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Season 4, Episode 7 — My Common Enemy

(BUZZ) DAMMIT!

#1

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BRAIN FREEZE IS TOO HARD.

#2

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BRAIN FREEZE IS TOO HARD.

#3

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I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GONE FOR FUNNY BONE.

#4

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STEP ASIDE.

#5

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J.D.: ONE THING I'VE LEARNED

#6

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J.D.: ONE THING I'VE LEARNED

#7

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IS TO NEVER PLAY OPERATION AGAINST A SURGEON FOR MONEY.

#8

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IS TO NEVER PLAY OPERATION AGAINST A SURGEON FOR MONEY.

#9

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(CRACK)

#10

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8 SECONDS.

#11

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8 SECONDS.

#12

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IS THAT A NEW RECORD, BABY?

#13

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THAT DEPENDS. WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

#14

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HAAAA.

#15

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HAAAA.

#16

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LET'S PLAY AGAIN. NO.

#17

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OH, COME ON. IF YOU DO, I PROMISE THAT EVERY TIME I HIT THE BUZZER,

#18

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OH, COME ON. IF YOU DO, I PROMISE THAT EVERY TIME I HIT THE BUZZER,

#19

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I'LL ACT LIKE I'M GETTING ELECTROCUTED. LIKE THIS.

#20

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(BUZZ)

#21

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(BUZZ)

#22

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THAT'S AWESOME, BUT NO.

#23

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MY BLOOD SUGAR'S A LITTLE LOW.

#24

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YOU WANT A COOKIE?

#25

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J.D.: TURK'S BLOOD SUGAR WAS LOW BECAUSE HE HAS TYPE-TWO DIABETES

#26

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J.D.: TURK'S BLOOD SUGAR WAS LOW BECAUSE HE HAS TYPE-TWO DIABETES

#27

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AND HASN'T FIGURED OUT HIS MEDICATION YET.

#28

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MMM. MULATTOS.

#29

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MMM. MULATTOS.

#30

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THEY'RE MILANOS, YOU IDIOT.

#31

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I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WAS A LITTLE BIGOTED FOR A COOKIE.

#32

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I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WAS A LITTLE BIGOTED FOR A COOKIE.

#33

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J.D.: COOKIE RACISM ASIDE, I HAD BIGGER PROBLEMS.

#34

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IT HAD BEEN 3 WEEKS SINCE OUR DAD DIED,

#35

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IT HAD BEEN 3 WEEKS SINCE OUR DAD DIED,

#36

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AND MY BROTHER DAN WAS STILL STAYING WITH ME.

#37

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HI. NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE TIME OFF

#38

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HI. NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE TIME OFF

#39

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TO REMIND YOU HOW HARD YOU'VE BEEN WORKING, HUH?

#40

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YOU BARTEND 3 SHIFTS A WEEK.

#41

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2. THEY DOCKED ME ONE FOR DOINKING THE JELLO-SHOT GIRL.

#42

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2. THEY DOCKED ME ONE FOR DOINKING THE JELLO-SHOT GIRL.

#43

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HEY.

#44

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HEY. SORRY I'M LATE.

#45

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HEY. SORRY I'M LATE.

#46

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J.D.: SINCE I HAD DUMPED ELLIOT AND BROKE HER HEART,

#47

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SHE COULDN'T REALLY BE THERE FOR ME.

#48

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SHE COULDN'T REALLY BE THERE FOR ME.

#49

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BUT THANKFULLY, SHE WAS THERE FOR MY BROTHER.

#50

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YOU DOING OK?

#51

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YOU DOING OK?

#52

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I AM NOW. (CLINKS BOTTLES)

#53

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YOU KNOW, WITHOUT ELLIOT,

#54

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I NEVER WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THROUGH MY DAD'S DEATH.

#55

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I NEVER WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THROUGH MY DAD'S DEATH.

#56

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OUR DAD'S DEATH. RIGHT. AIR HOCKEY?

#57

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YES.

#58

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YES.

#59

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(THINKING) OH, HELLO.

#60

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(VOICE OVER) WOMEN ARE CHECKING ME OUT LATELY.

#61

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(VOICE OVER) WOMEN ARE CHECKING ME OUT LATELY.

#62

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WAS IT THE 10 PUSH-UPS I'VE BEEN CRANKING OUT EVERY OTHER SUNDAY?

#63

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WAS IT THE 10 PUSH-UPS I'VE BEEN CRANKING OUT EVERY OTHER SUNDAY?

#64

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PERHAPS.

#65

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MORE LIKELY IT WAS THE PLEDGE I MADE

#66

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NOT TO DATE ANYONE UNTIL ELLIOT DID.

#67

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NOT TO DATE ANYONE UNTIL ELLIOT DID.

#68

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SEE, SINCE THEN, THE GALS HAVE BEEN ALL OVER ME.

#69

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CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?

#70

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CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?

#71

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I'M SORRY, SUGAR. THE STORE'S CLOSED.

#72

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J.D.: THEY'VE BEEN ALL OVER.

#73

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VERY IMPRESSIVE, BUT I'M SORRY.

#74

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VERY IMPRESSIVE, BUT I'M SORRY.

#75

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YOU HAVE SOME GUM ON YOUR SHOE.

#76

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YOU HAVE SOME GUM ON YOUR SHOE.

#77

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OH.

#78

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(LAUGHS)

#79

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DR. CLOCK, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?

#80

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SURE. I WAS JUST TALKING TO DR. BROMBERG ABOUT SWITCHING SHIFTS

#81

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SURE. I WAS JUST TALKING TO DR. BROMBERG ABOUT SWITCHING SHIFTS

#82

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SO I CAN GO TO MEXICO FOR MY MOM'S WEDDING.

#83

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I AM SO PSYCHED.

#84

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I AM SO PSYCHED.

#85

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SHE IS GETTING MARRIED TO THIS GUY

#86

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THAT HAS BEEN LIKE A FATHER TO ME SINCE I WAS THIS BIG.

#87

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THAT HAS BEEN LIKE A FATHER TO ME SINCE I WAS THIS BIG.

#88

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ACTUALLY, MAYBE I WAS THIS BIG.

#89

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HOW TALL WAS I IN FOURTH GRADE?

#90

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HOW TALL WAS I IN FOURTH GRADE?

#91

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IT'S A MYSTERY.

#92

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NOW, OUR OLD HOSPITAL PSYCHIATRIST

#93

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NOW, OUR OLD HOSPITAL PSYCHIATRIST

#94

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USED TO WRITE MY WIFE ENID A PRESCRIPTION FOR CRAZY PILLS.

