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Season 4, Episode 6 — My Cake
J.D. NARRATING: WORKING AT SACRED HEART,
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YOU GROW ACCUSTOMED TO A LOT OF THINGS:
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SICKNESS, DEATH,
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SICKNESS, DEATH,
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TED'S MORNING SELF-AFFIRMATION RITUAL.
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PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING -WITH -YOU.
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PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING -WITH -YOU.
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PEOPLEARE LAUGHING... -WITH -YOU.
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PEOPLEARE LAUGHING... -WITH -YOU.
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J.D. NARRATING: ONE THING TURK COULDN'T GET ACCUSTOMED TO
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WAS HIS WIFE BEING FRIENDS WITH A PSYCHIATRIST.
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WAS HIS WIFE BEING FRIENDS WITH A PSYCHIATRIST.
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BABE, WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR LUNCH TODAY?
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(SOFTLY) PLEASE, HONEY, NOT IN FRONT OF HER.
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(SOFTLY) PLEASE, HONEY, NOT IN FRONT OF HER.
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TURK, WHY ARE YOU NOT COMFORTABLE AROUND ME?
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YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO GET IN PEOPLE'S HEADS.
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YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO GET IN PEOPLE'S HEADS.
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AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS NEGATIVELY
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OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT,
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BUT THAT MAKES YOU A DEVIL WOMAN.
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BUT THAT MAKES YOU A DEVIL WOMAN.
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PLEASE. I MEAN, WHO COULD IMAGINE WHAT IT'S LIKE IN YOUR HEAD?
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PLEASE. I MEAN, WHO COULD IMAGINE WHAT IT'S LIKE IN YOUR HEAD?
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J.D. THINKING: I'LL TAKE THIS ONE.
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HEY. WELCOME TO TURK'S HEAD.
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HEY. WELCOME TO TURK'S HEAD.
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YOU LOOK REALLY HOT.
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YOU LOOK REALLY HOT.
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WAIT A SECOND. -YOU'RE -NOT A LESBIAN.
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(SIGHS) I AM IN HERE.
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(SIGHS) I AM IN HERE.
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YEAH, ME, TOO.
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DAMMIT!
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DAMMIT!
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MOLLY, YOU'RE A SHRINK.
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WHY IS IT MY DAYDREAMS ALWAYS END
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WHY IS IT MY DAYDREAMS ALWAYS END
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RIGHT BEFORE THE REALLY SEXY PART?
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I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE WE SHOULD WORK ON THAT...
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TOGETHER.
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TOGETHER.
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DAMMIT!
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DAMMIT!
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TURK: DUDE.
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RELAX...
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AND ENJOY HOT CHOCOLATE LOVE.
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AND ENJOY HOT CHOCOLATE LOVE.
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J.D. THINKING: SNAP OUT OF IT! ABORT! ABORT!
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STOP IT! I DON'T HAVE GAY JUNGLE FEVER!
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STOP IT! I DON'T HAVE GAY JUNGLE FEVER!
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OK, WE SHOULD GO. YEAH.
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HEY, UH, MR. GARCIA'S FAMILY'S HERE.
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FANTASTIC.
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FANTASTIC.
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J.D. NARRATING: TELLING A FAMILY THEIR LOVED ONE HAS DIED
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IS NEVER EASY.
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THAT'S WHY DOCTORS HAVE A VARIETY OF TECHNIQUES
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FOR BREAKING THE NEWS.
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THERE'S THE HAND ON SHOULDER.
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THERE'S THE HAND ON SHOULDER.
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THERE'S HAND ON HAND.
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THERE'S HAND ON HAND.
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AAAHH!
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AND, OF COURSE, THE ALWAYS POPULAR RESIDENT KABUKI THEATRE.
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AND, OF COURSE, THE ALWAYS POPULAR RESIDENT KABUKI THEATRE.
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OHH! YEEKK!
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OHH! YEEKK!
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HYUUKK!
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(SOFTLY) I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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J.D. NARRATING:AS -FOR MY -FAMILY,
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J.D. NARRATING:AS -FOR MY -FAMILY,
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WE HAD OUR OWN WAY OF BREAKING THE NEWS.
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HEY, LITTLE BROTHER.
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WE DID IT WITH CAKE.
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WE DID IT WITH CAKE.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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WHAT, A GUY CAN'T TAKE 3 DAYS OFF WORK,
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TRAVEL 800 MILES ON A BUS WITH A DOUBLE- LAYER FUDGE CAKE
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TRAVEL 800 MILES ON A BUS WITH A DOUBLE- LAYER FUDGE CAKE
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-JUST TO SAY, -"HEY, HOW ARE THINGS"?
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DAN.
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DAN.
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DAD DIED.
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THERE'S ICE CREAM IN THE FRIDGE.
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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN, NO, I KNOW... #
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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN, NO, I KNOW... #
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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #
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HEY.
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HEY. YOU GUYS ARE BACK.
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SORRY I HAD TO BLOW OUT OF THERE AFTER THE FUNERAL,
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SORRY I HAD TO BLOW OUT OF THERE AFTER THE FUNERAL,
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BUT HOW WAS THE REST OF THE WEEK?
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IT WAS ALL RIGHT. WE SPENT MOST OF THE TIME
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IT WAS ALL RIGHT. WE SPENT MOST OF THE TIME
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DEALING WITH THE HEADSTONE PROBLEM.
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SEE, SINCE DAD WAS AN OFFICE SUPPLIES SALESMAN,
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HE WANTED IT TO BE SHAPED LIKE A PENCIL.
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HE WANTED IT TO BE SHAPED LIKE A PENCIL.
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SO?
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SO IT LOOKED LIKE A GIANT MARBLE PENIS,
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SO IT LOOKED LIKE A GIANT MARBLE PENIS,
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WHICH, I MAINTAIN, DAD WOULD'VE LIKED EVEN MORE.
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HOW YOU DOIN', BUDDY?
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HOW YOU DOIN', BUDDY?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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IT HASN'T REALLY HIT ME YET.
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IT WILL EVENTUALLY, BUT DON'T WORRY.
