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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 17, Episode 4 — Thought Leadership - A Corporate Conversation

Just have a seat right there. Would you like a drink or...

#1

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- No. - No?

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How about a fresh glass of water?

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I have to just go back and gather myself with my buddies

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- before we start this. Okay? - Okay.

#5

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- Right. Good. - But we are on the clock.

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Oh, yeah. And for the record, you know,

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you might want to jot down how well you're being treated

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at this professional establishment.

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- Frank, get over here. - Is she from the newspaper?

#10

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We are in big trouble.

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We gotta come up with a statement for this reporter.

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- She's gonna butcher us. - Yeah, this is bad.

#13

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Why don't we play dumb? Why do we have to come up with a statement?

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Because they found 500 gallons of baby oil dumped in the Schuylkill River.

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Wait. Dee might be right, 'cause they can't actually prove that that was us.

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Well, the 200 Paddy's pub T-shirts floating around in it

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- aren't exactly helping our case, pal. - Yeah, not helping.

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This is a good thing. This could be our Paddy's-gate.

#19

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- Okay, there you go. - No, but gates aren't a good thing.

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I mean, Pizzagate, Watergate.

#21

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- Nipplegate. Nipplegate. - Nipplegate.

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Janet Jackson's career was never the same.

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You're right, what happened...

#24

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- Some things you gotta keep covered up. - Based off that. Yeah.

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- We've gotta come up with a statement. - Guys, guys, guys, guys!

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We can handle this.

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I mean this is why we went to that corporate retreat in Idaho.

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- Hmm. - Right, right.

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We didn't go to the retreat so much as watched clips of it on YouTube,

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but, you know, you're right, Mac. Normally a situation like this

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would have me clawing all your faces off.

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But I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna utilize my words.

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I do see your hand is still in a bit of a claw.

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Yeah, I was ready to pounce.

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I had it hidden behind my head. I was ready...

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- Yeah, I hid it behind my leg. - I had a feeling.

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- Should we un... - No, let's all unclaw our hands.

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- Right? Because that was the old way. - Yeah, yeah.

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This is the new way, right?

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We've got the tools from the corporate retreat.

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- We've got the vocabulary. - Yeah.

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We've got these awesome fleece vests inspired by the retreat.

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- Oh, my God, I love the fleece. - God, I love these vests.

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You can let it all go under here.

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I appreciate you springing for that, Frank. Thank you very much.

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So, listen, we can handle this unpleasantry

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with the grace and elegance of any major corporation

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by utilizing a little thought leadership and simply talking this thing out.

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_

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First and foremost, the business must be protected at all times.

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- Yeah. - Yes.

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The business is infinitely more important than any individual.

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Yes, we are, of course, a family, but human emotion notwithstanding,

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I would be remiss not to mention that we are a business first,

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and as a business, we must behave as such.

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So I would like to posit, respectfully, of course, that we put forth an offering.

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- Yes, a lamb if you will. - No, I would say, uh,

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that lamb right now could be tender and delicious,

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but we have kind of bigger issues that we're dealing with

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that we need to discuss, and maybe, you know,

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eating lamb is not the best thing.

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- Momentarily speaking. - Thank you for that, Charlie,

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but of course I'm speaking of a sacrificial lamb.

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- Ah! - Maybe we need to

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walk through the series of events

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of the incident to figure out who the fall guy should be,

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and I would like to respectfully point out that the phrase is fall "guy."

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Thank you for pointing out that gender inequity, Dee.

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And, henceforth, let's refer to that position

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- as "fall person." - Mmm.

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Or we could circle back to, uh, animal-related, uh, conversations.

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We could consider "fall fish," uh, or "scapefish" or even "fall bird,"

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and then we're back to Dee.

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Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry guys, but, um,

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but my hand is so tightly clenched into a claw.

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Same.

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- I'm feeling the claw again. - Same.

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All right, so why don't we do this? Let's all take a deep breath

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before we continue this conversation.

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Unclaw our hands.

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I think Dee is right.

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I think we got to take this mess from the beginning to find out how we got here.

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- Uh-huh. - Find out who's really to blame.

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Now, as you recall, it all started several weeks ago...

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Whoa!

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...when Frank found that jug out back.

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Yo, let me blow on that.

#88

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No, you make sounds when you bang on it, not blow on it.

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- No, you blow on it. - No, no. Yeah, yeah.

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It sounds different when you put water...

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- But it's gonna be much deeper, like... - No, no, no. He's right.

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- You don't blow on it... - If you blow on it like that, it gets...

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You turn it upside-down...