#95

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USED TO WRITE MY WIFE ENID A PRESCRIPTION FOR CRAZY PILLS.

#96

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HE WAS A DEAR, DEAR FRIEND,

#97

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BUT HE DIED OR MOVED OR SOMETHING,

#98

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AND NOW I NEED YOU TO DO THE HONOURS.

#99

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AND NOW I NEED YOU TO DO THE HONOURS.

#100

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HAVE HER COME IN FOR A FEW SESSIONS.

#101

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I'LL GLADLY PRESCRIBE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS.

#102

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I'LL GLADLY PRESCRIBE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS.

#103

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THAT'S GOING TO BE A PROBLEM. WHY?

#104

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SHE DOESN'T KNOW SHE'S TAKING THEM.

#105

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SHE DOESN'T KNOW SHE'S TAKING THEM.

#106

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J.D.: THE KEY TO SLEEPING IN THE ON-CALL ROOM

#107

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IS TO BLOCK OUT THE NOISES AROUND YOU,

#108

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LIKE SNORING, TEETH GRINDING, OR EVEN...

#109

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WOMAN: OOH.

#110

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J.D.: ON-CALL ROOM NOOKIE.

#111

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J.D.: ON-CALL ROOM NOOKIE.

#112

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HELLO, MY OLD FRIEND. HOW I'VE MISSED YOU.

#113

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HELLO, MY OLD FRIEND. HOW I'VE MISSED YOU.

#114

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WOMAN: THAT FEELS GOOD.

#115

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YES, IT DOES.

#116

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YES, IT DOES.

#117

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MAN: OOH.

#118

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TIME OUT. MALE MOANING. PARTY'S OVER.

#119

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TIME OUT. MALE MOANING. PARTY'S OVER.

#120

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HEY!

#121

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WHOA!

#122

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HEY, LITTLE BROTHER.

#123

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HEY, LITTLE BROTHER.

#124

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN, NO, I'M KNOW #

#125

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN, NO, I'M KNOW #

#126

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

#127

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YOU KNOW, -ON THE SOPRANOS,

#128

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-IF A GUY CAUGHT HIS BROTHER WITH HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND,

#129

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-IF A GUY CAUGHT HIS BROTHER WITH HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND,

#130

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HE'S JUST RUB HIS ASS OUT.

#131

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OH, BELIEVE YOU ME, THE SECOND I GET DAN ALONE,

#132

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OH, BELIEVE YOU ME, THE SECOND I GET DAN ALONE,

#133

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THERE'S GONNA BE SOME SERIOUS ASS RUBBING.

#134

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I SHOULDN'T SMACK-TALK.

#135

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I SHOULDN'T SMACK-TALK.

#136

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HEY, YOU MIND IF I JOIN YOU GUYS?

#137

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I THINK THE QUESTION YOU SHOULD BE ASKING IS

#138

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"MIND IF I DIDDLE YOUR EX?"

#139

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OH, AND JUST A GREAT BIG CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ONGOING STREAK

#140

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OH, AND JUST A GREAT BIG CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ONGOING STREAK

#141

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OF BEING THE WORLD'S WORST OLDER BROTHER.

#142

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THANKS, COXIE.

#143

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J.D.: I KNEW IT WAS MY TURN TO LET DAN HAVE IT,

#144

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J.D.: I KNEW IT WAS MY TURN TO LET DAN HAVE IT,

#145

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BUT FOR SOME REASON, I REALLY WASN'T THAT MAD.

#146

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LISTEN, DAN -

#147

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J.D., LET ME EXPLAIN.

#148

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J.D., LET ME EXPLAIN.

#149

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I CAME TO THE HOSPITAL TO SEE YOU,

#150

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AND THEN I RAN INTO ELLIOT AND IT JUST HAPPENED.

#151

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IT WAS A ONE-TIME THING.

#152

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IT WAS A ONE-TIME THING.

#153

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I'M OK WITH IT.

#154

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GREAT. 'CAUSE IT'S BEEN GOING ON FOR A FEW WEEKS.

#155

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ELLIOT'S AMAZING.

#156

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ELLIOT'S AMAZING.

#157

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SMART, FUNNY, HOT.

#158

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SMART, FUNNY, HOT.

#159

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I WAS IN A DARK PLACE, AND SHE SAVE ME. SHE REALLY DID.

#160

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I HAVEN'T FELT THIS GOOD SINCE MY DAD DIED.

#161

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OUR DAD. RIGHT.

#162

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OUR DAD. RIGHT.

#163

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OH, YEAH.

#164

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WHEN CARLA AND I CAME HOME YESTERDAY,

#165

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WE HEARD SOMETHING.

#166

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WE HEARD SOMETHING.

#167

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DID YOU TWO HOOK UP IN J.D.'S ROOM?

#168

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A FRIEND WOULDN'T ASK, AND A GENTLEMAN WOULDN'T TELL.

#169

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A FRIEND WOULDN'T ASK, AND A GENTLEMAN WOULDN'T TELL.

#170

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DID YOU? TWICE.

#171

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WE DIDN'T GO UNDER THE SHEETS OUT OF RESPECT.

#172

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WE DIDN'T GO UNDER THE SHEETS OUT OF RESPECT.

#173

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HOW THOUGHTFUL.

#174

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I'M SO SORRY YOU LOST YOUR GRANDMOTHER.

#175

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I'M SO SORRY YOU LOST YOUR GRANDMOTHER.

#176

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OUR PRAYERS GO OUT TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.

#177

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THANK YOU, DOCTOR. THAT'S VERY KIND.

#178

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THANK YOU, DOCTOR. THAT'S VERY KIND.

#179

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THAT'LL BE $1,700.

#180

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SIR - SIR?

#181

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IT IS NOT YOUR JOB TO COLLECT MONEY FROM PATIENTS.

#182

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IT IS NOT YOUR JOB TO COLLECT MONEY FROM PATIENTS.

#183

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I KNOW, BUT I JUST FIRED THE WOMAN WHO USUALLY DOES IT.

#184

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YOU FIRED GLENDA? WHY?

#185

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YOU FIRED GLENDA? WHY?

#186

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OH, HOW PRECIOUS.

#187

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OH, HOW PRECIOUS.

#188

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MIND IF I HOLD HIM?

#189

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GO RIGHT AHEAD.

#190

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I FINALLY GOT A BABY!

#191

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I FINALLY GOT A BABY!

#192

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SHE WAS STEALING FROM THE HOSPITAL.

#193

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SHE WAS STEALING FROM THE HOSPITAL.

#194

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OH, DR. CLOCK.

#195

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UH, LOOK, I'M AFRAID I WASN'T BEING HONEST WITH YOU BEFORE.