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WHEN IT DOES, BIG BRO WILL BE THERE.
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(CHORTLES) HA HA! HE'S -
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WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
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WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
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DAN, I LOVE YOU, BUT BEING THERE
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FOR PEOPLE ISN'T REALLY YOUR THING.
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NO, THAT WAS THE OLD DAN.
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NO, THAT WAS THE OLD DAN.
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LOOK AT ME. THIS IS THE NEW DAN.
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I'M TOTALLY HERE FOR YOU.
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I'M TOTALLY HERE FOR YOU.
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DAN, YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR, LIKE, 9 HOURS.
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DAN, YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR, LIKE, 9 HOURS.
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ARE YOU OK?
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I'D FEEL A LOT BETTER IF YOU COULD GIVE
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I'D FEEL A LOT BETTER IF YOU COULD GIVE
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THAT OL' "H" KNOB THERE A LITTLE TWIST.
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BODY TEMP'S A BIT LOW.
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BODY TEMP'S A BIT LOW.
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(TURNS ON WATER)
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(SIGHS)
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NOW I CAN FEEL MY TOOTSIES.
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NOW I CAN FEEL MY TOOTSIES.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE NEW CONVERTIBLE, TED?
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SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE NEW CONVERTIBLE, TED?
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WHY -DON'T I -HAVE ONE OF THESE?
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WHY -DON'T I -HAVE ONE OF THESE?
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WELL, HOWDY, DR. KELSO.
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AIN'T SHE A BEAUT? I RENTED 'ER
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AIN'T SHE A BEAUT? I RENTED 'ER
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SO'S I COULD REPAIR THE AIR CONDITIONING UNIT.
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LOOKS EXPENSIVE. WHO AUTHORIZED THIS?
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LOOKS EXPENSIVE. WHO AUTHORIZED THIS?
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WHY, YOU DID, SIR. MUST'VE BEEN TUESDAY LAST.
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WHY, YOU DID, SIR. MUST'VE BEEN TUESDAY LAST.
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STOP TALKIN' LIKE A FARMER.
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I DID NO SUCH THING!
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NOW, I'M NOT SURE HOW ONE WOULD GO ABOUT
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MAKING A JANITOR'S LIFE EVEN MORE MISERABLE,
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MAKING A JANITOR'S LIFE EVEN MORE MISERABLE,
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BUT WHAT SAY WE START BY DOCKING YOUR PAY (TED GASPS)
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FOR THE COST OF THIS MONSTROSITY?
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FOR THE COST OF THIS MONSTROSITY?
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OH, GOD!
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OH, GOD!
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IT WON'T SMOOTH DOWN!
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(MUTTERING) IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO, CHUCK.
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(MUTTERING) IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO, CHUCK.
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OH. HE'S HAVINGONE OF HIS -LOVE CONNECTION -DREAMS.
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OH. HE'S HAVINGONE OF HIS -LOVE CONNECTION -DREAMS.
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YOU SURE? MM-HMM.
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I'D LOVE TO GO OUT WITH HER AGAIN IF YOU'LL PAY FOR IT.
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I'D LOVE TO GO OUT WITH HER AGAIN IF YOU'LL PAY FOR IT.
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LOVEY.
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HUH? WHAT?
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WE'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.
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WE'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.
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WHY? WHAT DID I MISS?
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WHOO! EEE!
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BYE, CARLA. SORRY I DIDN'T GET TO MEET YOUR HUSBAND.
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OH, I KNOW. MR. WOOLERY, WHAT'VE YOU BEEN DOING
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OH, I KNOW. MR. WOOLERY, WHAT'VE YOU BEEN DOING
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SINCE -THE LOVE CONNECTION -WAS CANCELLED?
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LOVE CONNECTION WAS NEVER CANCELLED.
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LOVE CONNECTION WAS NEVER CANCELLED.
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IT'S JUST NOT ON TV ANYMORE.
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I STILL DO THE OCCASIONAL EPISODE
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I STILL DO THE OCCASIONAL EPISODE
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IN MY BASEMENT WITH SINGLES FROM THE NEIGHBOURHOOD.
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I'M NOT CRAZY.
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I'M NOT CRAZY.
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NO. HA HA HA!
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AW, STUPID NAP!
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AW, STUPID NAP!
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I'VE BEEN A LITTLE SLEEPY THESE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS.
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AND I'VE DROPPED A FEW POUNDS.
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AND I'VE DROPPED A FEW POUNDS.
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I DON'T KNOW. I THINK I GOT THE FLU, BABY.
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NO! YEAH.
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YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GET SICK.
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YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GET SICK.
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YOU'RE MY SUPERMAN.
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I MEAN... IF YOU'RE IN BED,
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I MEAN... IF YOU'RE IN BED,
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WHO'S GONNA GIVE ME MY BACK RUBS OR...
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UNSCREW THE PEANUT BUTTER JAR, OR...
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UNSCREW THE PEANUT BUTTER JAR, OR...
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WALK AROUND ALL DAY IN MY NEW HIGH HEELS
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JUST TO STRETCH THEM OUT?
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JUST TO STRETCH THEM OUT?
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SHE'S KIDDING. I'VE NEVER DONE THAT.
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(SOFTLY) NOT IN FRONT OF THE DEVIL WOMAN.
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(SOFTLY) NOT IN FRONT OF THE DEVIL WOMAN.
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I GOT A NEW PAIR OF PUMPS.
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NO.
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NO.
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J.D. NARRATING: WHENEVER SOMEONE CLOSE TO YOU DIES,
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IT'S IMPORTANT TO KEEP YOUR HEAD ABOVE WATER.
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IT'S IMPORTANT TO KEEP YOUR HEAD ABOVE WATER.
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(LOUD BURBLING) DAN!
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I'M UP!
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(SPITTING AND COUGHING)
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YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T EXACTLY EASY
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YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T EXACTLY EASY
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SHOWERING WITH YOU IN THERE.
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WELL, IT WASN'T EXACTLY EASY FOR ME, EITHER.
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WELL, IT WASN'T EXACTLY EASY FOR ME, EITHER.
