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Season 5, Episode 16 — My Bright Idea

A month ago, I shaved my head to show solidarity with a leukaemia patient.

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A month ago, I shaved my head to show solidarity with a leukaemia patient.

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Of course, there were ramifications.

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Of course, there were ramifications.

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Hello, I'm your doctor.

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Hello, I'm your doctor.

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# Hare Krishna... #

#7

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Oh, no, no. I know I've got the hair, but I'm not one of you... people.

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Oh, no, no. I know I've got the hair, but I'm not one of you... people.

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Hello. How are you? Well, I have been known to tambour.

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Hello. How are you? Well, I have been known to tambour.

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# Hare Krishna He's a Krishna

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# Hare Krishna He's a Krishna

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# The best Krishna. #

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After our tambourine jam, they gave me some literature,

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After our tambourine jam, they gave me some literature,

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but I'm not the type easily sucked in by that stuff.

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but I'm not the type easily sucked in by that stuff.

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- Morning, Dr Dorian. - Praise be to Krishna!

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Damn it!

#20

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Damn it!

#21

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Hey, Mr Coleman, how are you feeling?

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Hey, Mr Coleman, how are you feeling?

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# They call me mellow yellow... #

#24

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# They call me mellow yellow... #

#25

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Mr Coleman, the hepatitis is doing a number on your liver,

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Mr Coleman, the hepatitis is doing a number on your liver,

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you're obviously very jaundiced...

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Yellow! Oh, "mellow yellow", I get it! That's funny.

#29

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Yellow! Oh, "mellow yellow", I get it! That's funny.

#30

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I never knew what that song was about.

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Now I finally get it. Liver disease.

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We're gonna give you suppressive therapy and do everything we can

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We're gonna give you suppressive therapy and do everything we can

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to make sure you don't need a liver transplant, OK?

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to make sure you don't need a liver transplant, OK?

#36

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- OK. - All right. We'll see you, Mr Coleman.

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- OK. - All right. We'll see you, Mr Coleman.

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Unfortunately, a month later...

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- Let's hear it. - Frank, we have no more options.

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- Let's hear it. - Frank, we have no more options.

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We gotta get you a new liver.

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So how's the boy toy thing going?

#43

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So how's the boy toy thing going?

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I'm thinking of trading Perry in for a younger model.

#45

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We're getting kind of serious...

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We're getting kind of serious...

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Excuse me, I need a moment of silence so I can get into a meditative state

#48

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Excuse me, I need a moment of silence so I can get into a meditative state

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where I block out any irritating white noise.

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I call it my happy place.

#51

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I call it my happy place.

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You know, it's kind of rude...

#53

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- I understand you... - Sweetie, he can't hear you.

#54

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Really?

#55

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Really?

#56

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I was the one who puked on your Porsche

#57

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after Turk and Carla's wedding.

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after Turk and Carla's wedding.

#59

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That has been eating at me for two years. Anyway...

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That has been eating at me for two years. Anyway...

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Keith is great. The only problem is his last name.

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Keith is great. The only problem is his last name.

#63

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- It's... Dudemeister. - Oh, that doesn't even sound real.

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- It's... Dudemeister. - Oh, that doesn't even sound real.

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It's German, Dudemeister. It means "master of dudes."

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It's German, Dudemeister. It means "master of dudes."

#67

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One of the reasons I divorced Perry was his last name.

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One of the reasons I divorced Perry was his last name.

#69

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- You don't like Cox? - Actually, I love Cox.

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- You don't like Cox? - Actually, I love Cox.

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Greatest conversation ever.

#72

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- See, that's the problem. - This sausage is huge!

#73

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- See, that's the problem. - This sausage is huge!

#74

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Excuse me, ladies. I'm needed elsewhere.

#75

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Excuse me, ladies. I'm needed elsewhere.

#76

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The four of us should go out for a drink sometime.

#77

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- We're free tonight. - It's a couple date.

