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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

all of you would have seen me on the street

and been like, "Hey, Jermaine!"

I'd be like, "What? I'm Tom."

And you'd go, "Shut up, you Black piece of shit."

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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[crowd laughing loudly]

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all of you would have seen me on the street

and been like, "Hey, Jermaine!"

[crowd laughing loudly]

I'd be like, "What? I'm Tom."

And you'd go, "Shut up, you Black piece of shit."