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YOU HAVE DAD'S BUTT.
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YOU THINK YOU'LL GET OUT OF THE TUB TODAY?
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YEAH, TODAY DOESN'T LOOK GOOD. BY THE WAY,
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YEAH, TODAY DOESN'T LOOK GOOD. BY THE WAY,
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COULD YOU GET ME ANOTHER BEER?
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NOW, LOOK, I PUT A 6-PACK
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FOR YOU IN THE TOILET.
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FOR YOU IN THE TOILET.
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OOH!
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I GOTTA GO TO WORK.
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OK, LITTLE BROTHER.
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OK, LITTLE BROTHER.
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CALL ME IF YOU NEED...ANYTHING.
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I MEAN, ANYTHING FROM THIS PARTICULAR AREA. OOH.
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I MEAN, ANYTHING FROM THIS PARTICULAR AREA. OOH.
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THAT'LL HELP.
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SUCCESS.
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AHH.
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AHH.
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LOOK, MR. CANNON, LET'S DROP THE FORGETFUL ACT!
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LOOK, MR. CANNON, LET'S DROP THE FORGETFUL ACT!
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NOW, IF YOU DON'T SIGN THESE PAPERS,
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THIS HOSPITAL WILL DISCHARGE YOU,
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AND THEN WE'LL SEE WHAT YOU DO AND DO NOT REMEMBER!
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AND THEN WE'LL SEE WHAT YOU DO AND DO NOT REMEMBER!
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THE MAN HAS ALZHEIMER'S, BOZO.
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THE MAN HAS ALZHEIMER'S, BOZO.
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IT STILL WON'T SMOOTH DOWN!
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IT STILL WON'T SMOOTH DOWN!
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HE'S NOT A DAY OVER 55, AND HE HAS ALZHEIMER'S.
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REALLY MAKES YOU THINK, DOESN'T IT?
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REALLY MAKES YOU THINK, DOESN'T IT?
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YOU'RE OVER 55, AREN'T YOU, SIR?
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WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
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WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
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NOTHIN'.
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J.D. NARRATING: EVEN THOUGH I DEAL WITH DEATH
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J.D. NARRATING: EVEN THOUGH I DEAL WITH DEATH
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EVERY TIME I WALK INTO THIS PLACE,
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I'D NEVER DEALT WITH IT FROM THIS SIDE BEFORE.
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IT'S FULL OF SURPRISES, WHETHER IT'S A SMALL GESTURE FROM A CO-WORKER...
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IT'S FULL OF SURPRISES, WHETHER IT'S A SMALL GESTURE FROM A CO-WORKER...
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OR A BIG GESTURE FROM SOMEONE YOU'VE NEVER EVEN MET BEFORE.
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OR A BIG GESTURE FROM SOMEONE YOU'VE NEVER EVEN MET BEFORE.
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WALK TALL, KIDDO.
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OF COURSE, SOMETIMES IT'S A LITTLE AWKWARD,
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OF COURSE, SOMETIMES IT'S A LITTLE AWKWARD,
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EVEN WITH AN OLD FRIEND.
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(SADLY) HEY.
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(SADLY) HEY.
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HEY.
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I JUST WANTED TO - YEAH.
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I JUST WANTED TO - YEAH.
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LOOK - THANKS.
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OK. OK.
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SAY, BARBIE, FOR A SECOND THERE,
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SAY, BARBIE, FOR A SECOND THERE,
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING A LITTLE COLD,
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BUT THEN YOU REALLY SAVED IT WITH THE...
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(FAKES A SOB) "'K."
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(FAKES A SOB) "'K."
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, HIDE FROM HIM ALL DAY AND THEN CALL HIM "GINGER"?
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, HIDE FROM HIM ALL DAY AND THEN CALL HIM "GINGER"?
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NO. IT'S MONDAY, WHICH, OF COURSE, MEANS IT'S ETHNIC DAY,
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SO I'LL BE GOING WITH ROSALITA. AND BESIDES, I HAVE A PLAN.
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SO I'LL BE GOING WITH ROSALITA. AND BESIDES, I HAVE A PLAN.
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WHICH IS?
#283
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YEAH, WELL, UNFORTUNATELY,
#284
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YEAH, WELL, UNFORTUNATELY,
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THE FIRST PART OF THE PLAN IS NOT SHARED
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WITH PEOPLE WHO ANNOY ME. WANT TO HEAR THE SECOND PART?
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WITH PEOPLE WHO ANNOY ME. WANT TO HEAR THE SECOND PART?
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SURE.
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NO, I CAN'T. MY HANDS ARE TIED BY THE FIRST PART.
#290
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NO, I CAN'T. MY HANDS ARE TIED BY THE FIRST PART.
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(MOANS)
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BABY, LOOK AT YOU.
#293
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PLEASE GO SEE OUR DOCTOR.
#294
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PLEASE GO SEE OUR DOCTOR.
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I HATE DR. KIM.
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HE ALWAYS MAKES ME TAKE MY PANTS OFF,
#297
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HE ALWAYS MAKES ME TAKE MY PANTS OFF,
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EVEN THAT TIME I WENT IN FOR PINK EYE.
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I GOTTA PEE.
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I GOTTA PEE.
#301
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DON'T YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD
#302
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YOU'VE ALREADY GONE 7 TIMES TODAY?
#303
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YOU'VE ALREADY GONE 7 TIMES TODAY?
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I THINK IT'S WEIRD YOU'RE COUNTING.
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IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET A DOCTOR TO GO SEE A DOCTOR.
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IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET A DOCTOR TO GO SEE A DOCTOR.
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I'M ON IT.
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EXCUSE ME.
#309
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DID SOMEBODY SAY THEY'RE LOOKIN'
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DID SOMEBODY SAY THEY'RE LOOKIN'
#311
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FOR THE BADDEST DETECTIVE IN TOWN?!
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AWESOME AFRO.
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AWESOME AFRO.
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I'M SORRY TO BARGE IN ON YOU,
#315
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BUT I'M A LITTLE RUSTY ON THE MEDICINE SIDE,
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BUT I'M A LITTLE RUSTY ON THE MEDICINE SIDE,
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AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD HELP ME.
