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I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson

Season 3, Episode 6 โ€” WHEN I FIRST THOUGHT OF THIS YOU DIDNโ€™T EVEN HAVE HANDS UP THERE โ€” YOU WERE JUST WALKING STRAIGHT UP THE WALL.

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I'm gonna show a quick scenario that has right and wrong answers.
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Just shout them out and we'll discuss them.
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Hey. So I had to take Barney to that lunch meeting.
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I know you're still working on that project.
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Do you mind giving half the credit to Barney as well?
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[woman on TV] Hmmโ€ฆ
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Obviously she's been put in an uncomfortable situation.
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What are things she could say?
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[silence]
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"Back away, banana breath. What the hell did you just eat? A banana?"
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[polite chuckles]
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-I'm sure that's what she'd like to say. -Totally.
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What are some ways she can handle it?
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-[woman 1] Go to HR. -[man 1] Sure. What else?
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[woman 2] Could say, "I'm not comfortable."
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-Or "I don't want to do that." -[man 1] A boundary. Good.
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By vocalizing them, you can give others a chance to reevaluate their actions.
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Boundaries are a wonderful way to help build trustโ€ฆ
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[hysterical chuffing]
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โ€ฆuh, and mutually respectful relationships.
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[hysterical hissing giggles]
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Need to go outside?
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I'm okay. I'mโ€ฆ just laughing.
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-[chuckles] Uh, in this next clipโ€ฆ -You okay?
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Yeah.
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-[inspirational rock song plays] -[takes deep breath]
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I'm gonna be really great.
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[in slo-mo] "Back away, banana breath."
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"What the hell did you just eat? A banana?"
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[polite chuckles]
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[voice echoes] I'm gonna be really great.
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So I just haveโ€ฆ
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-I have something to say. -Okay.
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I think we should do shirts for this class.
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-What's that? -A fun shirt.
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That we design. That says, "HR, Class of 2023."
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And underneath, it says,
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"Back away, banana breath."
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I'm glad you've enjoyed it.
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But this is to address something serious going on in this office.
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Oh yeah. I know.
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It's just been a really good time, and I'm going to do the shirts.
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All right. But I want to re-emphasize
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the value of proper documentation.
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-The best way to avoidโ€ฆ -Mary. Want a shirt?
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-I don't wear t-shirts. -Get it big and use it as a night shirt.
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Just lounging around in a big shirt and some undies.
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-My drawers are full of shirts. -Putting you down, bitch.
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[presenter continues indistinctly]
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[whispers] Rick! Wanna do drawings for the shirts?
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What you talkin' about?
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You're good. I've seen drawings on your desk.
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It should be a computer and the screen says, "Learn respect."
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-It's a box with keys. -[loudly] I can't do it!
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Meredith. How big are you? What size?
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-What? -Asked how big her body is.
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That's inappropriate in the workplace.
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-[voice breaks] Okay. -Let's take a break. I need some air.
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-What the hell is that? -Told you I can't do it!
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Welcome to Photo Wall of Metal, the Metal Motto Search.
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Where contestants battle it out,
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trying to guess the image beneath the metal panels.
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Each of those metal panels has a colored dot in the right-hand corner.
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Soon as you pick a panel, Metaloid Maniac
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will zip around the magnetic metal board he built
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and take down the metal panel,
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revealing a piece of the photo of the phrase.
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because the Metaloid Maniac is fast
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and he will speed around the board, filling in empty spots with metal
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on the wall that he built.
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Okay?
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Let's play Metal Motto Search.
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First, let's learn about what's happening in Metaloid Maniac's world
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Ah! I'm finally done with my masterpiece.
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[birds screech]
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Some of the Batter Birds took some metaloid tiles guarding our phrase!
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[chanting] Metal, metal, metal, metal, metal, metal, metalโ€ฆ
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Metaloid Maniac, slow down!
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You're moving so fast, it's gonna crack the planet!
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Metal, metal, metal!
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Got the metal. This is actually my ground.
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[audience applauding]
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-Karina, up first. Gimme a color. -The pink dot.
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[host] Pink dot. Go get it, Metaloid Maniac!
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-There he goes! -[rock music plays]
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[rock music fades]
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-[hydraulics whirring] -[loud thuds]
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He's zipping around, crazily.
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The reason the Metaloid Maniac is so comfortable up there
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is 'cause he built that wall.
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He's naturally magnetized
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which allows him to zip around the wall that he built.
