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Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

and then it sends you back to sleep, 'cause it feels like fentanyl. I don't know. I like it.
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and just a nice pinch and roll on my beanbag, you know? Just… [crowd laughs]
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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I like sitting on the couch on a Sunday

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and then it sends you back to sleep, 'cause it feels like fentanyl. I don't know. I like it.
I like sitting on the couch on a Sunday
and just a nice pinch and roll on my beanbag, you know? Just… [crowd laughs]