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You will demonstrate your value to the waitress by winning a prize at her booth.
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Your indifference to the waitress will only make you more attractive to her.
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Okay, let's stop. All right, well, so let me understand this, waitress.
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What if the waitress is into it? This is my best shot!
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And just then the waitress came in.
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I made out with the waitress! That's amazing, man!
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Are you telling me that wasn't even the waitress?
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You're supposed to serve drinks. You're a waitress.
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People need their drinks, and we need a waitress to serve those drinks!
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There's this waitress who Charlie's in love with,
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Charlie got really upset when I banged the waitress.
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- I can't wait to see the waitress. - Oh, Charlie, give it a rest.
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- Yes. Is he looking at my back, right now? - No. Do you see the waitress anywhere?
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Oh, oh, Waitress.
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Uh, because my name is not Waitress.
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doing for the waitress, her life is gonna completely change.
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list to keep the waitress from poking around while this whole
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Just say Waitress!
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He's doing to us what I like to do to Charlie and the waitress.
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Charlie, somebody accidentally hit the waitress
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I'm going to be with the waitress-- she's the woman I love.
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That's why I kissed you in front of the waitress.
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waitress jealous.
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I'm a waitress, okay?
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I'm a waitress, okay?
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Waitress, no!
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I mean, he thinks that being a waitress is, like, what I am,
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I'm kind of having a hard time closing the deal with the Waitress.
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The Waitress got bit by a chow once, and I kicked the shit out of the thing.
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- Well... - Uh, you know, for the Waitress.
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Who's the Waitress?
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We should also avoid talking about the Waitress, Charlie.
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- Oh. - So, from now on, Waitress,
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Yeah, pretty much right when the waitress started talking,
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He is on a bang path straight to the waitress.
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You know, what about living with the waitress, too?
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The waitress is not going to live with you.
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to have The Waitress as a roommate.
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- for the waitress, anyway, then. - Yeah, but guess what?
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I got it. If I just get the waitress pregnant,
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You were a coffee shop waitress, right?
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The waitress is totally, like, moving into my apartment.
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I'm getting like calls up the wazoo from the waitress.
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I feel like I got to ghost the waitress for a while on this.
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Ah, this is the waitress. Do you guys mind if I get this?
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This is the waitress again. Should I get it?
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Charlie, the waitress is an asshole. You're just way better off
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- Yeah. - Nine, Waitress.
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