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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

"Are birds real, or are they honing devices? I don't know." "Jesus, how big were Aretha Franklin's tits," you know?
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Did you ever look at Aretha Franklin's tits? It looked like she was nursing seal pups.
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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You ever think about that? Everyone talks about Dolly Parton's tits.

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"Are birds real, or are they honing devices? I don't know." "Jesus, how big were Aretha Franklin's tits," you know?
You ever think about that? Everyone talks about Dolly Parton's tits.
Did you ever look at Aretha Franklin's tits? It looked like she was nursing seal pups.