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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I can't handle a free fucking bottle of booze.

And let me tell you something, if you don't drink whiskey, if you start…

your brain actually goes,

"Hey, there's too many lights on in here."

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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If you tip back the bottle three or four times,

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I can't handle a free fucking bottle of booze.

And let me tell you something, if you don't drink whiskey, if you start…

If you tip back the bottle three or four times,

your brain actually goes,

"Hey, there's too many lights on in here."