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- We're free tonight. - It's a couple date.

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Done!

#80

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Something horrible just happened.

#81

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Something horrible just happened.

#82

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All right, buddy. Today's the day.

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All right, buddy. Today's the day.

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The amazing thing about livers is that a person with a healthy one

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The amazing thing about livers is that a person with a healthy one

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can have part of it removed and give it to somebody else.

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can have part of it removed and give it to somebody else.

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For Frank, that person was his brother, Marc.

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Hey, someone order liver?

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Jell-O? Jell-O? Is this thing on? Jell-O?

#91

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Jell-O? Jell-O? Is this thing on? Jell-O?

#92

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That was good.

#93

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Marc was a stand-up comic on a cruise ship.

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If I'm not careful, they'll put me in the pun-itentiary.

#95

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If I'm not careful, they'll put me in the pun-itentiary.

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He was a genius.

#97

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Thanks for doing this for me, man.

#98

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Thanks for doing this for me, man.

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What's mine is yours, little bro. You know that.

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- I didn't get that one. - Me neither.

#101

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If you ever donated a body part to me, you know which one I'd want?

#102

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If you ever donated a body part to me, you know which one I'd want?

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Thanks for the butt, player!

#104

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Thanks for the butt, player!

#105

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You better have a reason for taking my man's badonkadonkdonk.

#106

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I do, Carla. I'm building something.

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I do, Carla. I'm building something.

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- What? - A brick house

#109

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- What? - A brick house

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It's mighty, mighty just lettin' it all hang out

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It's mighty, mighty just lettin' it all hang out

#112

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She's a brick house

#113

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She's a brick house

#114

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Dr Turk, Todd needs you in the lab.

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Dr Turk, Todd needs you in the lab.

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Tell Todd he can kiss my big black ass.

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Tell Todd he can kiss my big black ass.

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- I bet you wish you could say that. - I do!

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- I bet you wish you could say that. - I do!

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(theme song)

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(theme song)

#122

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These gowns do not protect the fellas against a cool breeze, do they?

#123

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These gowns do not protect the fellas against a cool breeze, do they?

#124

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These gowns do not protect the fellas against a cool breeze, do they?

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You'll get used to it.

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We'll be back to check on you later, all right?

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We'll be back to check on you later, all right?

#128

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OK. We'll be the guys that look like us.

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- How does he come up with this stuff?

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- He could be a dynamite centre square.

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- He could be a dynamite centre square.

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Dude, four more hours and I am off.

#133

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You mean, we are off. I changed my schedule,

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You mean, we are off. I changed my schedule,

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which means I have Thursday nights off, we are going out.

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which means I have Thursday nights off, we are going out.

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You'll be my wing man, even though you're horrible at it.

#138

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When have I been a bad wing man?

#139

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When have I been a bad wing man?

#140

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Dude, are you sure this isn't offensive?

#141

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Dude, are you sure this isn't offensive?

#142

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Nobody else is wearing a costume.

#143

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Buddy, relax. These are my guys, all right?

#144

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Buddy, relax. These are my guys, all right?

#145

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As long you're with me, they'll find this funny.

#146

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As long you're with me, they'll find this funny.

#147

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All right.

#148

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That looks like Talia.

#149

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That looks like Talia.

#150

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What's up?!

#151

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What's up?!

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My bad, my bad.

#153

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That wasn't Talia.

#154

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Every time I saw them, they yelled "cracker."

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Every time I saw them, they yelled "cracker."

#156

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How did they know I like crackers?

#157

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Please don't make me go out with Barbie and, yes,

#158

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Please don't make me go out with Barbie and, yes,

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I know it's too easy, Ken.

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But we haven't gone out with another couple in over a year.

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But we haven't gone out with another couple in over a year.

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Jordan, there's a reason for that.

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Jordan, there's a reason for that.

#164

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Whoa, whoa. Slow down there, big guy.

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Whoa, whoa. Slow down there, big guy.