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SEE, I HAVE THIS PATIENT -
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CONSTANTLY TIRED, ALWAYS PEEING, LOSING WEIGHT.
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CONSTANTLY TIRED, ALWAYS PEEING, LOSING WEIGHT.
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OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE HIM CHECKED OUT. HE MIGHT HAVE DIABETES.
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OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE HIM CHECKED OUT. HE MIGHT HAVE DIABETES.
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OHHH.
#324
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THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT IT'S TYPE 2 DIABETES.
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IT'S STILL SERIOUS, BUT IT'S TOTALLY MANAGEABLE.
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IT'S STILL SERIOUS, BUT IT'S TOTALLY MANAGEABLE.
#327
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DEVIL WOMAN GAVE ME DIABETES.
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DEVIL WOMAN GAVE ME DIABETES.
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(INHALES)
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HOW YOU HOLDIN' UP, BAMBI?
#331
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I'M OK.
#332
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YOU HAVE MY CHARTS?
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YOU HAVE MY CHARTS?
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OH, DIDN'T ANYONE TELL YOU?
#335
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THEY SWITCHED YOUR SHIFT. YOU'RE OFF TODAY.
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THEY SWITCHED YOUR SHIFT. YOU'RE OFF TODAY.
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OK.
#338
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HE BOUGHT IT.
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GREAT. GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT.
#340
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GREAT. GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT.
#341
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I TOOK ALL HIS PATIENTS,
#342
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AND I THREATENED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS RESIDENTS
#343
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AND I THREATENED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS RESIDENTS
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UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH NOT TO PAGE HIM.
#345
⇓
ONE LAST THING LEFT TO DO.
#346
⇓
ONE LAST THING LEFT TO DO.
#347
⇓
WHAT IS THIS?
#348
⇓
IT'S YOUR BASIC HOMEMADE ANTI-DROWNING DEVICE
#349
⇓
IT'S YOUR BASIC HOMEMADE ANTI-DROWNING DEVICE
#350
⇓
TO BE WORN TILL YOUR BROTHER RETURNS.
#351
⇓
I LIKE IT.
#352
⇓
OH, BOY.
#353
⇓
TRYIN' TO CUT BACK.
#354
⇓
TRYIN' TO CUT BACK.
#355
⇓
WHERE THE HELL IS MY CAR?
#356
⇓
I PARKED IT RIGHT THERE. I KNOW WHERE I PARKED IT.
#357
⇓
I PARKED IT RIGHT THERE. I KNOW WHERE I PARKED IT.
#358
⇓
FOR GOD'S SAKE, AM I LOSIN' MY MIND?
#359
⇓
FOR GOD'S SAKE, AM I LOSIN' MY MIND?
#360
⇓
TOMMY! TAKE ME UP! HE'S COMIN' BACK!
#361
⇓
HEY, YOU WANT A BEER?
#362
⇓
HEY, YOU WANT A BEER?
#363
⇓
ABSOTIVELY.
#364
⇓
BATH WATER.
#365
⇓
BACKWASH.
#366
⇓
BACKWASH.
#367
⇓
MMM.
#368
⇓
THERE YOU GO.
#369
⇓
OH, THANK YOU.
#370
⇓
OH, THANK YOU.
#371
⇓
(SIGHS)
#372
⇓
(SIGHS)
#373
⇓
HEY, DAN, IF DAD WERE HERE RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO HIM?
#374
⇓
(BELCHES)
#375
⇓
(BELCHES)
#376
⇓
I THINK HE'D BE GLAD TO HEAR THAT.
#377
⇓
J.D. NARRATING: MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE I FINALLY SLOWED DOWN.
#378
⇓
MAYBE IT WAS REMEMBERING DAD'S PASSION FOR BODILY FUNCTIONS.
#379
⇓
MAYBE IT WAS REMEMBERING DAD'S PASSION FOR BODILY FUNCTIONS.
#380
⇓
I DON'T KNOW. BUT AT THAT MOMENT,
#381
⇓
I DON'T KNOW. BUT AT THAT MOMENT,
#382
⇓
IT ALL HIT ME.
#383
⇓
UNFORTUNATELY, I'M NOT SURE DAN'S THE GUY TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH.
#384
⇓
UNFORTUNATELY, I'M NOT SURE DAN'S THE GUY TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH.
#385
⇓
SLOW DOWN THERE, DUCK.
#386
⇓
SOME DUCKS CAN'T HOLD THEIR WATER. (CHUCKLES)
#387
⇓
SOME DUCKS CAN'T HOLD THEIR WATER. (CHUCKLES)
#388
⇓
(WEEPING)
#389
⇓
IT'S OK. (SNIFFLES) I KNOW.
#390
⇓
IT'S OK. (SNIFFLES) I KNOW.
#391
⇓
J.D. NARRATING: THERE'S A LOT IN LIFE THAT CAN LET YOU DOWN.
#392
⇓
J.D. NARRATING: THERE'S A LOT IN LIFE THAT CAN LET YOU DOWN.
#393
⇓
IT CAN BE YOUR MIND...
#394
⇓
IT CAN BE YOUR MIND...
#395
⇓
OR YOUR BODY.
#396
⇓
CALL ME IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS.
#397
⇓
CALL ME IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS.
#398
⇓
I'M HERE FOR MY EAR INFECTION.
#399
⇓
GO IN AND TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF.
#400
⇓
SO, WHAT'D HE SAY?
#401
⇓
OH, IT'S THE FLU, LIKE I SAID.
#402
⇓
OH, IT'S THE FLU, LIKE I SAID.
#403
⇓
J.D. NARRATING: LUCKILY FOR ME, I HAD SOMEONE TO LEAN ON.
#404
⇓
HEY, DR. COX, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
#405
⇓
HEY, DR. COX, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
#406
⇓
UH, NOPE. REALLY?
#407
⇓
NOT EVEN, LIKE, JUST 2 SECONDS TO TALK TO ME?
#408
⇓
NOT EVEN, LIKE, JUST 2 SECONDS TO TALK TO ME?
