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S1E1 — Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)

I feel like every little kid should know this. Kindergartners should come up to all of us and be like,
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[crowd laughs] You don't think that's the best deterrent story for a kid?
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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"You know how much cocaine Hitler did?"

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I feel like every little kid should know this. Kindergartners should come up to all of us and be like,
"You know how much cocaine Hitler did?"
[crowd laughs] You don't think that's the best deterrent story for a kid?