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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

You're just lost, and like,

"Are birds real, or are they honing devices? I don't know."

You ever think about that? Everyone talks about Dolly Parton's tits.

Did you ever look at Aretha Franklin's tits?

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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"Jesus, how big were Aretha Franklin's tits," you know?

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You're just lost, and like,

"Are birds real, or are they honing devices? I don't know."

"Jesus, how big were Aretha Franklin's tits," you know?

You ever think about that? Everyone talks about Dolly Parton's tits.

Did you ever look at Aretha Franklin's tits?