#196

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UH, LOOK, I'M AFRAID I WASN'T BEING HONEST WITH YOU BEFORE.

#197

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IN MY JOB, IT SEEMS LIKE I'M ALWAYS THE BAD GUY.

#198

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IN MY JOB, IT SEEMS LIKE I'M ALWAYS THE BAD GUY.

#199

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HARD AS THIS IS TO ADMIT, IT GETS TO ME SOMETIMES.

#200

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HARD AS THIS IS TO ADMIT, IT GETS TO ME SOMETIMES.

#201

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THE POINT IS...

#202

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THE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS I ASKED YOU TO PRESCRIBE

#203

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THE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS I ASKED YOU TO PRESCRIBE

#204

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WEREN'T FOR MY WIFE, THEY WERE FOR ME.

#205

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OH, I UNDERSTAND.

#206

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OH, I UNDERSTAND.

#207

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SO WHAT DOSAGE ARE YOU ON?

#208

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ENID: WHERE ARE MY FIG NEWTONS, BOB?

#209

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ENID: WHERE ARE MY FIG NEWTONS, BOB?

#210

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I'M GETTING THEM, DEAR.

#211

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I'M GETTING THEM, DEAR.

#212

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ABOUT HALF A NEWTON.

#213

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NO DICE.

#214

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NO DICE.

#215

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UGH.

#216

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HEY. BOY, OH, BOY,

#217

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IT LOOKS LIKE YOU PISSED OFF THE WRONG GUY THERE, CRUNCHY.

#218

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AND TRUST ME, HE'LL MAKE YOU PAY.

#219

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AND TRUST ME, HE'LL MAKE YOU PAY.

#220

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OH, DR. KELSO'S ALL BLUSTER.

#221

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UNDERNEATH IT ALL, I BET HE'S A SWEETHEART.

#222

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UNDERNEATH IT ALL, I BET HE'S A SWEETHEART.

#223

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NO, NO, UNDERNEATH IT ALL,

#224

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HE IS PURE EVIL.

#225

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PERRY, NO ONE'S PURE EVIL.

#226

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PERRY, NO ONE'S PURE EVIL.

#227

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I MEAN, YES, SOME PEOPLE HAVE A HARD OUTER SHELL,

#228

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BUT INSIDE, EVERYBODY HAS A CREAMY CENTRE.

#229

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BUT INSIDE, EVERYBODY HAS A CREAMY CENTRE.

#230

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THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE HERE ON THIS PARTICULAR PLANET

#231

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THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE HERE ON THIS PARTICULAR PLANET

#232

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WHO ARE HARD ONTHE -OUTSIDE AND -HARD ON THE INSIDE.

#233

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WHO ARE HARD ONTHE -OUTSIDE AND -HARD ON THE INSIDE.

#234

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SO THEY HAVE MORE OF A NOUGATEY CENTRE?

#235

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SO THEY HAVE MORE OF A NOUGATEY CENTRE?

#236

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LADY, PEOPLE AREN'T CHOCOLATES.

#237

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LADY, PEOPLE AREN'T CHOCOLATES.

#238

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE MOSTLY?

#239

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BASTARDS.

#240

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BASTARD-COATED BASTARDS WITH BASTARD FILLING.

#241

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BASTARD-COATED BASTARDS WITH BASTARD FILLING.

#242

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BUT I DON'T FIND THEM HALF AS ANNOYING

#243

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AS I FIND NAIVE BUBBLE-HEADED OPTIMISTS

#244

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AS I FIND NAIVE BUBBLE-HEADED OPTIMISTS

#245

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WHO WALK AROUND VOMITING SUNSHINE.

#246

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WHO WALK AROUND VOMITING SUNSHINE.

#247

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I'M TOUCHING YOUR CREAMY CENTRE.

#248

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I'M TOUCHING YOUR CREAMY CENTRE.

#249

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OH, I AM SO VERY ANGRY

#250

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THAT I'M GOING TO FIND SOMEONE TO KILL JUST TO PROVE HER WRONG.

#251

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THAT I'M GOING TO FIND SOMEONE TO KILL JUST TO PROVE HER WRONG.

#252

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THAT I'M GOING TO FIND SOMEONE TO KILL JUST TO PROVE HER WRONG.

#253

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(MOANS)

#254

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(MOANS)

#255

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(GROWLS)

#256

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WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THAT WHOLE

#257

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DAN AND ELLIOT THING DOESN'T BOTHER YOU?

#258

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DAN AND ELLIOT THING DOESN'T BOTHER YOU?

#259

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BECAUSE IT DOESN'T.

#260

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YOU'RE MISSING A GREAT OPPORTUNITY HERE, MAN.

#261

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IF YOU ACT LIKE IT BOTHERS YOU, ELLIOT WILL FEEL GUILTY,

#262

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AND SHE'LL FINALLY FORGIVE YOU FOR DUMPING HER.

#263

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I'M TELLING YOU. YOU GOTTA USE THIS LIKE I USE MY DIABETES.

#264

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I'M TELLING YOU. YOU GOTTA USE THIS LIKE I USE MY DIABETES.

#265

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WATCH.

#266

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WATCH.

#267

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HONEY, MY BLOOD SUGAR'S DIPPING.

#268

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DON'T MOVE.

#269

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DON'T MOVE.

#270

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THANKS, SWEETNESS.

#271

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THANKS, SWEETNESS.

#272

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OH, MY GOD. THIS COULD BE MY DIABETES.

#273

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OH, MY GOD. THIS COULD BE MY DIABETES.

#274

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EXACTLY, BUT YOU GOTTA USE IT BEFORE THAT WINDOW CLOSES.

#275

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LUCKY FOR ME, MY DIABETES WINDOW STAYS OPEN 24/7.

#276

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LUCKY FOR ME, MY DIABETES WINDOW STAYS OPEN 24/7.

#277

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UNLESS, GOD FORBID, THEY FIND A CURE.

#278

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UNLESS, GOD FORBID, THEY FIND A CURE.

#279

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AMEN, BROTHER.

#280

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BYE, FOLKS.

#281

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YOU'LL NOTICE I KNOCKED A HUNDRED DOLLARS OFF THE BILL

#282

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YOU'LL NOTICE I KNOCKED A HUNDRED DOLLARS OFF THE BILL

#283

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BECAUSE OF THE, YOU KNOW, BABY STEALING THING.

#284

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J.D.: TURK WAS RIGHT.

#285

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LYING TO ELLIOT WAS THE PERFECT WAY

#286

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LYING TO ELLIOT WAS THE PERFECT WAY

#287

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TO GET OUR FRIENDSHIP BACK TO NORMAL.