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Why, Zeltzer? It's not like I'm driving.

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Why, Zeltzer? It's not like I'm driving.

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I know, but there was a roofie in it.

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I'm not sure if I'm OK with that.

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Three, two, one...

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Party time.

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I think we should give them another chance.

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I think we should give them another chance.

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Nurse Espinosa, I need your help with something.

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Nurse Espinosa, I need your help with something.

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My dog, Baxter, passed away last night.

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I've dealt with it emotionally, but I can't stop crying.

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I've dealt with it emotionally, but I can't stop crying.

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I need you to run interference for me.

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I need you to run interference for me.

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Keep people from seeing me vulnerable.

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So you think I'll automatically do this?

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So you think I'll automatically do this?

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You think my ego is so big

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that I'll be flattered that I'm the only one you open up to?

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that I'll be flattered that I'm the only one you open up to?

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I'll do it.

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- Wish us luck, guys. - Good luck, fellas.

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- All the best. - I'm rooting for you.

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- All the best. - I'm rooting for you.

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And I will see you, my friend, later.

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Wonderful.

#193

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What are you gonna do? Stay up late, eat raw cookie dough,

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What are you gonna do? Stay up late, eat raw cookie dough,

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and pinkie swear your diet will start tomorrow?

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What is your problem?

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What is your problem?

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Jordan's forcing me to double date with the Dudemeisters.

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Jordan's forcing me to double date with the Dudemeisters.

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'Cause of J.D., I gotta miss Turk Night.

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I have three nights off during the week.

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I have three nights off during the week.

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Two of those, Carla has off too, so we do married stuff.

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Two of those, Carla has off too, so we do married stuff.

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Fighting, bickering and the occasional quickie.

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Exactly. But Thursday nights, I got the apartment to myself.

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Exactly. But Thursday nights, I got the apartment to myself.

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So, you know, I come home...

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So, you know, I come home...

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I walk in the door.

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I immediately get comfortable.

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I immediately get comfortable.

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Then I take care of all my busy work,

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Then I take care of all my busy work,

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case dictations, patient charts, everything.

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case dictations, patient charts, everything.

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Then I watch whatever's on ESPN.

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- Stay tuned for more Gilmore Girls. - Mothers and daughters.

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- Stay tuned for more Gilmore Girls. - Mothers and daughters.

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They speak so fast but they speak so true.

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They speak so fast but they speak so true.

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Then I make some important work calls.

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Then I make some important work calls.

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- Did you see it? - I am so mad at Lorelai,

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I can't even talk right now.

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I can't even talk right now.

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That's Turk Night.

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God, you're boring.

#229

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- Hey. Just need to talk to Kelso. - You can't come in.

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- Hey. Just need to talk to Kelso. - You can't come in.

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Why?

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- I have no pants on. - He spilled coffee on them.

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- I have no pants on. - He spilled coffee on them.

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Wish I didn't have to see those pale legs.

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Wish I didn't have to see those pale legs.

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Ask for a new label maker in the pharmacy.

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The P is broken and nobody knows what "enicillin" is.

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The P is broken and nobody knows what "enicillin" is.

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- Sir, she just wants... - Just tell her no.

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- Sir, she just wants... - Just tell her no.

#241

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- But, sir... - If it makes you feel better,

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- But, sir... - If it makes you feel better,

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you can pretend you're fighting for her. Yell, "Hear me out, Bob."

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- Hear me out, you old jackass. - No ad-libbing.

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- Hear me out, you old jackass. - No ad-libbing.

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Now send her packing.

#247

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Now send her packing.

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- He said yes. - Coolio!

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You think you're funny.

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My job is to spend the day saying "no" to people,

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My job is to spend the day saying "no" to people,

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and now that you have let a "yes" spread out into the world,

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and now that you have let a "yes" spread out into the world,

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you have opened the floodgates.

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you have opened the floodgates.

#256

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- Can we have Bibles in the rooms? - No.