#409
⇓
(PAGER BEEPS)
#410
⇓
LOOK, NEWBIE - OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
#411
⇓
I'M A LITTLE SWAMPED HERE. THANK YOU.
#412
⇓
I'M A LITTLE SWAMPED HERE. THANK YOU.
#413
⇓
YOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS? I ACTUALLY THOUGHT
#414
⇓
YOU WERE GONNA COME THROUGH FOR ME THIS TIME.
#415
⇓
YOU WERE GONNA COME THROUGH FOR ME THIS TIME.
#416
⇓
(BEEPING)
#417
⇓
IN A MINUTE. HEY, NEWBIE,
#418
⇓
JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY NOTICE,
#419
⇓
JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY NOTICE,
#420
⇓
-I HAVE -BEEN COVERING ALL YOUR PATIENTS,
#421
⇓
ANSWERING ALL YOUR PAGES, AND PRETTY MUCH DOING EVERYTHING
#422
⇓
ANSWERING ALL YOUR PAGES, AND PRETTY MUCH DOING EVERYTHING
#423
⇓
SHY OF PICKING UP YOUR SUNDRESS FROM THE DRY CLEANERS.
#424
⇓
SHY OF PICKING UP YOUR SUNDRESS FROM THE DRY CLEANERS.
#425
⇓
WELL, I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO DO ANY OF THAT, DID I?
#426
⇓
OUTSTANDING! YOU'RE WALKIN' AWAY
#427
⇓
OUTSTANDING! YOU'RE WALKIN' AWAY
#428
⇓
LIKE A PISSY LITTLE INGRATE. I MEAN, BRAVO!
#429
⇓
(CHUCKLING) BRAVO, HUH?
#430
⇓
(CHUCKLING) BRAVO, HUH?
#431
⇓
(WHISTLING)
#432
⇓
(WHISTLING)
#433
⇓
WHAT ARE WE CLAPPIN' FOR?
#434
⇓
HIS DAD JUST DIED.
#435
⇓
HIS DAD JUST DIED.
#436
⇓
(SOFTLY) DAMMIT.
#437
⇓
(SNICKERS)
#438
⇓
(SNICKERS)
#439
⇓
HAH! PFFT!
#440
⇓
WHY ARE YOU STILL ANTAGONIZING HIM?
#441
⇓
WHY ARE YOU STILL ANTAGONIZING HIM?
#442
⇓
I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T STOP.
#443
⇓
I DON'T KNOW. I CAN'T STOP.
#444
⇓
I'M WARNING YOU. YOU'D BETTER COME THROUGH FOR HIM.
#445
⇓
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, ANYWAY?
#446
⇓
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, ANYWAY?
#447
⇓
BE MORE SENSITIVE. TRY GIVING HIM A HUG.
#448
⇓
BARBIE, YOU'VE MET ME BEFORE. YES?
#449
⇓
BARBIE, YOU'VE MET ME BEFORE. YES?
#450
⇓
NOW, AT MOST, I CAN MUSTER ONE HUG A YEAR.
#451
⇓
NOW, AT MOST, I CAN MUSTER ONE HUG A YEAR.
#452
⇓
AND 9 MONTHS AGO, I HUGGED MY SON,
#453
⇓
SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO IT.
#454
⇓
SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO IT.
#455
⇓
UM, YOU SAW US BEFORE? IT'S STILL AWKWARD FROM THE BREAKUP.
#456
⇓
UM, YOU SAW US BEFORE? IT'S STILL AWKWARD FROM THE BREAKUP.
#457
⇓
H-HOLD THE PHONE. ARE YOU SUGGESTING
#458
⇓
THAT IF -I -SLEEP WITH HIM
#459
⇓
THAT IF -I -SLEEP WITH HIM
#460
⇓
THAT I WON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH PROBLEMS LIKE THIS?
#461
⇓
BECAUSE I'M SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING TAKING THAT HIT.
#462
⇓
BECAUSE I'M SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING TAKING THAT HIT.
#463
⇓
I MEAN, HONESTLY, WHAT IS HE LIKE IN POST-GAME?
#464
⇓
IS THERE SPOONING? BECAUSE I DON'T SPOON. I'M NOT A SPOONER.
#465
⇓
IS THERE SPOONING? BECAUSE I DON'T SPOON. I'M NOT A SPOONER.
#466
⇓
-WELL, IT TOOK -A WHOLE TUBE OF GEL,
#467
⇓
-WELL, IT TOOK -A WHOLE TUBE OF GEL,
#468
⇓
BUT I FINALLY GOT MY HAIR DOWN.
#469
⇓
NO ONE MALE OR FEMALE EVER CARED, TED.
#470
⇓
NO ONE MALE OR FEMALE EVER CARED, TED.
#471
⇓
WHERE THE HELL ARE MY READING GLASSES?
#472
⇓
WHERE THE HELL ARE MY READING GLASSES?
#473
⇓
I'LL TELL YOU, THE LAST FEW DAYS,
#474
⇓
I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL THE OLD NOODLE
#475
⇓
I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL THE OLD NOODLE
#476
⇓
IS REALLY LETTING ME DOWN.
#477
⇓
(GASPS)
#478
⇓
KELSO: WELL, I'M SURE I'M JUST MAKING
#479
⇓
KELSO: WELL, I'M SURE I'M JUST MAKING
#480
⇓
MOUNTAINS OUT OF MOLEHILLS.
#481
⇓
DON'T YOU THINK, TED?
#482
⇓
DON'T YOU THINK, TED?
#483
⇓
TED?!
#484
⇓
HEY, WONDERBRA.
#485
⇓
HEY, WONDERBRA.
#486
⇓
DO YOU, UH - DO YOU HAVE A SECOND?
#487
⇓
DO YOU, UH - DO YOU HAVE A SECOND?
#488
⇓
FOR WHAT?
#489
⇓
I'M GIVING YOU A HUG.
#490
⇓
I'M GIVING YOU A HUG.
#491
⇓
TED: AAAAH!
#492
⇓
OH. I WAS WONDERIN' WHAT THAT CRANE WAS FOR.
