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[machine gun continues firing]
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♪ …in my flying machine Going up she goes ♪
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A time machine, for time travel.
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No, no, they got a time machine.
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Okay, how about this? You get me to the time machine, and when I get back...
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Yeah, suck one. Time machine costs, like, 20.
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[ Policeman ] A Coke machine in the vicinity caught his tattoo.
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- Yeah, man, but you said there was a time machine, right? - Yeah.
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Yeah, there's a time machine now that can take us back to the past,
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but there was no time machine back then, so--
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Upgrayedd don't care where the time machine is. Now, then, last week--
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[ Machine-gun Fire ]
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There's a shuttle down in the Costco. It'll drop us right by the time machine.
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Yeah, what if this time machine don't work?
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We go to the time machine, then when I get back to the past,
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No, I just need you to tell me how to get to the time machine.
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Okay, you know where the time machine is?
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[ With Effeminate Voice ] "Oh, I gotta go to the time machine. I wanna go home."
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Get him to take you back to the time machine without me. Don't wait.
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to the time machine.
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Frito-- he's gonna give us a ride back to the time machine.
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- Forget about the time machine. - Yeah!
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But if it's not a real time machine, there wouldn't have been any money.
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A machete or a machine gun or something.
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Why don't you head down to the Wawa and pick up a machine gun?
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(on machine) This is Barbara. Leave a message.
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The margarita machine here is open for business. Time to relax.
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And then I talk to Frank about, you know, a really good sewing machine.
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to see if I can get a really cheap sewing machine.
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Look, I just want your help getting a sewing machine.
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(machine grinding) Oh, goddamn.
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DENNIS: Ladies and gentlemen, we are Electric Dream Machine.
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- They look so sturdy. - He's half machine.
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Karate, snow machine... Chop set...
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- Unless you had a time machine. MAC: Dee, you got bigger problems.
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I will put an outgoing message on his answering machine.
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When I wanted to get the karaoke machine for our apartment, you
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The karaoke machine?
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Now, can we get back to the karaoke machine?
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When I wanted to get the karaoke machine for our apartment, you
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The karaoke machine?
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Now, can we get back to the karaoke machine?
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(making machine gun noises) The crabs have machine guns.
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(making machine gun noises) (laughter)
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(laughter) (making machine gun noises)
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Now, this machine is gonna measure the level of toxins
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All right, where's this packaging machine thing?
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No, no, no, you can't use this machine. It blew the surge protector.
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