#shirt — Tags

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I covered you with a shirt. Where did it go?

covered shirt

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This isn't a present, it's a shirt!

present shirt

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through butt-fuck nowhere to get a Goddamn shirt?!

butt fuck goddamn shirt

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I can't believe I got a stupid shirt.

believe shirt stupid

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Wet t-shirt contests, mud wrestling.

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Wet t-shirt contest!

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There's a builder outside, taking off his shirt.

shirt

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So now I'm just Winnie the Pooh-ing it in a T-shirt. Like…

shirt

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Well, I walk in, and I see a man wearing overalls and no T-shirt.

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It's not appropriate for you to be like, "Can I try on this shirt?"

appropriate shirt

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"Fuck your shirt. I'm gonna wear my old shit.

fuck shirt wear

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I'm not wearing your fuckin' shirt."

fuckin shirt wearing

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He would take markers and paint his own shirt.

paint shirt

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The next thing, I see a white T-shirt pop up

shirt white