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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I have two sons. They're both kind of dicks, but… The six-year-old, I walk into my house a couple weeks ago, he goes, "Hey, man."
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I go, "Pick you up?" He goes, "Hold me." He hasn't asked me to hold him in like a year.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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He goes, "Pick me up."

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I have two sons. They're both kind of dicks, but… The six-year-old, I walk into my house a couple weeks ago, he goes, "Hey, man."
He goes, "Pick me up."
I go, "Pick you up?" He goes, "Hold me." He hasn't asked me to hold him in like a year.