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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

the hair goes first, you know. They just go… [buzzing]

Then we all go, "Oh yeah. Don't try to touch her. I got it."

The vagina closes, the hair goes,

and we all go, "She's off-limits." So…

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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This goes… [whooshes]

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the hair goes first, you know. They just go… [buzzing]

Then we all go, "Oh yeah. Don't try to touch her. I got it."

This goes… [whooshes]

The vagina closes, the hair goes,

and we all go, "She's off-limits." So…