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You don't bang on it...

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That led to a vigorous debate, which in turn led to vigorous clawing

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until we decided to stop fighting and, you know, simply get our own jugs.

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Annoyingly, however, the jugs were filled with fluid.

#98

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What are we supposed to do with all this fluid?

#99

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Uh... Yeah, can't really play them as an instrument until we...

#100

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- Oh. - Yeah, that's a problem.

#101

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We could... w-wash the bar with it.

#102

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Uh, you don't wanna wash the bar with a... with a water-based liquid.

#103

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- Make a fire and... - Plants love that.

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- Make a fire and put water... - Make a fire and put it out.

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What are you talking about? We're not gonna make a fire.

#106

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- Well, if we start a fire... - Why would we start a fire?

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So we... so we have a reason to use all this liquid.

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After an hour-long argument about the best way to dispose of the fluid,

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we caved and decided the best way to make the jugs empty

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was to simply drink the water.

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Now if I'm braising something, is that a way to cook something,

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or is that shellacking it?

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Like, am I putting sauce on it?

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The inadvertent effect of the watercooler

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was not just hydration, but conversation.

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Is it about the sauce or the cooking technique or both?

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- It's about the crisping. - About both.

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The water tank became a think tank for business scaffolding,

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as well as recent health initiatives and, you know, general interest.

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Well, now I've taken to using baby oil almost exclusively when I get out of the shower.

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You know, I-I don't know if you guys know this,

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but you can actually put a tablespoon of baby oil in your coffee in the morning

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and it resets the pH balance of your gut biome.

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You drink it?

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You know, if you're gonna dump stuff, the best place is the ocean.

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I mean, you know, in a pinch, you go to a lake or a river,

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but you wanna get rid of something, ocean is the only way to go.

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Dennis, how do they get the oil out of the baby?

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Do they have to mash the babies up or grind them?

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Is it babies that are sick and dying already, or what is the oil...

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Don't be an idiot, Charlie. The babies are alive.

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They just wring them out like an old rag.

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The Cybertruck is by far the coolest piece of machinery

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that the space nerd has ever made. Right?

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- Absolutely. - I love that truck.

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I'm furious that all cars don't look like that.

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Dude, totally. You know what it is?

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It delivers on the promise of the future from our youth.

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- Yes. - Right?

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We thought all cars were going to look like that back in the day.

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Hard lines, sharp corners, DeLorean-like materials.

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Yeah, you know, it's the transportation fitting of a Terminator.

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- Totally a Terminator. - Yeah, absolutely.

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Yeah, it's like a rhombus on wheels.

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- Right, right. Absolutely. - That's right.

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We were firing on all cylinders,

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but things took a most exciting turn when one particular topic was raised.

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Gentlemen, what are your thoughts on slap fighting?

#149

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Slap fighting? I'm not aware of this.

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Oh. Well, let me tell you.

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Just like the Cybertruck is the future of transportation,

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slap fighting is the future of dispute mitigation.

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And, my God, was he right. We had to try our hand at it.

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- The Egyptians, they like the cats. - Yeah. They like them.

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I know, but it's a... it's a cat-based society, you know what I mean?

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Yeah, but I understand that. But...

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- The cats are a huge part of their thing. - They like the cats.

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Everybody loved it. We swapped out the clawing for slapping.

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I mean, we were using it to-to-to settle arguments.

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We were using it to end the day, to start the day,

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to say goodbye, to say hello...

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...to celebrate, to mourn, everything, you know.

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But then Mac had a business idea.

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Gentlemen, let's discuss professional slap fighting.

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We were all slapped across the proverbial cheeks with this venture.

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Oh, shit.

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Take your shirts off, though.

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Whoa!

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It was his hand-face-based business venture

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that led to the off-lining of certain corporate assets

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into various aquatic bodies.

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So, Mac is clearly the prime candidate to fall on the metaphorical sword here. Yes?

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- Yeah. Sounds good. - Sure. Well, yeah. That adds up, right?

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Mm-hmm. That does seem to be the proper mathing. Yes.

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Yeah, I do... I do hear you guys on this.

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As long as we're outside of the earshot of this reporter,

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I'd like to add, you can stick this line of logic up your various assholes.

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Hmm.

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- All right, that's harsher language... - Interesting point.

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...than I thought we were allowed to use here, but...

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Also Dennis is leaving out a core friction point.

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Things were going smoothly

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until Dennis pointed out that the whole thing sorely lacked eroticism.

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Slaps and profits have gone up.

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- That's great. - Uh-huh.

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But chick saturation has gone down.

