#story — Tags

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Do you mean the story when I lost my glasses?

glasses lost story

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What story did you think I mean?

story

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Besides it's a boring story.

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It's quite a long story actually.

story

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I'm telling you, you're messing up the story!

messing story telling

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and you're taking this story very seriously.

story

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Your first story was better. Where's that bellows?

story

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See, if you don't know this man's story, he used to weigh 500 pounds,

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You don't think that's the best deterrent story for a kid?

best deterrent story

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I told that story in New York City at a show.

city story york york-city

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And I think it's very rude that you're telling that story."

rude story telling

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"I think you should stop telling that story."

story telling

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You go, "That was a great fucking story. Thank you."

fucking story

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And then kids accidentally tell their first good story.

accidentally kids story

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And you're like, "That's a good story. Go find more stories like that."

stories story

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Okay. Tell me if this story sounds familiar.