#288

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(SHOUTING) THANKS FOR THE LOANER SCOOTER, JOHNNY.

#289

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(SHOUTING) THANKS FOR THE LOANER SCOOTER, JOHNNY.

#290

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(SHOUTING) I WANT TO TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND.

#291

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CAN YOU TURN THAT THING OFF?

#292

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SORRY. (TURNS OFF ENGINE)

#293

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SORRY. (TURNS OFF ENGINE)

#294

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(REVVING)

#295

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(ALL TURN OFF ENGINES)

#296

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(ALL TURN OFF ENGINES)

#297

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SORRY!

#298

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(CHAIN SAW REVVING)

#299

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(CHAIN SAW REVVING)

#300

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SORRY.

#301

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LOOK, WHEN I CAUGHT YOU TWO YESTERDAY,

#302

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I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, BUT NOW I DO.

#303

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I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, BUT NOW I DO.

#304

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YOU REALLY HURT ME.

#305

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YOU REALLY HURT ME.

#306

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OKEY-DOKEY.

#307

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(ENGINES REVVING)

#308

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(ENGINES REVVING)

#309

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(CHAIN SAW REVVING)

#310

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GUYS! THERE ARE SICK PEOPLE TRYING TO SLEEP!

#311

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GUYS! THERE ARE SICK PEOPLE TRYING TO SLEEP!

#312

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(REVVING STOPS)

#313

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(REVVING STOPS)

#314

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J.D., ARE YOU REALLY THIS UPSET?

#315

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HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I HOOKED UP WITH ONE OF YOUR SIBLINGS?

#316

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HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I HOOKED UP WITH ONE OF YOUR SIBLINGS?

#317

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A LITTLE CONFUSED CONSIDERING I HAVE 4 BROTHERS...

#318

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A LITTLE CONFUSED CONSIDERING I HAVE 4 BROTHERS...

#319

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BUT NOT SURPRISED. AT YOU OR BARRY.

#320

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(MOUTHING) BARRY?

#321

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(MOUTHING) BARRY?

#322

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I GUESS I JUST DIDN'T THINK I WAS DOING ANYTHING WRONG.

#323

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WELL, OBVIOUSLY, YOU DID,

#324

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WELL, OBVIOUSLY, YOU DID,

#325

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OR YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD ME ABOUT IT FROM THE BEGINNING.

#326

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(THINKING) -THAT ONE HAD TO STING.

#327

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(THINKING) -THAT ONE HAD TO STING.

#328

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I REALLY WANT TO LOOK BACK AND SEE IF IT LANDED,

#329

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BUT I'LL HAVE TO GO BACK TO SAD FACE FIRST.

#330

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BUT I'LL HAVE TO GO BACK TO SAD FACE FIRST.

#331

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OH, IT LANDED.

#332

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DR. CLOCK, MAY I HAVE A WORD?

#333

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UH-OH. IT'S PAYBACK TIME.

#334

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UH-OH. IT'S PAYBACK TIME.

#335

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I GOT YOU A PRESENT FOR YOUR TRIP TO MEXICO.

#336

⇓

I GOT YOU A PRESENT FOR YOUR TRIP TO MEXICO.

#337

⇓

IT'S MY OLD SPANISH-TO-ENGLISH DICTIONARY.

#338

⇓

IT'S MY OLD SPANISH-TO-ENGLISH DICTIONARY.

#339

⇓

I DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE. I'VE MASTERED THE LANGUAGE.

#340

⇓

GRACIAS, SENOR.

#341

⇓

GRACIAS, SENOR.

#342

⇓

YOU'RE WELCOME-O.

#343

⇓

YOU WERE RIGHT. PAYBACK'S A BITCH.

#344

⇓

UHH! UHH! UHH! UHH! UHH!

#345

⇓

UHH! UHH! UHH! UHH! UHH!

#346

⇓

WELL, JUST GET BACK TO ME WHEN YOU HAVE AN ANSWER.

#347

⇓

WELL, JUST GET BACK TO ME WHEN YOU HAVE AN ANSWER.

#348

⇓

BABY, CHECK THIS OUT.

#349

⇓

DR. KELSO JUST OFFERED ME GLENDA'S OLD JOB

#350

⇓

AS ADMINISTRATIVE SUPERVISOR.

#351

⇓

AS ADMINISTRATIVE SUPERVISOR.

#352

⇓

OH, THAT'S GREAT, SWEETIE.

#353

⇓

THE JOB PAYS AN EXTRA $7,000 A YEAR.

#354

⇓

THE JOB PAYS AN EXTRA $7,000 A YEAR.

#355

⇓

MY BABY'S AN ADMINISTRATIVE SUPERVISOR!

#356

⇓

-LET'S CELEBRATE! -WHATEVER YOU WANT.

#357

⇓

-LET'S CELEBRATE! -WHATEVER YOU WANT.

#358

⇓

OH! LET'S GO SHOPPING FOR A NEW DUVET COVER.

#359

⇓

OH! LET'S GO SHOPPING FOR A NEW DUVET COVER.

#360

⇓

I'D LOVE TO,

#361

⇓

BUT MY DIABETES IS ACTING UP.

#362

⇓

BOB, WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

#363

⇓

NOT NOW, PERRY. I'M SWAMPED.

#364

⇓

NOT NOW, PERRY. I'M SWAMPED.

#365

⇓

I'M TRYING TO FIND AN EXTERMINATOR TO KILL THE BAT IN MY ATTIC.

#366

⇓

I'M TRYING TO FIND AN EXTERMINATOR TO KILL THE BAT IN MY ATTIC.

#367

⇓

BE A MAN, BOB.

#368

⇓

THAT'S WHAT TENNIS RACKETS ARE FOR.

#369

⇓

(BARKS)

#370

⇓

OH, GOOD LORD! HE GOT BAXTER!

#371

⇓

OH, GOOD LORD! HE GOT BAXTER!

#372

⇓

TRY TELLING THAT TO MY ONE-EARED DOG.

#373

⇓

BOB, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU DID BY GIVING BLONDIE THAT BOOK?

#374

⇓

BOB, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU DID BY GIVING BLONDIE THAT BOOK?

#375

⇓

WITH ANY LUCK, I KEPT HER FROM REPORTING ME TO THE BOARD

#376

⇓

WITH ANY LUCK, I KEPT HER FROM REPORTING ME TO THE BOARD

#377

⇓

FOR TRYING TO CON HER OUT OF MEDS.

