#798

⇓

Little Nina?

#799

⇓

And what does that Russian slag want with you?

#800

⇓

It's a long story.

#801

⇓

Hang about.

#802

⇓

This is a fucking gold mine, frenchie.

#803

⇓

Set up a meeting with you, me and little Nina.

#804

⇓

No, no, no. This is a very, is a very bad idea.

#805

⇓

No, frenchie, it's a very fucking good idea.

#806

⇓

Go on. Get on the phone,

#807

⇓

give her a call right now.

#808

⇓

Oui, monsieur.

#809

⇓

And what are we doing this for?

#810

⇓

'Cause, my son, we're going to Russia.

#811

⇓

- Hey. Do you have a sec? - Hey. Hey.

#812

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Yeah, yeah. Come in.

#813

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Thanks. Um...

#814

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So I went to talk to the producers,

#815

⇓

to tell them that I had a family emergency

#816

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and I have to bow out.

#817

⇓

Good. That's... that's really good.

#818

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But, uh, you know, when I got there, I...

#819

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I told them I was thrilled to join the team.

#820

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No. Alex, Alex, that's... that's a mistake.

#821

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I was in rehab, would've killed my mother for some oxy.

#822

⇓

Manager bailed on me, vought, everyone.

#823

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But you didn't leave.

#824

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So do you really think I'm gonna bail on you now?

#825

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I'm an asshole, but I'm not that much of an asshole.

#826

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Are you sure?

#827

⇓

Someone's got to have your back.

#828

⇓

Come on, then.

#829

⇓

Let's hear it.

#830

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I'm a fucking monster for what I done to the kid.

#831

⇓

The others don't get it, but I-I do.

#832

⇓

The gloves are off.

#833

⇓

If there's anything that I've learned...

#834

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What the fuck?

#835

⇓

Well, this has been quite a long road for all of you.

#836

⇓

You've shown us the best of what heroes can be.

#837

⇓

The first of the two selections,

#838

⇓

and the newest member of the seven is...

#839

⇓

Supersonic.

#840

⇓

J" you can be my favorite girl j'

#841

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j" and you can rock my world j“

#842

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j” I never felt like this... j'

#843

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thank you.

#844

⇓

Welcome.

#845

⇓

Thank you, sir.

#846

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J" rock my kiss j“

#847

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well... this is it.

#848

⇓

The final new member of the seven is...

#849

⇓

Lord of the seven seas, the deep.

#850

⇓

- Get up here, you. - All right.

#851

⇓

Welcome back.

#852

⇓

Thank you, sir.

#853

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- Good to see you. - You, too.

#854

⇓

- Congratulations, bro. - You, too.

#855

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All right, well, unfortunately, it won't be either of you two.

#856

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I'm sure you understand, you just can't put a price on experience.

#857

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Please hang up your capes and go.

#858

⇓

Now, deep, I got to say, I am, uh...

#859

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Well, frankly, I'm moved and inspired

#860

⇓

that starlight here has chosen to forgive you.

#861

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I accept your apology, deep.

#862

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You deserve a second chance.

#863

⇓

Thank you, starlight. Looks like we've all grown.

#864

⇓

Just to be clear,

#865

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it wasn't my idea to bring you back, buster.

#866

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Not at all. Starlight here insisted on it.

#867

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But you keep your distance, pal,

#868

⇓

because, uh, well...

#869

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She's my girl now.

#870

⇓

Sorry, I-I can't keep it a secret anymore.

#871

⇓

It's time we let the world know.

#872

⇓

Starlight and I are in love.

#873

⇓

#homelight.

#874

⇓

- Cut! Incredible. - Huh?

#875

⇓

- That fucking plays, man. - Oh, my god!

#876

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That plays like hell.

#877

⇓

- That was perfect. Yeah, yeah. - People are gonna love it.

#878

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Incredible! Yes!

#879

⇓

Okay, that was perfect, uh,

#880

⇓

but, starlight, I need you to be not so shocked.

#881

⇓

All right, well, uh, let's go again.

#882

⇓

Starlight?

#883

⇓

We good?

#884

⇓

We ready?

#885

⇓

Yeah. Let's, uh, let's go again.

#886

⇓

- Okay. Going again. - Yeah, one more. Great.

#887

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Uh, take it from your line, homelander.

#888

⇓

You got it. All right.

#889

⇓

- That a girl. - And... action.

#890

⇓

I just can't keep it a secret anymore.

#891

⇓

- Hmm. - Come on, it's time we let the world know.

#892

⇓

- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.

#893

⇓

Um, everybody,

#894

⇓

starlight and I are in love.

#895

⇓

#homelight.

#896

⇓

J" oh, baby, babyj'

#897

⇓

j" oh, baby, babyj'

#898

⇓

j " how was I supposed to know j"

#899

⇓

j" that something wasn't right here? J“

#900

⇓

j” my loneliness is killing me j”

#901

⇓

j'andlj'

#902

⇓

j" I must confess, I still believe j'

#903

⇓

j" still believe j'

#904

⇓

j” when I'm not with you, I lose my mind j”

#905

⇓

j " give me a sign j"

#906

⇓

j" hit me, baby, one more time j'

#907

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