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How can I make fun of Johnny for not being able to handle millions?

I can't handle a free fucking bottle of booze.

If you tip back the bottle three or four times,

your brain actually goes,

Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
Season 1, Episode 1
Tom Segura: Teacher (2025)
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And let me tell you something, if you don't drink whiskey, if you start…

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How can I make fun of Johnny for not being able to handle millions?

I can't handle a free fucking bottle of booze.

And let me tell you something, if you don't drink whiskey, if you start…

If you tip back the bottle three or four times,

your brain actually goes,