#378

⇓

THANKS TO YOUR LITTLE GESTURE,

#379

⇓

THANKS TO YOUR LITTLE GESTURE,

#380

⇓

SHE ACTUALLY BELIEVES THAT THE EARTH

#381

⇓

IS FULL OF PEOPLE WHO DEEP DOWN

#382

⇓

IS FULL OF PEOPLE WHO DEEP DOWN

#383

⇓

ARE FILLED WITH KINDNESS AND CARING.

#384

⇓

WHY, THAT'S ABSURD. PEOPLE ARE BASTARD-COATED BASTARDS WITH BASTARD FILLING.

#385

⇓

WHY, THAT'S ABSURD. PEOPLE ARE BASTARD-COATED BASTARDS WITH BASTARD FILLING.

#386

⇓

EXACTLY.

#387

⇓

SWEET MOSES.

#388

⇓

SWEET MOSES.

#389

⇓

EVERYTHING HAS GONE STRAIGHT DOWN THE CRAPPER

#390

⇓

SINCE ENID GOT OFF THE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS.

#391

⇓

SINCE ENID GOT OFF THE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS.

#392

⇓

I DIDN'T KNOW ENID SUFFERED FROM DEPRESSION.

#393

⇓

SHE DOESN'T. THOSE PILLS KILL HER SEX DRIVE.

#394

⇓

SHE DOESN'T. THOSE PILLS KILL HER SEX DRIVE.

#395

⇓

OH.

#396

⇓

DUDE, YOUR IDEA TOTALLY WORKED.

#397

⇓

INCOMING.

#398

⇓

MY OWN BROTHER! WHY?!

#399

⇓

OH, GOD! IT HURTS SO BAD!

#400

⇓

YOU CAN STOP NOW. SHE'S GONE.

#401

⇓

NO, I THINK I BROKE MY HAND.

#402

⇓

NO, I THINK I BROKE MY HAND.

#403

⇓

J.D.: THERE'S NOTHING MORE SATISFYING THAN HAVING A GOOD PLAN.

#404

⇓

J.D.: THERE'S NOTHING MORE SATISFYING THAN HAVING A GOOD PLAN.

#405

⇓

GOOD NIGHT, AMIGOS.

#406

⇓

GOOD NIGHT, AMIGOS.

#407

⇓

NIGHT. NIGHT.

#408

⇓

J.D.: SOMETIMES A PLAN CAN CRYSTALLIZE IN A MOMENT.

#409

⇓

J.D.: SOMETIMES A PLAN CAN CRYSTALLIZE IN A MOMENT.

#410

⇓

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

#411

⇓

LET'S DESTROY HER.

#412

⇓

J.D.: AND SOMETIMES A PLAN CAN FALL APART JUST AS QUICKLY.

#413

⇓

J.D.: AND SOMETIMES A PLAN CAN FALL APART JUST AS QUICKLY.

#414

⇓

AHHHH. SO WHEN DO YOU START YOUR NEW JOB?

#415

⇓

AHHHH. SO WHEN DO YOU START YOUR NEW JOB?

#416

⇓

I TURNED IT DOWN.

#417

⇓

WHAT?

#418

⇓

I KNOW IT'S A DREAM JOB,

#419

⇓

I KNOW IT'S A DREAM JOB,

#420

⇓

BUT WITH YOUR DIABETES,

#421

⇓

I THINK YOU NEED ME MORE.

#422

⇓

J.D.: OF COURSE, IN MY PLAN, NOBODY GETS HURT.

#423

⇓

J.D.: OF COURSE, IN MY PLAN, NOBODY GETS HURT.

#424

⇓

HEY, LITTLE BROTHER.

#425

⇓

AAH!

#426

⇓

AAH!

#427

⇓

WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK IN THE TUB?!

#428

⇓

ELLIOT DUMPED ME.

#429

⇓

ELLIOT DUMPED ME.

#430

⇓

J.D.: EXCEPT MY BROTHER.

#431

⇓

J.D.: EXCEPT MY BROTHER.

#432

⇓

# SHE'S GONE, SHE'S GONE #

#433

⇓

# OH, I #

#434

⇓

# OH, I #

#435

⇓

# OH, I #

#436

⇓

(SINGING GIBBERISH)

#437

⇓

(SINGING GIBBERISH)

#438

⇓

# SHE'S GONE, SHE'S GONE #

#439

⇓

# OH, I #

#440

⇓

# OH, I #

#441

⇓

(OFF-KEY) # WHAT WENT WRONG? #

#442

⇓

(OFF-KEY) # WHAT WENT WRONG? #

#443

⇓

DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING?

#444

⇓

NO, J.D., I DON'T. BECAUSE ELLIOT WAS THE BEST THING

#445

⇓

NO, J.D., I DON'T. BECAUSE ELLIOT WAS THE BEST THING

#446

⇓

THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME, AND NOW SHE'S GONE.

#447

⇓

# OH, SHE'S GONE #

#448

⇓

# OH, SHE'S GONE #

#449

⇓

# SHE'S GONE, SHE'S...GONE #

#450

⇓

SHE'S GONE #

#451

⇓

SHE'S GONE #

#452

⇓

THAT'S NOT EVEN THE RIGHT GIBBERISH.

#453

⇓

YOU KNOW WHAT, J.D.? ELLIOT AND I WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE

#454

⇓

YOU KNOW WHAT, J.D.? ELLIOT AND I WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE

#455

⇓

OUR BIG ROMANTIC EVENING TOGETHER.

#456

⇓

LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF.

#457

⇓

I BOUGHT CANDLES, CHAMPAGNE,

#458

⇓

I BOUGHT CANDLES, CHAMPAGNE,

#459

⇓

A DIDO CD.

#460

⇓

I GUESS I'LL JUST THROW THESE THINGS OUT

#461

⇓

WITH THE REST OF THE GARBAGE.

#462

⇓

WITH THE REST OF THE GARBAGE.

#463

⇓

OH, COME ON. DON'T GO.

#464

⇓

WE CAN WATCH -KANGAROO JACK

#465

⇓

WE CAN WATCH -KANGAROO JACK

#466

⇓

-AND CHUG A FOSTERS EVERY TIME THEY SAY "G'DAY."

#467

⇓

G'DAY, J.D. DAN!

#468

⇓

G'DAY, J.D. DAN!

#469

⇓

(AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) I SAID G'DAY!

#470

⇓

BABY, YOU HAVE TO TAKE THIS JOB.

#471

⇓

LET IT GO. IT'S DONE.

#472

⇓

J.D.: TURK HAD ALSO CREATED A PROBLEM.

#473

⇓

J.D.: TURK HAD ALSO CREATED A PROBLEM.

#474

⇓

YOU OK? NO.

#475

⇓

SOMETIMES I WISH I'D NEVER GOTTEN THIS STUPID DIABETES.