#493
⇓
OH. I WAS WONDERIN' WHAT THAT CRANE WAS FOR.
#494
⇓
SO, NOW, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
#495
⇓
SO, NOW, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
#496
⇓
THIS WHOLE HUG THING TO GO DOWN?
#497
⇓
DO YOU WANT TO REMAIN SEATED? WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAND? I, OF COURSE,
#498
⇓
DO YOU WANT TO REMAIN SEATED? WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAND? I, OF COURSE,
#499
⇓
-DON'T CARE AS LONG -AS IT'S UNDER 3 SECONDS
#500
⇓
AND I DON'T FEEL YOUR BREATH ON MY NECK.
#501
⇓
SO NOW YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF ME
#502
⇓
SO NOW YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF ME
#503
⇓
BECAUSE I NEED A LITTLE HELP GETTING THROUGH THIS.
#504
⇓
-NO, I'M - -I'M REALLY TRYING.
#505
⇓
-NO, I'M - -I'M REALLY TRYING.
#506
⇓
YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM SICK OF GETTING DUMPED ON,
#507
⇓
AND I AM SICK -OF YOU.
#508
⇓
AND I AM SICK -OF YOU.
#509
⇓
(CHUCKLES) OH, -NEWBIE, DON'T SHOVE ME.
#510
⇓
(CHUCKLES) OH, -NEWBIE, DON'T SHOVE ME.
#511
⇓
OH, REALLY? WHY NOT?
#512
⇓
BECAUSE WHENEVER ANYBODY SHOVES ME
#513
⇓
BECAUSE WHENEVER ANYBODY SHOVES ME
#514
⇓
MORE THAN TWICE, MY MIND GOES BLANK
#515
⇓
AND ALL I SEE IS THIS WHITE-HOT FLASH OF FURY.
#516
⇓
AND ALL I SEE IS THIS WHITE-HOT FLASH OF FURY.
#517
⇓
WHEN SOMEONE SHOVES YOU LIKE THIS?
#518
⇓
SO? HOW'D IT GO?
#519
⇓
PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE.
#520
⇓
PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE.
#521
⇓
YOU WANT ME TO KICK HIS ASS?
#522
⇓
YOU WANT ME TO KICK HIS ASS?
#523
⇓
NO NEED. I ALREADY GOT HIM BACK AND THEN SOME.
#524
⇓
NO NEED. I ALREADY GOT HIM BACK AND THEN SOME.
#525
⇓
ON THE WINDOW, HUH?
#526
⇓
UH, YEAH! OOH.
#527
⇓
UH, YEAH! OOH.
#528
⇓
HERE WE GO.
#529
⇓
OH, GOD. WHO DIED?
#530
⇓
NO. IT'S FOR TURK.
#531
⇓
MM-WAH! I'LL GET YOU SOME MILK?
#532
⇓
YEAH!
#533
⇓
YEAH!
#534
⇓
WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
#535
⇓
(SOFTLY) I HAVE TYPE 2 DIABETES.
#536
⇓
REALLY?
#537
⇓
REALLY?
#538
⇓
YEAH.
#539
⇓
THAT SUCKS.
#540
⇓
-CALA IS -AWARE IF YOU EAT THAT,
#541
⇓
-CALA IS -AWARE IF YOU EAT THAT,
#542
⇓
YOUR FOOT WILL FALL OFF. RIGHT?
#543
⇓
OH, I HAVEN'T TOLD HER YET.
#544
⇓
OH, I HAVEN'T TOLD HER YET.
#545
⇓
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE SHE KNOWS BECAUSE RIGHT NOW
#546
⇓
SHE'S TRYING TO GET ME TO 'FESS UP
#547
⇓
SHE'S TRYING TO GET ME TO 'FESS UP
#548
⇓
BY TEMPTING HER CHOCO LATELY GOODNESS WITH CHOCOLATELY GOODNESS.
#549
⇓
BABE, DO YOU WANT SOME HOT FUDGE SUGAR SAUCE?
#550
⇓
BABE, DO YOU WANT SOME HOT FUDGE SUGAR SAUCE?
#551
⇓
OH, HELL, YEAH!
#552
⇓
WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD HER?
#553
⇓
WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD HER?
#554
⇓
I'M NOT SURE.
#555
⇓
CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING WEIRD, THOUGH?
#556
⇓
CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING WEIRD, THOUGH?
#557
⇓
YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING.
#558
⇓
I FEEL LIKE YOUR DAD DYING HAS STOLEN MY DIABETES' THUNDER.
#559
⇓
I FEEL LIKE YOUR DAD DYING HAS STOLEN MY DIABETES' THUNDER.
#560
⇓
OH, MY GOD! JUST THIS SECOND I WAS THINKING
#561
⇓
YOUR DIABETES IS GONNA GET IN THE WAY OF MY DAD DYING.
#562
⇓
YOUR DIABETES IS GONNA GET IN THE WAY OF MY DAD DYING.
#563
⇓
-HA HA! -ISN'T THAT FUNNY?
#564
⇓
-HA HA! -ISN'T THAT FUNNY?
#565
⇓
HA HA HA! COOL!
#566
⇓
DAN: I SMELL CAKE.
#567
⇓
IF UNCLE BERTIE DIED,
#568
⇓
SOMEONE'S GONNA HAVE TO GO ON A BEER RUN.
#569
⇓
SOMEONE'S GONNA HAVE TO GO ON A BEER RUN.
#570
⇓
AAH!
#571
⇓
THANKS AGAIN FOR INVITING ME TO YOUR HOUSE FOR DINNER.
#572
⇓
THANKS AGAIN FOR INVITING ME TO YOUR HOUSE FOR DINNER.
#573
⇓
I DID?
#574
⇓
YES, SIR, YOU DID.
#575
⇓
AWW!
#576
⇓
AWW!
#577
⇓
HEY, WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER?
#578
⇓
HEY, WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER?
#579
⇓
J.D.!
#580
⇓
HE'S NOT HERE.