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Practically frictionless. What you think? Cool?
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-[man shouts] -Very cool.
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Yeah, you know, I think so.
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First thing I thought of when I thought of Metaloid Maniacโ€ฆ
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-[crowd gasps] -What if there was a guy
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who could, like, uh, zip around with metal,
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and also shoot it and build stuff with it? So fucking cool.
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The Metaloid Maniac has removed one metal tile.
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It could be an elbow of an L.
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Or could be the top of an L.
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-Anyone wanna guess? -[crowd gasps]
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No guesses. Okay.
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Steven, you're up.
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Okay.
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Oh, okay. Metaloid Maniac is going down.
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-Make sure I ain't got metal on me. -[all chuckling]
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-Not doing it. -What?
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-Metaloid Maniac! -Hey, hey. Calm down.
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I keep sliding. The suit is way too heavy.
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Right. Okay, so the way I pictured itโ€ฆ
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Okay. That'sโ€ฆ Let me explain it to you.
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Okay. That's your wall.
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-You built that. -Have whatever story you want.
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What's really going on? Hmm?
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[sighs] I had a difficult conversation with my daughter this morning.
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-Mmm. That's hard. -[gentle music playing]
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Thatโ€ฆ That's hard.
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[music continues]
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What can we do to make you look crazy up there like a bug?
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โ™ช Pretty please with sugar on top โ™ช
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โ™ช Baby, give me that love you got โ™ช
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[all chuckling]
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Seriously, this has been a perfect weekend so far.
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-A buddy knows the chef. -Jason fucking rules.
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-[all chuckle] -Have to take your word for that.
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This is all I wanted for my 40th birthday.
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Just my oldest friends, doing the stuff we used to do.
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And your newest friends.
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See Jason got that shit from high school? Four Lokos, Red Dog beers.
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Heard you were doing this throwback theme,
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so I brought something me and my friends used to do.
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When the thing I got gets here, we're not gonna want to leave.
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My God, you get us coke?
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We might not be going to Corset.
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We really should go to Corset.
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-[doorbell rings] -And here it is.
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[suspenseful musical sting]
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Ahh!
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[making nonsensical sounds]
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-What is this? -Don Bondarley! King of the dirty songs.
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[chortles]
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-You and your friends used to get this? -All the time.
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My uncle showed him to us. My uncle was awesome.
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He lived with my grandpa his whole life. So did I.
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-Aah! -You gotta see this. It's so fucking fun!
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-Gotta get to the restaurant. -Shut up.
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Come on. Come on, guys. Don Bondarley!
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I was a little worried people didn't like this kind of stuff anymore.
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I had given up on it completely.
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I truly love dirty songs.
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Now, I haven't done this in a while.
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โ™ช Oh, old Bart Dogfuck Had a dong a mile long โ™ช
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[softly] Ehโ€ฆ
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Ahh!
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What the hell did he do?
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I don't remember the words.
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We got the gist. Can still tell it's dirty.
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I should have prepared, but I just watched TV.
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Let's try another one.
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โ™ช Oh, old Arthur James MacLeish โ™ช
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What the fuck is it? I'm sorry, guys. I can't remember the words.
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I know it's something about his cock goes in the dog,
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he fucks the dog,
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and then the dog's dinner is his cum.
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Sorry. [awkward chuckle]
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Okay. Uh, keep going?
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This sucks.
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I don't know why I thought these were coming back.
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They're not coming back. They're not funny anymore.
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I've wasted my life.
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[somber melody turns inspirational]
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Or am I just dead wrong
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All right!
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Now comes the time of the night when I face the wall
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-and give you guys a chance to jack off. -[music ends]
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["Young Girl" by Frank Lynch plays]
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[suspenseful musical flourish]
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All right, everybody, let's get those lunch orders in.
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[David] Of course.
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I love their salads.
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-Draven. -Don't know if we're gonna have
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enough GOTV buses for this weekend without Mike Flaherty.
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Concerns me come primary day. I don't know what other options we have.
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I asked Lynn to quietly check with George Faust if he's willing to help.
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I'd love not to go down that road.
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You could talk to him, but I know him more than anyone so I don't know what'll help.
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Let me think. Thank you for bringing it to my attention.
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All right. Everybody all in?
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Everybody good?
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Let's go. Get motivated.
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Fifteen days. Fifteen days.
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All right!
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[muted shrieking]