#476

⇓

SOMETIMES I WISH I'D NEVER GOTTEN THIS STUPID DIABETES.

#477

⇓

HEY! LET'S NOT GET CRAZY.

#478

⇓

(WHISTLING THEME FROM -THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW)

#479

⇓

(WHISTLING THEME FROM -THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW)

#480

⇓

-DEAR GOD. SHE HAS AN ACTUAL SKIP IN HER STEP.

#481

⇓

-DEAR GOD. SHE HAS AN ACTUAL SKIP IN HER STEP.

#482

⇓

IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME AS MUCH AS THE WHISTLING.

#483

⇓

WATCH WHAT HAPPENS.

#484

⇓

WATCH WHAT HAPPENS.

#485

⇓

(WHISTLING THEME FROM -THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW)

#486

⇓

(WHISTLING SAME THEME)

#487

⇓

(WHISTLING SAME THEME)

#488

⇓

(WHISTLING SAME THEME)

#489

⇓

(WHISTLING SAME THEME)

#490

⇓

WHY ARE YOU WHISTLING, TED?

#491

⇓

WHY ARE YOU WHISTLING, TED?

#492

⇓

YOUR LIFE IS PATHETIC.

#493

⇓

RIGHT.

#494

⇓

PERRY, WHAT'S OUR PLAN OF ATTACK?

#495

⇓

WHEN I CRUSH A PERSON'S SPIRIT,

#496

⇓

WHEN I CRUSH A PERSON'S SPIRIT,

#497

⇓

I LIKE TO USE A COMBINATION OF INTIMIDATION AND DEGRADATION.

#498

⇓

I PREFER TO CREATE AN ENVIRONMENT

#499

⇓

I PREFER TO CREATE AN ENVIRONMENT

#500

⇓

IN WHICH THE SUBJECTS END UP CRUSHING THEMSELVES.

#501

⇓

OH.

#502

⇓

I LIKE TO PICK ONE PERSON

#503

⇓

I LIKE TO PICK ONE PERSON

#504

⇓

AND TORMENT THEM RELENTLESSLY FOR NO REASON.

#505

⇓

IF I COULD FIND HIM, I'D SHOW YOU.

#506

⇓

IF I COULD FIND HIM, I'D SHOW YOU.

#507

⇓

HE'S NEAR.

#508

⇓

HE'S NEAR.

#509

⇓

WELL, I'M NOT SURE MOONBEAM'S GOING TO BREAK SO EASILY.

#510

⇓

WELL, I'M NOT SURE MOONBEAM'S GOING TO BREAK SO EASILY.

#511

⇓

I JUST WISH WE KNEW SOMETHING PERSONAL THAT WOULD REALLY GET TO HER.

#512

⇓

TURNS OUT YOU CAN'T GO TO YOUR MOM'S WEDDING.

#513

⇓

THERE'S TOO MUCH SWIFT SWITCHING GOING ON HERE,

#514

⇓

THERE'S TOO MUCH SWIFT SWITCHING GOING ON HERE,

#515

⇓

AND I DON'T LIKE SWIFT SWITCHING.

#516

⇓

IT'S TOO HARD TO SAY.

#517

⇓

IT'S TOO HARD TO SAY.

#518

⇓

AW. THAT WASN'T VERY SOFT AND CREAMY.

#519

⇓

AW. THAT WASN'T VERY SOFT AND CREAMY.

#520

⇓

IT'S OK. HE HAS A HOSPITAL TO RUN.

#521

⇓

IT'S OK. HE HAS A HOSPITAL TO RUN.

#522

⇓

I UNDERSTAND.

#523

⇓

(WHISTLING THEME FROM -THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW)

#524

⇓

(WHISTLING THEME FROM -THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW)

#525

⇓

(ALL WHISTLING THEME FROM THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW)

#526

⇓

(ALL WHISTLING THEME FROM THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW)

#527

⇓

(ALL WHISTLING THEME FROM THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW)

#528

⇓

-GOOD GOD. SHE CAN'T BE STOPPED.

#529

⇓

-GOOD GOD. SHE CAN'T BE STOPPED.

#530

⇓

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

#531

⇓

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

#532

⇓

YOU WANT ME TO OFFER YOUR WIFE

#533

⇓

THE SAME JOB SHE'S ALREADY TURNED DOWN,

#534

⇓

IS THAT ABOUT THE SIZE OF IT, TURKELTON?

#535

⇓

IS THAT ABOUT THE SIZE OF IT, TURKELTON?

#536

⇓

ACTUALLY, SIR, MY LAST NAME ISN'T TURKELTON.

#537

⇓

IT'S JUST TURK, AS IN CHRIS TURK.

#538

⇓

IT'S JUST TURK, AS IN CHRIS TURK.

#539

⇓

I PREFER TURKELTON.

#540

⇓

I PREFER TURKELTON.

#541

⇓

SIR, I PROMISE YOU, IF YOU OFFER HER THE JOB AGAIN,

#542

⇓

SHE'LL SAY YES.

#543

⇓

AND I'LL DO ANYTHING. I'LL PICK UP EXTRA SHIFTS.

#544

⇓

I'LL VOLUNTEER - I'LL VOLUNTEER AT THE CLINIC.

#545

⇓

WHATEVER YOU WANT.

#546

⇓

WHATEVER YOU WANT.

#547

⇓

AH.

#548

⇓

I WANT YOU TO KILL THE GIANT BAT

#549

⇓

THAT'S BEEN LIVING IN MY ATTIC.

#550

⇓

THAT'S BEEN LIVING IN MY ATTIC.

#551

⇓

YOU KEEP ENID IN THE ATTIC?

#552

⇓

(LAUGHS)

#553

⇓

YOU MAKE ME LAUGH, TURKELTON.

#554

⇓

8:00 SHARP. I'D WEAR GOGGLES.

#555

⇓

8:00 SHARP. I'D WEAR GOGGLES.

#556

⇓

YES!

#557

⇓

J.D.: I DECIDED THE ONLY WAY ELLIOT WOULD TAKE DAN BACK

#558

⇓

WAS IF SHE KNEW THE TRUTH:

#559

⇓

WAS IF SHE KNEW THE TRUTH:

#560

⇓

THAT THEIR BEING TOGETHER DIDN'T REALLY BOTHER ME.

#561

⇓

ELLIOT, WE NEED TO TALK.

#562

⇓

NICE JAMMIES!

#563

⇓

NICE JAMMIES!

#564

⇓

(LAUGHS) THANKS. THEY'RE NEW.

#565

⇓

THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A SECOND. LOOK...