#257

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- Can we have Bibles in the rooms? - No.

#258

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- Can I get a better hands-free headset? - No.

#259

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- Can I get a better hands-free headset? - No.

#260

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Can I be allowed back in the men's locker room?

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Can I be allowed back in the men's locker room?

#262

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- Can I get some new work boots? - No.

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- Can I get some new work boots? - No.

#264

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Guess the old ones work. I do have more requests.

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Guess the old ones work. I do have more requests.

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I need an anvil, barbed wire, and a bow and arrow.

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- How about a sled dog? - No.

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- How about a sled dog? - No.

#269

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- Cowboy hat? - No.

#270

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- Javelin? Ferris wheel? Stun gun? - No.

#271

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- Javelin? Ferris wheel? Stun gun? - No.

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- Pelican. - No!

#273

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I'll be on the couch napping.

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I'll be on the couch napping.

#275

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Sweetie, calm down.

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If you're miserable, you can talk to me, OK?

#277

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If you're miserable, you can talk to me, OK?

#278

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I won't abandon you, all right?

#279

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I won't abandon you, all right?

#280

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- My God! I love your necklace! - I got it from the Indians in the park.

#281

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- My God! I love your necklace! - I got it from the Indians in the park.

#282

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Let's go to the bathroom, you can try it on.

#283

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Hey, Dr Cox, can you get me a beer? I forgot my I.D.

#284

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Hey, Dr Cox, can you get me a beer? I forgot my I.D.

#285

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I can't believe people hang out at bowling alleys.

#286

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It's great. Surround yourself with new friends,

#287

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It's great. Surround yourself with new friends,

#288

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you say one clever thing, and you're in. Watch this.

#289

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you say one clever thing, and you're in. Watch this.

#290

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You guys, let's tally it up. Gather around.

#291

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You guys, let's tally it up. Gather around.

#292

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Whoa, Carol! 180! Amazing.

#293

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Whoa, Carol! 180! Amazing.

#294

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Lisa, you had a 125.

#295

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- Turk, 192. - That's how we do.

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- Turk, 192. - That's how we do.

#297

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And I bowled a gentleman's 40.

#298

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And I bowled a gentleman's 40.

#299

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Now, who wants to help me off with my shoes?

#300

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I forgot to wear socks.

#301

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I forgot to wear socks.

#302

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I'm losing them.

#303

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I'm losing them.

#304

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If you ladies remain in this area, we'll bring back drinks.

#305

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If you ladies remain in this area, we'll bring back drinks.

#306

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- Nice save. - Thank you.

#307

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- Krishnas. - Relax, they'll never recognise you.

#308

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- Krishnas. - Relax, they'll never recognise you.

#309

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Good to see you again.

#310

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Good to see you again.

#311

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What's up?

#312

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I hate it when Keith wears that shirt.

#313

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We get it. You like sports.

#314

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We get it. You like sports.

#315

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Sweetie, you have to dress your man.

#316

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Sweetie, you have to dress your man.

#317

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For God's sake, Perry walked out of the house tonight in a hockey jersey.

#318

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For God's sake, Perry walked out of the house tonight in a hockey jersey.

#319

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Dr Cox, when you first...

#320

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Hey, you. Make an effort.

#321

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You may tell me who your favourite sports team is. Keep it short.

#322

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You may tell me who your favourite sports team is. Keep it short.

#323

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Detroit Red Wings.

#324

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Detroit Red Wings.

#325

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For the next 20 minutes, you will sit in silence

#326

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For the next 20 minutes, you will sit in silence

#327

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while I tell you why the Detroit Red Wings

#328

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are the greatest franchise in the history of sports.

#329

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are the greatest franchise in the history of sports.

#330

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On September 25, 1926...

#331

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On September 25, 1926...

#332

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Look at you, man!

#333

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Your colour's back. There's no sign of infection.

#334

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Your colour's back. There's no sign of infection.

#335

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I feel great.

