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-She's Japanese. -[door closes]

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[speaking Japanese] Do you remember?

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And the guy goes, "Whoa. Are you Japanese?"

japanese whoa

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He goes, "We don't get a lot of Japanese people here. That's pretty cool."

cool japanese

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So, I have to stop him, and go, "Hey, man. I'm not Japanese."

japanese

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Sounds Japanese."

japanese sounds

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I go, "That's 'cause you're saying it Japanese.

japanese

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-[audience laughs] -then it's Japanese."

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Here's how it works. Japanese, they're number one,

japanese number works

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- Be honest. Huh? - [man] Japanese.

honest japanese

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- Japanese! Fuckin'... All right, so... - [laughter]

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Do you hate Japanese people?

hate japanese

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to marry a Japanese girl

girl japanese marry

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and they fly in a Japanese director, okay?

director japanese

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And when he walks away, I see the Japanese director

director japanese walks