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- That's not good. - Uh-uh.

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The whole thing is sorely lacking eroticism.

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- The data is alarming. - Yeah.

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- Yeah! Yeah, yeah. - Well, let's fix that.

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- Go on. - Yeah, yeah.

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He pitched something with the eroticism of mud wrestling

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and the aggression of a Cybertruck.

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The world just has not delivered

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on the future that we were promised when we were growing up.

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We were promised mud wrestling. We were promised wet T-shirt contests.

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We were promised women going wild.

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At a certain point, we stopped women from going wild.

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Why did we do that?

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- They wanna go wild. - They should go wild.

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They want to go wild. Let's let them go wild.

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They're too dry, and so they don't feel wild.

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Yeah, exactly. Guys, let's get back to our core values.

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Th-There is an underserved market for one-on-one erotic sport competition

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between scantily-clad, oiled-up women.

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He proposed pivoting away from dudes

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and investing all of our resources more heavily into women and baby oil.

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Whoa!

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This is why Dennis's head must roll. I compliment him on the innovation,

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but the idea was a little chunky, if I'm being honest.

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My personal distaste for women aside,

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I think you crapped the bed on the execution.

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We were over-leveraged in the baby oil department

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and subsequential environmental what-have-yous

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from the off-lining have left us in this particular situation.

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Which is why I nominate Dennis. Right time, right skull.

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- I like it. I like it. - I gotta say I'm impressed.

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You know, you're coming at me open-kimono here,

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and I appreciate that, so kudos, you know.

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But I do think we need to helicopter up, stretch the vantage point a little bit.

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I think we need to chew on the key protein here,

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- which I believe to be Dee. - Mmm.

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With the women slappers in the bar, we were thriving,

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but we weren't quite reaching the erotic escape velocity that I was hoping for.

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I mean... really, all it is

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is there's one lingering problem with the women.

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- What? They're ugly. - They're ugly.

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- I didn't wanna say it, but they are ugly. - Yeah.

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They're a bit gruff, aren't they?

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The big issue for me is you can't put baby oil on any of these women, you know.

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They'll bite you.

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I had one almost bend my arm completely in half.

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- I tried to put baby oil on her and she... - I got pinned by her too, man.

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Yeah, yeah. So you know, like, chick saturation is up. That's good.

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- But the attractive/oil saturation... - It's way down, yeah.

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- It's way down. - Way down. Why is that?

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So, we need to find a way to lure in hotter women.

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Yeah, that's all it is. You know what I mean?

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Anybody got any ideas?

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Back in the day when we were taking down all the aluminum siding,

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what are we gonna do with all that asbestos that was left?

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- We dumped it in the Schuylkill. - Oh, you did?

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- Yeah. - Okay.

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But in order to get 'em to do it, we lured 'em in with a Cadillac.

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Oh!

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That's what you gotta do with the women.

#247

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- You think we get these gals a Cadillac... - Yeah!

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...and we say, you know, "You win a slap fight, you get a Cadillac"?

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- Everybody needs money. - Wait.

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I know exactly what we should do.

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Oh! I was thinking the same thing.

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I doubt it.

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Oh!

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Look at this thing. Oh, man. Frank, baby, this is quite the prize.

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- Yeah. - Nicely done, Frank.

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- Yeah. - Wow.

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Look at the hard angles on this.

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- Yeah. - It's beautiful, man.

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The Cybertruck lured in a much sexier talent pool.

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We were really excited about the quality of slapper,

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but there was one that stood out above all the others.

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I mean, we couldn't take our eyes off her.

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I can't wait to see the headlights on her.

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- Yeah! - Yeah.

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Yeah. Well, and you never will see 'em, Frank.

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Because there's only one single headlight.

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- It's a single headlight, yeah. - Oh.

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We couldn't give her away. We had to have her.

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It wasn't long before we came up with a plan to retain her for ourselves.

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We would just have to win the slap contest, you know.

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We needed a ringer, someone to tear through these waifish models

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and ensure the truck would remain in our portfolio.

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Figure something out though.

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What are you guys doing?

#275

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Huh?

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Oh!

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Dee was tearing through girls

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like a paper shredder through company records.

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And we knew she would, as I had explained it with a graph.

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The lower the self-esteem, the harder the slap. And Dee could take a hit too.

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Right? Years of getting slapped around by Frank, right?

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- Yeah. - Those were the days.

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- Oh, yeah. Better times. - If say so, buddy. If you say so.

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She had it all, and she delivered slap after slap.

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Sexy women, aggressive violence, futuristic trucks.