#336

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- You look great, man. I'm glad. - Thanks.

#337

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- You look great, man. I'm glad. - Thanks.

#338

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Unfortunately, things weren't going as well for Marc.

#339

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He's hypotensive and tachycardic.

#340

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Sometimes, that's the way life works.

#341

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The person who does the nice thing is the one who suffers most.

#342

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The person who does the nice thing is the one who suffers most.

#343

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Whether it's giving up Turk Night for a friend...

#344

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Whether it's giving up Turk Night for a friend...

#345

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Christopher, why haven't you finished your case reports?

#346

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Christopher, why haven't you finished your case reports?

#347

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Sorry, I was gonna do them last night,

#348

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but I wound up going out with my buddy.

#349

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but I wound up going out with my buddy.

#350

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Just get them done.

#351

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Or going out with an intern to make your wife happy.

#352

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Or going out with an intern to make your wife happy.

#353

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Oh, hey, Dr Cox, we're going for coffee. Want to come?

#354

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Oh, hey, Dr Cox, we're going for coffee. Want to come?

#355

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Get the hell away from me.

#356

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Get the hell away from me.

#357

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Why are you all smiling?

#358

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Keith said you'd be mean, but then you'd tell us sports stories.

#359

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Keith said you'd be mean, but then you'd tell us sports stories.

#360

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Oh, my God!

#361

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Oh, my God!

#362

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Hi.

#363

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Hi.

#364

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Or agreeing to be the bad guy for your boss.

#365

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- I'm still... - Oh, come on!

#366

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When you're the one who ends up paying the price,

#367

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it can make you wonder...

#368

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it can make you wonder...

#369

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He's bleeding out. Prep the O.R.

#370

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Can I have the crash cart in here?

#371

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Can I have the crash cart in here?

#372

⇓

... was it worth it?

#373

⇓

One of the ligation sutures came undone, but we got it in time.

#374

⇓

One of the ligation sutures came undone, but we got it in time.

#375

⇓

- He should be fine now. - Nurse, call me if there's any change.

#376

⇓

- He should be fine now. - Nurse, call me if there's any change.

#377

⇓

- How awesome was last night? - You got bowled by my frat brothers.

#378

⇓

We're cool. They invited me to this alumni thing in January.

#379

⇓

We're cool. They invited me to this alumni thing in January.

#380

⇓

- The Martin Luther King Fling? - Sounds hot.

#381

⇓

- The Martin Luther King Fling? - Sounds hot.

#382

⇓

We're going out Thursday, right? I got a Magic Eight Ball bowling ball.

#383

⇓

We're going out Thursday, right? I got a Magic Eight Ball bowling ball.

#384

⇓

Check it. Are the ladies gonna love this?

#385

⇓

Check it. Are the ladies gonna love this?

#386

⇓

"Ask again later"? I'm just kidding. It says yes.

#387

⇓

- Thursday night might not work. - You're going. Where are the interns?

#388

⇓

- Thursday night might not work. - You're going. Where are the interns?

#389

⇓

They're with Dr Cox. Apparently, he's mentoring and talking to them.

#390

⇓

They're with Dr Cox. Apparently, he's mentoring and talking to them.

#391

⇓

What?!

#392

⇓

What?!

#393

⇓

OK, that's it!

#394

⇓

OK, that's it!

#395

⇓

This right here is the "get hit" line. Cross it at your own risk.

#396

⇓

This right here is the "get hit" line. Cross it at your own risk.

#397

⇓

When do you turn nice? This is getting kind of old.

#398

⇓

When do you turn nice? This is getting kind of old.

#399

⇓

Never, Leslie.

#400

⇓

He knows my name!

#401

⇓

I was calling you by a random girl's name.

#402

⇓

Listen, please.

#403

⇓

I don't care about any of your problems.

#404

⇓

I don't care about any of your problems.

#405

⇓

I have no answers for any of you.

#406

⇓

I have no answers for any of you.