#566

⇓

THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A SECOND. LOOK...

#567

⇓

YOU KNOW HOW I TOLD YOU I WAS UPSET ABOUT YOU AND DAN?

#568

⇓

IS THAT CHAMPAGNE?

#569

⇓

IS THAT CHAMPAGNE?

#570

⇓

YEAH. YEAH, I WAS CELEBRATING MY NEW JAMMIES.

#571

⇓

YEAH. YEAH, I WAS CELEBRATING MY NEW JAMMIES.

#572

⇓

I LOVE CHAMPAGNE. YOU MIND IF I HAVE A LITTLE -

#573

⇓

THANK YOU. A NIPPER.

#574

⇓

THANK YOU. A NIPPER.

#575

⇓

AH. TINGLY.

#576

⇓

AH. TINGLY.

#577

⇓

IT'S A TINGLY DRINK.

#578

⇓

OOH. PRETTY CANDLES.

#579

⇓

OOH. PRETTY CANDLES.

#580

⇓

ANYWHO, I KNOW YOU BROKE UP WITH DAN BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WAS UPSET,

#581

⇓

BUT IN REALITY, I, UH -

#582

⇓

BUT IN REALITY, I, UH -

#583

⇓

(NOTICES STEREO PLAYING) I...

#584

⇓

# I - I WANT TO THANK YOU #

#585

⇓

# I - I WANT TO THANK YOU #

#586

⇓

# FOR GIVING ME THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE #

#587

⇓

# FOR GIVING ME THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE #

#588

⇓

I LOVE THIS SONG. WHO IS IT?

#589

⇓

DIDO - AND YOU'VE REALLY GOT TO MEET MY BROTHER BARRY.

#590

⇓

DIDO - AND YOU'VE REALLY GOT TO MEET MY BROTHER BARRY.

#591

⇓

DIDO?

#592

⇓

DIDO?

#593

⇓

DAN, VOICE OVER: LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF I BOUGHT.

#594

⇓

CANDLES...

#595

⇓

DAN: CHAMPAGNE...

#596

⇓

DAN: CHAMPAGNE...

#597

⇓

DAN: A DIDO CD.

#598

⇓

DAN!

#599

⇓

HEY, LITTLE BROTHER.

#600

⇓

HEY, LITTLE BROTHER.

#601

⇓

AAH! AAH! AAH!

#602

⇓

TINGLES.

#603

⇓

CARLA, WE HAVE TO TALK.

#604

⇓

IS IT YOUR BLOOD SUGAR AGAIN?

#605

⇓

IS IT YOUR BLOOD SUGAR AGAIN?

#606

⇓

I'LL GET YOU SOMETHING.

#607

⇓

BABY, I FEEL FINE.

#608

⇓

IT'S JUST THAT I'VE KINDA BEEN USING MY DIABETES

#609

⇓

IT'S JUST THAT I'VE KINDA BEEN USING MY DIABETES

#610

⇓

TO GET YOU TO, YOU KNOW,

#611

⇓

HOOK ME UP WITH SANDWICHES AND WHATNOT.

#612

⇓

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!

#613

⇓

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!

#614

⇓

OH, MAN! I BROUGHT THAT FROM HOME!

#615

⇓

OH, MAN! I BROUGHT THAT FROM HOME!

#616

⇓

LOOK, BABY, BEFORE YOU GET FREAKED OUT,

#617

⇓

I FIXED IT ALREADY. LOOK.

#618

⇓

I FIXED IT ALREADY. LOOK.

#619

⇓

NURSE TURKELTON, I WANTED TO OFFER YOU THAT JOB ONCE MORE.

#620

⇓

NURSE TURKELTON, I WANTED TO OFFER YOU THAT JOB ONCE MORE.

#621

⇓

I DON'T WANT IT.

#622

⇓

GREAT. SEE YOU SATURDAY, BATMAN.

#623

⇓

GREAT. SEE YOU SATURDAY, BATMAN.

#624

⇓

BABY, WHAT THE HELL?!

#625

⇓

UM, MAYBE I DECIDED RIGHT AWAY

#626

⇓

THAT I DIDN'T WANT THAT JOB

#627

⇓

BECAUSE I'D MISS WORKING WITH PATIENTS,

#628

⇓

BUT I DIDN'T TELL YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE EXCITED ABOUT THE EXTRA MONEY,

#629

⇓

BUT I DIDN'T TELL YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE EXCITED ABOUT THE EXTRA MONEY,

#630

⇓

SO I USED YOUR DIABETES AS AN EXCUSE.

#631

⇓

I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER.

#632

⇓

I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER.

#633

⇓

IT TASTES FUNNY.

#634

⇓

YOU SEE, BOB? IT DIDN'T EVEN FAZE HER.

#635

⇓

PATIENCE, PERRY. WITH A TOUGH ONE LIKE HER,

#636

⇓

PATIENCE, PERRY. WITH A TOUGH ONE LIKE HER,

#637

⇓

YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT.

#638

⇓

HERE IT COMES.

#639

⇓

HERE IT COMES.

#640

⇓

AND WE'VE BROKEN HER.

#641

⇓

AND WE'VE BROKEN HER.

#642

⇓

THERE SITS A DEJECTED WOMAN, ALL ALONE.

#643

⇓

WOUNDED.

#644

⇓

VULNERABLE.

#645

⇓

CRYING.

#646

⇓

SHE'S RUINING IT FOR ME.

#647

⇓

SHE'S RUINING IT FOR ME.

#648

⇓

AW.

#649

⇓

LADY, STOP CRYING!

#650

⇓

DR. CLOCK,

#651

⇓

YOU DON'T HAVE TO MISS YOUR WEDDING.

#652

⇓

I WAS LYING ABOUT SWIFT SWITCHING.

#653

⇓

I LIKE DOING IT. I LIKE SAYING IT.

#654

⇓

I LIKE DOING IT. I LIKE SAYING IT.

#655

⇓

SWIFT SWITCHING. AND I ONLY LIED

#656

⇓

BECAUSE WE WERE TRYING TO DESTROY YOUR MORALE.

#657

⇓

BECAUSE WE WERE TRYING TO DESTROY YOUR MORALE.

#658

⇓

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

#659

⇓

IN OUR DEFENCE, YOU'RE OVERLY CHEERY,

#660

⇓

IN OUR DEFENCE, YOU'RE OVERLY CHEERY,

#661

⇓

AND WE WERE BORED.

#662

⇓

BUT YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE

#663

⇓

TO COME CLEAN AND MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?

#664

⇓

PRETTY MUCH. PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.

#665

⇓

PRETTY MUCH. PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.

