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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

The best is they interview all his former shit-kicking Texas-based coaches,

who are like, "Yeah, man, he would come to practice. He'd be all shit-faced."

"And then he didn't. He was awesome." And you're like, wait, what?

-[crowd laughs] -[Tom scoffing]

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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And we would say, "Johnny, you better not fuck this up."

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The best is they interview all his former shit-kicking Texas-based coaches,

who are like, "Yeah, man, he would come to practice. He'd be all shit-faced."

And we would say, "Johnny, you better not fuck this up."

"And then he didn't. He was awesome." And you're like, wait, what?

-[crowd laughs] -[Tom scoffing]