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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I took a shit with my pants on. [crowd laughing]
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"I think I'm gonna take a shit right now." And then I just kept talking.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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It would be no different than if I were standing here like,

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I took a shit with my pants on. [crowd laughing]
It would be no different than if I were standing here like,
"I think I'm gonna take a shit right now." And then I just kept talking.