#581
⇓
LOOK, DAN -
#582
⇓
IT'S CAPTAIN BUBBLEBEARD.
#583
⇓
IT'S CAPTAIN BUBBLEBEARD.
#584
⇓
AVAST, MATEY! SHUT YOUR SCUPPER
#585
⇓
AND BURY YOUR STEEL!
#586
⇓
AND BURY YOUR STEEL!
#587
⇓
WE SHOULD BE SEEN - AAH!
#588
⇓
WE SHOULD BE SEEN - AAH!
#589
⇓
NOW YOU'RE DAN AGAIN.
#590
⇓
LET'S BREAK DOWN THE KID'S SUPPORT SYSTEM, SHALL WE?
#591
⇓
HE'S GOT ME, AN EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLED NARCISSIST,
#592
⇓
HE'S GOT ME, AN EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLED NARCISSIST,
#593
⇓
AND HE'S GOT YOU, CRIPPLED NARCISSIST
#594
⇓
AND HE'S GOT YOU, CRIPPLED NARCISSIST
#595
⇓
WHO'S SOAKING IN A TUB OF WHAT BY NOW
#596
⇓
WHO'S SOAKING IN A TUB OF WHAT BY NOW
#597
⇓
HAS TO BE MOSTLY YOUR OWN URINE.
#598
⇓
I BELIEVE THE RATIO HAS SHIFTED THAT WAY, YES.
#599
⇓
I BELIEVE THE RATIO HAS SHIFTED THAT WAY, YES.
#600
⇓
AND I HAVE GOT TO BELIEVE
#601
⇓
THAT THE TWO OF US TOGETHER,
#602
⇓
THAT THE TWO OF US TOGETHER,
#603
⇓
TOGETHER, DAN,
#604
⇓
WE CAN MAKE IT AT LEAST HALFWAY
#605
⇓
WE CAN MAKE IT AT LEAST HALFWAY
#606
⇓
TO ONE LEGITIMATE ADULT.
#607
⇓
YOU'RE RIGHT, COXIE.
#608
⇓
YOU'RE RIGHT, COXIE.
#609
⇓
DAMN IT, COXSMITH, CRY-BABY TIME IS OVER.
#610
⇓
THE KID NEEDS US AND HE NEEDS US NOW, RIGHT?
#611
⇓
TOWEL. THANK YOU. LET'S ROCK 'N' ROLL.
#612
⇓
AAH!
#613
⇓
AAH!
#614
⇓
I MUST HAVE LOST SOME MUSCLE MASS IN MY LEGS.
#615
⇓
I MUST HAVE LOST SOME MUSCLE MASS IN MY LEGS.
#616
⇓
FANTASTIC.
#617
⇓
I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU
#618
⇓
I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU
#619
⇓
FOR THAT WHOLE "DEVIL WOMAN" THING.
#620
⇓
I PROMISE YOU I WILL NEVER CALL YOU THAT AGAIN.
#621
⇓
I PROMISE YOU I WILL NEVER CALL YOU THAT AGAIN.
#622
⇓
IT'S OK. I MEAN, I CAN UNDERSTAND
#623
⇓
WHY YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND ME.
#624
⇓
WHY YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND ME.
#625
⇓
I SOMETIMES DO SEE EVERYONE AS A PATIENT.
#626
⇓
YOU KNOW, SURGEONS DO THAT, TOO.
#627
⇓
YOU KNOW, SURGEONS DO THAT, TOO.
#628
⇓
COME ON, LET'S SEE WHO'S BETTER AT IT.
#629
⇓
COME ON, LET'S SEE WHO'S BETTER AT IT.
#630
⇓
HIP REPLACEMENT.
#631
⇓
ALCOHOLIC. THAT WAS EASY. YEAH.
#632
⇓
ALCOHOLIC. THAT WAS EASY. YEAH.
#633
⇓
-QUADRUPLE BYPASS, -2 ON THE HOME TEAM.
#634
⇓
-QUADRUPLE BYPASS, -2 ON THE HOME TEAM.
#635
⇓
CONSTANTLY TRYING TO VALIDATE YOURSELF
#636
⇓
SO SHE'LL SLEEP WITH ANYONE.
#637
⇓
SO SHE'LL SLEEP WITH ANYONE.
#638
⇓
HEY, TURK.
#639
⇓
WHAT'S UP, CHARICE? ALL RIGHT?
#640
⇓
WHAT'S UP, CHARICE? ALL RIGHT?
#641
⇓
UH, THAT'S BEFORE I MET CARLA.
#642
⇓
UH, THAT'S BEFORE I MET CARLA.
#643
⇓
SO WHAT ABOUT ME?
#644
⇓
SO WHAT ABOUT ME?
#645
⇓
COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
#646
⇓
WELL, CARLA CALLS YOU HER SUPERMAN, AND YOU LOVE THAT.
#647
⇓
BUT THE DIABETES MAKES YOU FEEL VULNERABLE,
#648
⇓
BUT THE DIABETES MAKES YOU FEEL VULNERABLE,
#649
⇓
AND YOU'RE AFRAID IF YOU'RE OPEN TO HER ABOUT IT,
#650
⇓
AND YOU'RE AFRAID IF YOU'RE OPEN TO HER ABOUT IT,
#651
⇓
THEN YOU WON'T BE HER SUPERMAN ANYMORE.
#652
⇓
YEAH.
#653
⇓
YEAH.
#654
⇓
DEVIL WOMAN.
#655
⇓
SORRY.
#656
⇓
(COX WHISTLES)
#657
⇓
(COX WHISTLES)
#658
⇓
OH, MY GOD. I'M SORRY ABOUT THE "WASH ME" THING!
#659
⇓
PUT THAT ON.
#660
⇓
PUT THAT ON.
#661
⇓
DAN? YOU WERE OUT WITH HIM?
#662
⇓
I THOUGHT YOU DISSOLVED.
#663
⇓
I THOUGHT YOU DISSOLVED.
#664
⇓
WE DECIDED THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO DO THIS
#665
⇓
WITHOUT FEELING INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE.
#666
⇓
WITHOUT FEELING INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE.
