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Mr. Hankey, he comes out of the toilet every year,
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He comes out of the toilet every year
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who always plugs up the toilet at our house.
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That's good. We need some more toilet paper.
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♪ Sit on the toilet here he comes ♪
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♪ And won't fall in the toilet ♪
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♪ And try to get it to drop in the toilet ♪
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The powder room toilet is broken.
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Randy! We need to get a new toilet.
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It's the powder room toilet, the one guests use.
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You get a new toilet, Randy,
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Oh, yeah, just lookin' for a new toilet to replace Ol' Blue.
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And the toilet senses when you've come into the room,
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where the toilet-paper roll used to go.
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So then where do you keep the toilet paper?
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With a Japanese toilet, you don't need toilet paper.
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The toilet washes you completely clean.
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and cleans you eight times better than toilet paper can.
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That's the new toilet? How much did it cost?
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You spent $10,000 on a toilet?!
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and told them you have a $10,000 toilet.
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Oh, that's the welcome music for my Japanese toilet.
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If you think about it, a dry piece of toilet paper
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Nobody cares about your stupid toilet
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since I've gotten a Japanese toilet.
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all over my ass with toilet paper.
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Stan, you've got to stop bragging about your toilet.
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I'm not bragging about my toilet!
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Have you ever asked yourself why we use toilet paper?
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70% of the world doesn't use toilet paper?
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of toilet paper per year.
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To supply the United States its toilet paper,
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but you can afford a Japanese toilet.
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we all spend on toilet paper, doctors, and hemorrhoid cream,
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a Japanese toilet pays for itself in just a few years.
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for your existing toilet
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The point is... even commoners don't need toilet paper anymore!
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No, your toilet is back at the farm.
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to the toilet section of Home Depot.
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Proctologist says to the toilet manager,
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You're talking about the toilet paper companies.
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Who has the most to lose? It's all toilet paper, Stan!
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Because toilet paper is an industry worth
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No, dad, it's the toilet paper companies
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Yeah, so, uh, w-we have nothing against toilet paper.
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We retract what we said about toilet paper companies.
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Having a Japanese toilet was great, but...
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...even go make toilet.
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