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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I started shopping online. "Do I want a blue one? Yeah." "Do I want a basket? Fuck yeah, I want a basket on that."
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"Oh, there's not a fucking chance." Like… [crowd laughs]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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And then I got back to the US of A, and within moments, I was like,

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I started shopping online. "Do I want a blue one? Yeah." "Do I want a basket? Fuck yeah, I want a basket on that."
And then I got back to the US of A, and within moments, I was like,
"Oh, there's not a fucking chance." Like… [crowd laughs]