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You guys used Frank's credit card, you bought a bunch of airline miles.
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You used those airline miles to purchase 400 steaks.
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in the current airline miles system, correct?
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Yeah, we were excited about the airline miles thing.
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Two miles an hour. There you go.
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I got to put enough miles on the jet
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This is the world. 196 million square miles.
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If I covered 100 square miles an hour,
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Oh, that was worth driving 600 miles for.
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Hey, look, kids. Only 12 more miles to Wavetown, USA.
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The time to drop off the car and go home was 20 miles ago.
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then I'd guess they'd be 40 miles downstream by now.
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That's 5,000 miles away.
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It is not-- Five thousand miles? Are you serious?
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It's taken me the last three days to get 20 miles.
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Well, maybe her oldest son moving 5,000 miles away from her.
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I'm just sorry the nearest stripper is 300 miles away.
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which is at least 25 miles away.
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could go 300 miles an hour.
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Do you realize you're driving 20 miles an hour on a freeway?
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All those sit-ups I did, all those miles I ran every morning,
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a rocket ship must attain speeds of upwards of 25,000 miles per hour.
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I mean, right now we're on a planet spinning at a thousand miles per hour.
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We're also travelling around the sun at almost 67,000 miles per hour.
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My God, that's 60 miles away.
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Stretch out your arms 70 miles through the bars to my house?
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Big change! He quit school, moved 3,000 miles
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- Only eight more miles to Vegas! - Hey!
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♪ I can go for miles If you know what I mean ♪
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I got it up to 130 miles an hour last night.
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Let's see, six miles a gallon, with gas selling at two--
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Lucky Aide is only two and a half miles each way,
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yet the odometer mysteriously gained 23 miles.
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two miles in the pouring rain just to get there.
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to whatever I want: 200 miles or four inches.
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We are exactly 40 miles from the point of no return.
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Hal, you are five miles
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Okay, Hal, it's been 40 miles.
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Relax. We're miles from our house.
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up to 2,000 miles.
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I bought it at a truck stop 200 miles from here.
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Don't be silly. Two miles, easy.
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Friends who don't mind driving an extra 30 miles
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Malcolm. He's drunk at a party 100 miles down the freeway.
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only 60 miles away!
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I drove by 80 miles of blunt objects
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But even if we move thousands of miles away,
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IT GOES ON LIKE THIS FOR MILES.
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