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70% of the world doesn't use toilet paper?
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of toilet paper per year.
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To supply the United States its toilet paper,
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but you can afford a Japanese toilet.
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we all spend on toilet paper, doctors, and hemorrhoid cream,
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a Japanese toilet pays for itself in just a few years.
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for your existing toilet
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The point is... even commoners don't need toilet paper anymore!
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No, your toilet is back at the farm.
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to the toilet section of Home Depot.
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Proctologist says to the toilet manager,
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You're talking about the toilet paper companies.
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Who has the most to lose? It's all toilet paper, Stan!
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Because toilet paper is an industry worth
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No, dad, it's the toilet paper companies
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Yeah, so, uh, w-we have nothing against toilet paper.
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We retract what we said about toilet paper companies.
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Having a Japanese toilet was great, but...
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[toilet flushing]
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[toilet flushing] - God.
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[toilet flushing]
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(toilet flushes)
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-Even in the toilet? -No, Frenchie,
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not in the toilet. Look, I just need five minutes inside.
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[toilet flushes]
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and I will drown you in your fucking toilet,
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[Coleman] Don't quote me on it, but you should leave a floater in his toilet.
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Thank God I threw them up in the toilet.
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[chuckles] You left a floater in his toilet?
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I took one shit in Homelander's toilet.
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Except for literal used tampons in the toilet.
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-[toilet flushes] -Danny Trejo need to stick to acting.
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but I'm having to do this in the toilet of my mom's house.
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Don't worry, though. I'm sitting on the toilet but I'm not using it.
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Don't forget to flush the toilet.
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The toilet cleaners!
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They said outsourcing our toilet cleaning
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I'm glad the toilet guys got the note, though.
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if you keep saying, 'I'm making shit in the toilet,'
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Filthy toilet! You're dead, Fluff Butt.
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