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Last year was the first time I ever had somebody bully one of my kids.

bully kids somebody

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I'm disintegrating into somebody I want to punch in the mouth.

mouth punch somebody

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If somebody was like, "You wanna go to a strip club?

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Have you ever asked somebody something so profoundly stupid to them

asked somebody stupid

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and I wait till I see somebody checking out one of the sidewalk displays,

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I don't fucking know. You're here. Maybe you robbed somebody. But...

fucking robbed somebody

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Somebody says something once and you're like,

somebody

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Until one day I told somebody and he goes, "No, he isn't."

somebody

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I said, "Did somebody tell you?" He goes, "I can't remember."

remember somebody

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- Dad? - Somebody call 911.

somebody

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Why would somebody put a guarantee on a box?

guarantee somebody

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Just when I thought somebody actually believed in me.

believed somebody