#407

⇓

But my boyfriend is bi-curious and he wants me to pick his lovers.

#408

⇓

But my boyfriend is bi-curious and he wants me to pick his lovers.

#409

⇓

I might have an answer for that.

#410

⇓

I might have an answer for that.

#411

⇓

I mean, come on, children.

#412

⇓

What do you actually think is going to happen here?

#413

⇓

What do you actually think is going to happen here?

#414

⇓

Do you think I'm going to take you and sit you down next to me and say,

#415

⇓

Do you think I'm going to take you and sit you down next to me and say,

#416

⇓

Do you think I'm going to take you and sit you down next to me and say,

#417

⇓

"Listen, if you need anything, you've got my pager.

#418

⇓

"Listen, if you need anything, you've got my pager.

#419

⇓

Just know that I'm there for you always"?

#420

⇓

Just know that I'm there for you always"?

#421

⇓

Oh, my God.

#422

⇓

Oh, my God.

#423

⇓

- Newbie! - No! Zip it!

#424

⇓

I am so G-darn pissed right now.

#425

⇓

I am so G-darn pissed right now.

#426

⇓

I was OK when you kept me at an arm's length,

#427

⇓

I was OK when you kept me at an arm's length,

#428

⇓

because everybody said, "That's Cox. That's how he operates."

#429

⇓

because everybody said, "That's Cox. That's how he operates."

#430

⇓

And I believed them.

#431

⇓

But now I walk in on this...

#432

⇓

But now I walk in on this...

#433

⇓

...this bi-racial love fest.

#434

⇓

...this bi-racial love fest.

#435

⇓

You know what? I hate to do it,

#436

⇓

but I'm giving you back "the pencil." That's right.

#437

⇓

but I'm giving you back "the pencil." That's right.

#438

⇓

The pencil you gave me on my third day of work.

#439

⇓

The pencil you gave me on my third day of work.

#440

⇓

You handed it off to me like a tiny yellow baton,

#441

⇓

You handed it off to me like a tiny yellow baton,

#442

⇓

like you were trying to say to me, "J.D., you are the new me.

#443

⇓

like you were trying to say to me, "J.D., you are the new me.

#444

⇓

You, J.D., are my mentee.

#445

⇓

You... are my son."

#446

⇓

You... are my son."

#447

⇓

What pencil?

#448

⇓

Oh, that's perfect.

#449

⇓

Oh, that's perfect.

#450

⇓

That's perfect.

#451

⇓

You know what? Take it.

#452

⇓

You know what? Take it.

#453

⇓

Maybe you can use it with Rex or Gloria or...

#454

⇓

Maybe you can use it with Rex or Gloria or...

#455

⇓

...that guy.

#456

⇓

That guy's name is Leslie.

#457

⇓

That guy's name is Leslie.

#458

⇓

His name is Leslie.

#459

⇓

His name is Leslie.

#460

⇓

His name is Leslie.

#461

⇓

Your name is Leslie. All right. Good for you, Leslie!

#462

⇓

Your name is Leslie. All right. Good for you, Leslie!

#463

⇓

Leslie!

#464

⇓

Leslie!

#465

⇓

So do you think everybody's still mad at me?

#466

⇓

I...

#467

⇓

I...

#468

⇓

Guys, come on! I'm the only one giving the evil eye!

#469

⇓

Guys, come on! I'm the only one giving the evil eye!

#470

⇓

We worked on this. Hey, Ted, you're giving sad eye.

#471

⇓

- It's all I've got! - I don't believe that.

#472

⇓

- It's all I've got! - I don't believe that.

#473

⇓

Now, come on. Let's suck it up.

#474

⇓

Now, come on. Let's suck it up.

#475

⇓

Dig deep. Concentrate, and just...

#476

⇓

And break.

#477

⇓

And break.

#478

⇓

Nice. Very nice, guys. Even you.

#479

⇓

I just thought about flat boobies and it made me mad.