#666

⇓

SEE, I TOLD YOU THERE WAS GOOD IN EVERYONE.

#667

⇓

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, BOYS.

#668

⇓

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, BOYS.

#669

⇓

I'VE GOT A PLANE TO CATCH.

#670

⇓

DON'T EVEN PRETEND LIKE YOU KNEW

#671

⇓

WHAT WE WERE DOING ALL ALONG.

#672

⇓

WHAT WE WERE DOING ALL ALONG.

#673

⇓

(CAR HORN HONKS)

#674

⇓

ADIOS, BOYS.

#675

⇓

WAS SHE ALWAYS WEARING THAT BIG HAT?

#676

⇓

WAS SHE ALWAYS WEARING THAT BIG HAT?

#677

⇓

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO NEVER BROKE UP.

#678

⇓

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO NEVER BROKE UP.

#679

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DAN WAS IN MY TUB FOR 4 HOURS

#680

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DRINKING BEERS AND -SINGING SHE'S GONE.

#681

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-HOW -DO YOU -TAKE A BATH?

#682

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-HOW -DO YOU -TAKE A BATH?

#683

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OK. I'M GONNA GET DRESSED.

#684

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HEY, ELLIOT, DO YOU MIND IF I BORROW ONE OF YOUR SOCKS?

#685

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HEY, ELLIOT, DO YOU MIND IF I BORROW ONE OF YOUR SOCKS?

#686

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-I SEEM TO HAVE LOST -MY RIGHTY IN THE FRAY.

#687

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OH, THERE YOU ARE, HIGH FLYER.

#688

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(SNIFFS) HMM.

#689

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J.D., DAN AND I BOTH KNOW THIS IS JUST A FLING.

#690

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J.D., DAN AND I BOTH KNOW THIS IS JUST A FLING.

#691

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STILL, I FEEL LIKE THE WORST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

#692

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STILL, I FEEL LIKE THE WORST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

#693

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PLEASE, CAN YOU FORGIVE ME?

#694

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ELLIOT, I CAME HERE TO TELL YOU

#695

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I WAS NEVER ACTUALLY MAD AT YOU.

#696

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I WAS NEVER ACTUALLY MAD AT YOU.

#697

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HOW COULD YOU NOT BE MAD THAT I WAS HOOKING UP WITH YOUR BROTHER?

#698

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HOW COULD YOU NOT BE MAD THAT I WAS HOOKING UP WITH YOUR BROTHER?

#699

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I DON'T KNOW. I JUST WASN'T.

#700

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HOW COULD YOU HOOK UP WITH MY BROTHER

#701

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WITHOUT CONSIDERING MY FEELINGS?

#702

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I DON'T KNOW. I JUST DIDN'T.

#703

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I DON'T KNOW. I JUST DIDN'T.

#704

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J.D.: THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED THAT ELLIOT AND I

#705

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HAD ABSOLUTELY NO ROMANTIC FEELING FOR EACH OTHER ANYMORE...

#706

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HAD ABSOLUTELY NO ROMANTIC FEELING FOR EACH OTHER ANYMORE...

#707

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NO MATTER WHAT THE SITUATION.

#708

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J.D.: IT WAS A LITTLE SAD, BUT WHO KNOWS?

#709

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J.D.: IT WAS A LITTLE SAD, BUT WHO KNOWS?

#710

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MAYBE IT MEANT WE COULD BE FRIENDS AGAIN.

#711

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DAN: HEY! I CAN'T FIND MY DIDO CD!

#712

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DAN: HEY! I CAN'T FIND MY DIDO CD!

#713

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(WHISPERING) IF MY HEART COULD WRITE SONGS,

#714

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THEY'D SOUND LIKE THESE.

#715

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THEY'D SOUND LIKE THESE.

#716

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J.D.: I THINK RELATIONSHIPS ARE INHERENTLY FRAGILE.

#717

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J.D.: I THINK RELATIONSHIPS ARE INHERENTLY FRAGILE.

#718

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THEY CAN BE STRENGTHENED BY A SHARED EXCUSE.

#719

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TURK, WE JUST GOT INVITED

#720

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TURK, WE JUST GOT INVITED

#721

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TO LINDA'S "JACK AND JILL" BRIDAL SHOWER.

#722

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DO YOU MIND IF I USE YOUR DIABETES TO GET OUT OF IT?

#723

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DO YOU MIND IF I USE YOUR DIABETES TO GET OUT OF IT?

#724

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OF COURSE NOT, BABY.

#725

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AND NOW...

#726

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IT'S BAT-KILLING TIME.

#727

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IT'S BAT-KILLING TIME.

#728

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(WINGS FLAPPING)

#729

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OH, GOOD LORD!

#730

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OH, GOOD LORD!

#731

⇓

AAH!

#732

⇓

AAH!

#733

⇓

J.D.: OTHERS CAN BE TORN APART

#734

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BY THE LOSS OF A COMMON ENEMY.

#735

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BY THE LOSS OF A COMMON ENEMY.

#736

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I HATE YOU, BOB.

#737

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SAME TIMES A THOUSAND, BIG GUY.

#738

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SAME TIMES A THOUSAND, BIG GUY.

#739

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WELL, GOOD NIGHT, LITTLE BRO.

#740

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OH, NIGHT, DAN. SLEEP TIGHT.

#741

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OH, NIGHT, DAN. SLEEP TIGHT.

#742

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THERE'S A BUS SCHEDULE UNDERNEATH YOUR PILLOW.

#743

⇓

J.D.: AND FOR ELLIOT AND I,

#744

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J.D.: AND FOR ELLIOT AND I,

#745

⇓

TURNS OUT ALL WE NEEDED WAS A LITTLE TIME.

#746

⇓

TURNS OUT ALL WE NEEDED WAS A LITTLE TIME.

#747

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NIGHT, J.D.

#748

⇓

WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

#749

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J.D.: THE GOOD NEWS WAS THIS ELLIOT AND DAN THING

#750

⇓

MEANT THAT I WAS BACK ON THE MARKET.

#751

⇓

MEANT THAT I WAS BACK ON THE MARKET.

#752

⇓

CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?

#753

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NO, THANKS.

#754

⇓

NO, THANKS.

#755

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YEP. I'M BACK, BABY.

#756

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YEP. I'M BACK, BABY.

#757

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MORE NUTS, PLEASE.

#758

⇓

MORE NUTS, PLEASE.

#759

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EDITED BY ACCESS INNOVATION MEDIA WWW.AI-MEDIA.TV

#760

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EDITED BY ACCESS INNOVATION MEDIA WWW.AI-MEDIA.TV

#761

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