#667
⇓
DRINK.
#668
⇓
NOW TALK.
#669
⇓
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TALK ABOUT?
#670
⇓
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TALK ABOUT?
#671
⇓
THE PROS AND CONS OF BLITZING A WEAK SIDE CORNER
#672
⇓
WHEN YOU'RE IN THIRD AND LONG SITUATIONS?
#673
⇓
WHEN YOU'RE IN THIRD AND LONG SITUATIONS?
#674
⇓
(THINKING) THANK YOU, -FOOTBALL FOR DUMMIES.
#675
⇓
-I GOTTA TELL YOU, LITTLE BROTHER.
#676
⇓
YOU WERE ALWAYS THE APPLE OF DAD'S EYE.
#677
⇓
YOU WERE ALWAYS THE APPLE OF DAD'S EYE.
#678
⇓
YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE WORST THING ABOUT COLLEGE FOOTBALL.
#679
⇓
THE MALE CHEERLEADERS - OH, GOD, THAT'S A CHICK.
#680
⇓
THE MALE CHEERLEADERS - OH, GOD, THAT'S A CHICK.
#681
⇓
YOU KNOW, WHEN MY FATHER DIED,
#682
⇓
YOU KNOW, WHEN MY FATHER DIED,
#683
⇓
ALL I COULD FOCUS ON WAS HOW MUCH HE WAS NEVER THERE,
#684
⇓
BUT YOU, YOU'RE LUCKY. YOU GOT SOME POSITIVE STUFF YOU CAN DWELL ON.
#685
⇓
BUT YOU, YOU'RE LUCKY. YOU GOT SOME POSITIVE STUFF YOU CAN DWELL ON.
#686
⇓
THROW THE BALL, YOU JACKASS.
#687
⇓
THROW THE BALL, YOU JACKASS.
#688
⇓
HE IS A JACKASS.
#689
⇓
I MEAN, I MET YOUR FATHER.
#690
⇓
I MEAN, I MET YOUR FATHER.
#691
⇓
I REMEMBER LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.
#692
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AFTER ABOUT 2 SECONDS, I COULD TELL HOW PROUD HE WAS OF YOU.
#693
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AFTER ABOUT 2 SECONDS, I COULD TELL HOW PROUD HE WAS OF YOU.
#694
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(THINKING) AND THEN I HEARD SOMETHING
#695
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I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HEAR.
#696
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TRUTH BE TOLD THERE, NEWBIE...
#697
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I'M PROUD OF YOU.
#698
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I'M PROUD OF YOU.
#699
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# SAY THAT YOU'RE LEAVING #
#700
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ME, TOO.
#701
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ME, TOO.
#702
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# WELL, THAT COMES AS NO SURPRISE... #
#703
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# WELL, THAT COMES AS NO SURPRISE... #
#704
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IT'S AMAZING HOW A FEW SIMPLE WORDS CAN CHANGE EVERYTHING.
#705
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IT'S AMAZING HOW A FEW SIMPLE WORDS CAN CHANGE EVERYTHING.
#706
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WHETHER IT'S AN APOLOGY...
#707
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I'M SORRY I CAME DOWN SO HARD ON YOU.
#708
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I'M SORRY I CAME DOWN SO HARD ON YOU.
#709
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I'VE BEEN A BIT FORGETFUL LATELY.
#710
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I SUPPOSE IT'S POSSIBLE THAT I COULD'VE TOLD YOU
#711
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I SUPPOSE IT'S POSSIBLE THAT I COULD'VE TOLD YOU
#712
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YOU COULD RENT THAT CRANE.
#713
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YOU COULD RENT THAT CRANE.
#714
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SIR...
#715
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SIR...
#716
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APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
#717
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WHOA! HEY! TOMMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
#718
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WHOA! HEY! TOMMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
#719
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UH, TOMMY'S BEEN LET GO.
#720
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UH, TOMMY'S BEEN LET GO.
#721
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HAVE A NICE WEEKEND.
#722
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HAVE A NICE WEEKEND.
#723
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YOU, TOO, SIR.
#724
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J.D. NARRATING: OR AN ADMISSION.
#725
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J.D. NARRATING: OR AN ADMISSION.
#726
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BABY, I'VE GOT DIABETES.
#727
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OH, NO, TURK, REALLY?
#728
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OH, NO, TURK, REALLY?
#729
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CARLA -
#730
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I CALL THIS TURK'S DIABETES BOX.
#731
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I CALL THIS TURK'S DIABETES BOX.
#732
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HERE IS A RECIPE FOR SUGAR-FREE BROWNIES.
#733
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MM-MMM! OK, HERE'S A BUNCH OF ARTICLES
#734
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MM-MMM! OK, HERE'S A BUNCH OF ARTICLES
#735
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I DOWNLOADED OFF OF THE INTER -
#736
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I DOWNLOADED OFF OF THE INTER -
#737
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THANK YOU.
#738
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
#739
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OF COURSE, SOMETIMES IT'S NOT ABOUT THE WORDS.
#740
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OF COURSE, SOMETIMES IT'S NOT ABOUT THE WORDS.
#741
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-IT'S JUST ABOUT HAVING -SOMEONE THERE TO LISTEN.
#742
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AND IT'S OUR DAD, AND HE'S RANTING AND RAVING
#743
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AND IT'S OUR DAD, AND HE'S RANTING AND RAVING
#744
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BECAUSE HE'S AN OFFICE SUPPLY SALESMAN
#745
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AND HE CAN'T FIND A PAPER CLIP IN THE ENTIRE HOUSE.
#746
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MEANWHILE, HE GETS TO WORK THE NEXT MORNING,
#747
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REALIZES HE'S GOT A MILLION OF THEM
#748
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REALIZES HE'S GOT A MILLION OF THEM
#749
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IN THE TRUNK OF HIS CAR.
#750
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THE TRUNK IS FILLED WITH BOXES OF THEM.
#751
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THE TRUNK IS FILLED WITH BOXES OF THEM.
#752
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HERE'S TO YOUR DAD.
#753
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HERE'S TO YOUR DAD.
#754
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#755
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#756
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