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Everything was going according to plan. Till Dee got knocked out.

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Dee, I thank you for your service. I love you like a sister.

#288

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Well, I am your sister.

#289

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Well, you know, familial ties notwithstanding.

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Uh, I think you kinda drained the kettle on that one.

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And, hey, you know, no offense,

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but I think you've proven yourself to be pretty good at taking a fall.

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Guys, I know things are getting hot, okay?

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But I think we're styling the wrong mannequin here.

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I would have won that competition

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if it wasn't for our associate deviating from the business plan,

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and that would be Charlie.

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Oh. Uh... Wow.

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He fell back on some old bad habits.

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Fool.

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What's up?

#302

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- What's going on? New car? I like it. - Oh, God.

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- Okay. What is this? Why are you here? - Pretty sweet. Is that a Geo?

#304

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Well, I got a business opportunity for you.

#305

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Oh, a business opportunity?

#306

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- Yeah. Check this out. - Oh, good.

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- Yeah, you're gonna like this. - Great. I bet.

#308

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We're doing these oiled-up slap fights in the bar.

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Oiled-up slap fights?

#310

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Yeah, we're oiling girls and they're slapping each other.

#311

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- You're oiling girls up? - Yeah.

#312

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So I could oil you or you could oil yourself, but...

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Did you come here to ask me if I want to get oiled by you?

#314

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- Are you stalking me again? - Yeah.

#315

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Stalking? Whoa. Since when did I ever stalk you? No, that's not my thing.

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- Flirting, maybe. But... - Okay.

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Hey, look, you don't have to do it,

#318

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but I will say that the winner of the thing is gonna get a free truck,

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but I suppose you like this car better, you know.

#320

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You're giving away a truck?

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A Cybertruck.

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Mmm.

#323

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Little did he know that she wasn't just driving that crappy car,

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she was living in it.

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The allure of the Cybertruck

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and a lifetime of petty misery suffered by this woman

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rendered her unstoppable.

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Yeah. Okay. Who's next?

#329

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Uh... Hey. I got an idea, all right?

#330

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W-What if you and I get a little side pot going, right?

#331

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You and me, we... we tone down on the slaps, we call it a tie,

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and that way we can share the Cyber...

#333

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Yeah!

#334

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I was sucker-punched.

#335

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- No. - No.

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- Mm-mmm. - In your dreams.

#337

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No. You were looking right at her.

#338

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She slapped the shit out of me, but I wasn't ready.

#339

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It was uncalled for and it wasn't fair.

#340

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To make matters worse, Frank reversed course

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and refused to make her whole.

#342

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What do you mean I don't get the truck?

#343

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- It's all in the terms and conditions. - What?

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Look. "Cybertruck not included." Can you read?

#345

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- Oh, my God! - Can you read?

#346

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- What? - Oh, my God.

#347

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- Screw you. Screw you guys so hard! - In plain writing.

#348

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- Oh, I'm taking this public. For this. - Don't you dare.

#349

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Needless to say, she was pissed, and she promised to go public.

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And let's face it, we didn't have permits for any of this.

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Which led to the panic and dumping of assets

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to erase the trail of corporate culture and create plausible deniability.

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I'm gonna call the newspaper.

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As the crow flies here, I think we could all see from a bird's-eye view

#355

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that had Charlie not invited the Waitress, none of this would've happened.

#356

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So Charlie should take the fall.

#357

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And I would say all due respect, but I don't respect you.

#358

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It's true, Charlie. We may have reached our inflection point.

#359

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Okay, great. Yeah, that's all good. Yeah.

#360

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And I-I'm hearing you guys, you know, ear-wise.

#361

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And, um, you know, mouth-wise, uh, you're giving me various wordables,

#362

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uh, that are adding up to thoughts.

#363

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This is good. I see how you're trying to clip my wings so that I can fly.

#364

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That's not how birds work. That makes them "un-fly."

#365

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Okay. I did not know that you were the bird expert.

#366

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But I would like to pivot here, you know, before I fall on the sword,

#367

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and say that I was also using my eyeballs this entire time for various observables.

#368

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Because I realized... ...that Frank was, you know,

#369

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growing in hardness as the eroticism in the bar was increasing.

#370

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And, uh, he was becoming as hard as a Cybertruck himself,

#371

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you know, which you could see.

#372

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Cheese, of course, is also on this graph.

#373

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- Just keep going. - Uh, moving past.

#374

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Well, the main thing here is that I think we now have our open-sliced lamb.

#375

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You know, open commando person.

#376

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- What? - What are you saying?