#480

⇓

I just thought about flat boobies and it made me mad.

#481

⇓

What do I have to do to make it up to you?

#482

⇓

What do I have to do to make it up to you?

#483

⇓

Go, Ted.

#484

⇓

We want tickets to the Latin Grammys.

#485

⇓

We figured you might know someone.

#486

⇓

We figured you might know someone.

#487

⇓

- I don't. - Oh, Carla, please.

#488

⇓

- I don't. - Oh, Carla, please.

#489

⇓

Elliot, I don't!

#490

⇓

How about she buys rounds for everyone at the bar?

#491

⇓

How about she buys rounds for everyone at the bar?

#492

⇓

- Apple martinis? Cool. - That'd be fine. See you guys.

#493

⇓

- Apple martinis? Cool. - That'd be fine. See you guys.

#494

⇓

That was easy, yeah.

#495

⇓

Latin Grammys or nada.

#496

⇓

Latin Grammys or nada.

#497

⇓

Interns are looking for you.

#498

⇓

I know. I'm in my streets because I'm sneaking out,

#499

⇓

I know. I'm in my streets because I'm sneaking out,

#500

⇓

all because of couples' night.

#501

⇓

all because of couples' night.

#502

⇓

Speaking of couples' nights, I don't know if you and Jordan like camping,

#503

⇓

Speaking of couples' nights, I don't know if you and Jordan like camping,

#504

⇓

but this weekend, me, the wife and an interesting guy named Ron

#505

⇓

but this weekend, me, the wife and an interesting guy named Ron

#506

⇓

are heading out to the lake.

#507

⇓

- Keep moving, Zeltzer. - Rain check.

#508

⇓

- Keep moving, Zeltzer. - Rain check.

#509

⇓

So you gotta leave early?

#510

⇓

Thanks to Kelso,

#511

⇓

I gotta take the staff out for drinks so they don't hate me.

#512

⇓

I gotta take the staff out for drinks so they don't hate me.

#513

⇓

Thanks to J.D., I'll be up forever doing case reports.

#514

⇓

Thanks to J.D., I'll be up forever doing case reports.

#515

⇓

Plus I lost the one night off I looked forward to.

#516

⇓

Plus I lost the one night off I looked forward to.

#517

⇓

What about the two nights a week we spend together?

#518

⇓

Now I am so mad at J. D!

#519

⇓

Now I am so mad at J. D!

#520

⇓

That's it.

#521

⇓

We've got to let these people know.

#522

⇓

We've got to let these people know.

#523

⇓

Let's do this.

#524

⇓

Let's do it.

#525

⇓

Let's do it.

#526

⇓

I like this particular outfit

#527

⇓

I like this particular outfit

#528

⇓

because it's casual

#529

⇓

and the pant pockets are extra-deep, which is perfect for storing makeup.

#530

⇓

and the pant pockets are extra-deep, which is perfect for storing makeup.

#531

⇓

He's like a giant purse.

#532

⇓

He's like a giant purse.

#533

⇓

This shirt is itchy.

#534

⇓

Purses don't talk.

#535

⇓

Purses don't talk.

#536

⇓

Jordan, you promised this would never happen.

#537

⇓

Jordan, you promised this would never happen.

#538

⇓

How dare you?

#539

⇓

- Could we talk? - One sec.

#540

⇓

I just wanted to thank you for the other night.

#541

⇓

Since Perry and I had Jack, we don't get to go out that much as a couple,

#542

⇓

Since Perry and I had Jack, we don't get to go out that much as a couple,

#543

⇓

and it was really nice.

#544

⇓

and it was really nice.

#545

⇓

Don't tell anyone I'm nice.

#546

⇓

Don't tell anyone I'm nice.

#547

⇓

Dr Kelso, we need to talk.

#548

⇓

Dr Kelso, we need to talk.

#549

⇓

Baxter was a good dog.

#550

⇓

Baxter was a good dog.

