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Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

S1E1 — Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

If you’ll not open this door, we shall take this castle by force!

In the name of God and the glory of our...

Depart at this time, and donut be approaching any more,

or we fire arrows into your heads, and make castanets out of your testicles.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
Season 1, Episode 1
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
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Right! That settles it!

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If you’ll not open this door, we shall take this castle by force!

In the name of God and the glory of our...

Right! That settles it!

Depart at this time, and donut be approaching any more,

or we fire arrows into your heads, and make castanets out of your testicles.