#377

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I'm saying it should be Frank, man.

#378

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Because he was throwing an orgy in the basement the entire time.

#379

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- What? - Yes.

#380

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I realized Frank was trying to capitalize on the erotic environment

#381

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and pivot into a more orgasmic business model, right?

#382

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And I noticed various unsavory investors were paying Frank

#383

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to try to get in on the ground floor.

#384

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Dear God. Damn, you are not good at this.

#385

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I'm tryna say dudes were paying Frank to go into the basement.

#386

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- Mm-hmm. - Right.

#387

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And he was failing in his efforts to poach talent from the slapping pool.

#388

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Ooh. I like those straps, and I can't wait to see it off. Let's go downstairs.

#389

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And I knew this 'cause chicks were slapping him constantly.

#390

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But then I saw him trying to headhunt for new key players in this thing.

#391

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Yo, baby. I need a prostitute.

#392

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But he was running up against some logistical hurdles.

#393

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Well, when's she coming back from The Bahamas?

#394

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So, the slap fighting and the basement full of men.

#395

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The whole thing was just a big red flag. He had a target on his back and whatnot.

#396

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So, when The Waitress got all pissed off she wasn't gonna get a Cybertruck,

#397

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and the police were potentially going to get involved, Frank panicked.

#398

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He was worried about the orgy,

#399

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which led to the dumping into the Schuylkills and whatnot.

#400

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And so that is why he is the person that... that should take this fall.

#401

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Um, also, there's still a bunch of dudes in the basement.

#402

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- Uh... What? Right now? - What?

#403

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Yeah, there's, like, guys down there now.

#404

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- Dude. - Right? How many are down there?

#405

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- Eleven. Eleven. Eleven's the answer. - Eleven dudes in the basement.

#406

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- The reporter could see all this. - Yeah, one could come up.

#407

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- It could be an issue for us. - Oh, shit.

#408

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We got to figure out what we're gonna do and get her out of here.

#409

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I agree with Charlie. I think Frank should take the fall for the whole thing.

#410

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- Well, that's insane. - You drove a Cybertruck into the river.

#411

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I didn't know. I thought it was an aquatic vehicle.

#412

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- It's an environmental nightmare. - It should be, but it's not.

#413

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If anything, it looks like it goes into space.

#414

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- Yeah, it should be but it's not. - The liberal press

#415

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is going to crucify us.

#416

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I gotta come clean.

#417

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I think the truck is ugly.

#418

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Damn it. I knew you were gonna say that. I knew she was gonna say that.

#419

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Stupid. You're stupid. I call bullshit on that.

#420

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All right. Enough, enough.

#421

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I've had enough with the charts and the maps and the graphs.

#422

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It's clear you're all good foot soldiers, loyal servants and whatnot.

#423

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But it's time we connect the Legos here and boil down to our core values.

#424

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Yes, hammer down on our brand identity and come out open commando.

#425

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- I said the commando thing. - Didn't make sense the first time.

#426

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I thought it was... It sounded cool and I want to circle back.

#427

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- If you're doing it 'cause it's cool... - Okay. I got a plan,

#428

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and this is it.

#429

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Okay. Here we go.

#430

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Um, ma'am, we are finally ready to make our statement.

#431

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Yeah, yeah.

#432

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No comment.

#433

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That said, we are no longer gonna drink, serve, or have anything to do

#434

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- that represents water. - Yeah.

#435

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- Water is not the cornerstone of our company. - Mm-mmm.

#436

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And we will hereby, uh, be getting rid of the watercooler.

#437

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- Gone. - Gone.

#438

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Excuse me, I-I'm not sure what you're talking about.

#439

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Sorry. We got on talking like this when we started over-hydrating.

#440

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Yeah, we watched a couple YouTube clips about a corporate retreat.

#441

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Got some water, got hydrated.

#442

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So, we're not gonna talk about that subject anymore.

#443

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- No more water. - No comment is the main thing, right?

#444

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- Yeah. What I said in the beginning. - Yeah. And no water.

#445

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I'm sorry, do you think I'm a reporter?

#446

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Yeah.

#447

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No. I'm here for the orgy.

#448

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Oh. Oh.

#449

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Good. Great. Great.

#450

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Oh. Hey, guys, the whore is here.

#451

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- I was waiting for you. - I told you guys, man.

#452

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- That's one woman. - Yeah.

#453

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Yeah. T-That's not an orgy. That's a...

#454

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- No. No. - That's a gangbang.

#455

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- No. No. - That's a gangbang, yeah.

#456

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We really should find a way to exit Frank.

#457

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