#551

⇓

You never think you're gonna miss animals as much as you do.

#552

⇓

You never think you're gonna miss animals as much as you do.

#553

⇓

It was just nice having some creature in my life who never disappointed me,

#554

⇓

It was just nice having some creature in my life who never disappointed me,

#555

⇓

never judged me,

#556

⇓

never judged me,

#557

⇓

never showed up late at my 50th birthday party

#558

⇓

never showed up late at my 50th birthday party

#559

⇓

with freshly pierced nipples and a barely legal Filipino boy named Pogo,

#560

⇓

with freshly pierced nipples and a barely legal Filipino boy named Pogo,

#561

⇓

- my son Harrison. - I figured.

#562

⇓

Man's best friend, huh?

#563

⇓

Man's best friend, huh?

#564

⇓

They got that one right.

#565

⇓

At least you've stopped crying.

#566

⇓

At least you've stopped crying.

#567

⇓

No, not really.

#568

⇓

My body can't produce tears anymore, I've intentionally dehydrated myself.

#569

⇓

My body can't produce tears anymore, I've intentionally dehydrated myself.

#570

⇓

It's a risky move, I know,

#571

⇓

It's a risky move, I know,

#572

⇓

but Dr Jarvis here said it'll be all right.

#573

⇓

There's nobody standing behind you.

#574

⇓

There's nobody standing behind you.

#575

⇓

I'm going to need an IV.

#576

⇓

I'm going to need an IV.

#577

⇓

J.D., can I talk to you?

#578

⇓

J.D., can I talk to you?

#579

⇓

I can't right now. I gotta check on Frank.

#580

⇓

So are you missing the other half of your liver?

#581

⇓

So are you missing the other half of your liver?

#582

⇓

Oh, I'm not, but my gallbladder's pretty broken up about it.

#583

⇓

Oh, I'm not, but my gallbladder's pretty broken up about it.

#584

⇓

Apparently they had a thing.

#585

⇓

You've got a gift, man, a gift!

#586

⇓

You've got a gift, man, a gift!

#587

⇓

Did your brother freak out when you told him you almost died?

#588

⇓

I didn't tell Frank.

#589

⇓

I didn't tell Frank.

#590

⇓

Look at him. He's so happy.

#591

⇓

Look at him. He's so happy.

#592

⇓

If he knew what I went through, he'd feel terrible.

#593

⇓

If he knew what I went through, he'd feel terrible.

#594

⇓

Why would I wanna do that to him when I love him so much?

#595

⇓

Hey, Turk. You wanted to talk to me?

#596

⇓

Hey, Turk. You wanted to talk to me?

#597

⇓

- You wanted to talk to me? - You wanted to talk to me?

#598

⇓

- You wanted to talk to me? - You wanted to talk to me?

#599

⇓

Dr Cox, can we talk about something besides sports this time?

#600

⇓

Dr Cox, can we talk about something besides sports this time?

#601

⇓

You're OK.

#602

⇓

OK there, Keith,

#603

⇓

OK there, Keith,

#604

⇓

you may choose between good Scotch, ab workouts, or Lee Marvin movies.

#605

⇓

you may choose between good Scotch, ab workouts, or Lee Marvin movies.

#606

⇓

- And who over here needs a refill? - Yes, please.

#607

⇓

- Thanks for the 'tini, Carla. - You got it, mama.

#608

⇓

- Thanks for the 'tini, Carla. - You got it, mama.

#609

⇓

- Here you go, Grumpy. - Latin Grammys!

#610

⇓

- Here you go, Grumpy. - Latin Grammys!

#611

⇓

- Tell you the nominees. - Fabuloso.

#612

⇓

- Category? - Reggaeton.

#613

⇓

- Category? - Reggaeton.

#614

⇓

- Having a great time, man. - Me too, me too.

#615

⇓

- Having a great time, man. - Me too, me too.

#616

⇓

Cheers.

#617

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#618

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#619

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