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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

The six-year-old, I walk into my house a couple weeks ago, he goes, "Hey, man."

He goes, "Pick me up."

He hasn't asked me to hold him in like a year.

I go, "You want me to hold you?" He goes, "Yeah, pick me up."

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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I go, "Pick you up?" He goes, "Hold me."

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The six-year-old, I walk into my house a couple weeks ago, he goes, "Hey, man."

He goes, "Pick me up."

I go, "Pick you up?" He goes, "Hold me."

He hasn't asked me to hold him in like a year.

I go, "You want me to hold you?" He goes, "Yeah, pick me up."